If I was RD marketing, I'd go at it much harder than that. I'd settle for nothing less than being allowed to Grand Marshall a parade of RealDolls that have been rigged to march through every major city in the country. I'd stop at each corner and stage elaborate musical numbers to remind men and women what an annoying pain in the ass their respective partners are, and don't you just want someone to just sit there and shut up? Plus, look at how big their boobies/wieners are! We can customize that! Want them unreasonably large or small? No problem. Multiple sexual organs? Why not? We can even put them in unusual places! Finally you can say "bitch get on the bed I'm going to fuck you in the ear", and really mean it! You can recreate all your favorite scenes from The Amazing Cosmic Awareness of Duffy Moon! Cut down your commute time by taking the car pool lane! Learn to throw your voice and use the doll to make socially inappropriate but hilarious jokes at parties! Lean your RealDoll against a door for an effective door-stop. Their breasts can be used as a pillow for small children or pets. Their detachable dong makes a great beverage stirrer. Door hinges creaking? A little plastic-vagina-synthetic-sex-lubricant will clear that right up! Yes sir or mam a RealDoll is something every real home needs!