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[–]Nushens 44 points45 points ago

Hacks? I call foul. You ever have that razor bit of plastic, where the two pieces were glued together, scrape down your skin? Even with out a sunburn its pure agony.

[–]MarkHawk 2 points3 points ago

If you watch closely, in the last few frames you can see the cloud of blood from where he's been flayed.

[–]Lord_Nuke 0 points1 point ago

That cloud of blood is actually from another swimmer's mind being blown

[–]packniam 21 points22 points ago

I think it may be the real deal. Don't ask me how or why, but I know that I've done the same thing when I was a teenager with a small tube.

Source: Had a pool.

[–]Stok3dJ 19 points20 points ago

You also did it when you were semen.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Explains why he's so adept at it.

[–]Couchmen 4 points5 points ago

And at birth

[–]packniam 2 points3 points ago

Very true.

[–]Instantcretin 1 point2 points ago

I believe him, B. I dunno why but i do.

[–]TH3_FORC3 17 points18 points ago

step 1- dive into tube so it goes up arms until reaches head, step 2- put arms down shaking off tube before reaching surface, step 3- confuse more people than doing long division

[–]auxiliary-character 4 points5 points ago

Since when does long division confuse people?

[–]MissQuerade 0 points1 point ago

I started doing long division and was asked 'what the hell is that'. I cant remember who it was, but the only people I have talked to in the longest while are university people or coworkers (all near the end of highschool at LEAST). Apparently they don't teach it anymore.

[–]jordan042 3 points4 points ago

I don't know, it confused a few people in my 4th grade class...

[–]TH3_FORC3 -1 points0 points ago

since they weren't asian

[–]WhiteGuyThatCantJump 1 point2 points ago

Step 4 - swim back to surface.

.... fuck.

[–]AHans 7 points8 points ago

Good call on the WD-40, said The Monarch grudgingly

-The Monarch

[–]viennasausages 0 points1 point ago

thanks a lot, I'd almost forgotten and now I have to spend the next week languishing over the lack of new episodes

[–]rk9 -1 points0 points ago

.... Huh?

[–]jwhip 4 points5 points ago

Bitch is using aimbot.

[–]MonotonousMan -1 points0 points ago

I always feared my arms making it through my but face smashing into the tube and possibly snapping my neck.

[–]Kalimyre 0 points1 point ago

I came to the comments hoping someone would explain to me how this was done.

[–]forhammer 3 points4 points ago

now, i'm no expert. but i'd say it popped off him under the water instead of going over his body all the way.

[–]kbastian 2 points3 points ago

My dad used to do this all the time when I was a kid! He had (and still has) a big beer belly. This is definitely real.

[–]p4lm3r 1 point2 points ago

Portal.

[–]metalbassist33 2 points3 points ago

noclip

[–]hoeding 2 points3 points ago

idspispopd

[–]The7xa 0 points1 point ago

Looks like air gear's buccha

[–]MButler67 1 point2 points ago

Anything is possible with a lot of lubrication.

[–]vulpes_occulta 0 points1 point ago

I think it's real. On that note... it's also like a cartoon.

[–]katlaish 1 point2 points ago

It could have just popped back off his upper body. The water is too rippled to tell for sure.

[–]SchmoopyTheSpy 0 points1 point ago

[–]5aber 1 point2 points ago

Santa?

[–]poboy52 -1 points0 points ago

Belongs in WTF

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I call lots of lube.

[–]Maplassie 0 points1 point ago

Gief Config Plz

[–]RJayDee 0 points1 point ago

Swimpossibru!

[–]dduckstar 0 points1 point ago

This won't work. We had to cut my friend out of one of those rings last year.

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

Go watch a documentary on octopi (octopuses?) then you may start to understand the mystery of we gelatinous giants.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe no one is reporting this fucking wallhacker.

[–]djm1st 0 points1 point ago

::noclip

[–]lawnchair_prophet 0 points1 point ago

You are now swimming... with portals.

[–]Dirrwen 0 points1 point ago

He didn't go through it, he just pushed it down with him.

[–]mynameismyown 0 points1 point ago

Yep that looks like a severe case of NoClip.

[–]Modestbrad -1 points0 points ago

A buddy of mine broke his neck when we were 13 doing this. Just a freak thing.

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[–]AwfulNameFtw 9 points10 points ago

Keep your facebook out of my reddit.

[–]GerbilGrenade22 -1 points0 points ago

Aren't you just a happy camper.

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[–]blueskiesandaerosol 0 points1 point ago

It's the beginning where his hands appear to go through the center that make it tricky. I can't quite see what's going on there.

[–]Ratlarbig -1 points0 points ago

I know a guy who broke his neck doing this. Lesson: don't do this!

[–]solidsnake2730 4 points5 points ago

PROTIP: Don't try this in a puddle.