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all 45 comments

[–]themarkofmarks 8 points9 points ago

You know what they say about small dictators.

[–]scotchyscotchyscotch 15 points16 points ago

Ain't got shit on this dicktater

[–]Juan-Solo 1 point2 points ago

dicktater>dicktator

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[–]sagan10955 3 points4 points ago

Came here to make sure this joke was made

[–]Nappyheadedbro 11 points12 points ago

As someone who's name is Napoleon and a fap enthusiast, my day is now complete....

[–]Barstool_philosopher 2 points3 points ago

he wasn't a dictator he was an emperor

[–]ohgodwhydidIjoin 3 points4 points ago

I'd just like to point out that Napoleon did this because he had stomach cancer. In almost all of his pictures that you will see, he will be holding his stomach. He eventually died of the ailment.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I disagree. He might have died from stomach cancer (I thought it was poison) but it was thought that he posed this way to hide the fact that his right arm was shorter than his left.

[–]gwot 1 point2 points ago

And he hid sweet candy in his pockets

[–]captainf 1 point2 points ago

Most logical theory I heard was that he wasn't sure what to do with his arms while posing for the long paintings so he decided to do that so that he wouldn't feel so uncomfortable.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

To be fair they're all equally logical. It's just a matter of missing details.

[–]Akakaburito 0 points1 point ago

Not what I've always read, it was more similar to ohgodwhydidIjoin's comment. He would constantly massage his stomach to alleviate the pains he suffered.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad I've come across this new hypothesis, thank you!

[–]Akakaburito 0 points1 point ago

No problem.. I'm fascinated with the man, myself.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 1 point2 points ago

BRB Generals, I just have to... go... do some... planning... by myself...

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

Fapoleon Bonerpart.x

[–]minerinside 0 points1 point ago

You win...

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

I've been calling him that for years mwahhaha.. Finally got to use it. :)

[–]Yerginsnurf 1 point2 points ago

I would just kike to point out that Napoleon (and a lot of other long dead people) did this because painting hands is HARD, so having a painting done with one hand behind your back and the other in your shirt is the cheapest way to do so, as painters charged more for having hands in the painting

[–]Watercolour 0 points1 point ago

Too tall.

[–]Airazz 0 points1 point ago

Those pants don't have any pockets, and you have to keep your hands somewhere during those cold autumn evenings...

[–]bdohalloran 0 points1 point ago

Fapoleon

[–]Bluesxx 0 points1 point ago

can't we agree that this pretty NSFW

[–]goodguyguitarist 0 points1 point ago

And on that bombshell... I bid you all goodnight.

[–]kasparovnutter 0 points1 point ago

He's getting his weapon of ass destruction out...

[–]Torbun 0 points1 point ago

Bonerparte?

[–]super_fapman 0 points1 point ago

i fapped to him fapping

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

Napoleon wasn't a dictator. Just sayin'

[–]williemcbride 0 points1 point ago

What do you call a mean potato?

A dictator!

[–]Barstool_philosopher 0 points1 point ago

can you hear that? No? exactly, no one's laughing

[–]williemcbride 1 point2 points ago

Hey!

At least one person laughed!

Ah, who am I kidding, that was obviously a pity upvote.

[–]Barstool_philosopher 0 points1 point ago

I admire your resolve, keep working at it one day you'll come up with a smirk worthy knock knock joke

[–]Rubbershoesinmotion 0 points1 point ago

Probably just looking for a waterloo.

[–]Iwishyouwerenice -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]99-LS1-SS[S] 5 points6 points ago

Not for me. This is the first time I've posted it.

[–]killer_catzilla 0 points1 point ago

He didn't mean you posted your own content twice but someone else's.

[–]Chaster321 -1 points0 points ago

That's the joke.

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[–]99-LS1-SS[S] 2 points3 points ago

Sources!

[–]ElTimablo 0 points1 point ago

[PROOF]

[–]FrostFire131 -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like an Eeveelution

[–]EminGH -1 points0 points ago

Fail. Napoleon was not a dictator. Also, you spelled it wrong in the title.

[–]Mr-Papple -2 points-1 points ago

Puck you miss! <=====3tation!

[–]P1h3r1e3d13 -2 points-1 points ago

My last Halloween costume: Fidel Castro, the Cubist dicktater