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[–]cincy_rob 40 points41 points ago

Its like a game of Whack-A-Mole that we refuse to play.

[–]Special_Redditor 27 points28 points ago

It's like rain on your wedding day.

[–]GeneralWarts 8 points9 points ago

It's like ten thousand SAPs when all you needed was an RPG.

[–]twitchMAC17 3 points4 points ago

It's a free ride.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 6 points7 points ago

When you're already there.

[–]booooooooooooosh 1 point2 points ago

It's the good advice.

[–]ratdude 11 points12 points ago

when all you need is a knife

[–]Static_xxx420 10 points11 points ago

I hate all of you right now...

[–]bubba18sar 0 points1 point ago

Well, Isn't this nice.

[–]JehovahsFitness 0 points1 point ago

It's like rain on your wedding day.

[–]cincy_rob 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. It started again.

[–]NotVerySmarts 2 points3 points ago

Don't date Dave Coulier.

[–]hafgrimm -1 points0 points ago

Been there. Done that. Was outdoor wedding... Should have taken the hint and walked away right then....

[–]James_Bong 4 points5 points ago

You mean Whack-a-Kitty don't ya?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

Surely you meant cat juggling

[–]POSTS_GIFS 66 points67 points ago

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[–]obvious_stroll 20 points21 points ago

Has gag-reflex? i'll pass.

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[–]aelzeiny 3 points4 points ago

With the 2nd comment deleted, this is hard to follow

[–]sevet 2 points3 points ago

"Son, They gonna beat on your White ass like it was a Rented Mule."

[–]SlasherPunk 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]spambat 1 point2 points ago

Toddlers and Tiara's

[–]Pjoden 12 points13 points ago

This is so meta.

[–]twitchMAC17 4 points5 points ago

This is so Abed.

[–]ameech14 2 points3 points ago

Again, reddit proves I have no original thoughts.

[–]John_Redcorn126 5 points6 points ago

I know that feel bro, the internet tends to swiftly stamp out the idea that you're a unique, special little flower.

[–]RoflCopter4 2 points3 points ago

This is just a stupid way of saying "this!!!!11"

[–]Nosen 8 points9 points ago

No, "this!!!!11" is a stupid way to say "Again, reddit proves I have no original thoughts."

[–]big_gay_bear 0 points1 point ago

Yeah cuz, I get that, the internet will quickly crush the delusion that you are a special snowflake, unlike any other.

[–]Anesthesiakk 5 points6 points ago

Don't know if I should upvote for talking about downvoting all cats.. or downvote for use of cat gif..

[–]jagpunk86 2 points3 points ago

It's funny because you still used a kitten to get to the top. Damn the system.

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 19 points20 points ago

Someone needs to organize an "anti-cat day" on reddit, where all new cat posts get downvoted on principal. Try to send the message that we love cats, but posting (and re-posting) just any old cat for free karma wont fly anymore.

(It'll never work.)

[–]DivineAna 13 points14 points ago

I downvote cats on principle on a daily basis. Someone's got to keep the fight alive.

[–]CynicalTyler 5 points6 points ago

Hitler. Stalin. Pol Pot. DivineAna.

[–]reddie313 0 points1 point ago

That got a good belly laugh from me haha

[–]jvardrake 0 points1 point ago*

A fellow brother/sister in arms. I salute you.

I even go as far as to use RES to tag all the offenders as "cat pic tard". If someone who is already tagged shows up again, they get relabeled "cat pic tard (repeat offender)", and their "vote weight" gets adjusted accordingly.

If anyone is interested/amused, I also have labels for "nintentards" (the ones who sh#t up /r/gaming with endless pictures of Mario and Link, or pictures of a SNES they found in their garage), and "polititards" (the idiots who have to post political stuff e v e r y w h e r e).

[–]mqduck -1 points0 points ago

You sound like a joy to be around.

[–]rainytig1 1 point2 points ago

That organizer would be silent banned once his thread went live.

[–]bakuretsu 1 point2 points ago

Didn't they do that to protest SOPA?

Edit: No, wait, the screen was black on purpose. I thought they just removed all the cat posts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

Okay, so what we really need to do is find some intellectuals on Reddit.

Wait a second...

[–]Urban_Savage 0 points1 point ago

You could get everyone who reads posts, submits comments, and follows trends to do this, and it still would fail. The horde votes and the horde votes, and nothing can change that.

[–]edgeman4 0 points1 point ago

Just for that I'm gonna post a pic of my cat, who just happens to be any old cat, just to prove this will always fly on Reddit.

[–]sailawaysail 12 points13 points ago

Reddit has made me despise cats

[–]aDrunkPirate 0 points1 point ago

I down vote all pet pictures. I don't discriminate.

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[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

[–]Daduck 1 point2 points ago

I'm confused as to whether I should up or downvote this post.

[–]amb_e 1 point2 points ago

dogs too!

[–]turnleftdale 1 point2 points ago

gifbin == automatic downvote

[–]nizzleone 3 points4 points ago

why didn't i think of downvoting cats earlier. fuck cats.

[–]Pannekoek 1 point2 points ago

I only downvote NSFW labelled "My little pony" posts ...

[–]MrMagoo22 5 points6 points ago

That subreddit really needs its own spoiler tag. It recoded the NSFW tag as a spoiler tag within the subreddit to prevent thumbnail spoilers when new episodes come out, but then when those posts make it out of the subreddit they show up as NSFW.

[–]Kugelfische03 4 points5 points ago

Reddit needs a spoiler label.

[–]Sharrakor 1 point2 points ago

Ze spoilers, they do not work when you view new messages!

Although, one subreddit I frequent has a different spoiler format that actually does work in new messages...

[–]Gangreless 3 points4 points ago

...why? They use the NSFW label to tag content that may contain spoilers.

[–]Pannekoek -1 points0 points ago

It's a cartoon with brightly colored talking ponies, not an episode of "murder she wrote".

[–]mlbontbs87 3 points4 points ago

I appreciate you thinking about downvoting cats, but since your post still prominently features cats, you've got my downvote

[–]HyZerboy 9 points10 points ago

Cats suck!

[–]ratdude -2 points-1 points ago

i hate them

[–]Kitty_McBitty 0 points1 point ago

We hate you

[–]Ninjacow816 3 points4 points ago

Needless to say... I down voted.

[–]xenoposeidon 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if upvote for kitten, or downvote for kitten hate...

[–]TurtleMufasa 1 point2 points ago

My post of cats got downvoted :(

[–]Arx0s 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for reuniting me with my favorite kitten gif

[–]GotHat 1 point2 points ago

Thing with cat, downvoted.

[–]Gyrolin 0 points1 point ago

IT'S GOATSEE. CHECK HIS RINGS.

[–]downvote-cats 0 points1 point ago

It's a ruff life...

[–]MadMikeLove 0 points1 point ago

I was so close to downvoting. Then I saw the cat and died.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

so true.

[–]Downhilldude 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]nichtus 0 points1 point ago

it made my depressed girlfriend smile. thank you. :)

[–]djinn71 0 points1 point ago

Expected another arrested development .gif Kittens have again saved the day from a repost! < Headline

[–]bcbudtoker69 0 points1 point ago

Use the power of "ZJZJZJZJZJ", my friend

[–]Joshditch89 0 points1 point ago

Repost of a repost of a repost.... of me saying this is a repost of other peoples reposting of complaints over it being a repost..... for the guy above and below me that are going to say this was a repost and complain about me saying it was a repost..... repostception <repost

[–]bakuretsu 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, I must downvote this.

Please take my downvote as a symbol of support.

[–]Marples 0 points1 point ago

I firmly believe that eventually my down-votes will make a difference

[–]MynameisB 0 points1 point ago

After clicking on it, I got a broken image. Did Reddit just break the link to support cats? I smell a conspiracy.

[–]CatsAreFurry 0 points1 point ago

Cats are furry.

[–]fauxcon 0 points1 point ago*

This will be buried in the vast sea of comments, but you just got me a cute italian girls number. I thank ye kindly good sir.

Edit : bombshellblonde27 you may also be female in fact, in light of this situation, I thank ye kindly madam.

[–]a_lonely_schizo 0 points1 point ago

got me a cat once. he was a goddamn republican, so i had to hit the high road. worst roommate ya ever could have had. didn't even clean the doormat when my mother came to visit. stepped on his tail and he showed me the real meanin of christmas.

[–]no_cat_pics 0 points1 point ago

Feel my pain.

[–]fick_Dich 0 points1 point ago

down-vote on principle, even though i lol'd

[–]end42 0 points1 point ago

[–]saliyuda 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me, i need to get my own cat.

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

For hover zoom here I hope.

[–]Tuskuul -1 points0 points ago

i posted my cat and got nuthing =( i has a sad ._. upkitten for you.

[–]mrcloudies 0 points1 point ago

Can't do it dude, the cats took over the internet long ago, near the dawn of the web itself.

We are powerless against their cute cuddlyness.

[–]anoobitch 0 points1 point ago

I support your campaign. here have a downvote.

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

WHAT, Why would you ever try to downvote cats in the first place?

[–]link287 0 points1 point ago

This is like my 3rd favorite gif, that gets reposted 20,000 times

[–]darthbone 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen it, which makes me decide that you're lying, or from the future.

[–]link287 0 points1 point ago

Shit I've been found out! Back to the car Doc!

[–]Gangreless 0 points1 point ago

Top 3 fave gifs, and I can't decide the order: This one, that one with the pug going ape shit in the chair until his owner comes back in the room, and the one with the momma cat and kitten where the kitten looks like it's having a bad dream and momma reaches out and pulls it in for snuggles.

[–]link287 0 points1 point ago

This one, The "whack a kitten", and the pooping elmo, in reverse order

[–]Gangreless 1 point2 points ago

I have not seen the pooping elmo gif and youtube gives me freaking weird results.

[–]Gangreless 1 point2 points ago

Lol, I have seen that one, those eyes

[–]Mersod 0 points1 point ago

This is just disgustingly cute. Ugh.

[–]davidjon88 0 points1 point ago

can someone who knows how to make gifs, once this clip has finished, mirror it (flip horizontally..), and play it through again.. then it will be never ending!!

[–]Downvote_All_Cats 0 points1 point ago

I often run into this problem.

[–]haikus_for_yous -4 points-3 points ago

  • Reddit loves felines
  • Reddit loves posts about cats
  • We get it, stop now

[–]twitchMAC17 3 points4 points ago

Preeeettty sure that's exactly what OP is saying with this post.

[–]haikus_for_yous -2 points-1 points ago

  • Of course it is, duh
  • BOOP BOOP BOOP cat pops back up
  • It's so cute! Upvote!

[–]Emptyspiral19 -1 points0 points ago

Fucking cute.

[–]christoforever -1 points0 points ago

Brilliant

[–]CheezeburgerTroll -1 points0 points ago

You can't downvote all the cats. They are one. The are Legion

[–]Gangreless 1 point2 points ago

Legion died in my game :(

[–]The_Determinator 0 points1 point ago

Y... you murderer! For shame.

[–]Gangreless 1 point2 points ago

But, but, it was for the good of the Geth! I got them on my side!

edit: And shortly after Tali committed suicide because she couldn't get the Quarian fleet to stop attacking Geth :/

[–]Eviscerati -1 points0 points ago

Now get eight more of them, arrange them in a grid, and give me a large hammer.

[–]Pav0n -2 points-1 points ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO DOWN VOTE KITTIES! that's like murdering a baby

[–]Hiphoppington -2 points-1 points ago

I tried. I couldn't.

[–]The_Determinator 1 point2 points ago

I could.

[–]nahojjjen -5 points-4 points ago

I'm afraid I upvote all cats... I don't know why...

[–]rafash10n 0 points1 point ago

[–]wingfire 1 point2 points ago

Thankfully I'm not rolling or I would be petting my phone right now after looking at that

[–]DarkCreed17 -1 points0 points ago

damn its impossible

[–]Kevinsense -1 points0 points ago

Hating cats makes me stronger.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit- -3 points-2 points ago

I don't even really like cats and I still couldn't downvote the little guy.

[–]eyecite -4 points-3 points ago

This motherfucking .gif is so god damn fucking adorable, it's ridiculous.

[–]333kyary -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Mirage84 -2 points-1 points ago

I am torn between upvoting because kitten and downvoting because you talked about downvoting a cat post.