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[–]sayburr2010 25 points26 points ago

This is missing boobs.

[–]iNinjaMan[!] 6 points7 points ago

And NPH.. You can't forget the NPH on reddit.

[–]sayburr2010 1 point2 points ago

You're a smart man.

[–]Jaddmaster 1 point2 points ago

I've got it. Put boobs on the cat, with NPH between the boobs.

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

And RPG

[–]TheFartBall[S] -1 points0 points ago

But what if boobs was missing this?

[–]onandonymous 25 points26 points ago

Boy, am I glad you posted this in /r/funny, because this sure is hilarious!

[–]Priceisntright 6 points7 points ago

i feel like this is more tumblr than it is reddit. Also I'm afraid of what the 4chan version would look like.

[–]MNREDR 0 points1 point ago

Tumblr bitches be crazy 'bout their Nutella.

[–]randomintandem 12 points13 points ago

It's missing Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[–]MakesShitUp4Fun 3 points4 points ago

And Neil Patrick Harris.

[–]randomintandem 9 points10 points ago

I think if both Neils took a picture together holding a kitten, Reddit would implode.

[–]VulpesAbnocto 2 points3 points ago

A kitten covered in sriracha sauce.

[–]mitchell209 2 points3 points ago

Dipped in Nutella and wrapped in bacon. Never forget the bacon.

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[–]namtrix 3 points4 points ago

No homo.

[–]BudMoore1234 0 points1 point ago

I would become homo just to do this.

[–]JKELL 0 points1 point ago

And a hatred for Republicans.

[–]mccune68 5 points6 points ago

Quick, someone put more things on this picture and submit it as "No, THIS is how Reddit works [FIXED]"! Because this shit is HILARIOUS!

[–]TumorPizza 1 point2 points ago

Missing the [Fixed].

[–]blaheh 1 point2 points ago

where are the reposts?

[–]ligerpotumus 1 point2 points ago

officially my desktop image

[–]whitmell 4 points5 points ago

came for the cat, stayed for the Nutella

[–]HellzillaQ 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget the Sriracha!

[–]marvelwall 1 point2 points ago

I want this on a t-shirt.

[–]raneff 3 points4 points ago

Do I have a problem if I set this as my computer wallpaper?

[–]AllDizzle[!] 0 points1 point ago

The only thing left in this picture that's apart of popular discussion is cats and space.

The rest were just fads.

[–]darkematta -1 points0 points ago

where do people talk about space except r/spacedicks I want to go there

[–]AllDizzle[!] -1 points0 points ago

99% of quotes posted on atheism have a space background.

[–]vitey15 0 points1 point ago

Nothing is sexier than Nutella with the golden seal completely taken off.

[–]tyktranquilizer 0 points1 point ago

you forgot gabe!

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

needs some ron paul sneaking around

[–]TheImmenseFence 0 points1 point ago

So Reddit enjoys Nazi Cats now?

[–]Maezren 0 points1 point ago

This...is my new work wallpaper. Let's see how long it takes for someone to comment on it.

[–]YOitzODELLE 0 points1 point ago

Nutella? Does this look 9gag to you?

[–]itchychinrub 0 points1 point ago

Nutella... fuck! I need it!!!!!

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

This appears to be missing breasts...

[–]uaoleksiy 0 points1 point ago

thank you for a new wallpaper

[–]AwesomeAni 0 points1 point ago

To forgot boobs

[–]ihatepoops 0 points1 point ago

This picture portrays everything i love about life.

[–]10007638 0 points1 point ago

Where are the boobs!

[–]nallen31 0 points1 point ago

You're off to the front page

[–]saliyuda 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget portal, neil degrasse tyson, carl sagan, rick santorum, SOPA.

[–]candy-ass69 0 points1 point ago

/r/trees you mean

[–]TheGlade3 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say something about boobs, and maybe atheism.

[–]caligronk 1 point2 points ago

You may be hiding your face, but I can still wank to your mom.

[–]Greensheep08 1 point2 points ago

Where are all the spacedicks?

[–]jerisho 1 point2 points ago

Where is the cosplay?

[–]Spr09 1 point2 points ago

I love all the free backgrounds that people give me!

[–]RyMarquez5 1 point2 points ago

The narwhal. IS NOT BACONING!

[–]onizaru 1 point2 points ago

it isn't midnight. The cat bacon's around ten pm est. Or whenever. Cats don't give a shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this and Fuck you.

[–]TheFartBall[S] 0 points1 point ago

Why be that way?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Because you're a karma whore. [Fixed], 'No THIS is how..blah blah', or any type of fucking post that refers to another post should all be contained in the comments of the original post.

Otherwise the front page of reddit gets crapped up with stupid [Fixed] style posts (and that is exactly what this post is). Its retarded and so is your face. Just put it in comments instead of fucking up the website for meaningless internet points.

Dumbass.

[–]TheFartBall[S] -1 points0 points ago

Its retarded and so is your face.

I realized you were just a fail troll.

[–]REDDIT- 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else experiencing anxiety from the cat getting hair all over the delicious bacon?

[–]raneff 0 points1 point ago

Needs more nyan.

[–]DownvotingRoman_ 0 points1 point ago

Now I have to try Nutella on bacon.

[–]bruuuu 0 points1 point ago

My new wallpaper. Thank you!

[–]physics_deez_nuts 0 points1 point ago

No Sriracha?

[–]Station1337 -1 points0 points ago

Narwhals are fucking stupid, they are a shitty animal.

[–]creamsoda1 -1 points0 points ago

Needs more cat.

[–]agentsirus -1 points0 points ago

"The Narwhal bacons at midnight whilst the kitten fluffs the titties of the lovely Christina Hendrix as Neil Patrick and Neil deGrasse mold Nutella into a statue of Teddy Roosevelt, who reads random passages from Wikipedia while Firefly DVDs play in the background."

And... scene.

[–]ccjjallday -1 points0 points ago

How the balls can you forget SRIRACHA

[–]hutihati -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for Nutella!

[–]evilcheerio -1 points0 points ago

I'm expecting a space dick version to be out next

[–]mrkiplingsbrother -1 points0 points ago

You seem to have forgotten rediculously photogenic guy but you can still have an upvote for nutella.

[–]Drybones5 -1 points0 points ago

That Nutella hasn't been touched, impossible

[–]killstructo -1 points0 points ago

I tried nuttella because of reddit and came to the conclusion that peanut butter is better.

[–]brandonm1807 -1 points0 points ago

Where are the tits?

[–]Dwarf_Planet11 -4 points-3 points ago

Try hard much?

[–]DCMak -2 points-1 points ago

Nutella and Narwhals are now just memories on Reddit.

[–]divinesleeper -2 points-1 points ago

Only if the cat is an atheist.

[–]Zipwang5555 -3 points-2 points ago

Very nearly nutshell.

[–]Sarahkate2233 -3 points-2 points ago

If RPG was in there it would be perfection c:

[–]bitchpotatobunny -3 points-2 points ago

You forgot the boobs.

[–]shadokishi -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck yeah nutella! Makes up for lack of boobs.

[–]Sharkpool -3 points-2 points ago

I espacially like that he took the old picture off the first post