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[–]nvrknowsbest 2 points3 points ago

Just making sure her baby never leaves her for another woman...

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 3 points4 points ago

Ah fuck. I brought my new girlfriend home, and my mom turned to her first thing and said, "Are you two using birth control?"

Fuck my existence.

[–]WOLFGANG666 0 points1 point ago

That's rough dude. Stay strong

[–]SuperDuperNameGuy 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaand added to favorites.

[–]cobler555 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for my mom showing my girlfriend wedding pics on pinterest

[–]Seishen 1 point2 points ago

One for every month…And one extra on February 29th. Oh, and another born on the new year while crossing the international date line.

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[–]Derp-herpington 1 point2 points ago

NEW favorite. i bestow the karmas unto you