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What I think of most Cake Day posts (imgur.com)

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[–]Nesman64 346 points347 points ago

How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this candle disappear.

[–]SliceOfButter 141 points142 points ago

Thanks she died

[–]sprileet 16 points17 points ago

They should have hit her with silly string first.

[–]n00bsysadmin 8 points9 points ago

Did she really die?

[–]lickwidforse2 4 points5 points ago

Imagine without the cake, that was a brutal face slam.

[–]poponegra 9 points10 points ago

Yes, death by deliciousness.

[–]Msingh999 9 points10 points ago

The only thing better is death by snoo-snoo

[–]Mad_Physicist 12 points13 points ago

D: :D :D D: :D D:

[–]PenguinJuice69 42 points43 points ago

This isn't funny guys, she probably suffocated on frosting.

[–]LessLikeYou 91 points92 points ago

There is no sweeter death.

[–]Taron221 11 points12 points ago

That was a beautiful comment

[–]ArcaneAmoeba 1 point2 points ago

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    [–]pimpolho_saltitao 5 points6 points ago

    I just realized that now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlwXlZ5aUl0

    [–]DidymusEi 16 points17 points ago

    Illusion, Batman.

    [–]silent_p 12 points13 points ago

    A riddle is something a whore does for money.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

    Or cocaine!

    [–]poptart2nd 15 points16 points ago

    a cricket farting was louder than that video.

    [–]mkimitch 0 points1 point ago

    Why is that so funny?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    Yeah I didnt get that at first either. PG-13, can't help it.

    [–]2LabsGuy 1 point2 points ago

    Someone always beats me by 7 hours!!!

    [–]TomSelleck1 0 points1 point ago

    Poor Sue Heck

    [–]someone35 103 points104 points ago

    Having seen this several times, I now really want to know what happened next...

    [–]Hokuten85 123 points124 points ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVraDdQlimM

    [–]Sarioth 222 points223 points ago*

    Jesus, the kid just like "LOL FROSTING" and they leave her unconscious face in cake to suffocate. Happy Birthday!

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    [–]trance_addict 31 points32 points ago

    immediately after on person says "what the fuck do we do?" someone else said call 911

    [–]what1stuff 22 points23 points ago

    For such a frightening situation I think his friends acted accordingly. First guy jump on him ask him if he was alright. He started having the seizure the kept his head from further hitting it. Call 911 order was issued. What else can you do? He thinks he is fine but the friends are like "nah man take it easy"

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      [–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

      The teenagers were in the heat of the moment. Give them some credit. They immediately went to his aid and after the first guy realized that he was still breathing and only having a seizure his other friends came to the guy's aid and held his head up to prevent him from banging it against the concrete. Another guy also shouted for somebody to call 911. Honestly, these teenagers probably reacted much better than other people would if somebody started seizing up in front of them.

      [–]TheCodexx 36 points37 points ago

      I'd probably go get an adult if I were a kid, but realize that most kids are subject to the bystander effect that adults are also subject to. It's hard to tell, especially if you don't really understand seizures. Obviously he's not alright but it's a habit to just ask.

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      [–]morawanna 8 points9 points ago

      I have seen 8 adults and three teenagers stand around a man seizing and bleeding from the mouth and head. They had been standing around him for 1minute 13seconds when I walked up.(I checked the video later to figure out what had happened). One of the older ladies asked if I had any paper towels, and that was the extent of communication. After we called 911, did first aid stuff, etc., not one of the people there knew what had happened. They stood there and waited for someone else to do something. Unfortunately the bystander effect plus a smidgen of shock will affect every age group.

      [–]mag_star 4 points5 points ago

      You'd be surprised how many people who are intelligent and somewhat first aid trained totally blank out in an emergency situation. I see it allll the time, it's not just bystander effect. I also don't think kids are properly educated on emergency services. These guys could be scared of getting in shit from the cops or fees/reprimand from medics if they showed up, typical kid stuff right? Adolescents also have the mindset of taking greater risks and feeling less susceptibility to damage (that whole invisibility thing)

      [–]cheese345 2 points3 points ago

      Same thing happend to me at the scene of a motorbike crash. The bike over took our vehicle on a blind bend and the guy hit a 4x4 head on. I ran out of the car straight away and went to help. The guy had lost his leg and was barely awake. I used my belt to help stop the bleed to his leg and shouted for people to call an ambulance. No one did had to do it myself. In the end 30ish people where just watching.

      [–]Flene 15 points16 points ago

      You can't just tell a crowd to do something when in shock, you have to be specific. Grab one guy and scream at him "YOU! Call an ambulance!" and it'll get done. I can't remember where I heard this...

      [–]ballsoup[!] 13 points14 points ago

      CPR class, probably.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

      Reddit, probably.

      [–]Heathers8999 0 points1 point ago

      I was taught this in first aid. Also have the person report back to you so you know that an ambulance was actually called.

      [–]Engineer3227 3 points4 points ago

      Certain people freeze up in bad situations and others don't.

      It happens a lot in war. Soldiers can be trained for years but as soon as they hit the battlefield they just freeze up. It usually takes some experience on the battlefield before they can get over it. Other soldiers hit the battlefield and never once freeze up.

      Personally I have never frozen up before during any emergency but I've seen a lot of others freeze up. There's really no way to train yourself or to train anyone else to be able to handle emergencies effectively. Either you are born with the ability to react quickly or you have to experience emergencies enough times that you no longer freeze up when they happen.

      [–]misfitmedia 0 points1 point ago

      I understand it depends on how your body handles adrenaline and such... When the action is over do you shake like a leaf?

      [–]Rafi89 1 point2 points ago

      Yes. When it's on, it's on. When it's off I usually get the 'Elvis leg' bop for a few minutes.

      [–]Heathers8999 0 points1 point ago

      This is very true. I volunteer on a first aid team and while everyone is trained the same, everyone reacts differently when the calls are real. Some can handle it but others cannot.

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      [–]Engineer3227 0 points1 point ago

      I have no idea why you are getting downvoted. You are 100% correct. No human can EVER EVER EVER know how they will react in a traumatic or emergency situation until they have actually been through one.

      Soldiers can be trained for years but some of them completely freeze up when they hit the battlefield. Some people are born capable of reacting fast and not freezing and others have to actually witness bad things several times before they get over the "freezing" up reaction.

      [–]sk3lt3r 0 points1 point ago

      Well, I can't very well upvote them if I don't know what they said!

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        [–]TheCodexx 4 points5 points ago

        Oh. Yeah. They should be able to realize "hey this guy is seizing".

        Again, the Bystander Effect is a problem. Best thing anyone can do is point to someone and tell them to do stuff and if nobody there is willing to do that then gathering around is what most humans will do.

        Is it stupid? Yeah. Completely. But it's not like this is willfully ignoring a problem because you don't care. This is just not speaking up to take control in an emergency.

        [–]ScoffingBear 6 points7 points ago

        To be honest, if my uncle didn't have regular seizures, I wouldn't know what they looked like either. And his aren't even that violent. Cut em a break.

        [–]Hoffman5982 6 points7 points ago

        I really don't know what to say to this other than you should retype your post. Your description makes it sound like the kids sat around not giving a fuck when in reality they were freaked out. Not doing anything? They grabbed him mid seizure and prevented him from hitting his head again you stupid fuck. Kids don't always think logically when they are freaked. Hell, adults don't either. I'm sure there have been instances when you didn't act appropriately. You are the only fucking idiot I see here asshole

        [–]TheNarwhalBacons1232 3 points4 points ago

        Well, to be fair to them, they did do some of the things you should do when someone has a seizure, they kept his head from banging the floor, secured him, and kept him to the side. But still, I get pissed off as well from some videos that are similar to this one.

        [–]sprileet 4 points5 points ago

        When the seizure stops the guy who says he thinks he is alright was clearly on the phone with 911 at the time. If you listen more carefully, you hear him say: "...something happened to my friend... he was just spazzing out... he was twitching and everything... I think he's okay now, hes talking, hes awake, but he fell on his skateboard, and... just send an ambulance or something... we're over at the Continental Theater..."

        The other guys were crouched around him trying to support his neck. I'm really not sure what else you could expect them to do in that situation.

        [–]King_of_Ticks 4 points5 points ago

        I son is 4 months old and I am going to show him skater fail videos every week to instill the fear of god in him so he will always wear a helmet.

        This one should probably be saved until his 3rd birthday.

        [–]Kiltsoftly 1 point2 points ago

        I can't even watch the whole thing. People need to teach their children how to call 911.

        [–]Thecardinal74 1 point2 points ago

        "SOMEONE GET SOME LEAVES!!"

        [–]luck_y 1 point2 points ago

        Been stated in plenty of comments so far... but you're being a bit hypercritical. One friend immediately stepped in to prevent the seizing guy's head from hitting the pavement. They were all concerned for his health. They're clearly not trained medical professionals or emergency responders... how quickly would they have had to go from "oh shit, our friend!" mode into "call an ambulance!" mode to gain your approval?

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        [–]luck_y 0 points1 point ago

        You trollin' bro? Nobody is arguing with that. The issue is that, without training, most people will become emotionally overwhelmed at the sight of a fellow human in physical distress. Those kids did realize that 911 was necessary pretty damned quickly. If you expect a group of 15 year olds to react professionally in a charged situation like that you must be a bit autistic or something... otherwise I can't understand your lack of identification with "oh shit! what do we do!?".

        [–]OatmealPowerSalad 1 point2 points ago

        That's horrifying. A guy in my high school died that way.

        [–]dash141 1 point2 points ago

        I really wish I hadn't seen this video. I am so fucking angry right now.

        [–]acreklaw 0 points1 point ago

        Watching that video literally almost made me faint. I got tunnel vision and lost my hearing. I probably need to drink some water now.

        [–]rassilons 0 points1 point ago

        I have a seizure disorder and I really wish people wouldn't immediately phone an ambulance. If I have more than one or it goes on for more than five minutes then sure, go right ahead, my brain thanks you. Otherwise, I'll be back to my normal self in about 15-30 minutes. I won't appreciate paramedics showing up, going "yup. you're okay!" and dragging me to A&E for 4 hours of observation anyway.

        [–]hels 3 points4 points ago

        If people you are around aren't aware of your condition they are only trying to help.

        [–]rassilons 3 points4 points ago

        Sorry, I mentioned below that I wear a medic alert bracelet, but no-one ever checks for it. I do appreciate that they are trying to help 90% of the time.

        I was out at the shopping centre with my Mum once. I had a seizure. My mum sits on the floor next to me and puts her jacket under my head. A few people stopped and asked if I was alright and if she needed help. One woman started calling an ambulance and my Mum stopped her saying that, y'know, she was my mum and I was fine.

        The woman started yelling at my mum and calling her an irresponsible parent (I was 20) and called the ambulance anyway. I felt bad for wasting the paramedics time since they showed up before my mum could cancel the ambulance. Although they let my mum take me home, so I didn't waste the A&E's time either.

        I just wish she would have listened. :(

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            [–]elephantpoop 96 points97 points ago

            after watching that, I'm still wondering what happened next... did.. did she... die?

            [–]Urban_Savage 43 points44 points ago

            Flaming candle in the brain.

            [–]ashlifires 29 points30 points ago

            I can make this candle... Disappear!

            [–]Kayoh44 31 points32 points ago

            No, watch around the :42 second mark. Her 'friend' pulls her head up and it bobs a little bit when she's not actually holding on to it. Also, if you watch when she gets her head slammed into the cake, the two candles that were in eye territory are actually on on the outside of her head when she's face down.

            Probably faking in all honesty, that or she really did get knocked out. Candle to the brain, unlikely.

            [–]Boibi 46 points47 points ago

            I wouldn't say faking. Probably more along the lines of, hiding her tears in the cake. Once you start crying you use whatever you can to prevent people from seeing it, even a cake.

            [–]please_note 22 points23 points ago

            Sounds like when someone was a kid, they never fully developed an appreciation for shame.

            [–]Nrksbullet 1 point2 points ago

            /r/nocontext

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

            a candle can bruise her eye, but it will slide out of the cake before it does any damage. Wax can't penetrate the skull.

            [–]Kayoh44 16 points17 points ago

            Challenge accepted

            [–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

            ಠ__ಠ

            [–]gistak 2 points3 points ago

            There's a hole in the skull where the eye socket is. The candle just needs to penetrate the eye, or push it out of the way.

            Anyway, it didn't. The candles are on the outside of her head when she's face down.

            [–]ltdragon 1 point2 points ago

            MYTHBUSTERS!!! they will test anything.

            [–]Kjkoolguy 2 points3 points ago

            Why did I hear glass break when her head got slammed into the cake?

            [–]Smills33 2 points3 points ago

            Sounded more like forks tinkling on plates.

            [–]scumbag-reddit 5 points6 points ago

            But what if, and just bear with me here for a second, the flaming candle thing to the brain really could happen, and the retinas burst into flames, causing a human jack-o-lantern effect?

            [–]PenguinJuice69 12 points13 points ago

            No. Hollywood would've made a movie already.

            [–]Flene 11 points12 points ago

            http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/rv1ko/this_belongs_here/

            [–]PenguinJuice69 3 points4 points ago

            I stand corrected.

            [–]neethak 9 points10 points ago

            Does the kid eating the frosting have a fake hand?

            [–]Ibrahim87 2 points3 points ago

            That's what I have notice also. I thought he/she has a prosthetic hand.

            [–]dog_in_the_vent 8 points9 points ago

            Good God, you can tell that bitch is being really rough with her, but actually hearing it takes it to another level.

            [–]the_trineophobic 5 points6 points ago

            When I first saw this on Youtube, I seriously thought that girl was dead, but near the end she kinda holds her head up. She is obviously conscious.

            [–]littlemonster1618 1 point2 points ago

            Am I really the only one that can tell this is totally staged?

            [–]wish_upon_a_star 3 points4 points ago

            I thought that when I noticed all the candles around the edges and she kind of holds her head up a bit when they lifted her head up towards the end.

            [–]retroshark 21 points22 points ago

            you can hear her breath in really deeply before hitting the cake, like she knew it was coming and had to hold her breath to pull it off.

            [–]Hokuten85 23 points24 points ago

            This could very well be the case... But I've certainly had situations where a candle just doesn't want to go out flames up again, requiring another go at it.

            Meh... might be fake, might not. Entertaining either way tho.

            [–]JeSuisNerd 19 points20 points ago

            Still, it does look as though this would be hard enough to cause nose damage. I was less entertained the more I watched.

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              [–]ddplz 10 points11 points ago

              After blowing out the candles she was breathing in extra air since you know, she just blew out all of her air.

              [–]depotman 3 points4 points ago

              holding your breath before taking a hit = good chance of getting KO'd

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                [–]nvrknowsbest 10 points11 points ago

                Nope, you're not. She was obviously conscious the second time they lifted her head up. She held her head up for a second before putting it down again.

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                  [–]panintegral 0 points1 point ago

                  What's up with the Mexican outfits?

                  [–]falconfetus8 0 points1 point ago

                  Seriously, I can't find the original video anywhere. All I can find are reuploads.

                  [–]mattosbored 0 points1 point ago

                  "fuck this I came here for cake" -the kid the the sombrero

                  [–]ragault 0 points1 point ago

                  I like the kid that doesn't give a shit and eats some damn cake cause his ass is hungry.

                  [–]ScottRTL 0 points1 point ago

                  I like the kid to the right (probably the little brother...?) who is eating cake...

                  [–]kontra5 0 points1 point ago

                  Of course it's her fault for not waking up. Yeah she should stop it right now!

                  [–]98thRedBalloon 0 points1 point ago

                  What bothers me is that her friends are pulling her up by her hair. If it was real, they'd pull her up by her shoulders.

                  [–]fawker[!] 0 points1 point ago

                  Wow, the Mom wasn't there for the candles being blown out? That sounds a little.. unbelievable.

                  [–]pairEnt 0 points1 point ago

                  right before she gets her head slammed into the cake, she takes a deep breath. not sure if staged, or trying to make sure she blew out all the candles.

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                    [–]wichayyywoman 1 point2 points ago

                    Same here. Just saw it on Tosh.0 a couple weeks ago and figured one day I'd see this reposted on reddit and someone would let me know. Still waiting...

                    [–]Darknezz19 3 points4 points ago

                    it's fake. You can see the girl holding her head up for a sec and then setting it back into the cake.

                    [–]homiedude180 1 point2 points ago

                    Have you ever seen a boxer or fighter get knocked out? Have you noticed that some of them, when concussed, put up a bit of a fight against gravity before going down? The body doesn't IMMEDIATELY shut down in all cases.

                    [–]Darknezz19 0 points1 point ago

                    this part was well after she got bonked but other ppl already pointed it out anyway

                    [–][deleted] ago

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                    [–]leebenningfield 11 points12 points ago

                    Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

                    [–]steepleton 1 point2 points ago

                    wow...it's like remembering a dream

                    [–]mrbarry1024 1 point2 points ago

                    It's kind-of CPR.

                    But not.

                    [–]SpazMcMan 22 points23 points ago

                    Her friends are assholes.

                    [–]cheeno 39 points40 points ago

                    http://i.imgur.com/IMKnD.gif

                    [–]AshleysaVelociraptor 15 points16 points ago

                    Every time I see this, I wonder what would of happened if a candle stabbed her in the eye. Yeah... O__o

                    [–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

                    lets stick to downvotes, instead of cake induced asphyxiation

                    [–]roncapa 180 points181 points ago

                    Did she died?

                    [–]Ythapa 82 points83 points ago

                    People die if they are killed

                    [–]Wikkd1 70 points71 points ago

                    They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

                    [–]Sharrakor 8 points9 points ago

                    I like trying to conjugate that.

                    I didn't think it be like it was, but it did.

                    [–]fargin_bastiges 3 points4 points ago

                    I thought it was more like: I didn't think it to be like it was, but it is.

                    [–]Sharrakor 0 points1 point ago

                    Eh, I just did a simple past tense conversion, only keeping "be" in its infinitive form. I'm not sure there's any "right" answer to this sentence.

                    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

                    You may laugh, but it's a valid conceptual insight.

                    [–]ftc08 3 points4 points ago

                    Buzzkill time.

                    "They" in this was almost certainly used in reference to a specific group of people. "People die if Bruce gets killed," and Bruce being some hero guarding people from the evil forces.

                    [–]Sharrakor 2 points3 points ago

                    Actually, "not dying even when they're killed" is a sort of idiom in Japanese. Also, this episode was dealing with the undead. The line after "People died when they are killed" was something along the lines of "It should stay that way."

                    [–]ftc08 1 point2 points ago

                    Not knowing my Japanese idioms, I accept this answer.

                    [–]dishie 109 points110 points ago

                    She ded

                    [–]Streakiest 139 points140 points ago

                    evrtim

                    ...

                    cry

                    [–]bcbudtoker69 63 points64 points ago

                    gooby pls

                    [–]The_Director 27 points28 points ago

                    fak u

                    [–]poloassassin 2 points3 points ago

                    ok

                    [–]bcbudtoker69 38 points39 points ago

                    k

                    FTFY

                    [–]imonlyaman 5 points6 points ago

                    wat.

                    [–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

                    bogs, shat ep

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                      [–]Battletooth 11 points12 points ago

                      I say u she ded.

                      [–]nsoja 9 points10 points ago

                      She dieded

                      FTFY

                      [–]Sublime1996 26 points27 points ago

                      Thank you, Tommy Pickles.

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                        [–]wichayyywoman 1 point2 points ago

                        Ask Yahoo! Answers.

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                          [–]StabilizationAttempt 66 points67 points ago

                          [Stabilized]

                          [Borders filled]

                          (Using VirtualDub with the Deshaker filter/plugin)

                          [–]Untitled_Player 7 points8 points ago

                          What an asshole.

                          [–]fr3shjive 21 points22 points ago*

                          That girl that does the pushing deserves a hard punch to the face.

                          [–]SimilarImage 190 points191 points ago

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                          1 week olsmobile how it feels expecting free karma just because it is my cake day /r/gifs 12 138
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                          [–]Bearheals 28 points29 points ago

                          What are you.

                          [–]sundaysmile 16 points17 points ago

                          The hero we need.

                          [–]tamponlollypops 3 points4 points ago

                          it's a bot... or is it?!

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                              [–]nrml 7 points8 points ago

                              What a fascinating study on primates.

                              [–]goood_one 3 points4 points ago

                              or alternatively

                              [–]joeldavis 2 points3 points ago

                              Are we all going to collectively agree to ignore the fact that apparently this woman has died.

                              [–]CorpseEye 42 points43 points ago

                              Not all cake day posts are bad.

                              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

                              I just downvote them all because I hate the phrase "cake day".

                              [–]Zeeboon 7 points8 points ago

                              I think I see what you did there.

                              [–]jamesneysmith 10 points11 points ago

                              Jesus Christ, what a bitch. Who the fuck does shit like this? This bahaviour always drove me crazy.

                              [–]babychael 2 points3 points ago

                              Hmm...they forgot to take the file out the cake first...

                              [–]divinesleeper 6 points7 points ago

                              What I usually think.

                              [–]hoguemr 12 points13 points ago

                              she got a candle through the eye

                              [–]Pkzor 1 point2 points ago

                              that knife was pretty close

                              [–]lostandfoundat40 1 point2 points ago

                              This epically sucks.

                              Bitch did this to my baby daughter on her birthday, I just about killed her.

                              [–]iKissMySister 0 points1 point ago

                              And then they realize they stabbed her in the eye with an ashy candle

                              [–]i2occo 6 points7 points ago

                              Funny, that is exactly how I felt today when my cakeday cat post was downvoted. It was probably you.

                              [–][deleted] ago

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                              [–]ltdragon 1 point2 points ago

                              hahaha. little brother more worried bout grabbing the cake around her face "its still good!"

                              [–]SOPA_NO 0 points1 point ago

                              She's alive, you can see she slows her descent after they drop her face.

                              [–]GamerMVP24 1 point2 points ago

                              That's how i feel

                              [–]joemasterdebater 2 points3 points ago

                              She is my friend her name is Megan an she goes to shaler she's alive and it's a fake but funny

                              [–]Rebound 1 point2 points ago

                              and and and and and

                              [–]joemasterdebater 0 points1 point ago

                              She no dead

                              [–]wichayyywoman 0 points1 point ago

                              Tell her to come to reddit. We won't bite.

                              [–]joemasterdebater 0 points1 point ago

                              I told her to she then replied with whats reddit

                              [–]Capn_Cook 2 points3 points ago

                              That's a lie!

                              [–]IRSoup 0 points1 point ago

                              Happy birthday death.

                              [–]fearachieved 0 points1 point ago

                              Oh shit did she live!

                              [–]rachapuppie 0 points1 point ago

                              She was so embarrassed she just stayed there out of shame.

                              [–]deweydog90 0 points1 point ago

                              RWJ show us that video

                              [–]AndroidHelp 0 points1 point ago

                              The GIF is just speed up, it's a prank and it was staged. Just watch the video.

                              [–]Largerdanlife1 0 points1 point ago

                              You wanna see a magic trick....?

                              [–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

                              yes please...

                              [–]ilikesweatshirts 0 points1 point ago

                              His heart drops after the third nudge. you ok... Edit: Oh I guess it was a girl prankster, didn't see that coming.

                              [–]AllDueRespect 0 points1 point ago

                              Can't remember the last time I saw one of those, we've improved

                              [–]garythecoconut 0 points1 point ago

                              I feel the same way about post about cake day posts.

                              [–]thereal_me 0 points1 point ago

                              JUST ADMIT IT, YOU HATE HAPPY PEOPLE.

                              [–]netty-machete 0 points1 point ago

                              the force of impact killed her!

                              [–]s123579 0 points1 point ago

                              It looked like she died or something....

                              [–]grovemanjr 0 points1 point ago

                              didn't this chick die or something?

                              [–]egoach 0 points1 point ago

                              twas on barstool, girl on left ate a piece of cake while she died in it

                              [–]Melissapants 0 points1 point ago

                              I've read that she was just knocked out. Nice friend to just keep eating cake through the whole thing.

                              [–]roflhood 0 points1 point ago

                              There is no cake on cake day.

                              [–]arthen78 0 points1 point ago

                              Is this a snuff film?

                              [–]Arkanos 0 points1 point ago

                              I swear if someone does that to me. I'm going to flip cake when I wake up. >;/

                              [–]M83Fan4Life 0 points1 point ago

                              So nice...

                              [–]Matamales 0 points1 point ago

                              that video is faked if you look at the real one the other girl pulls her head up a couple times and one time the caked girl holds her head up

                              [–]Python2k10 0 points1 point ago

                              She never got up...

                              [–]ak47blackjack 0 points1 point ago

                              If my friends did this to me... Oh wait I don't have any friends. Thank McJesus!

                              [–]_Eion_ 0 points1 point ago

                              DEAD?!

                              [–]Childofgilead 0 points1 point ago

                              One does simply not just eat a cake.

                              [–]easyTRASH 0 points1 point ago

                              Don't hurt me...

                              [–]Sabbatai 0 points1 point ago

                              Eyes...candles....

                              Not a good idea... I'd beat the shit out of my best friend for doing something like that.

                              [–]Pwag 0 points1 point ago

                              This isn't funny, that girl died. On her birthday.

                              [–]brohab 0 points1 point ago

                              Why can this account only upvote once?!

                              [–]budperson 0 points1 point ago

                              Face has eyes.

                              Cake has candles.

                              [–]HighSpeed556 0 points1 point ago

                              Wait...so is she dead?

                              [–]broken86 0 points1 point ago

                              Hope they don't mind a little blood and snot in their cake

                              [–]d3ntr0n 0 points1 point ago

                              You definitely get an upvote, and I dont give upvotes very often.

                              [–]TheAvicii 0 points1 point ago

                              Did she... Die?

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