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[–]Animates_Everything 75 points76 points ago

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[–]okmkz 2 points3 points ago

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There's gold in this here novelty account!

[–]Higeking 34 points35 points ago*

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what a tit

edit: somewhat clarified

[–]Pelleas 1 point2 points ago

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Great. Now all I can think of are boobies.

[–]writesomethingwitty 4 points5 points ago

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And sea men. I wonder why that swallow is flying above all those sperm whales.

[–]PatronofSnark 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, no wonder people think sailors are gay.

[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's the uniform.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]WeirdIdeasCO -2 points-1 points ago

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Or lesbian.

[–]melake14 -3 points-2 points ago

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more like a chick-i'd-doo

[–]BootWizard 2 points3 points ago

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i closed this thread and then decided i just HAD to come back just to downvote this.

[–]melake14 0 points1 point ago

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and i just did the same unto thee. no one likes a negative Nancy my friend

[–]Potatotypical 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Flapjack_ 21 points22 points ago

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Joke emerges from 4chan

[–]past3rofmupp3ts -2 points-1 points ago

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Misnamed picture threads are the reason I still come back to /v/.

[–]judgemental_parrot -3 points-2 points ago

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fuck off and stay out reddit fag

[–]past3rofmupp3ts 1 point2 points ago

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The irony of this statement is astronomical...

[–]judgemental_parrot -3 points-2 points ago

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fuck you i just insult fucktard redditors and check the news. you're a genuine faggot redditor. i'm just bi curious.

[–]past3rofmupp3ts 0 points1 point ago

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I just come here to waste time as 4chan is blocked here. Fuck being a redditor.

[–]judgemental_parrot -1 points0 points ago

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that's what i like to hear. le me guusta.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That's a bird.

[–]patkgreen 11 points12 points ago

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black capped chickadee.

[–]mul4mbo 2 points3 points ago*

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TO THE TOP.

If not everyone will think it is a tit (and then all the people who think that will be tits).

EDIT: and, i'm wrong. Beg all your pardons.

[–]HannahMcGx 5 points6 points ago

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actually no, this is a great tit, (hahaha, tits!) the chickadee doesn't have a stripe down its front. I would search google images to make sure but I'm scared what will show up! (I'm sitting next to my dad.)

[–]ravenouscraving 1 point2 points ago

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Safe search ON, friend!

It should ALWAYS be on when googling near parents.

Although I do understand your objection to typing "great tits" with your father nearby.

[–]mul4mbo 0 points1 point ago

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bird great tit worked, ty.

[–]HannahMcGx 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh yes :)

[–]Vee_Vee 48 points49 points ago

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[–]Magoran 6 points7 points ago

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I'm torn, because I don't want to be pedantic, but you DID say "exactly"...

[–]Vee_Vee -1 points0 points ago

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Nearly exactly.

[–]Magoran 4 points5 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]EridMeatGrinder 5 points6 points ago

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Wrong, that one had a space between tennis and ball.

[–]Slackham 2 points3 points ago

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That guy probably found the picture with the same text on a different site (this picture with the text is older than 1 year). He posted it.

This guy probably found it on another site and posted it here.

Please tell me the difference between those posts. It has been posted before? It was one freaking year before. probably 99% of the people who sees this post didn't see that post so who cares?

[–]af609 24 points25 points ago

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whatever. That was 12 months ago, there's plenty of us who have never seen it before

[–]Bumperpegasus[S] 18 points19 points ago*

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I found the picture today too.

Haven't been on reddit for a year even.

But I appologize for my crime to everyone

[–]Mixed-Signals 3 points4 points ago

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It's too late...

[–]Vee_Vee -5 points-4 points ago

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That's great!

Merely pointing out fact. Take it as you may.

[–]jaredtomas 2 points3 points ago

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I was not aware you are only permitted to post things on the internet once. Ever.

[–]I_work_too_much 0 points1 point ago

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EVER

[–]Vee_Vee -5 points-4 points ago

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...and if you assume so now, you are a retard. Simply pointing it out is all. You should calm down.

[–]juicycunts 0 points1 point ago

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teehee that's me!

[–]tomsfoolery 2 points3 points ago

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cannot unsee

[–]kasperhej 2 points3 points ago

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Cannot be unseen..

[–]timharding31 9 points10 points ago

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I think that's a bird

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Totally a bird.

[–]Bumperpegasus[S] 3 points4 points ago*

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Looks like Venom to me

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[–]malopalo 4 points5 points ago

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tennis ball+bird=shuttlecock.

EDIT: cock, hehe!

[–]giai 1 point2 points ago

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Bloody Beetroots?

[–]The_Hammock_Man 1 point2 points ago

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the most adorable symbiote

[–]Wammis 1 point2 points ago

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Well, at first I found this hilarious... and was thus in a good mood. However, as I was about to upvote, I saw a seagull that was perched on a chimney take a shit... and suddenly remembered my disdain for birds... now I don't know what to do.

Here's hoping that it really is a tennis ball turned Venom. And, anyone that said getting pooped on by a bird is lucky... well, they must be the one standing next to the person that got pooped on. 'Cause screw that.

[–]JimmyLee123 1 point2 points ago

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Woah, can't be unseen.

[–]Ihavetheinternets 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was gif and was waiting for something to happen for a good 10 seconds.

[–]djdontcare 1 point2 points ago

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This was one of the first threads I ever commented in, like a year ago

[–]n-some 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was going to be a gif...

[–]Finnian 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually a common bird found in Britain called a Great Tit. Genuine name.

[–]Bananii 1 point2 points ago

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CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

[–]very_easily_offended 1 point2 points ago

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cannot unsee

[–]Ineeni 1 point2 points ago

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Can't unsee.

[–]outrageousc 2 points3 points ago

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More like Symbiote Spider-Man

[–]Z0bie 1 point2 points ago

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True

Venom has white eyes.

[–]Goku707 3 points4 points ago

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They both have white eyes....

the color you see in the spider pic is coloring.

The tell tale difference is Spidermans Eyes have smooth edges as you can see with Venom they curve a bit more and are not clean lines.

[–]Z0bie 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea what I was thinking...

[–]Goku707 1 point2 points ago

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its ok man, Shappens

[–]damnshoes 2 points3 points ago

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I don't see how this bird looks like a tennis ball.

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[–]TronCorleone 5 points6 points ago

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forsomeonewho'stinyyousurespeakloud

[–]Conot 2 points3 points ago

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Cool bold bro

[–]elcucuuuy 1 point2 points ago

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It's evolving!

[–]skakaiser 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's what I call a Great Tit.

[–]aussy16 0 points1 point ago

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Tennisballemon has successfully evolved to Toxichicmon!

[–]bigsz 2 points3 points ago

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Were you going for Pokemon or Digimon?

[–]adunski 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO

Cannot unsee!

[–]the_art_of_whore 0 points1 point ago

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We r venom

[–]gambLe6 0 points1 point ago

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Nice tit.

[–]bobbybridges 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit

[–]kstonge11 0 points1 point ago

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Gets me everytym.

[–]Rad2 0 points1 point ago

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black metal chickadee

[–]The_Muensters 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee the awesomeness

[–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

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The right image at the right time means I keep laughing for about five minutes solid.

Good show, Bumperpegasus!

[–]Bumperpegasus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't want any credit.

As it been pointed out a few times already it is a repost.

I did not know it had been posted on reddit previiously to this though.

[–]thatassholeyouknow 0 points1 point ago

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Man, is it really that time of the year again? Great to see you again my little bird friend.

[–]SarahLoren 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking brilliant caption.

[–]wildskullkid 0 points1 point ago

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I see a Bloody Beetroots bird!

[–]MrLunde 0 points1 point ago

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Your repost is good and you shouldn't feel bad

[–]Crixomix 0 points1 point ago

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Proof that the title makes the picture

[–]scrufdawg 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, cannot unsee.

[–]brazilliandanny 0 points1 point ago

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RRRRRRRREPOST!

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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Last time I saw this I didn't get the "Venom" part... I was thinking more about a "venomous" blue tit.

But now I do remember seeing some of that Spiderman cartoon as a kid.

[–]EMP826 0 points1 point ago

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"We are poison to cats AND BB guns!! WE'RE VENOM!!!"

[–]Sinavestia 0 points1 point ago

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What has been seen

[–]notasoccerstar09 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else stare at it waiting for it to do something. Only to realize its a picture?

[–]mimus09 0 points1 point ago

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I gotta admit, exotic birds are some of the coolest and interesting organisms on the planet.

[–]mcai8rw2 0 points1 point ago

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YEs! you rock sir or madam! i like the visualisation!

[–]Sepaks 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf!? Just a bir..oh!!

[–]eaturliver 0 points1 point ago

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Stoner approved.

[–]Slack_Irritant 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't even change the title with this repost

[–]dogsarentedible 0 points1 point ago

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It's chickadee-e the chickadee!

[–]Omgitsdeuz 0 points1 point ago

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I see Spawn

[–]nslung 0 points1 point ago

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It can't be unseen!

[–]StAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

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Chickadee!

edit: I was wrong. It's a tit.

[–]amadison30 0 points1 point ago

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Merge*

[–]diamondpoop 0 points1 point ago

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Someone find a spiderman one.

[–]aulter1688 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not usually one to get angry over reposts, but really? This is like the exact same title.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gq1n4/venom_emerging_from_a_tennis_balljpg/

[–]Bumperpegasus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That has already been pointed out.

I did not know it had been posted on here before, sorry.

Never claimed I made this or anything. I found this on a completly different site earlier today. I didn't even know reddit existed when that post was made (and I don't look at 1 year old posts, trust me)

[–]itchebauls -2 points-1 points ago

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took me a minute, so uh lol i guess....

i guess you can have an upvote too...

[–]Wheniod -1 points0 points ago

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Dopest shit I've seen all month until tomorrow....coachella!!! XD