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[–]THNDHALBRT 79 points80 points ago

Needs more watermarks

[–]needmoarbass 8 points9 points ago

MOAR

[–]macandthebird 15 points16 points ago

The entire class turning to look gets me.

[–]Engineer3227 10 points11 points ago

This was one of those gifs that I had to watch at least 10 times just so I could collect every bit of information about the setting and result of the prank. I finally burst out laughing when I saw how EVERY single person turned to look at her at the same time.

[–]TXTiki 2 points3 points ago

Are you me?

[–]xcforlife 1 point2 points ago

yes.

[–]Softcorps_dn 1 point2 points ago

Similar thing happened to me in a college class. I was sitting in the back of the room, almost up against the wall. I was leaning back in the chair and I started dozing off. My head tipped backwards and smacked the wall, making a pretty loud sound. I woke up immediately from the impact and knew exactly what had happened.

I think I even muttered "shit" under my breath, realizing everyone was about to turn around and figure out what happened (I had a bit of a reputation for being drowsy).

[–]MuteSecurity -4 points-3 points ago

that's why it makes me feel like it's set up, which makes it unfunny. i mean, i can see the people around her turning around, but the entire class. idk man.

[–]Antije 0 points1 point ago

If I heard a loud thunk followed (most likely) by a girlish gasp- I'd turn too cause clearly something happened.

[–]EtGE 134 points135 points ago

Someones not getting laid tonight...

[–]xcforlife 277 points278 points ago

probably a lot of us aren't :(

[–]bhermit 75 points76 points ago

I'm at home watching Sailor Moon, I'm definitely not getting laid.

[–]Vadoff 20 points21 points ago*

♪~Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.~♫

[–]kakaros 15 points16 points ago

I suspect your not getting laid either...

[–]xcforlife 6 points7 points ago

...and neither are you (if the girl or guy is very particular about grammar)

*you're

[–]kakaros 1 point2 points ago

I don't have a partner, so I'm not even going to have someone stroke my hair :C

[–]jackcatalyst 4 points5 points ago

Thank god for videogames.

[–]kpanzer 4 points5 points ago

She will never turn her back on a friend. She is always there to defend. She is the one on whom we can depend. She is the one named Sailor...

[–]houseofpaincakes 1 point2 points ago

Sailor Venus!

[–]Jicragg 1 point2 points ago

セーラーマーズ!

Wait...

[–]MustardOrPants 1 point2 points ago

I'll do you.

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[–]Black_Ash_Heir 0 points1 point ago

wat.

[–]Pasty_Virgin 0 points1 point ago

I know the feeling.

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[–]drbooberry 29 points30 points ago

Fistina Reachy and Palmela Handerson don't count.

[–]SniperTooL 3 points4 points ago

Only if you can do arithmetic in your head I suppose.

[–]bolm 2 points3 points ago

What about Hand Solo?

[–]P2000Camaro 1 point2 points ago

Rosy Palm

[–]SPREADLOVELIKEBUTTER -2 points-1 points ago

I'd rather Leia.

Lay-ah

Lay her.

I'll see myself out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Dat's a really cool story bro, real proud of you.

[–]Hellothereawesome 3 points4 points ago

well not tonight.. this is old

[–]DeeKan 20 points21 points ago

You see in Russia, it's perfectly ok to do this kind of shit and not white knight ladies all day, which actually results in getting laid.

[–]zelars 48 points49 points ago

In Soviet Russia Black Knight... gets laid.. something.

[–]ThePlurality 12 points13 points ago

I actually saw a wierd Russian animation about a black knight and a white knight once. It was about one of them trying to steal a princess from the other. As soon as they had her, the roles switched.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 14 points15 points ago

Yeah dude, I saw this one with a hedgehog in the fog called Hedgehog in the Fog. It was about this hedgehog that went into the fog. It was pretty neat. Uh... I just did a twelve hour shift. Sorry.

edit: the relevance, in my mind, was that it was a Russian cartoon.

[–]Sobek 0 points1 point ago

Any idea what it was called?

[–]DICKTracey 3 points4 points ago

I think this post made me laugh more than any actual joke you would have thought of! hahaha

[–]zelars 0 points1 point ago

I was trying to do it more elaborate but sort of Bill O'Reillyd it instead. Upvote to you for positive comment sir!

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 19 points20 points ago

Ah. I understand, now. "White knight"=not slamming random girls' heads into their desks. You're right, how pretentious!

[–]Maschalismos -2 points-1 points ago

he barely touched her. All he did was nudged her elbow, making her head fall onto a soft paper book.

If it was two guys doing it, no one would think twice.

[–]anti_SRS 12 points13 points ago

/r/shitredditsays linked your post. Prepare thy anus for the two-fisted, dildo weilding feminazis.

Also: cunt.

[–]DeeKan 3 points4 points ago

Two-fisted, dildo wielding feminazis are the best kind.

[–]anti_SRS -1 points0 points ago

That really depends on what they do with those dildos...ಠ_ಠ

[–]lord_nougat 1 point2 points ago

DAMMIT! Now I have to fap again!

[–]Bohica69 1 point2 points ago

Here you are spreading the love. Yes: Cunt.

[–]anti_SRS 2 points3 points ago

I love spreading the cunt.

[–]Bohica69 -1 points0 points ago

And you do it well. My hats off to you and the good work you are doing. Note: Cunt.

[–]frobischer 0 points1 point ago

In Russia all you have to be is wealthy.

[–]vaginabeard -1 points0 points ago

[–]underdabridge -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah but on the other hand you all get weird fucking moles all over your faces. So, there's that.

[–]DeeKan 0 points1 point ago

What kind of stereotype is that? Besides even if we did, our pretty ladies make up for it.

[–]ben_lacy 12 points13 points ago

As someone whose elbow slips frequently that's not how it works. You scrape down your forearm and your hand never leaves your head.

[–]Jugemu 25 points26 points ago

Not always true. I fell asleep with my hands on my head like this in a class in high school, dreamed I was playing hockey, and as I took a shot in the dream, I swung my arms out in real life (looking ridiculous, I'm sure), my face fell and hit the table, and I woke up to my nose bleeding profusely, not knowing for a few seconds where the fuck I was or why everyone was staring at me.

[–]EMLB 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit.. this image... bahahah

[–]ben_lacy 3 points4 points ago

Sounds like your elbow didn't slip... you swung it.

[–]Tamagi0 1 point2 points ago

I did the same ish thing (less painful), only i was slouching in my chair, and when a rabbit jumped out of a bush in front of me I woke up and kicked the leg of the table really hard. I laugh every time I think of it.

[–]bigfatphony 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHA! That is funny!

[–]TimeTravelMishap 39 points40 points ago

must see the video...need to here the thunk dammit. THIS IS NOTHING WITH OUT A DELICIOUS THUNK.

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[–]Axle-f 2 points3 points ago

Looks fake, but I don't speak russianese..

[–]i_practice_santeria 14 points15 points ago

Well, yeah, it's a Red Bull commercial.

[–]TXTiki 9 points10 points ago

And it's in German.

[–]SleeplessinOslo 0 points1 point ago

He trolled both y'all

[–]screenquake 1 point2 points ago

It says sleeping at work is dangerous but curable.

[–]SquareBanana 0 points1 point ago

Only just realised the song is in English!

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 14 points15 points ago

THUNK

I tried, bro.

[–]VAGINA_SPACESHIP 2 points3 points ago

Hang on you were about 13 seconds late. Can we try that again?

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 6 points7 points ago

.....THUNK

How's that?

[–]VAGINA_SPACESHIP 1 point2 points ago

Cheers bro....... perfect.

[–]UnknownArchive 38 points39 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Don't fall asleep in class 138coms 1079pts 9hrs gifs
Sleep at class, no problem 41coms 270pts 6mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]misfitsfiend313 2 points3 points ago

I watched that for about five minutes.

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[–]jamesrom 1 point2 points ago

Can you please explain how it's obviously fake?

[–]Gobias_Industries 3 points4 points ago

The way she violently and theatrically slams her head on the desk and then recoils didn't tip you off?

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[–]Bugzrip 1 point2 points ago

It's from a Redbull advert.

[–]turkletom -3 points-2 points ago

  1. You can't fall asleep balancing your head on one arm.
  2. It takes less time to react than it takes for her head to free fall to the table.
  3. See comment below.

[–]Rumuwi 3 points4 points ago

I can fall asleep like that sooooo....

[–]jamesrom 0 points1 point ago

  1. Why not? Have you tried?
  2. Reaction time while sleeping?
  3. Does not look theatrical to me.

Anyway, even if it is fake, it's not obviously fake.

[–]jandalofdoom 1 point2 points ago

First time I'd seen it, so it's new to me.

[–]Zrk2[S] -1 points0 points ago

I've discovered the infinite karma machine. DEAL WITH IT!

[–]t_zidd 4 points5 points ago

Would fap again.

[–]DaveSea 1 point2 points ago

It would be funny if this was a law school torts class.

[–]jmarks7448 1 point2 points ago

looks kinda fake. My back doesn't really bend like that unless i force my head down to the table.

[–]GloriousBaconMan 0 points1 point ago

Wow... kind of a dick move...

Have an upvote!

[–]davidburns 1 point2 points ago

That awkward moment when you fall asleep in class and have a dream that you're falling and jolt awake.. people are staring at you like wtf.

[–]Darkstrategy 1 point2 points ago

This is hilarious, but at the same time I hate that dude. I was that person once, and all I wanted was a little damn sleep.

[–]piezeppelin 0 points1 point ago

If you're that tired, just don't go to class. You're not doing anyone any favors by being there.

[–]Darkstrategy 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes attendance is mandatory. If anything sleeping in class should be the least distracting thing someone can possibly do unless they happen to snore.

[–]Caved 1 point2 points ago

I thought the original heading was slightly more sparking: "Blond girl gives head."

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

I hope it was the teacher who woke her up.

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

I could watch this all day. I'd get kinda bored, but still...

[–]AutumnEmber 1 point2 points ago

I fell asleep in class once and woke up with a colorful stick man on my face

[–]SLeigher88 1 point2 points ago

That happened to me in high school, I wasn't asleep but I was leaning on my hand and someone nudged me and I slammed my head into the table, knocking myself out cold and getting to skip a maths test.

[–]cm1993 1 point2 points ago

POW! Right in the kisser

[–]vsal 6 points7 points ago

This .gif might be as old as the internet.

[–]xcforlife 13 points14 points ago

It's sad to think that the beautiful young lady in the video is about 50 by now in internet years.

[–]sicsemperTrex 3 points4 points ago

Dude, the internet if full of people who are totally into that.

[–]spankthatweasel 1 point2 points ago

GIVE HER THE KICK!

[–]Jade_Orange 2 points3 points ago

Does this end with her suing him or at least stabbing a pen through his eyesocket? What a douche.

[–]whydoipoopsomuch 0 points1 point ago

Watched it loop a bunch of times. Headbangers ball

[–]xXEdd2868 0 points1 point ago

Lolol i'm going to do that tomorrow! :D

Left hand, here i come!

[–]ryaqkup 0 points1 point ago

Her face at the end... Oh god.

[–]nsoja 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else get really pissed of when someone wakes you up for lulz like this in class?

[–]therearesomewhocallm 0 points1 point ago

Apparently its from a Russian red bull ad.

[–]fishwer 0 points1 point ago

There must be a party hard version of this

[–]Killjoyxtrm 0 points1 point ago

At my high school we do a similar thing, except we hold textbooks over their heads. Double the impact, double the fun.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

My dad used to do that to me when I was a kid if he found me asleep at my desk when I was supposed to be doing homework. He did a bit of a twist on it, though, by sneaking his erect penis right under my head before knocking my elbow out. Let me tell you, after six or seven times of waking up with your dad's dick shoved in your mouth, you make sure to get your homework done before falling asleep!

[–]omfgitsasalmon 0 points1 point ago

wut?

[–]yroby 0 points1 point ago

She goes to school all day, and then works at night to support her baby, and now she has to deal with this shit, fuck that guy!

[–]Yasho 0 points1 point ago

haha!

[–]aspergers-hermit 0 points1 point ago

My drafting teacher in high school (also the wrestling coach) used to take a hammer and slam it on the desk right next to your head. Talk about a rude awakening.

[–]drgiggleface 0 points1 point ago

** Stabilization Attempt Please** I like the work you do!

[–]nutmeg5060 0 points1 point ago

In my high school psychology class once I feel asleep. The professor was talking about sleep that day and the consequences of not getting enough of it. Unknowingly I was used as an example, and when I awoke the whole class started clapping. I always wondered why he never cared about kids sleeping in his class, but he was probably just waiting for such an opportunity.

[–]Dazanan 0 points1 point ago

Reaction seems far too violent for it to be real.SAUCE THAT SHIT

[–]plateoshrimp 5 points6 points ago

Probably because it didn't really hurt that much, she hit her head on a book. It's more of being awaken so abruptly which makes her look so stunned.

[–]coder0xff 3 points4 points ago

It's sped up, that's all.

[–]tbscotty68 -1 points0 points ago

Don't sit next to an asshole in class.

[–]coder0xff 2 points3 points ago

Don't sleep next to an asshole in class.

[–]yellowpride 0 points1 point ago

Why would anyone do that to her? That's so mean.

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[–]velkyr 5 points6 points ago

Pun thread fail

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[–]ZeppelinJ0 1 point2 points ago

What? You're not even trying.

[–]joshuad80 1 point2 points ago

It's the emphasis. That's what's killing it. If not for the italics, these would be great puns.

[–]lordeirias 0 points1 point ago

Also never sit behind the class clown/jackass when the teacher is known for (badly) throwing chalk.

I can't count the number of times I have woken to chalk hitting my head.

[–]cbsaoirnx 1 point2 points ago

don't chalk in crass!!!

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

I get yelled at...then everyone laughs at me :(

[–]ConcertMusik 0 points1 point ago

I demand a longer version!

[–]QueenNavy 0 points1 point ago

doesn't seem funny.

[–]Layzrfyzt 0 points1 point ago

I hate fuckers who do this. Especially when you're basically nocturnal.

[–]mmmtoastmmm 0 points1 point ago

You are evil

[–]sudsomatic 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know they had portable video cameras in the 60s.

[–]Great_White_Buffalo 0 points1 point ago

Merry Cake Day to you sir!

[–]bctattler-is-angry -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]anus_in_my_cheese -1 points0 points ago

What you don't know is that she lives in an abusive household, her father was up all night beating her mother, and her mother's screams kept her awake most of the night. This has caused her to become somewhat anti-social and the other kids in class - don't really like her, so if she ever lets her guard down, people do this kind of shit to her.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -3 points-2 points ago

This is more satisfying to watch while sitting in a boring lecture.

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

sounds like the recipe for an abusive marriage. "sorry i busted yo lip gurl" "its ok just buy me a mcdouble and we coo"

[–]CuntHunt 0 points1 point ago

No, never apologize to a woman.

[–]shooter190 4 points5 points ago

Yes, we must follow the examples of the man known as CuntHunt.

[–]SwimsAfterEating -1 points0 points ago

All I want to know is, who had the camera and HOW DID THEY KNOW?

[–]Reevak -1 points0 points ago

And this is how the karate head-breaking-wood-plates kick was invented

[–]Ankabela -3 points-2 points ago

This isn't funny, it's mean.

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

I know. Those poor commercial actors. What if they never make it out of the world of commercials to do something greater. They can't all be Ridley Scott.

[–]Ankabela 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if this is acting or genuine (didn't go through all the comments to research this), but it's still something I find more mean than funny.

People who find the intentional causing of pain to be funny tend to lack the empathy (and perhaps the maturity) they should have developed.

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

Well, then it makes more sense that it's a German commercial.

[–]Ankabela 0 points1 point ago

Ouch. :)