My dad wants to hang this in his living room(nsfw?)

Blitzwarp · 9 months

Clearly your dad is awesome.

Zandivya · 9 months

This is where the term 'Sweet zombie jesus' came from I suppose

Chuckler3 · 9 months

I have THAT on my back... Before color obviously.

wasnhierlos · 9 months

post this in r/atheism.. a storm of karma shall fall upon you!

whiskeytango55 · 9 months

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA EVER!!!!!

it should be in the dining room.

theloniousbunk · 9 months

Your dad is awfully metal.

thepunkpapa · 9 months

Take this all of ye and eat...Wait! No! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!

midwest_love · 9 months

That's my cover photo on FB.

KindredBear · 9 months

As a Christian, I find this incredibly funny. Let him do it!

mp0295 · 9 months

I would love to send this back in time to confuse the hell out (or in) some people

taevaero · 9 months

Zombie Apostles. When they eat the body of Christ, they literally eat the body of Christ

TriangleMan · 9 months

Where can I get that??

immarried · 9 months

You should hang it, and then invite the Mormon missionaries in to discuss jesus.

Eyeamy0u · 9 months

I don't see the problem here.

Stauer · 9 months

The body of Christ

lorax108 · 9 months

nice easter poster!

htzlprtzl · 9 months

Yall are going to hell.

BigBOSSAlak · 9 months

That's so fucking metal, I want this!

mightyneonfraa · 9 months

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

fantasticsid · 9 months

He was eviscerated by zombies for our sins.

imak3d3dp3pl · 9 months

Is that voldemort???? third from the right?

TheBaltimoron · 9 months

That's so wrong. JESUS was the zombie...

suprsolutions · 9 months

I love Jesus n everything but this is awesome.

phlegming · 9 months

Tell him to put this one up instead because Satan is way gnarlier.

EasilyRemember · 9 months

Can't wait to see Dan Brown's analysis of this in the next Robert Langdon book...

Snibbin · 9 months

Is there anywhere this can be purchased online, as a poster?

[deleted] · 9 months

First thought was not "wtf!", but "Awesome!"

garden-zombie · 9 months

Anybone have a source for a larger version?

[deleted] · 9 months

Heh, this brings "zombie Jebus" to a whole new level.

Warmcarl · 9 months

This is amazing, please tell me where I can buy one...

Garenzo · 9 months

My only question: Where can I get one?

skotua · 9 months

Love it.

DerelictDiety · 9 months

John 6:53 Couldn't be more literally interpreted. I love it.

disasterific · 9 months

Clearly your father have incredible taste. That is something I would surely hang up in my own living room as well.

With one hell of a gaudy frame, for that classical touch.

WhatWouldJayneDo · 9 months

I hope your dad is single

yevb · 9 months

EAT HIS BRAIN!! So he doesn't come back to life again.

Urban_Savage · 9 months

It's ironic because it depicts the disciples as zombies, when Jesus himself was to become the original zombie.

asuperfatguy · 9 months

Post to r/atheism, get ALL the karma!

helluvanengineer · 9 months

Your dad must be single.

bigwhitewhale · 9 months

flipping sweet

Jaybaybaybay · 9 months

ive been wanting to do this for a few years.. i wish i had money

gaarakitty13 · 9 months

You must let him!!

Evil_Iowan · 9 months

I am titillated by every aspect of this post.

Gozerchristo · 9 months

As an artist, I would have put pope hats on the zombies.

MrKenta · 9 months

Relevant Cyanide & Happiness.

gjbrown27 · 9 months

I like the cut of his jib.

AutumnEmber · 9 months

Your dad rocks

noddegamra · 9 months

He isn't coming back from that one.

[deleted] · 9 months

The Church approves...

Euphorium · 9 months

That's fucking metal.

enjoiskater851 · 9 months

Would get lots of love in atheism.

zebkiwi1 · 9 months

Where can I get one?

Xeibra · 9 months

i think your dad is probably a pretty rad dude.

centopus · 9 months

I approove his intentions.

cyrusaf · 9 months

Where can I get one?

Beerdedone6675 · 9 months

Is it just me or shouldn't it be the other way around? Jesus was the zombie.

charged4ever · 9 months

YES!YES!YES!

chingyduster · 9 months

#1 Dad

BD1 · 9 months

This is sooo SFW.

ph130135 · 9 months

Hang it up and be sure to brag about it to every person you know that believes in Jesus.

Texas03 · 9 months

Hey, my new timeline for facebook!

atakamoto · 9 months

"This is my body, which is given for you" well, I guess they just wanted to fulfill his desire afterall...

josh4005 · 9 months

his living room

Now why would a man of such palpable tastes be divorced?

[deleted] · 9 months

Your dads a boss.

dirkchan · 9 months

[deleted] · 9 months

Fuck yeah, do it

yeathl · 9 months

So THAT'S how Jesus turned into a Zombie! I was always so curious!

GalacticUnicorn · 9 months

It's nice to know that I finally have a photo to use when Facebook forces me to switch to Timeline.

Hazzie666 · 9 months

That's my picture on my timeline

Mein_Tarnaccount · 9 months

You mean his living dead room?

Glazed_BEagle · 9 months

Ugh, cool.

pyrojackelope · 9 months

More accurate than the original.

Squidfish · 9 months

You are a liar. I bet you don't even have a father.

WadeAndBeccasLvgRmPC · 9 months

This hangs in the living room at our house right above the tv!

Lynch117 · 9 months

This is fucked up in so many ways, yet U cannot help but think, "Wow! Great intricate painting!" does this make me a bad person?

SUPERKAMIGURU · 9 months

Well, I suppose that is the literal definition of it, after all.

Bloodb47h · 9 months

This is AWESOME.

Xisheran · 9 months

I thought it was going to be a black guy so it's actually not as horrifying as it could have been

SewerHorseSewerHorse · 9 months

this is the real story behind miracle of the five loaves and two fish!

TheIndianJew · 9 months

Eternalsinner! Arent you on demoniod?

h8bit · 9 months

Ooh, I want it!

angrystarfish · 9 months

that's a father to be proud of

uofc2015 · 9 months

Shouldn't Jesus be eating the others? He is after all the one who rose from the dead.

Cuchulain1803 · 9 months

Your dad is a fucking badass.

know_what_im_SAIYAN · 9 months

your dad must be so fucking cool

fuzziwhisker · 9 months

It's his house, he can put up any picture he wants. Which by the way is AWESOME!

WindinthePillows · 9 months

Sweet zombie jesus!

UltimumLegenda · 9 months

The last supper indeed.... For the zombies that is...

deathcoptertrick · 9 months

I have this on a t-shirt, I like it because of the 'eat my flesh, drink my blood' last supper thing.

DCMFDOOM · 9 months

I wanted to hang this in mine too. But my girlfriends family is way too religious.

[deleted] · 9 months

That is too cool, where did he get it.

TangoOscarDD · 9 months

Id hang two in every room in the house, and tur. It into a business card, hand them out at social gatherings.

cannotlogon · 9 months

"Take this all of you and eat of it, for this is my body....NO! NO! I meant the bread, motherfuckers! IT'S A METAPHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cubejam · 9 months

I just made this my facebook cover photo. This'll either weed out the creeps that add me or it'll fuel it.

filipefmelo · 9 months

Where can I get it in full res?

Sky_Clad_Observer · 9 months

Coming this summer...Jesus Christ is the last dinner!

Meadslosh · 9 months

Awesome. It'd go great right next to my paintings of zombie Carl Sagan and zombie Gandhi.

Showna · 9 months

Thank you for my new timeline photo. <3

Kennie_B · 9 months

seems pretty un-nsfw to me.

RockofStrength · 9 months

This is called a "literal metaphor", and is especially clever in this case because it satires the tendency of fundamentalists to take Bible metaphors literally.

about87jews · 9 months

Awesome

markpelly · 9 months

Where can I get a poster of this?

edisekeed · 9 months

Well, Catholics do enjoy eating Christ's flesh and blood.

Mythyx · 9 months

Greeat pic. That will be great when you invite the missionaries in to the house for a spot of tea

reddell · 9 months

Ummmm, where can I get one of these?

Ontopourmama · 9 months

Is your dad in a metal band?

evil_monk · 9 months

Well don''t stop him!

revrend_ · 9 months

I have this on my wall, it looks great

butterball29 · 9 months

Well thats just bloody magnificent.

jnc-games · 9 months

I love that picture. Very cool

TupTup · 9 months

wow.. that is fucking awesome!

Waphl3sz · 9 months

Awesome photo. Its my wallpaper now.

kaijufenrir · 9 months

Sweet fucking Christ, that's good!

princeyassine · 9 months

Griz666 · 9 months

Your dad is cool as fuck, Sir.

htzlprtzl · 9 months

LET HIM

Stimetar · 9 months

It's so...beautiful.

Dag_Heed · 9 months

Not safe for wall

too_many_lines · 9 months

Jesus's last supper.

one_is_enough · 9 months

This is how I feel every time I get peer-pressured into communion at the in-law's church.

xEpic_Destroyer · 9 months

Dafuq I just see

MyKillK · 9 months

The superimposed version is way cooler. Da Vinci, what an amazing genius.

TraderHoes · 9 months

Your dad is going to print and hang an image that has been on the internet for at least 5 years in his living room? Amazing.

Princethor · 9 months

Your lying, and this is stupid, your just as revolting as the stupid Christians

meatwad75892 · 9 months

To be fair, he did tell them to eat his flesh and drink his blood.

SmugPolyamorist · 9 months

Put it up next to this

notboring · 9 months

I don't care a damn about religion, and even I find this about as distasteful as anything I've ever seen.

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