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[–]SimilarImage 15 points16 points ago

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[–]pawkair 6 points7 points ago

I love these bots

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Don't make the same mistake I did... they'll break your heart and leave your things packed in boxes by the door...

[–]I_work_too_much 1 point2 points ago

I'LL BOT SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

Are you really a bot? Stop taking are jrrrbs!

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

Ninja edit? Yep, I'm a bot.

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

How is this possible?

[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

What kind of sorcery is this?!

[–]99-LS1-SS[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Well damn.

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[–]jstorey800 5 points6 points ago

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[–]molkhal 0 points1 point ago

what is a reepoost?

[–]chaosfarmer 1 point2 points ago

The bot says repost, but it's new to me. So thank you for introducing the phrase "turtle slap" to my vernacular.

[–]ActuallyYeah 1 point2 points ago

This thread is getting me SLAP HAPPY!!

[–]brokebackginger 0 points1 point ago

I will thlap you tho thuper hard

[–]dbeezy313 0 points1 point ago

I would be scared, turtles will slap the shit out of you.

[–]doinkus 0 points1 point ago

Kid ran off so fast his shadow was left standing there. Who says cartoons aren't real?

[–]leet_hacksaw 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have the original, sans shitty text? I'd like to cut out the kid and put him in front of a whole bunch of things.

TinEye gave me fuck all.

[–]iHoldfast 0 points1 point ago

I think this is what the turtle had in mind.

[–]kevindurENT 1 point2 points ago

or this

[–]Splash_ 0 points1 point ago

I think you both mean this

[–]NPH_wouldnt_do_that 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, that kid looks pretty intense. Like he's about to go Super Saiyan on that turtle.

[–]NudeTayneMNW 0 points1 point ago

I hope turtles actually do call it "turtle slapping" and not just "slapping." A boy can dream.

[–]lurkingmuffin -3 points-2 points ago

This could be a meme... "In the Face of Adversity Kid" or "Adversity Kid"