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Meanwhile in the NYC Subway... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]PsychopompShade 49 points50 points ago

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A great way to camouflage the fact that you're crying in public.

[–]Tulsakaleb 6 points7 points ago

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A great way to camouflage looking at her boobs in public. oh don't mind me, I'm just interested in how you cut that shit

[–]MikeTheSpike 9 points10 points ago

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She has no boobs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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her top doesn't show us her boobs very well.

but more importantly, i'm pretty sure a cop could arrest her for having that knife on the subway.

[–]philotimon 31 points32 points ago

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Need to get a head start on that meal... And I have genuine admiration for people who don't give a fuck.

Like this morning, for instance. An old woman, from the looks of her, sleeping off a late party drinking night on the town, shits her pants while asleep. Clears out the entire car. I have a bad nose jam, so I'm sitting there like what the fuck's up, why is train empty. Then, on the last stop in Brooklyn, she wakes up, realizing she shat herself, totters off clenching her buttcheeks, leaving shitstain on seat. Do not envy MTA employee who has to clean that. I hope he has a high pressure water spray handy. Most sad and hilarious thing I have ever seen.

People are giving me looks like I am responsible for the smell. But, its Manhattan. And people do NOT give a fuck.

Then, the nasal spray kicks in.

[–]measuredinyears 13 points14 points ago

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... did you just compare a lady in a dress chopping vegetables to an old woman shitting herself in her sleep?

[–]philotimon 2 points3 points ago

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The only qualities that are shared between the incontinent woman and the woman chopping veggies, is not giving any fucks. I admire that, I said. Apart from that, one's making the food, the other just reminded us what happens to most of it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I think he did. Did you just ask an unnecessary question?

I'm being a jackass, I know. I'll be over here in the downvote hell.

[–]HornyVervet 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously they give a fuck if they clear out of the car. My "feels bad for the MTA employee who has to clean that up" story was riding late at night and some drunk young guy is propped up against the door sleeping and then puked against the door in his sleep.

[–]giveitago 2 points3 points ago

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MTA workers my ass. Here's what happened. Clueless commuter walks in and spies an empty seat, thinks this is my lucky day. Goes to his next stop smelling of shit none the wiser.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

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No, I took it upon myself to warn everyone, seeing as how I was immune. I got smiles from several pretty women. But it is sort of the smile a pretty woman gives the guy behind the counter at the jewelry store, while buying an engagement ring with her douche investment banker of a husband.

[–]alostserendipity 0 points1 point ago

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Did you really have to call guys in IBD "douches"? We aren't all that bad, first year analysts work for less $ph than the average manager at McD.

[–]philotimon 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, but what do you do when you gain some real power? People trust you with their money! WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT? TELL ME! That's right. You write yourselves huge bonuses while the people who lost money as a result of your advice, get their homes foreclosed on. I assure you, you people are right down there with pedophiles and rapists.

[–]alostserendipity 1 point2 points ago

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Pedophiles and rapists, for what? Working 85 hours a week for 68k a year making excel models?

Stop being naive and arrogant generalizing investment banking with the financial crisis. Yelling at the poor analyst with 350k of student debt entering the rat race isn't going to change the fact that people are inherently greedy. Yell at society for thinking that they can take $1MM mortgages with 30k annual incomes.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

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Or maybe that's you. The Chase, Citi Grp. Rothschild and others have probably started where you did. But not all investment bankers are cut out to be such 'successes'. I must say, I have NO respect for your chosen profession. Making 68k an year, and just starting out? 85 hours a week sitting on your ass is complain worthy?

You have never known hard work, clearly. Stay 12 hours on your feet at a time doing rounds, like a doctor. That's 24x6 on call work, with real responsibility and doing real good. Don't be a bleeding heart, you're not convincing anyone, even yourself.

[–]alostserendipity 1 point2 points ago

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Chase has no i-banking or securities division. Rothschild doesn't either, and were not involved in MBS products. Citi was, but that's 1 out of 3.

Might want to do some research before you spew random shit on reddit.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

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Chase operates under JP Morgan Securities.

Rothschild owns several IB firms. LIKE J. Rothschild Assurance Group. Invests in Mining companies and Oil. You know, I just found you some company along with those pedos and rapists. Oil and deep sea mining investors. That should cheer up those long Sunday meetings.

[–]robo23 1 point2 points ago

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One of my favorite things about Manhattan is just how much you can get away with in public. People really don't give a fuck.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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until a cop sees you doing something stupid and/or careless.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

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You can't get away with much, not these days. I got reprimanded for carrying a 3.9" knife. That I use for work, but it also looked like it could be used for wetwork.

[–]anotherDocObVious 0 points1 point ago

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... and THEN the nasal spray kicks in.

[–]Sub-Par_Photoshop 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/Ct7V1.jpg

[–]philotimon 2 points3 points ago

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I like how the shit is giving me a thumbs up. Either that, or its flipping me off.

[–]SweetPeaMigee 29 points30 points ago

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Some women just want to watch your eyes burn.

[–]The_Painted_Man 4 points5 points ago

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She's the chef NY deserves, but not the one it needs....

[–]OldSpider 12 points13 points ago

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NY needs a dark knife.

[–]paperclipguy 1 point2 points ago

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Why so severence?

[–]GingerTats 0 points1 point ago

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This is her city, and only she can chop the onions to save it.

[–]mship 1 point2 points ago

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I like what you did there.

[–]darksober 8 points9 points ago

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It is cause it is almost STIR FRYDAY

[–]-crave 0 points1 point ago

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Thats a much better name.

[–]dweingar 20 points21 points ago

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That's... kinda hot.

[–]mjolnir616 12 points13 points ago

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Good onion chopping technique, 8/10, would bang.

[–]Johnny82 11 points12 points ago

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What are you talking about? Look at her finger placement. Bad technique, 4/10, still would bang.

[–]TheKittenButcher 7 points8 points ago

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Hey man, prep work is half the battle.

[–]GingerHeadMan 2 points3 points ago

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I like the reactions of the two people on either side of her, especially the dude on the left.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Honestly, she is probably late for a party. I could half see myself doing that.

[–]pixeled601 2 points3 points ago

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And people say there is no time to fix a good meal. It is all about planning.

[–]jakemyers7 2 points3 points ago

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Its dangerous outside the kitchen... here take this

[–]Fyrefli 12 points13 points ago

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Repost Source

[–]movzx 1 point2 points ago

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Subreddits. How do they work?

[–]beardsmorebagodonuts 1 point2 points ago

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Aliens.

[–]faqnsht 0 points1 point ago

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8 hours earlier no less

[–]ohkaaaay0_0[S] 2 points3 points ago*

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To abide by the rules I deleted my comment from earlier which contained a Facebook link.

The original pic is from a friend's Facebook post (Which is public). He posted this yesterday and suggested I post it on here. Besides, it's more of a WTF and we didn't know it had been posted already. To my knowledge there is nothing wrong with cross posting.

[–]movzx 1 point2 points ago

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Just ignore people who complain about reposting... especially when it's not even the same subreddit.

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[–]GingerHeadMan 7 points8 points ago

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Just a suggestion, but you probably shouldn't link directly to Facebook on Reddit. Sorta violates the whole "no personal info" rule. Maybe take a screenshot and link to that instead.

[–]ohkaaaay0_0[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I normally would never link to a Facebook account for that reason but his post is public and if you read the comments here he commented using his real name.

[–]GingerHeadMan -1 points0 points ago

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That's all well and fine, but look to the right, where it says "New Rules" and towards the bottom you'll see something that says

Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned

Links to facebook are not allowed

So it really doesn't matter if your friend gives away his own personal information, it's just straight up not allowed. It's not just this subreddit either; all of Reddit is pretty dang serious about it.

[–]johnasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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At least she's not driving!

[–]seattleque 1 point2 points ago

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Must be getting ready for Stir Friday.

[–]AzureCale 1 point2 points ago

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Good girl housewife,

Leaves house, still starts supper.

[–]windmill69 1 point2 points ago

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not crying, like a boss

[–]englabenny 1 point2 points ago

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Who's cutting onions?

[–]moothemagiccow 0 points1 point ago

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I'm making a lasagna

[–]Patienceisavirtue1 0 points1 point ago

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lik dis if u cry evertim

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ಥ_ಥ

IS SOMEBODY CUTTING ONIONS??

[–]Xdexter23 1 point2 points ago

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You can take the girl out of the kitchen, but you can't take the kitchen out of the girl.

[–]hammsfamms 1 point2 points ago

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I got bad news for her... I'm shuttin' the studio down.

[–]mysticdickstick 1 point2 points ago

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... unless she takes a picture with a midget holding these balloons

[–]Frack-Star 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking art students.

[–]Acidsparx 2 points3 points ago

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this was posted on 4/7

http://www.viedemetro.fr/contenu/top-chef-dans-le-metro-mademoiselle-emince-sur-sa-planche-en-bois

[–]joshhubi 0 points1 point ago

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She's late to the dinner party.

[–]linuxbman 0 points1 point ago

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I often wonder how many of these are staged....

[–]ToxicFlow 0 points1 point ago

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It must be viral marketing for those premade potatoe commercials.

[–]alextoremember 0 points1 point ago

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That guy wants some. He knows he does.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

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man ANYTHING happens on a subway huh?

[–]johnq-pubic 0 points1 point ago

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Is there anything that DOESN'T happen on the NYC subway ?

[–]moothemagiccow 0 points1 point ago

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bombings

[–]stoshM 0 points1 point ago

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bukowski called NYC; 'sophisticated beyond reason'

[–]myjabberwocky 0 points1 point ago

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Just got back to NYC after nearly two weeks away..this photo nearly made me cry with happiness at being back. Damn I love this weird-ass city.

[–]rhashawork 0 points1 point ago

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Improv Everywhere, calling it now.

[–]zedfighter 0 points1 point ago

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Servin' up some crazy!

[–]twilightcatlady 0 points1 point ago

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She got some crazy eyes.

[–]habitsofwaste 0 points1 point ago

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They don't look like they don't give a fuck. I would be pissed honestly. I hate the smell onions.

[–]GingerTats 0 points1 point ago

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Trust me. On an NYC subway that smell is the best you'll encounter.

[–]habitsofwaste 0 points1 point ago

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Trust me, I'd rather smell shit. And I was just there, it wasn't bad at all.

[–]sneakystratus 0 points1 point ago

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WE HAVE THAT SAME CUTTING BOARD

[–]corruption93 0 points1 point ago

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This is just the wife of snack man. Snack women stay in well-lit, moving environments and provide for their snack husbands, who go around and stop disputes whilst eating snacks.

[–]The_He-Male 0 points1 point ago

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HER HEAD IS SMOKING!!!!!!!:0

[–]cattac 0 points1 point ago

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Rachael Ray is getting really desperate for attention.

[–]iCANdothatdave 0 points1 point ago

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NYC subway always seem so crazy, but entertaining.

Why is there not just a /r/NYCsubwaypics ?!?!

[–]merpes 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, might as well get some prep done if you've got a long commute.

[–]DarthCupcake 0 points1 point ago

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Brace yourselves...Kitchen jokes are coming

[–]dfGobBluth 0 points1 point ago

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id hit it

[–]Cmrade_Dorian -5 points-4 points ago

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Shameless repost can you wait at least 24 hours before whoring for imaginary internet points? http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s5v22/meanwhile_in_new_york/

[–]mship 1 point2 points ago

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Two different subreddit does not a repost make. Hell, I am not even in R/funny so I would not have seen it. People really need to get over the repost for imaginary internet points.

[–]merpes 0 points1 point ago

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Posting the same item to different subs is not against Rediquette.

[–]ohkaaaay0_0[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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not whoring considering the fact that it's my friend's photo. If we'd known, wouldn't have posted. It's more WTF anyhows :)

[–]Epicaq -2 points-1 points ago

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If a woman is not going to the kitchen, the kitchen goes to the woman.

[–]chuckception -2 points-1 points ago

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That's a weird looking kitchen you got there

[–]kobra_kid -3 points-2 points ago

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sandwiches for everyone riding the subway!

[–]ted-bundy -3 points-2 points ago

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i hope ur nan dies

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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oh ok, people think it's funny because she could just start waving that knife around and not even the scary black guys will mess with her.

more it's funny because she could just start waving that knife around, and somebody will be pissed enough to kick it up her ass.

[–]Sgt_Insomnia -5 points-4 points ago

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SLAP A BITCH

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