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[–]cpbobby 11 points12 points ago

in case people has forgotten: http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

[–]fsckit 16 points17 points ago

Kitler is the word you're looking for.

[–]sinfulcolors 1 point2 points ago

Heil Kitler!

[–]snegtul 2 points3 points ago

Ja whol mein Catmondant!

[–]st0pmakings3ns3 0 points1 point ago

I am still waiting for a Meow Tse Tung to come along

[–]fsckit 1 point2 points ago

It'd still be Mao. Mao is Chinese for cat(and meow).

(god I'm interesting)

[–]Proditus 5 points6 points ago

[–]Boniqs 3 points4 points ago

If I had a nickel for every time I have seen this before, I'd buy Poland myself.

[–]senseibilly 5 points6 points ago

You can has downvote

[–]DesolationRow 3 points4 points ago

Meow Hitler!

[–]HoldMaahDick[S] 3 points4 points ago

holocats

[–]DesolationRow 2 points3 points ago

Run Fievel Mousekewitzes!!!

[–]thelonerangers 1 point2 points ago

Logged in just to upvote this "An American Tail" reference.

[–]DesolationRow 0 points1 point ago

Haha I'm so glad people got it. Jewish mice seed like such a perfect answer to a hitler cat

[–]ZayneD 4 points5 points ago

Yes, mein puhrer!

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[–]OmniaII 2 points3 points ago

That's why I provided the mini link...

And here's another with even more...

  

  

ProTip: if you didn't create it, reddit has seen it.

[–]Negus-in-Paris 1 point2 points ago

*raises hand

Is it also true that i can't upvote this more than once?

[–]OmniaII 2 points3 points ago

No...   

You can make many many accounts and upvote that many...   

Also you can upvote over and over, but every other one takes away the first one so technically you can click the upvote arrow as many times as you wish, but it only counts twice.

[–]Pure_Blisco 1 point2 points ago

Adolf whisker?

[–]Purp1e 1 point2 points ago

He is Fürher-ier than I expected

[–]ihsv69 1 point2 points ago

This has been on the internet for years...

[–]Negus-in-Paris 1 point2 points ago

[–]HoldMaahDick[S] 1 point2 points ago

Mein Kat

[–]Unbroken_Circle -1 points0 points ago

I've seen a ton of nazi puns on reddit and else, read a lot of hipster hitler, and seen a lot of just general nazi jokes. But I think it just hit me how disgusting it all is. I simply no longer find it funny to make light of one of the greatest acts of mindless killing of human history that left the world scarred til this day. So thanks I guess, and I hope you take into consideration what it is you're actually doing by referencing Hitler.

That being said, I appreciate your username.

[–]HoldMaahDick[S] 0 points1 point ago

Cmon' it's been 50 years, we can joke about it now.

[–]Unbroken_Circle -1 points0 points ago

It's not even that. I don't think there's some time limit to when things become distasteful to joke about. If as a society we deem genocide wrong- then it's always wrong, regardless of when. I don't know, that's my view you're free to have yours, obviously. I just commented because I had never given the matter much thought when I was joking. Connecting the atrocities to the jokes really took the life out of it.

Also it's been a solid 70 + years

[–]copyandpasta 0 points1 point ago

If the holocaust hadn't happened the jews would still be oppressed as they were in europe for the previous 1945 years. Only after the high death toll did the Catholic church/pope feel the jews had paid for turning jesus over to the romans to die, and called an end to their civil inequalities. Not saying they should thank them, but the quality of life experienced today by jews today could never have been dreamed by jews pre WWII

[–]Unbroken_Circle -1 points0 points ago

That's like saying the only way that blacks in america could acquire civil rights was through an extermination of most of their race. Things change, and antisemitism in Europe has decreased a lot, not because jews were persecuted, but because people became more aware of cultures around them in the post colonial era. I won't buy the claim that without the holocaust jews would have stayed an inferior class, that's ridiculous and completely without evidence.

[–]copyandpasta 0 points1 point ago

They weren't being handled as a class. Jews were seen as an inferior race, supporting bolshevism and seen as the cause to the economic crisis in Germany after WWI. The Jim Crow laws in America were peeled away layer by layer after African American involvement in WWII and liberating the camps was seen by the home front. So by the same token, the holocaust helped blacks acquire more rights in America.

[–]Timmac 0 points1 point ago

AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH MASS GENOCIDE

[–]thuhnc 0 points1 point ago

Hitler cat! You know you're not allowed on the Russia!

[–]NoVaGuy 0 points1 point ago

Not funny, never was funny, never will be.

[–]Tron-Gorf 0 points1 point ago

I can has genocide?

[–]NoMaybeWellYeah 0 points1 point ago

I feel like Hitler ruined a great mustache

[–]Doogragoo 0 points1 point ago

Naah I don't think it'd be a good idea for you to take Poland. A few people might get angry. But I don't think France will care if you crash there...

[–]PeskyCanadian 0 points1 point ago

upvote because of cat or downvote hitter?