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[–]elcucuuuy 24 points25 points ago

Let future you deal with it

[–]Iredditallover 17 points18 points ago

"Man that past me is a dick"

[–]Adonej 25 points26 points ago

THE CYBERMEN BELIEVE YOU SHOULD REGRET YOUR INELEGANT AND PRIMITIVE DESIGNS.

[–]phantompunch 24 points25 points ago

THE CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT. YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.

[–]Brentendo64 11 points12 points ago

THE DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF "ELEGANCE".

[–]BaconSoul 9 points10 points ago

THIS IS OBVIOUS

[–]tesla3327 9 points10 points ago

[–]Iredditallover 13 points14 points ago

I found my new favorite gif

[–]subatomicsushi 12 points13 points ago

My favorite part is the two red lights bouncing away.

[–]preferstea 1 point2 points ago

I have seen this gif too many times and just now realized this.

[–]whatIwasntlistening 0 points1 point ago

Dr. Who is now 2/20 the way to a game of beer pong.

[–]UNEification 8 points9 points ago

PROCRASTINATE!

[–]NightshifterXD 14 points15 points ago

EXTERMINATE

[–]snappy121 9 points10 points ago

Revising? I smell a brit!

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Probably an American...

[–]gange94 -1 points0 points ago

Exactly the same reaction here. None of this 'studying' everyone else is so obsessed with.

[–]snappy121 5 points6 points ago

Now lets go have scones or go to hogwarts or whatever else they think we do in jolly old england!

[–]Ross_is_Sauce 1 point2 points ago

I'll never forget the first night I met my girlfriend (who is from England), I was talking about sports teams I like, and I kept saying I "pull" for this team (any American knows what I mean) and she just kept laughing. When I asked what was funny, she said in England they say "support" and that "pull" means to masturbate. So basically I was saying I masturbate to all these sports teams. Gotta love different cultures.

[–]freudian_click 1 point2 points ago

May I ask what part of England she is from? I have never heard 'pull' used in that context before

[–]Ross_is_Sauce 0 points1 point ago

She grew up in Birmingham, but now she lives in Nottingham.

[–]snappy121 0 points1 point ago

Im from near birmingham and ive never heard pull used like that... Its sometimes used if you've attracted someone/had sex

[–]Ross_is_Sauce 0 points1 point ago

There could have perhaps been a misunderstanding on my end, that's just what I gathered from what she was saying. It's really quite funny how different our laungages are even though they are the "same" launguage.

[–]snappy121 0 points1 point ago

yeah your point still stands about how we speak the same language yet we still have different meanings on words and such...

[–]Snoopyseagul 0 points1 point ago

Grab your coat love, you've pulled.

[–]RChahanovich 0 points1 point ago

????? at first I felt like i was just missing some weird joke, but now i just don't even know.

[–]Jesse-Ray 4 points5 points ago

Look Professor SpaceTime! Blorgons!

[–]shaneisgreenland 0 points1 point ago

Pew, pew!

[–]Quietbetrayal 4 points5 points ago

You are superior to us in only one respect...you are better at dying.

[–]GladosTCIAL[S] 0 points1 point ago

That is my favourite quote from anything ever.

[–]RayderTom 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for the dalek.

[–]mordecaidrake 2 points3 points ago

YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

[–]mermaidrampage 2 points3 points ago

I laughed way too damn hard at this

[–]Chachoregard 1 point2 points ago

I love how the two red things popped off as it fell

[–]DrascaL 1 point2 points ago

Oh god I remember watching this when I was younger, good times.

[–]MelissaOfTroy 2 points3 points ago

you should try watching now. More good times!

[–]whytookay 1 point2 points ago

This is also me when I stayed up until 3 last night watching doctor who, when I should have been sleeping so that I wouldn't be tired today.

:D

[–]T-paincakes 1 point2 points ago

EXFOLIATE!!

[–]sage1314 1 point2 points ago

That was the best thing I have ever seen.

[–]BiffSkiffer 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd so fucking hard.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

What exam you studying for? I have an 8-hr Professional Engineer's exam coming up on Saturday. And I spend all last week breaking in a new PC I couldn't afford.

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

True till the end.

[–]bajablazer85 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at that

[–]sir_lol_alot 0 points1 point ago

dude i did the same thing...fucking battlefield. sucks lol

[–]slumdogkillionaire 0 points1 point ago

I AM FUNNYBOT

[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

I fucking know. I started playing Kingdom Hearts again. Fuck.

[–]thewire_greatestshow 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of this clip from futurama

http://youtu.be/Sv4Gui9hKCM

[–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

Repost with different title...

[–]imawastesomuchtime 0 points1 point ago

Upvoting only for the Dalek

[–]tazyd2 -1 points0 points ago

iv been doing this for the past 2 weeks XD im taking exams next month

[–]CatsBoobiesAndStuff -1 points0 points ago

[–]petsounds94 -3 points-2 points ago

luv dis movie