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[–]Obskulum 308 points309 points ago

HULK SMASH... incorrect and unverified sources.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 111 points112 points ago

He gets angry if you don't cite your reference properly in MLA style.

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points ago

I cite in APA, thug life.

[–]krustywazoo 5 points6 points ago

What about in Chicago?

... wait, do people still use Chicago to cite stuff?

[–]I_LICK_CAT_ASSHOLES 8 points9 points ago

Grammar hipsters do.

[–]free_dead_puppy 12 points13 points ago

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science paper citations!

[–]potatobob 6 points7 points ago

bitch!

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 48 points49 points ago

YOLO

[–]Taymerica 2 points3 points ago

APA fo life

[–]SammyYO 3 points4 points ago

Still Ballin'

[–]bendynachos 2 points3 points ago

Chumps. IEEE 4 lyfe.

[–]thenpetersaid 1 point2 points ago

HULK SMASH WIKIPEDIA

[–]De_Angelo 766 points767 points ago

I'll admit it... I've never seen this before and it amuses me fairly well.

[–]mc66a 161 points162 points ago

Thank you for your honesty.

[–][deleted] 290 points291 points ago

I can't believe this is real- the incredulous hulk

[–]AssumeTheFetal 242 points243 points ago

I knew this joke would come around eventually - The Inevitable Hulk

[–][deleted] 146 points147 points ago

Why am the smallest unit of matter? - The indivisible hulk

[–]Osiris32 170 points171 points ago

HULK NEED WOMAN!! - The Insatiable Hulk.

[–][deleted] 182 points183 points ago

I can't believe I tapped that - The Regrettable Hulk

[–]StuporCollider 124 points125 points ago

I hate Jews - The Indefensible Hulk

[–]userSNOTWY 128 points129 points ago

I am really obese - The Incredible Bulk

[–]divinesleeper 91 points92 points ago

Come on guys, it's like you're not even trying anymore! - The Irrefutable Sulk.

[–]thehoody45 69 points70 points ago

IthinkIhavetroublewritingclearly,canyoureadthis? - The Illegible Hulk

[–]YouListening 28 points29 points ago

"Quite, though you can solve your problems by joining my religious sect." -The Indoctrinated Hulk

[–]Sparky42 27 points28 points ago*

I want my scalps - The Inglourious Hulk

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

I'm not going anywhere - The irreplaceable hulk

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

Why do I change colors sometime? - The iridescent Hulk

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

I can do this all night - The indefatigable Hulk!

[–]bretttwarwick 20 points21 points ago

WOW I LOVE COSCO! - The incredible Bulk

[–]PushThatFatKid 23 points24 points ago

I speak for the common man - The Incredible Folk

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

I won't allow it - The inconsiderate Hulk!

[–]yfrag 32 points33 points ago

It has something to do with the sun revolving around the Earth. - The discredited Hulk.

[–]BananasFlambe 11 points12 points ago

Up vote or down?

  • Indecisive Hulk

[–]the_invisible_Hulk 23 points24 points ago

^

[–]r-Reddit 7 points8 points ago

You just made that account.

[–]hold_that_thought 10 points11 points ago

pot meet kettle

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Yeah this one sucks balls - Not the incredible hulk

[–]Dick_Chicken 12 points13 points ago

*Redacted - the Shreddable Hulk.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

How do I turn off green skin? - The irrevocable Hulk

[–]moneymizzlle 7 points8 points ago

Cannabilism is wrong-the inedible hulk

[–]Askura 37 points38 points ago

lol i fort dis wus reali funni

-The Illegible Hulk.

[–]grabmyeye 29 points30 points ago

I can't believe this is eel.

-The Inedible Hulk

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

I can't get this stain out - The indelible hulk

[–]grabmyeye 25 points26 points ago

I fhjj jdhuuhdd iueo.

-The Unintelligible Hulk

[–]dirtsman 16 points17 points ago

I'm going to be with you for awhile -The Indigestible Hulk

[–]Flemer 1 point2 points ago

?

[–]Hypersapien 5 points6 points ago

Someone's never had eel sushi. It's really good.

[–]DrDew00 1 point2 points ago

Eel is my favorite!

[–]WolfInTheField 1 point2 points ago

Picture applies to all of thread. Amazing thread nonetheless.

[–]brandonrandomly 6 points7 points ago

I can't believe you'd forget me. - The Indelible Hulk

[–]Zed_Freshly 1 point2 points ago

"Hulk unable to make physical contact!" - The Intangible Hulk

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 3 points4 points ago

Speaking of honesty, did you really masturbate at work?

[–]red_derp 2 points3 points ago

OMG GeorgeWalkerKush you can't just ask someone if they masturbate at work!

[–]GMD463 1 point2 points ago

"The most believable man of all time!" lmfao. shit is priceless.

[–]icy_dead_people 10 points11 points ago

I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie and have you home by 10:00pm. - The Respectable Hulk

[–]WolfInTheField 2 points3 points ago

I love every single one of the bastards in the thread ensuing.

          - the enjoyable hulk

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

"You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I refuse to believe anyone, even when they use facts and documented sources."

  • The Incredulous Hulk

[–]switch_case 1 point2 points ago

[–]SmileAndNod64 158 points159 points ago

[–]responds_in_verse 79 points80 points ago

The credible hulk, the incredible sulk,
the seminal criminal credible bulk,
the indelible stroke, the electable Polk;
but myself, I prefer the inedible yolk.

[–]smactosh 20 points21 points ago

Whoa, that chicken's balls are huge!

[–]LuxNocte 3 points4 points ago

Whoa, that chick's balls are huge!

Did you really just pass up that golden double entendre?

[–]smactosh 1 point2 points ago

[–]shmeed 32 points33 points ago

what a persistent bloke. If i didn't know any better i'd think this was a joke. perhaps you had a bit too much to smoke?

[–]TheCredibleHulk 2 points3 points ago

RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! STROKE DOES NOT RHYME WITH HULK OR POLK VERY WELL!!!!! cited from www.wikirhymer.com

[–]Veret 2 points3 points ago

Except it does, according to the very source you just linked.

You have registered a rare and valuable novelty account, my friend. With great power comes great responsibility.

Sincerely, the Incredulous Hulk.

[–]WendyLRogers3 1 point2 points ago

You will have a hard time convincing the incredulous hulk.

The incestuous hulk will need to discuss this with his kids, in their room.

The ineffectual hulk neither knows nor cares.

The inscrutable hulk knows the journey of the route of the path.

[–]Kylskap 7 points8 points ago

:C

[–]Sir_Stinkles 3 points4 points ago

It's a hard hulk life out there folks.

[–]REDDIT- 56 points57 points ago

A bit unrelated, but: Public posts are easily searchable, so why even bother censoring the name and profile pic if you leave the "public" icon uncensored?

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 19 points20 points ago

Something about your username

[–]REDDIT- 4 points5 points ago

Hm? What about my username?

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 9 points10 points ago

You know... - how it's not taken and all after 6 years... - how people must have thought "it's probably taken, so I won't try" when they registered... - How cool it actually is to have that username as a brand new user

That kind of something

[–]PapayaJuice 17 points18 points ago

Every time REDDIT- does a post, someone comments on his username. I fear that he is forever trapped in a world of explaining himself. Poor guy.

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, but only the first 10 years or so, after that, everyone's like: nice nick, but the dude registered 10 years ago, when all good usernames were still available.

[–]REDDIT_PLUS 5 points6 points ago

It's made him rather... negative

laugh track

[–]REDDIT- 5 points6 points ago

It's true. =(

[–]REDDIT- 1 point2 points ago

Ah, ok. Just curious. I was kind of amazed when I registered it.

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 2 points3 points ago

Well you won the jackpot alright!

[–]liverandfunyuns 1 point2 points ago

There's a real beautiful poetry to this comment coming from someone named ecky--ptang-zooboing.

[–]hold_that_thought 5 points6 points ago

...and becase of the typo, it is even easier to find

[–]nemoomen 2 points3 points ago

For subset of people who would annoy someone if they saw the name uncensored but don't realize that it's a "public" icon.

Also, censoring name and profile picture abides by the rule of avoiding sharing personal info.

[–]theninjagreg 1 point2 points ago

Especially since the update came from twitter which is meant to be searched and shared

[–]oobey 3 points4 points ago

I'd rather people be overzealous about censoring information that's actually public than to accidentally overlook something that should have stayed private.

[–]REDDIT- 1 point2 points ago

My point is that everyone always censors the name and picture (a good thing), but always fail to remove the public icon. It defeats the purpose of the rule you speak of that's purpose is to keep the individual anonymous.

[–]vsal 39 points40 points ago

[–]becomes_a_cat 21 points22 points ago

So when the credible hunk is not angry, then he becomes irrational? That sounds like a very weird way to live life. I think that it would be better if meow meow meow meow meow

[–]just_saiyan_bro 26 points27 points ago

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 8 points9 points ago

Never does he utter the words "brace yourselves." Ever.

[–]just_saiyan_bro 0 points1 point ago

But it looks like he's bracing himself. Man that was a tough one to figure out.

[–]goddamnbatman617 15 points16 points ago

[–]arsyy 6 points7 points ago

What is this?

[–]midri 19 points20 points ago

She-Hulk, she's a lawyer... Really, she is! She does not even turn into anything else she's just super bad ass and green all the time.

[–]brwilliams 29 points30 points ago

Single She-Hulk lawyer havin lots of sex.

[–]stufff 1 point2 points ago

Weird story: a she-Hulk comic was one of the first things I ever fapped to. She was just so sexy and smart and green.

[–]midri 1 point2 points ago

She-Hulk was the feminist answer to what they did to Wonder-Women in the 70's

(for those wondering, they stripped her of her powers)

[–]usedtowork 14 points15 points ago

You won't like me when you're hungry.

- The Inedible Hulk

[–]SrsSteel 6 points7 points ago

Hulk SMASH some vital facts into this debate.

[–]obvnotlupus 4 points5 points ago

[citation needed]

[–]Drekke1 4 points5 points ago

[–]RossLH 4 points5 points ago

The Incredulous Hulk: "....I did WHAT?! Nah, that cant be right...."

[–]Snugglebug 2 points3 points ago

"becase"

[–]Lisity 4 points5 points ago

Show me your reference page

[–]smith5000 1 point2 points ago

I won't know if this is funny until I have some credible sources telling me so....

[–]brlito 1 point2 points ago

Now we can finally figure out the age-old comic question: does the Hulk use MLA or APA? Or... shudder... Chicago?

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 2 points3 points ago

Fun thing about it... she posted it 6 hours ago on twitter.... with only 1 person tweeting it as if it was their own after her.... since it was posted here an hour ago... already 15 stolen tweets of it.

All you original thinkers out there impress me.

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[–]empw 2 points3 points ago

'THE HUMAN HEAD WEIGHS EIGHT POUNDS' RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Garroch 2 points3 points ago

Heh. My friend is a huge hulk fan, so I made it for him. Got a good laugh.

http://imgur.com/QYE0j

[–]whoa_oh 5 points6 points ago

[–]bamp 1 point2 points ago

HULK SMASH ARGUMENT!

[–]A_Slow_Descent 1 point2 points ago

and here comes the awful hulk puns...

[–]karmus 1 point2 points ago

"You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I will question everything you say and will ultimately be unsatisfied with your responses." - The Incredulous Hulk

[–]molmu 1 point2 points ago

well fuck ,i need glasses and less time in starcraft 2

[–]kidoriko 1 point2 points ago

I prefer Seacrest Hulk

[–]beatfreak101 1 point2 points ago

well the grey hulk is shady

[–]CelebornX 1 point2 points ago

"You won't like me when I'm angry because I taste as bitter as I feel." - The Edible Hulk

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 1 point2 points ago

[–]wankingwalrus 1 point2 points ago

That's a huge bitch

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

You should post this to /r/atheism. You'll get like 10k upvotes.

[–]nojustice 1 point2 points ago

My favorite hulk is umber

[–]chewbaccas_balls 2 points3 points ago

DRUNK HULK is my fave

[–]Atheist_Simon_Haddad 1 point2 points ago

Hulk smashed.

[–]elcucuuuy 2 points3 points ago

Wonder if he uses MLA or APA

[–]srush 2 points3 points ago

[–]LeavesRudeComments 1 point2 points ago

Fuck facts, smash faces!

[–]Thorse 0 points1 point ago

So... is the credible hulk the Gray Hulk or Prof. Hulk?

[–]UpvoteHere 0 points1 point ago

ILikeHistory is The Credible Hulk. :|

[–]megamoose4 0 points1 point ago

I believe him.

[–]jacKofKats 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seen the Apprentice....If you want my honest opinion, I always give you 110%

[–]stopherjj 0 points1 point ago

Did you not document and give credit to your source for irony's sake?

[–]kwalterb 0 points1 point ago

this is so classy.

[–]therealhulkman 0 points1 point ago

 ^ my favorite

[–]I_Am_Chris-001 0 points1 point ago

Nothing makes him angrier than uncited information used to defend an argument.

[–]Mevs 0 points1 point ago

Nearly choked on my pizza.

[–]Soneca 0 points1 point ago

The incredible credible hulk uses accredited credentials.

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

You won't like me when I'm angry. My consistency is gross and my flavor is terrible. - The Inedible Hulk

[–]dbbo 0 points1 point ago

If you had linked to the tweet, I'd have definitely retweeted this.

[–]count_chocula 0 points1 point ago

Do you hear that? That's the sound of 1,651,527 people changing their Facebook statuses.

[–]PaperBlake 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite Hulk.

[–]UNCLE_ZAP 0 points1 point ago

This shows us how little we can trust tthe incredible hulk.

[–]Worlds_Best_Coffee 0 points1 point ago

You ever come up with a joke, believe it's original and then find it on Reddit, screen capped from Facebook to have your dreams completely crushed?

[–]drtide4 0 points1 point ago

[–]QuaereVerumm 0 points1 point ago

I just had a laughing fit at my desk, thanks.

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

Bruce Banter.

[–]ninjamuffin 0 points1 point ago

eCards ಠ_ಠ

[–]scagnut 0 points1 point ago

Wtf I wanted to click the god damn link not be redirected.

[–]Spaturno 0 points1 point ago

Crossposted to /r/atheism.

[–]Mr-Hulk 0 points1 point ago

MR HULK UPVOTE! IS TRUE.

[–]noagendaproducer 0 points1 point ago

This got a smile out of me!

[–]oldsecondhand 0 points1 point ago

Credible Hulk, The Master(de)bater!

[–]epicanis 0 points1 point ago

It'd be funnier if Hulk transformed when he was happy instead of angry.

"Hey, I hear the ice cream truck, I.....HULK LOVE ICE CREAM!" (picks up ice cream truck) "No, wait HappyHulk! I ran out of ice cream already and I'm heading home!" "ICE CREAM MAN NOT HAVE ICE CREAM? THAT MAKE HULK SAD..can't..hold..truck...(squish)".

[–]naturalcauzes 0 points1 point ago

Lol'd on public transport. Cheers to you.

[–]Dr_RonaldErnestPaul 0 points1 point ago

A few years ago my brother and I started a video skit when we were really drunk, and the who basis was around the idea of "the credible hulk" It was a hulk looking creature spitting facts and knowledge. That video never hit youtube thankfully.

[–]Bonkarooni 0 points1 point ago

"You won't like me when i'm angry, because I won't break down neatly into bite sized pieces anymore" The Edible Hulk

[–]bownskie 0 points1 point ago

The upvotes... THEY'RE OVER 4,000!!!!!!

[–]Ratlettuce 0 points1 point ago

You hear that? That's the sound of thousand's of redditor's facebook statuses changing.

[–]felcatstevens 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to see it but there's a big blob in the way with eCards belong in /r/ecards in the way

[–]canadianwombat 0 points1 point ago

Perfect execution... and sticks the punchline.

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[–]dd99 1 point2 points ago

You know what is so wild about Noam Chomsky is that I remember him as an author in some college class I took . . . and I graduated from college in 1976. It is incredible that he is still out there, still writing, and still fighting.

[–]Capappy 0 points1 point ago

best kinda hulk

[–]Simpae 0 points1 point ago

Is that a short joke?

[–]the_sam_ryan 0 points1 point ago

Everyone's favorite Hulk.

[–]trader_monthly 0 points1 point ago

[–]cleardrake 0 points1 point ago

He's big, but within reason.

[–]actuallydolan 0 points1 point ago

[–]Imcooleronreddit 0 points1 point ago

This thread completes me. <3

[–]monkey3 0 points1 point ago

well, it happened... I found something in /r/funny laugh out loud funny.

[–]Quiznasty 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, whoever this is missed out on so many followers by having his stuff blacked out

[–]LambastingFrog 0 points1 point ago

We didn't like him when he's Ang Lee.

[–]beckova23 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious!

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

" HULK SMASH..your underdeveloped argument.!!!"

[–]The_Drumber 0 points1 point ago

[–]Spo8 0 points1 point ago

"I can't even believe you just said that to me." - The Incredulous Hulk

[–]scartol 0 points1 point ago

This is the greatest thing I've seen in weeks. Thank you!

[–]avariciousarsonist 0 points1 point ago

"I can't believe you're making me angry!" - The Incredulous Hulk

[–]acemasterke406 0 points1 point ago

I must say, from the comments on this post, I've learned more words today that start with an "I" than my combined 4 years of English!

[–]Literal_Answers 0 points1 point ago

This Hulk is credible.

[–]Baxlax 0 points1 point ago

Because*

[–]Cee_Lo 0 points1 point ago

"Shit, I pissed my pants again" - The Incontinent Hulk

[–]Suddenly_Busey 0 points1 point ago

[–]lilleborik 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling this might actually be about Chuck Norris.

[–]not_an_option 0 points1 point ago

Once upon a time, a man joined Twitter. This poor man wanted his identity kept secret... How sad. The End.

[–]stylishbogart 0 points1 point ago

who's your favorite hulk? who's your favorite hulk? me am, me am

[–]itsAmeMorio 0 points1 point ago

.

[–]Thrawny183 0 points1 point ago

Nothing can compare to Hulkpool.

[–]thepurplewombat 0 points1 point ago

Now all the Credible Hulk has to do is work on spelling, Because.

[–]SinfonianOAEU 0 points1 point ago

I will be shamelessly using this line future debates.

[–]modix 0 points1 point ago

Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage —
Mr. Furious: Your rage will become your master? That's what you were gonna say, right? Right?

[–]ApexWrecks 0 points1 point ago

I always saw Drunk Hulk as being the best!