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all 13 comments

[–]blunt_person 10 points11 points ago

It's masturbating. You're not a master of bating.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

That's me.

[–]Sitron 3 points4 points ago

I am the master of bate! ALL KNEEL BEFORE ME

[–]Sitron 0 points1 point ago

yes it does ಠ_ಠ

[–]laura_le_rawr 1 point2 points ago

There is something very wrong with your typeface.

[–]naive_babes 1 point2 points ago

sigh. upvote for truth.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

For anyone wondering, the formal way to say masturbating is to "practise onanism".

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I can't sleep unless I fap

[–]macjacobs 0 points1 point ago

You spelled masturbating wrong

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

YOLO

[–]Grammar_Hard_Is 0 points1 point ago

Da fuq is dis?

[–]scanovic -1 points0 points ago

Only men know this pain