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[–]AndyRooney 411 points412 points ago

As a normal sized person, this is how I do it. You're missing out.

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 167 points168 points ago

That's the front seat. You're cheating.

[–]Heelincal 133 points134 points ago

As a 6'4" person, the rule in my car is longest legs rides shotgun.

The holy grail of shotgun.

[–]DubLuv93 127 points128 points ago

I'm 6'6". I always hated riding in the car with my parents. I have a step mom who would sit in the passenger seat and complain that she doesn't have enough space when she sits in front of me (even though she is 5'3". She would usually push the seat back and recline it (obviously trying to annoy me), but I never replied. I would basically end up with my legs in my face. Seriously though, I hate my stupid bitch-ass oompa-fucking-loompa stepmother.

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[–]NobodySpecific 11 points12 points ago

I had a step mother that I swear stole $400 from me when I was 15. It is the only time I've ever "lost" my wallet, and it was when I took out a bunch of money to buy new skis, and she new it. The same woman that threatened to call the cops on me for calling the house too many times after 8pm (she claimed it was harassment, I had an urgent message for my father) was super nice and drove me around to look for it. I will always have the suspicion that she stole it to buy pot, but I can't ever prove it. She died a few months later from pneumococcal meningitis at age 35 or so, and it kind of felt like karma. I cried at the funeral, but only because my half brother was only 6 months old at the time and I knew it was going to be a tough road ahead for him.

[–]AndyRooney 11 points12 points ago

You win most fucked up family story of the day.

[–]NobodySpecific 2 points3 points ago

Yay? It gets better. A few years after she died my dad remarried and converted to Mormonism, which is quite a change for a pot head of 20+ years. So now he's crazy, but my step mother is really nice.

[–]TheEternalCity 5 points6 points ago

I hate my stupid bitch-ass oompa-fucking-loompa stepmother, too. And I'm only 6'1"

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[–]DubLuv93 10 points11 points ago

exactly. They're all like "Wow, I wish I was as tall as you!" and I'm like "Fuck you, you short cunt."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'm not short, I think (5'11--I think that's average, slightly above average), but I'm not tall and didn't really realize this until an old lady asked me on a plane once if her husband could have the isle seat because of his height. I consented, of course, but I didn't really realize how much planes (among other things) must suck for tall people until then.

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[–]Heelincal 16 points17 points ago

You are the best kind of person.

[–]ksiadous 12 points13 points ago

I love pulling the height card. I'm 6'7, and whenever someone calls shotgun, I remind them that my legs are probably 5 or so inches longer than theirs, and the begrudgingly let me sit in front. Works erryfuckingtime.

[–]X-Istence 1 point2 points ago

Some cars though you can actually get more leg room by sitting in the back and putting the tiny person in the front because of the way the designers created the glove box to have this bulge that sticks out so you can't put your feet all the way forward so you end up with your knees against your chest anyway...

[–]FartingBob 11 points12 points ago

There are many rules of shotgun. "if your nailing the driver, you get automatic shotgun" is the dominant one, although even this mighty rule can be overridden in some circumstances.

For instance, if partner of driver calls shotgun, even though they automatically have it, they are demoted to bitch seat, as its unfair to brag about your auto-shotgun rights to those who had no chance to fight for it.

Also, if shotguner is notoriously terrible at giving directions it may be voted on who shall ride shotgun, requiring a 2/3rd majority vote.

[–]IntensePainfulLove 1 point2 points ago

All this talk of shotguns and nailing reminds me of a time not long ago in my life. I had just kissed this lovely lady on the lips with great force from my knee-mouth. She kissed me right back with her soft, tender, pure steel, artificial foot. I told her I loved her. She said I didn't know what love is. I told her that I would show her what love is. From my pocket, I summoned a box of nails and a 12-gauge. She asked what it was all for. I confidently told her to get ready for the most intense, painful organism of her life. She lunged at me, vagina in hand, flailing around her machete nips. I had dodged just in time to throw the nails under her landing. As she stood up, I proceeded to shoot at her feet with my shotgun. "Dance!! Dance on the nails!!!!!", I laughed. My eyes began to water. I needed to blink, but I was afraid she would get the upper hand. I couldn't keep them open any longer. I blinked. She was gone. A barbed tongue wrapped around my throat, eliminating my breathing abilities. I thought it was the end for me. Then I saw it...a running table saw. I began moving forward as fast as I could with the lady pulling me back with her tongue, but the saw was running much too fast. I saw the saw climb onto a seesaw. I managed to make it to the other end of the seesaw. I was suspended in the air when I saw the saw haul out a saw and begin to saw the seesaw in an attempt to make me plummet to my death. This was my only opportunity. I dove toward the saw so that it sliced the tongue from around my neck. The woman looked at me. I looked at her. She told me she now knows what true love is and that I had known all along. She sat upon my bare titan, while I deployed my jet pack, and we hovered over a volcano filled with winged, flame-spitting lava sharks whilst making intense, painful love.

[–]thisisnotreality 22 points23 points ago

I'm 6'2", I'd use that rule, but I'm usually the driver!

[–]poktanju 37 points38 points ago

"The last time I called shotgun, we were riding a limo, so I fucked up!" - Mitch Hedberg

[–]ericn1300 5 points6 points ago

shotgun in a limo is facing backwards

[–]Heelincal 1 point2 points ago

No that's just it. As the driver I basically make it the rule!

[–]TheShrinkingGiant 1 point2 points ago

At 6'9" I'm always the driver.

[–]FabesE 8 points9 points ago

i'm 6'8", my close friends are 6'8", 6'5" and 6'4". There's no good way to pack us into a car.

[–]ragault 7 points8 points ago

You guys are jockeys aren't you?

[–]this_barb 2 points3 points ago

Jockeys are usually VERY FUCKING tiny.

[–]ragault 8 points9 points ago

Aha! It seems you've discovered the irony

[–]ASUstoner 5 points6 points ago

I'm 5'9" and I thought this was an unspoken rule

[–]da1hobo 2 points3 points ago

I'm 6'5" and I want to be your new best friend.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's a really good idea! My car needs that rule especially. Hell I'm only a little bit over 6' and it's hard enough for me, can't imagine anyone taller than me in the back of my car.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 1 point2 points ago

as a 6'4 person, i concur.

[–]aviatorzack 1 point2 points ago

I the same height and I love you for sharing this, best rule ever.

[–]hatestosmell 1 point2 points ago

I went on a trip recently with 5 people where this short but fat girl called shotgun over me. I wanted to discuss it or complain but 1) she is really fat and 2) its not something people like to discuss.

I'm not sure how vertical/horizontal size factor in but there should be a graph somewhere.

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 1 point2 points ago

I'm 5'3. I don't even try to call shotgun, I feel like it would make me a dick. Logically, as the only person who is completely comfortable in the back seat of damn near any car (Except a Volkswagen... We call that "A very uncomfortable place) it only makes sense for me to sit there. Shit, I've ridden in the trunk before, because it's more comfortable than trying to squish 3 or 4 deep in the back of a car.

[–]Squa7ch 1 point2 points ago

6'4" as well...I can confirm this.

[–]kilgore_trout8989 1 point2 points ago

I'm 6'4 but only have a 32" inseam...fuck that rule ಠ_ಠ.

[–]Gewbarr 1 point2 points ago

this becomes null and void when just about all of your friends are the same height at 6'3"

[–]NPandM 1 point2 points ago

What a nice guy always letting his friends drive his car.

[–]DangerIsOurBusiness[!] 1 point2 points ago

We always make Paul (6'5'') ride shotgun - also he crashes in my bed cos the couch is a little taller than me, so everyone is then comfy!

He is so nice about it. I find tall people are so nice.

[–]Megawatts19 1 point2 points ago

That's the rule for me as well. 6'6" here. all of my short friends can ride in the back!

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 10 points11 points ago

Normal sized people, psh rolls eyes.

[–]FHSolidsnake 114 points115 points ago

If played in reverse it looks like the guy jumps into the car.

[–]AndyRooney 131 points132 points ago

weird.

[–]foreverisnever 5 points6 points ago

Waitttt a minutttee. Didn't you die?

[–]Alonewarrior 40 points41 points ago

I don't believe you.

[–]ProN00b 21 points22 points ago

Yea but that would totally look fake

[–]Cptn_Hook 11 points12 points ago

I want to use this as the sole special effect in an alien abduction movie.

[–]zsupreme 4 points5 points ago

what i dont get is why would any of your friends make you sit in the backseat if youre 6'7?

[–]markycapone 9 points10 points ago

Because he didn't call it.

[–]Hoodooz39 146 points147 points ago

[–]hourouheki 37 points38 points ago

I'm crying laughing.

[–]lets_be_frank_ 15 points16 points ago

As someone who is also 6'7'', I can say that is pretty damn close.

[–]tjblue 424 points425 points ago

You're very tall for a dog.

[–]down_vote_magnet 56 points57 points ago

Him and the 7' guy should kiss.

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 65 points66 points ago

I didn't know the other guy is into beastiality.

[–]donkeypunchy 2 points3 points ago

Seems like a tall order to me.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 154 points155 points ago

On the internet, nobody knows you're a very tall dog.

[–]FlyingPasta 49 points50 points ago

Or, in your case, a very well programmed karma machine. THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 48 points49 points ago

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[–]TheoQ99 29 points30 points ago

NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION!

[–]jaxspider 7 points8 points ago

Aww, I was expecting the robocop going haywire gif.

[–]Chells_Cake 9 points10 points ago

THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!

[–]thesumo 8 points9 points ago

I'll go with....false. Well, that was easy.

[–]Apollo7 5 points6 points ago

YOU LIE.

[–]divinesleeper 1 point2 points ago

This one's just trying too hard, it's so obvious!

iamablackbeltman

Sure you are, dog, sure you are.

[–]TumorPizza 137 points138 points ago

Today's the day that you learn the most important word of your life: "shotgun".

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 93 points94 points ago

My friend had a Mitsubishi 3000gt vr4 for a while (small sports car). When I sat in the front seat, my head was through the sunroof and I was looking over the roof of the car. Let me tall you, that makes your eyes water. Then, your friend thinks it's funny to slam on the brakes and your face hits the roof. That makes your eyes water even more.

[–]Backstop 89 points90 points ago

Let me tall you, that

sheesh

[–]Advertisements 14 points15 points ago

I'm pretty short that op is trying to make us feel bad.

[–]mindokiller 2 points3 points ago

OP makes me feel puny.

[–]pl4yswithsquirrels 7 points8 points ago

I'll tall you hwat

[–]nahambrick 12 points13 points ago

Also 6'7" here. When I drive my grandparents new Camry I have to open the sunroof to drive like that. Sunglasses work miracles. Just sayin.

[–]TumorPizza 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure that you are Jeremy Clarkson.

[–]cactipus 1 point2 points ago

As the friend you're talking about, I can vouch for that. Just wait until I get my Tesla Roadster and drive you around in that one.

I'm thinking it will go (and did for the 3000GT) something like this...

[–]efitz11 42 points43 points ago

As someone who is 6'5" with nice friends, I get what's called "automatic shotgun"

[–]umfk 20 points21 points ago

6'8", automatic shotgun aswell.

Good friends high five

[–]gmoneyshot69 8 points9 points ago

Also 6'8" , glad someone said this. "Auto-shotty" is the most beautiful phrase in the world when it comes to getting into cars.

[–]InTheNameOfTheMoon 7 points8 points ago

Oh man, so many tall men in one place! What are the chances any of you are single, live near Charlotte, and won't rape me?

[–]Hamtastic1121 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, you are on a thread where the op is perhaps a 6'7 tall dog that knows karate. This might be looking good for you.

[–]gmoneyshot69 2 points3 points ago

I meet 2 out of 3 of that criteria. I'm not going to say which 2 though...

[–]eleno 1 point2 points ago

as a 5'8" guy, I'm always the one sitting behind you guys

[–]MuchoMaas49 1 point2 points ago

6'7" 1/2 here, HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE LOL

DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL HAR HAR HAR

[–]lets_be_frank_ 1 point2 points ago

6'7'', auto shotgun for me too

Good friends group hug

[–]Sk1nnyB 1 point2 points ago

As someone who's barely over 6'1", i get it when there aren't girlfriends involved.

Buddy of mine has a tiny little Nissan frontier from the 90's, I used to get pissed when he made me sit in the back seat in lieu of his 5'2" girlfriend who could literally lay across the back seat.

[–]bretttwarwick 1 point2 points ago

As someone who is 6'2" with nice friends, I get what's called "semi-automatic shotgun"

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 86 points87 points ago

It was also the most important word of Kurt Cobain's life.

[–]Apollo7 71 points72 points ago

[–]KennyLoggnsDngrZone 12 points13 points ago

The car seat positions, clockwise from front: Driver, Shotgun, Kurt Cobain, Bitch, Driving Miss Daisy.

[–]fawker 3 points4 points ago

we had one called "not tire", as there was a doughnut in the backseat

[–]digitalcolour 1 point2 points ago

and if you don't get shotgun tell them to put the seat up until they become uncomfortable and you get most of the leg room. sure enough next time they'll just let you sit in front. (6'4")

[–]drobablyprunk 1 point2 points ago

I find if you are tall enough you can even trump the "Driver's SO automatically gets shotgun if present" rule.

[–]drtide4 56 points57 points ago

A battle is brewing between a 7 foot guy and a 6'7" guy on the front page as we speak.

[–]gladiatorhat 1 point2 points ago

The score currently is: 1. 7' 2. Hulk 3. 6'7

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 1 point2 points ago

CLASH OF THE TITANS!!....... or MOOOOOORTAAAAL KOMMBAAAAAAAAT!

[–]vigaman22 18 points19 points ago

I'm 6'5", i feel your pain. This is what it's like on a plane: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pcfannet/2257300401/

[–]Yakinvasion 1 point2 points ago

oh man, don't even get me started on planes. Love the act of flying, hate airlines.

[–]dimweat 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel, bro =[

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 84 points85 points ago

Today is tall people day on Reddit.

[–]superwinner 23 points24 points ago

Can tomorrow be fat chicks day?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Yes, but they gotta pay.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I don't know, it might put reddit under heavy load.

[–]I_am_short 13 points14 points ago

:(

[–]I_EAT_CHUNKY_PERIODS 8 points9 points ago

Wanna make it on-the-rag day?

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[–]tazed_confused 5 points6 points ago

too many periods

[–]BetterThanOP 48 points49 points ago

you have some mean friends if they ever choose the 6 7" guy to sit in the back

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 21 points22 points ago

I'm 6'2" and I never get to sit in the front. If I'm not driving of course. It's kinda annoying, but they usually change their mind when they feel my knees in their back.

[–]BetterThanOP 41 points42 points ago

I have a 2 door and it doesn't matter who I'm driving or who got in the car first, even my own girlfriend has to sit int he back if there's a tall guy

it's just the greater good

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 31 points32 points ago

THE GREATER GOOD

[–]TheoQ99 20 points21 points ago

THE GREATER GOOD

[–]mmsomekid 3 points4 points ago

Yarp

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

I'm 6'3''... I wish everyone had this rule

[–]jkazz 9 points10 points ago

I always jump in the front seat and call Rosa Parks - 'This is my seat and I'm not moving'

[–]puravida1024 10 points11 points ago

Same. I just want to beat the crap out of my 5'9" friends when they scream shotgun. I'm 6'4".

[–]TheoQ99 5 points6 points ago

Wow, you guys are nice. Unless I call shotgun far in advance, my friends will make me sit in the back most of the time. 6'4"

[–]Airazz 14 points15 points ago

I'm 6'2" and I once got to sit in the back to do the driving. Rear windows were tinted at 100% so I was invisible to anyone outside. Guy in the front seat reclined all the way down and back, so he was invisible too. I told him directions and how much to accelerate/brake. We then cruised around the city for an hour at 10 km/h.

It looked basically like this, but without a dog.

[–]FuckBrendan 3 points4 points ago

I'm 6'5" and I've never once had a friend even hesitate to call shotgun.

[–]green_cheese 6 points7 points ago

Shotgun rules are law when it comes to my passenger seat, but no fat chicks ever, car scrapes.

[–]homeboy5925 1 point2 points ago

6'5" master race here

if someone calls shotgun over me i will kick them in the face

[–]rawlingstones 1 point2 points ago

One of the many benefits to being a huge fat guy is automatic shotgun.

[–]ModernRetroMan 25 points26 points ago

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 6 points7 points ago

He would crush the car.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 2 points3 points ago

Or like this: http://imgur.com/2Ifyz

[–]Pizzly_bear 36 points37 points ago

A someone else who is 6'7, I know your pain all too well

[–]rainingchainsaws 28 points29 points ago

Also 6'7". Don't worry, I don't expect any upvotes. We should start a band or something, though.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Well, there's /r/tall

[–]Yakinvasion 7 points8 points ago

sheds a single tear I think i've found a place I can call home.

[–]jon_titor 30 points31 points ago

Number 3 6'7" dude here.

You guys wanna go on a roadtrip in a civic?

[–]SlimJones123 17 points18 points ago

6'7" #4 here, we can almost start a basketball team.

[–]Yakinvasion 27 points28 points ago*

Lowly #5 at 6'7" here. I hate shopping for pants, my inseam is right around 38" they don't make 33-38's. Then everyone tells you to go shop at the Big & Tall store, which IMO might as well be called the Fat As Fuck store. "Ah Yes, here are the 60-33 pants i've been looking for my whole life.

Edit: I'm also absolutely miserable at basketball.

[–]BiggC 9 points10 points ago

Ouch, I'm also 6'7", but at least my inseam is 36", well probably 37", but I can settle for 36. And 36x36 can be found in normal stores.

In my experience it's Big AND Tall, not Big AND/OR Tall.

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[–]goliath1333 7 points8 points ago

6'7'' guy #7, really not that bad unless it's a super tiny car. However, fuck airplanes. They can go to hell.

[–]lets_be_frank_ 2 points3 points ago

6'7'' #8 here, is there a subreddit for us? If not there should be.

Also, *fuck, fucking airplanes and buses *

[–]Atticus83 2 points3 points ago

6'7" guy #8 here. I can confirm what 6'7" guys #7, #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, and #1 said. It's all true.

[–]BiggC 5 points6 points ago

I would happily give you 3-4 inches of my height. Being tall is great, (6'1"-6'4"), being extremely tall is a hassle.

All the stuff about attractiveness, salary, etc. does not apply to outliers.

I get, doors that are too small for me.

Difficulty finding anything "sized", e.g: clothing, footwear, outdoor gear (skis, bicycle, paddle, etc.)

Poor fit for any desk/chair.

Knee problems

I can't fit comfortably in many cars, and as a driver I have to sit awkwardly just to have a proper field of view.

People gawking, "you're so tall! do you play basketball?", I shrug it off, but it's repetitive and annoying.

"Interactions" with average sized women takes careful positioning

Drunk assholes heckling me, trying to start fights

Advantages:

I can see over crowds

I get automatic shotgun

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 1 point2 points ago

I miss layups and I'm like 6" away standing if that makes you feel better.

[–]Heelincal 1 point2 points ago

I'm 6'4" and good at basketball, y'all need a point guard?

[–]ch4os1337 1 point2 points ago

As another tall bro best advice I have for jeans is makeyourownjeans.com.

[–]PushThatFatKid 12 points13 points ago

6' here. You guys want to start a gang, and you could ironically refer to me as 'The Muscle'?

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 20 points21 points ago

I think we'll call you buttercup.

[–]Pizzly_bear 6 points7 points ago

Only if we can go to one of these places http://www.worldofminiatures.org/museums.html

[–]Xenocide1993 7 points8 points ago

wow, never have felt so felt so short being 6'6" before

[–]jon_titor 14 points15 points ago

HAHA, looks like you just volunteered for the backseat of the civic, shortstuff!

[–]Balthusdire 6 points7 points ago

Well it looks like I'm 6'7" number 7! We've got one mean posse growing here.

[–]casual_complimenter 1 point2 points ago

I'm 6'6 and a quarter. Can I be the ukulele player?

[–]dannyduh 5 points6 points ago

As someone who is 5'7, suck it! This is the only thing I have over you tall people.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 128 points129 points ago*

[–]ent_in_distress 6 points7 points ago

Dude that was quick =D

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 3 points4 points ago

You forgot to add your watermark on this comment.

I got it here for you:

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 14 points15 points ago

This is going on my wall.

[–]Rettet181 15 points16 points ago

Do you ever worry that with all the practice you're getting your watercolor will start getting less shitty?

[–]Awhite2555 3 points4 points ago

I swear to god this is posted verbatim every single time he posts. ENOUGH ಠ_ಠ

[–]SkrozSplitski 2 points3 points ago

I never noticed you drew Gif's. Now make all the frames.

[–]linlorienelen 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a monstrous fruit bat is trying to get in.

[–]ckcornflake 1 point2 points ago

Now, this is the shitty quality that I expect from you. Keep up the terrible work!

[–]LaughingStalk 12 points13 points ago

As someone who's 6'8", I can confirm this. TALLIDARITY, BROTHER!

[–]guitargirl07 9 points10 points ago

A Prius they said, it's good on fuel they said.

[–]StabilizationAttempt 4 points5 points ago

[Stabilized (experimental)]

[Borders filled]

(Using VirtualDub with the Deshaker filter/plugin)

[–]SladeZer0 8 points9 points ago

That really has to blow dicks. I'm 6'6" and have auto-shotgun in all my friends cars lol.

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 5 points6 points ago

The worst one is when a friend a foot shorter than you calls shotgun and you have any meaningful distance to drive.

[–]RugerRedhawk 4 points5 points ago

Just tell him to fuck off and swat him in the face

[–]mgarde 2 points3 points ago

For all the non-americans: 6'7" = 200.66 centimeters

[–]themanwholaugh 7 points8 points ago

Real g's move in silence like lasagna.

[–]KyraShangea 4 points5 points ago

I demand a picture of you.

[–]relevant_smerch 17 points18 points ago

Obviously not OP, but I am in possession of a large vault of images depicting 6'7" comedy writer Stephen Merchant, co-creator of The Office.

Here he is doing a cartwheel.

And those are his giant feet.

Damn, I made this account today, never thought it'd be so relevant so soon.

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 7 points8 points ago

I don't really take many pictures...

Here's me in front of a podium in a public speaking class a year and a half ago. The podium was boob-high on most of the women.

[–]confusedX 2 points3 points ago

I think you should start opening the door then

[–]anarchyreigns 2 points3 points ago

Because your penis gets stuck in the doorway?

[–]Bleave 2 points3 points ago

how tall is this in cm?

[–]Rswany 19 points20 points ago

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 27 points28 points ago

Having been most heights in my life, I would pick 6'1" if I could. You are still tallish, but you can find things that you can fit into like clothes, cars, and women.

[–]Faemn 23 points24 points ago

fit into women

ಠ_ಠ

[–]iamablackbeltman[S] 23 points24 points ago

I dated a girl once who was 5'2" and 98 pounds.

Let me tell you a story about a shoe horn.

[–]ebonymessiah 5 points6 points ago

I'm 6'8", I feel your pain

[–]Punkwolf 1 point2 points ago

Im six foot and slightly chubby and coupe's are my enemy.

[–]fragmasster 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]LeSouthAfricanSpy 1 point2 points ago

What are you a black belt in, man?

[–]scgoodolboy 1 point2 points ago

6' 6" and I just don't get into cars. If its not a truck I don't go.

[–]Strawcrazyman 1 point2 points ago

I always just place my ass inside the car first, then drag individual body parts in. Getting out is the same process in reverse.

[–]fruitjoose 1 point2 points ago

I am 5'3" and that's how I get out of the backseat of cars too

[–]SexualHarasmentPanda 1 point2 points ago

I am 6'4 and people are usually kind enough to offer up the front seat, but for those rare occasions where you are hitching a ride with an inconsiderate couple I feel your pain. The worst part is actually the sloped roof in the back of most cars.

[–]MnBran6 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I'm 6' and that's how I get out of cars...

[–]zerbey 1 point2 points ago

I'm only 6' and feel like that, I can only imagine how hard it is for you.

[–]WeenisWrinkle 1 point2 points ago

If you played that .gif backwards, I bet it would look like the dog backs up to the door and takes a grimacing, massive dump.

[–]WeSC 1 point2 points ago

TIL there are many tall people on reddit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Another 6'7-er. High (literally) 5 brother.

[–]ceeker 1 point2 points ago

I'm only 6', but I sympathise. Actually, I find the Worst Thing (tm) is how the gap between the back seat and the door frame in most cars (hatchbacks especially) isn't enough to get my feet through...it's a couple of centimeters too short. The options are bending my shoes+toes upwards to squeeze them through, rotating my feet 90 degrees, or else moving into the middle seat then twisting around to slide out horizontally (only possible when not parked next to another car). In my experience, they prove roughly equally painful. Now, I have reasonably big feet, but they're not huge....so wtf?

[–]Bigred7892 1 point2 points ago

6'5", size 17 shoes. The worst part of getting out is my shoes ALWAYS getting stuck under the seat in front of me.

[–]Anesthesiakk 1 point2 points ago

What is wrong with your friends?!? My brother is only 6'3" but he gets auto front seat privileges in my car unless I have someone taller (not often). Tallest person gets the front unless they're under 5'9" then it's shotgun rules.

[–]Zopoko 1 point2 points ago

You should check out r/tall

[–]tubachris85x 1 point2 points ago

As someone who is also 6'7", I can confirm this

[–]giggety 1 point2 points ago

6'7" here, too. Ultra-high five? o/

[–]TheeObskure 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, I'm 6' 11"...I don't sit in back seats. I'm also 300 lbs. People just give me the front seat. :)

[–]ninjivitis 1 point2 points ago

Omg I feel your pain. I'm 6'8". I've established perminant shotgun status with all of my friends.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

what was your Halloween costume?

[–]Carg72 1 point2 points ago

Jeebus, that can't be good thing for that dog's pelvis.

[–]asherdante 1 point2 points ago

6'7" here, that is why I don't sit in the back seat.

[–]IAmJBear 1 point2 points ago

Only 6'5", but I know the feeling man!