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[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 117 points118 points ago

My old cub scout leader used to sneak into my tent and "counter protest" like that every time we had a camping trip.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 8 points9 points ago

You're doing it right.

[–]Gentleman_ninja 0 points1 point ago

By any chance, are you canteen boy?

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]noreallyimthepope 6 points7 points ago

THIS GUY IS A BIG FAT PHONY

[–]MrDanger 4 points5 points ago

THIS GUY IS THE POPE

[–]operativac 36 points37 points ago

if you look closely you`ll see that the man is half naked.

[–]Vongkultrup 36 points37 points ago

I'm gonna go with 3/4ths

[–]omega286 13 points14 points ago

I'm gonna go with 4/5ths

[–]ZuFFuLuZ -2 points-1 points ago

I'm gonna go with 5/6ths

[–]AlienGrill 14 points15 points ago

nope

[–]C_T_C_C -1 points0 points ago

chuck testa

[–]omega286 -5 points-4 points ago

Proportions don't add up when you do it that way.

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points ago

[–]trampus1 28 points29 points ago

Expected a dead spider. Not gonna lie, a little let down.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

[–]slow56k 39 points40 points ago

Token black spider

[–]AlienGrill 32 points33 points ago

I didn't mind this picture until I imagined it slowly cramming itself into his open mouth, so delicately that he didn't wake up.

[–]LurksOften 11 points12 points ago

I don't know whether to downvote you or upvote you...

What..

What do I do?

[–]Oraukk 2 points3 points ago

How many eggs do you think it could lay in there?

[–]callmeWia 6 points7 points ago

Someone tell me that spider is fake..

[–]SadisticCornflakes 15 points16 points ago

You've heard of Australia right?

[–]Cornroll 0 points1 point ago

Not at all. Tell me more.

[–]Seantzor 2 points3 points ago

They come from a land down under

[–]sho-nuff 2 points3 points ago

Where women glow and men plunder

[–]SubtlePineapple 2 points3 points ago

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

[–]Gentleman_ninja 2 points3 points ago

You better run, you better take cover.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Now you gonna say that, this spider, eating two birds is also fake :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8VlKjLdVrM

[–]Ivan_of_Zeta 0 points1 point ago

it could be a pet

[–]Mr__Lonely 4 points5 points ago

[–]Paddlesons 2 points3 points ago

[–]Iainfixie 47 points48 points ago

This guy posted on Reddit a while ago and explained why he did this. Hopefully he sees this thread and posts!

[–]NutzhangLow 11 points12 points ago

Link?

[–]Iainfixie 7 points8 points ago*

I couldn't find it at all, I think he said something about being pissed off and that being the only rational and logical thing he could do.

Hopefully he see's this.

Edit: Really? Downvotes for just saying what I know the guy in the photo said on here? Reddit I am disapoint.

[–]hawkens85 12 points13 points ago

So we now live in a day and age where stripping naked is considered rational and logical?

[–]owf 2 points3 points ago

Out of protester and counter-protester, I find his argument the more logical and rational one.

[–]Iainfixie 0 points1 point ago

I didn't say that doing so was intelligent.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

San Francisco...

[–]mungleyy 0 points1 point ago

I think he said something about being pissed off and that being the only rational and logical thing he could do

The guy who pulled his pants down in public says it was rational and logical. I don't see that anyone else has claimed that in this thread. (Though others have applauded his actions).

With that said, streaking was considered by some as a valid means of protest in the 1970s. This differs in few ways.

[–]6times9is42 4 points5 points ago

The guy got into a little trouble cause someone from his company's HR team saw him do this. It was right outside his workplace. I think he submitted this pic to /r/bayarea or something. I'm too lazy to look it up.

[–]rachawakka 1 point2 points ago

Yes, let's downvote this guy for telling use what someone else said. You fuckers...

[–]c0cksmagoo -3 points-2 points ago

Downvoted for the edit. Also tagged so I can downvote every one of your post from now on. Cry more.Your misery sustains me.

[–]Iainfixie 1 point2 points ago

[–]Vongkultrup 11 points12 points ago

That man has some lady tattoos.

[–]cyberslick188 0 points1 point ago

I was actually going to ask if those were russian prison tattoos, they are in all of the same spots.

[–]joshualarry 4 points5 points ago*

It looks like the stars that make up Orion. If that is indeed what this tattoo is, I am incredibly jealous. Edit for autocorrect

[–]Anheroed 2 points3 points ago

That is exactly what it is.

[–]moose_queef 0 points1 point ago

I have a similar one...but mine is way better

[–]jusksmit 81 points82 points ago

NSFW

[–]gregpxc 17 points18 points ago

clicked link in class... too scared to look around.

[–]feureau 14 points15 points ago

If anybody asked, you were just looking for pictures of orion, and google returned this guy's tattoo in the formation of the constellation Orion.

Work a Carl Sagan in there somewhere and you're gold.

[–]drylube 27 points28 points ago

Counter protesters win.

[–]jcmence1488 4 points5 points ago

Till I ran up and pushed him.

[–]wojosmith 1 point2 points ago

Hey Counter protestor has a hard ass for an old guy.

[–]moogle516 7 points8 points ago

I like to point out the protester is cleverly holding the sing in a way to avoid showing his boner.

[–]cts 21 points22 points ago

If a woman had done the same thing it would have been Cunter-Protest.

[–]MyJimmies 14 points15 points ago

Counter-Prostate for men?

[–]prof_doxin 2 points3 points ago

God made that body.

[–]Cornroll 2 points3 points ago

Stranger used Flash! It's super effective!

[–]bigpoppaphill 5 points6 points ago

This reminds me of a time that the Westboro Baptists came to my town. An acquaintance of mine showed up in a neon green paisley unitard and started dancing real sexy and suggestive in front of them. He then proceeded to pull a banana out of the purse he was carrying and fellate it vigorously. Not the most civil response to those asshats, but damned if it wasn't one of the single funniest things I've ever seen.

[–]string97bean 6 points7 points ago

Game - Set - Match.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Dude has the Orion constellation tattooed on his back...

[–]unclewaka 1 point2 points ago

Is this in Asheville NC?

[–]leicanthrope 1 point2 points ago

San Francisco (I recognize the intersection, in fact).

[–]untrustableskeptic 1 point2 points ago

Now the logo pops up... Thanks.

[–]Britt6 1 point2 points ago

Gee, that really showed them,LOL!

[–]txapollo342 1 point2 points ago

These are the best handicapped curb cuts I have seen.

[–]kremmy 1 point2 points ago

"That's quite a compelling argument, sir! These here are my nuts."

[–]StorkBaby 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the financial district in San Francisco, so I'm not really shocked. These Jesus folks are all over town and most people just ignore them but ... not always.

[–]Del_Castigator 1 point2 points ago

That man is a redditor.

[–]rakesjar 1 point2 points ago

That guy..has some balls

[–]sounds84 1 point2 points ago

I hope that guy said, "Interesting point.... well allow me to retort." just before he removed his pants.

[–]Red_Inferno 1 point2 points ago

I think this man is Jacking it in San Diego.

[–]FoxKITSUNE 1 point2 points ago

I just love the fact that he looks like he's determined and filled with pride as he stands there.

[–]trapthemandkillthem 1 point2 points ago

dude's got a tramp stamp.

[–]ThatShaunGuy 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the Sex Offender Registry...

[–]NoveltyAccount1234 8 points9 points ago

Stupid Christians and their beliefs. We should just force everyone to believe whatever is popular at the moment.

[–]holger-danske 6 points7 points ago

Indeed. And, if they dare to try to spread the gospel in SF, they should be exposed to male genitalia because that will convince them that their beliefs are incorrect.

[–]NoveltyAccount1234 7 points8 points ago

For sure. Is there anything the penis cannot fix?

[–]gotsmallpox 5 points6 points ago

Scurvy.

[–]CancerousJedi 3 points4 points ago

Smallpox.

[–]CancerousJedi -1 points0 points ago

Smallpox.

[–]ChalgakillerBG 1 point2 points ago

whatever is popular in the moment

Well, since in the USA 70% of the people are Christian...

[–]AngryMonkey42 3 points4 points ago

Why is the man holding the sign pelvic thrusting?

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 1 point2 points ago

They're both in San Francisco.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 4 points5 points ago

I love my town. We just passed an ordinance required nudists to put towels down before they sit in public.

[–]morto00x 2 points3 points ago

That probably explains why passers-by don't give a fuck (except for the dude in blue)

[–]neotsunami 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure he did too.

[–]devilsadvocated 1 point2 points ago

That man could make a career out of public nudity, because I would definitely pay him to be clothed the next time I walked by.

Also, seems odd to (depending on the place) break the law to protest a legal protest. A bigger sign or some cross dressing would be better.

[–]Golgavar 1 point2 points ago*

Ahh, but it was in San Francisco! It was within his legal right.

And truly, if he just had a bigger sign would he be posted on Reddit? Probably not. He did something spur of the moment that made his point.

[–]tehweave 1 point2 points ago

I hate to say this, but... Go naked guy!

[–]parkerjallen 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the NSFW tag, dick.

[–]slow56k 14 points15 points ago

Thanks for the NSFW tag, ass

FTFY

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

The guy with the dark beard holding the sign looks like he could be a furry.

[–]sirin3 0 points1 point ago

That's a classy sex offender

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"It's go time."

[–]gieselturkey 0 points1 point ago

This seems like its a great staring contest.

[–]Belaires 0 points1 point ago

"I think your gadfly is down"

[–]heymanitsmematthew 0 points1 point ago

That's cool, Varys doesn't have any junk anyways.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

This man.... He has no ass....

[–]slam69 0 points1 point ago

This dude gets arrested in 3...2...1...

[–]Golgavar 1 point2 points ago

Public nudity is legal in San Francisco

[–]CaptainMogran 0 points1 point ago

I found Spider Jerusalem.

[–]pen_name 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know what his tattoos are?

[–]moose_queef 1 point2 points ago

Orion. I have a very similar one

[–]pen_name 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhhh okay I see that now.

[–]zunetoon 0 points1 point ago

Was this taken at 16th Street Mall?

I believe I have seen that man not too long ago.

[–]pibroch 0 points1 point ago

Fucks given < 0

[–]McFist 0 points1 point ago

Spanking it in San Diego

[–]Pavementos 0 points1 point ago

I'LL SHOW YOU HELL

[–]sebsin8 0 points1 point ago

Good thing the guy in front of those signs is way higher quality than the rest of them.

[–]FckNuckkets 0 points1 point ago

And no one is going to stop him XD

[–]FinTeWhoMan 0 points1 point ago

I've never understood why standing naked in front of nutjobs is considered an effective counter-protest

[–]80sKid 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that dude from Pawn Stars really doesn't like protesters

[–]soundslikemyx 0 points1 point ago

I love my city.

[–]Matjoez 0 points1 point ago

Orion tattoo, nice!

[–]KneeDraggin1 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm strangely okay with this.

[–]cold_hawaii -1 points0 points ago

The power of Christ compels him!

[–]fiercepenguin -1 points0 points ago

He's actually not protesting, or breaking any laws. The naked man is breaking laws such as, indecent exposure, lewd conduct, and sexual harassment. Let's hope there aren't kids around.

[–]Golgavar 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Public nudity is legal in SF.

[–]KOWguy -1 points0 points ago

What he is doing is illegal. Grats.

[–]Golgavar 1 point2 points ago

Not illegal at all in fact!

[–]garthstropicaldrink -1 points0 points ago

Unfortunately, the original protester probably loves the attention.

[–]Couldntstoplaughing -1 points0 points ago

The man has a tattoo over his ass.. lol. Dont know if he brings much to the table for a counter

[–]pata_rajada -1 points0 points ago

One of the many fun things I would do if I were a guy.

[–]DFWTooThrowed -1 points0 points ago

What confuses me is how they say trust in him, referring to Jesus. Doesn't he say that we aren't supposed to be tolerant and turn the other cheek? Because what these types of "churches" do seem to be the opposite of that.

[–]mystikarts -1 points0 points ago

Free windmills!

[–]DimmuBorgir666 -4 points-3 points ago

That'll learn em.

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[–]wookiesandwich 7 points8 points ago

you can if you don't give a fuck

[–]mungleyy 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he was showing the guy hi Jesus tattoo. Or maybe he has a tattoo that says "Hell" with an arrow pointing to his penis.

[–]7C5 -2 points-1 points ago

Future Registered Sex Offender.

[–]xbigwayne -3 points-2 points ago

Checkmate

[–]jackfriend -2 points-1 points ago

well played sir

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[–]12side 0 points1 point ago

And he saluted you back...but not with his hands

[–]BlackBolt_ -2 points-1 points ago

A strong rebuttal.