How to meet the girl of your dreams

ryoon4690 · 4 months

This was one of the first things I ever saw on reddit. Oh the memories...

Drunken_Economist · 4 months

HOW TO NOT EVER NEED A GIRL:

Buy a falconer's glove

Buy a falcon

Be a falconer

AllDizzle · 4 months

Until the awkward conversation comes up about how you work at mcdonalds and your parents still pay your rent just so you aren't living in their basement any more yet some how you had the time and money to afford and train a falcon at one point.

Trapped_in_Reddit · 4 months

If you liked this thread, you may also like "4chan's guide to meeting the girl of your dreams!"

Highlights include:

TheChickenLover -

Pro Tip: This will only work if you are outdoors.

piratedjeans -

in my experience, I've found that having a wallet photo of a falcon is a nice added touch of authenticity.

And who could forget this gem from Zomoco!?

4chan advice that doesn't end in rape. I am impressed.

Thanks for shopping at reddit! Don't touch that dial, and make sure to stay tuned for all things cats!

Shitty_Watercolour · 4 months

http://imgur.com/wVnpS

♕

FunkyMonks · 4 months

This was here ages ago, can we not start this again? Before you all go out and make your little rage comic responses just click some links, realize you're not original, and go get a burrito from Chipotle, greatest food ever.

Here's one of the responses

And another

mycatdieddamnit · 4 months

Remember the 10 months of Karmawhoring about

falconing,
doing it right posts,
how to meet the girl of your dreams [fixed],
look what I did reddit (falcon glove with a chicken on it)
This guy must be swimming in pussy (pic of mongolian falconer)
halloween pictures of falconers ?

Yeah. Hopefully that doesn't happen.

OBNJ · 4 months

The fact that this is back and has received so many upvotes makes me believe that it is time for reddit and I part ways.

FalconOne · 4 months

I'm not landing on ANY gloves for anybody....

servohahn · 4 months

Hey you guys I found this great video of this guy who's like a taxidermist and stuff and he has this commercial where he pretends that one of his stuffed animals is real and then he goes like "Nope! Chuck Testa!" That's his name, by the way, Chuck Testa. I think this has great potential to be a long lasting meme that we can beat to death and the greatest part is that I'm certain that no one has seen it before but even if some people have seen it, it's not fair to everyone that hasn't.

ThisRedditorIsDrunk · 4 months

I imagine some awkward, fedora-wearing neckbeard trying this and failing.

combatbunny · 4 months

I am a girl and am tempted to try this as a social experiment.

Avista · 4 months

Did you miss the 6 months of non-stop falcon jokes? This is beyond reposting. This is like trying to market "FAIL!"-pictures as a new and original concept.

turnleftdale · 4 months

This is so fucking old.

TheBruceMeister · 4 months

This meme has already been beaten into the dirt.

divinesleeper · 4 months

Of course this can go horribly wrong if the girl herself is a falcon trainer and the falcon you encounter is, in fact, hers, exposing you as the horrible fraud you are.

Or worse, she only finds out after you are married and takes all your money in the divorce.

munge_me_not · 4 months

Pfft! Free falcon? Forget about hooking up with the girl.

Sherrodactyl · 4 months

Where can I buy a falconer's glove?

tacca · 4 months

This is some Barney Stinson shit

croelke · 4 months

While this is funny and I just set it as my desktop background, as a licensed falconer, I can confirm that this tactic is bullshit. Falconry is pretty much woman repellent. I know about five female falconers in the entire world that most people would consider decent looking. There's even kind of a joke that basically states that if you are a falconer and find a good looking woman who is also into falconry and manages to get into a relationship with said woman, you WIN the entire sport of falconry.

geekhubby · 4 months

Paging legality_of_falconry... Reddit user legality_of_falconry, please report to this thread.

Tier4 · 4 months

The reason why hot girls wont fuck unattractive guys with falcons is the same reason why guys won't ask ugly girls to help them find their falcon

percivaldamocles · 4 months

reddit's Eternal September began some years back.

aknightcalledfrog · 4 months

I wonder how long it will be til RPG get's reposted in it's original form.

Thatsafunny · 4 months

As an amateur TV watcher and avid Internet browser, I don't recommend approaching a wild falcon.

RightHandofGod · 4 months

could it not have been a dog or cat?

ElolvastamEzt · 4 months

Reality Check: "Dude, you lost your falcon? You don't know how to please birds? Bye."

ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/BLeYe.jpg

wonkizzle · 4 months

That just might be crazy enough to work

cloudy_cloud · 4 months

Pro Tip: Perform outside.

Whenthenighthascome · 4 months

Se7en_Sinnerrrr you should know this has been on here a million times.

troller_jr · 4 months

Flawless logic.

HorpySpoondigger · 4 months

Unless a Blue Falcon shows up. In which case the blue falcon will steal away the girl of your dreams leaving you alone and rejected. A shell of your former self.

whodeyraider · 4 months

Seems legit.

corruption93 · 4 months

Nice try Dwight.

SolidKGB · 4 months

Works every time!

Capappy · 4 months

i feel like this is still a great plan. better yet is to have a falcon and just send him on a mission to get you some fresh fish from the local lake so he is gone long enough for you to play out the rest off this story

Lindsay1987 · 4 months

I love how reddit hates reposts, until it's a repost on the front page. Suddenly everyone is so nostalgic about it.

de_dust2_420 · 4 months

Seems legit

Ieviathan · 4 months

what if she says yes?

iamriot · 4 months

If a falcon comes to me while doing this... forget the chick. It's falcon time!

[deleted] · 4 months

sounds like a win win to me!

bedintruder · 4 months

will more then ensure a second date

Lying to a girl in order to get her to look for your non-existant falcon for 10 minutes being the first date?

Oh b......

Sudz705 · 4 months

If falconing is back in popularity I'm going to brush up on my Punjabi sword fighting because that must be coming around too...

GuyInRealLife · 4 months

Bonus, you just got a free falcon!

helalo · 4 months

where can i buy the glove though ?

missmkay · 4 months

I'd fall for it.

Soullessandproud · 4 months

"Thanks for the falcon"

Sharzona · 4 months

Foolproof, man I wasted so many opportunities.

arebelongtobus · 4 months

you guys are such spergs

Rockapotamous · 4 months

I cant believe this made it to the front page again.

wolfehr · 4 months

I've always wondered how to go about obtaining a falcon for free.

FierceFrog1310 · 4 months

brb buying falconer's glove

Stonelocomotief · 4 months

I tried this but won't work in schools ):

WhizCas · 4 months

This repost is bad and you should feel bad

chris-martin · 4 months

Yeah, this post was pretty big for a while, some time ago, on a site called Reddit.

craneada · 4 months

I Should've got a falcon

a_nouny_mouse · 4 months

Was expecting "Go to sleep."

Instead, I got another 4chan rip.

felt_like_trolling · 4 months

foolproof mutherfukas...

FlaviaTitus · 4 months

Honestly, I would just think the guy weird. Same thing goes with dusters.

TheBirdAbides · 4 months

I...feel like this would work on me. :-\

It's been my dream to be a falconer since I read My Side of the Mountain in 5th grade.

rindindin · 4 months

Whelp. Now the girls know.

robosteven · 4 months

It's a win-win situation!

Squoze · 4 months

shit, not this again.

KrazyEyezKilla · 4 months

Spending 10 minutes with a girl you've literally just met counts as a first date? What about on the phone? Cos I went on a date with a girl who works for my mobile phone provider today if it does.

Mishkan · 4 months

I think I'm doing it wrong

CisterPhister · 4 months

This doesn't work so well if you're Augie March (look it up).

grumblz · 4 months

lying is one of the best ways to fall in love

pingjockey · 4 months

Ergo, You bought me a falcon..

walken4life · 4 months

I would name my falcon Carmine Falconi.

[deleted] · 4 months

It depresses me that the current users of Reddit don't crush this respost with downvotes, and so it still makes its way to one of my front pages.

vicachic · 4 months

There was a time I was obsessed with falcons, so yeah, its legit.

theothernewguy · 4 months

4chan fucking knows how shit gets done.

PineappleSlices · 4 months

Of course, you'll have to be well versed in falconry in order for this to work in the long term.

thesplendor · 4 months

I'll do it for the chance of a free falcon

TheMadHatta · 4 months

I will do this for the hope of getting a free falcon.

kat3wat3rs · 4 months

Anyone else thinking Barney Stinson inspired this? lol!

Faaaabulous · 4 months

I prefer Reddit's version. It involves a horsemask and no pants. Also screaming strange things while running.

AREYOUSauRuS · 4 months

4chan wisdom is, ofcourse, flawless.

Lophostrix · 4 months

Oh Donald, thank God you're alive! The hunter's bullets have not yet pierced your heart!

Jagxyz · 4 months

Thought we were through the using falcons to meet girls phase?

unscathed · 4 months

Backup Plan: Excuse me miss, but does this glove smell like chloroform?

Meatstaff · 4 months

if i wanted to see 4chan i would go to 4chan...

[deleted] · 4 months

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