Time spent in the shower

matty_cee · 9 months

I think the large part of the pie should be green AND pink.

andrewperon · 9 months

shit I thought I was the only one who had imaginary arguments in my head in the shower... mind=blown.

wackywiener · 9 months

You're either really good at masturbating or really bad at arguing.

BradC · 9 months

I think you got the blue and green mixed up (at least for me.)

surrealasm_atwork · 9 months

Found this to be Highly Accurate, with half of the pink spent reciting songs I don't really know all the words to.

L_Blunt · 9 months

I havnt masturbated in the shower in many years. I was completely unaware that others have imaginary arguments tho. Thought I was the only one.

astanzo9 · 9 months

i totally day dream and have imaginary arguments in the shower all the time. 15 min daydreaming 5 minutes actually washing myself

ableskittle · 9 months

Ever heard of multitasking?

ak47blackjack · 9 months

Sometimes reddit hits the nail right on the head.

Acid-Trip · 9 months

I do all at the same time.

Use soap instead of lotion.

funny