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[–]dmitriy_bismark 39 points40 points ago

So, which one is you?

[–]stormtroopin 0 points1 point ago

Came here to ask this.

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[–]the-end 0 points1 point ago

This kills the human.

[–]SimilarImage 44 points45 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months RilesWatson What dancing in a club looks like to me. here 124 1187
3 months ecwallen Safe Sex here 180 1088
6 months chaso21 Me dancing at parties /r/gifs 36 661

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[–]Andy_Hernandy 19 points20 points ago

That dog has better rhythm than me

[–]Shastamasta 5 points6 points ago

This strangely fit perfectly with the beat of the music I was listening to at the moment.

[–]StarCraft64 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you should try walking away instead of sitting there getting dry-humped.

[–]DirtyDapper 6 points7 points ago

I laughed, so I upvoted.
But seriously, you should learn to dance without a hump-prop.

[–]UpvoteHere 6 points7 points ago

Get bitches.

[–]angrybirdisAngry 4 points5 points ago

i am happy people like you go to nightclubs. so i can choose freely among the girls

[–]99_points_1_day_ago 1 point2 points ago

Interpretive dance! I call it the wave. Totally innocent.

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

Silly and nonsexual.

[–]MrAbomination 1 point2 points ago

beta hover-hump

[–]fallencathedral 1 point2 points ago

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me no more!"

[–]licoricesix 1 point2 points ago

I was listening to "brainwasher" by daft punk when i clicked on this link, and suddenly, the world makes sense.

[–]JubBieJub 1 point2 points ago

If you're at least fairly attractive all you have to do is grab girls by the hip and start dancing with them. No talking is necessary.

[–]limer 1 point2 points ago

[–]letmeseethis 1 point2 points ago

i fucken lost it!

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was the only one who likes to sneak small small dogs into nightclubs and then stand against the wall humping them. We should start a club!

[–]vaginal_cream 0 points1 point ago

relevant user name as well... not bad!

[–]winzippy 1 point2 points ago

The one getting humped could seriously be my dog.

Pic1 Pic2 Aww

[–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

Congrats, your dog is a hump pup

[–]oldsillybear 0 points1 point ago

Cute doggie.

[–]thegreenfern 0 points1 point ago

Your dog could seriously be my dog. No seriously.

[–]SakeBomberman[!] 0 points1 point ago

So you have a problem getting into clubs too?

[–]fogoticus 0 points1 point ago

Me at a nightclub :

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

Nightclub?

That's me at home in bed with my wife.

[–]Xenoxola 0 points1 point ago

WORK IT!!!

[–]Drizic 0 points1 point ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah! ....but seriously. I think you need some new moves.

[–]asganon 0 points1 point ago

Are you a dog, sir ?

[–]belement 0 points1 point ago

This song fits this gif perfectly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhcMy2LDoJs

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

That's really greasy Cyrus.

[–]omnipotent87 0 points1 point ago

This was made far funnier with NIN Closer playing when i clicked on it.

[–]dmcginnis27 0 points1 point ago

hilarious and epic

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

That dog has been watching these guys too much

[–]OldSchoolBatman 0 points1 point ago

Dagga Boat!!

[–]Nerdrock 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God! I was listening to Oye Como Va by Santana when I clicked on that picture. Perfectly synched pelvic thrusts!!! Too funny!

[–]effkay 0 points1 point ago

You're doing it wrong

[–]fancyman1 0 points1 point ago

Title is wrong, It should be me AND MY HAND At night club BATHROOM

[–]Talkgibberish -1 points0 points ago

Didnt know they let dogs into night clubs