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[–]mynamejesse1334 7 points8 points ago

This is how reddit works, right?

FTFY

[–]Jesterfellah 4 points5 points ago

You've forgotten Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

[–]elmntguy12 10 points11 points ago

Missing boobs

[–]Kijad 1 point2 points ago

...or just Sagan now.

[–]dwblind22 1 point2 points ago

Good but it is still missing narwhal's, unicorn's, and pony's.

[–]AdamSharman 25 points26 points ago

And correct use of apostrophes...

[–]dwblind22 1 point2 points ago

Coo'l than'ks for tell'ing me, I alw'ays get confuse'd whe're to pu't the'm.

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[–]Rag3Muffin 1 point2 points ago

narwhals, unicorns, and ponies

[–]elmntguy12 0 points1 point ago

have all my upvotes

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

You've still left out narwhals and the 4chan screenshots!

[–]DavidLeeGoth -2 points-1 points ago

The fprce is strong with this one.

[–]Kijad 1 point2 points ago

Missing Sagan and boobs.

[–]doomtaco -1 points0 points ago

And narwhals

[–]wish_I_Had_A_Beard -1 points0 points ago

and a horn

[–]Kaidaan 4 points5 points ago

pretty much, yeah.

[–]NotOfRedditHiveMind -3 points-2 points ago

I am NotOfRedditHiveMind and I approve this message.

[–]SynxS- 1 point2 points ago

Wrong.

[–]dalimadness 1 point2 points ago

Mmmmm, bacon!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Make that candied bacon and you got it.

[–]chrisstout 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yea candied bacon!

[–]mowgley 1 point2 points ago

Yes! reddit is a cult of bacon eating pussy enthusiasts.

[–]hskiel4_12 1 point2 points ago

still need a famous scientist, like Sagan, Tyson or Dawkins. 8/10

[–]umphish41 1 point2 points ago

i've posted this picture 3 times and got but 3 upvots.

fuck you, sir.

[–]MrMagoo22[S] 0 points1 point ago

Its all about timing.

Or honestly I have no idea how it works, I posted this thing at like 3 AM last night and people ate it up.

[–]MyEvilDucky 0 points1 point ago

I've been here for a little while now, and, um, yes. Yes.

[–]thegreatmisdirector 0 points1 point ago

I'm predicting great things for this post.

[–]Alakadurr 0 points1 point ago

You've got it all wrong. The universe rests on the cats head, the cat stands on the bacon which is on another cats head whom is standing on another strip of bacon and so on.

[–]chambow 0 points1 point ago

Its how the world works my friend

[–]cincy_rob 0 points1 point ago

Stellar Pussy, OP. Just stellar.

[–]sketchybot_3000 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck no. A certain percentage will find their comfort zones with cats and bacon and stay there; a large percentage will shrug and just roll on and eventually fetishize new things; and new people will swarm the place and generally change and further dumberize the overall tone.

It's always a new reddit in the morning.

[–]BDSavior 0 points1 point ago

I love space bacon

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

There is a distinct lack of narwhals.

[–]eirttik23 0 points1 point ago

[–]whitmell 0 points1 point ago

Needs more NDT

[–]grovemanjr 0 points1 point ago

if there was a narwall with some tits on it, this would be reddit

[–]adamdh 0 points1 point ago

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

You forgoot tits

[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

cats, get it? hyuck hyuck.

[–]Artha_SC 0 points1 point ago

Also need Carl Sagan and fake facebook post about Christians being stupid.

[–]VLDT 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the [insert gripe here] STARFUCKER!!

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

It'll work when it's reposted in three weeks.

[–]caramelcorns 0 points1 point ago

What, no ridiculously photogenic guy?

[–]I_RECTIFY_GRAMMAR 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, this is a repost.

[–]Opinionated_Cow 0 points1 point ago

Where's the quote from NDT?

[–]ilovegeorgebush 0 points1 point ago

No, it doesn't work. The whole system is broken.

[–]acebandit777 0 points1 point ago

sigh....here is an upvote

[–]revue_2022 0 points1 point ago

Wait, when did we stop doing narwhals?

[–]IllusionsMichael 0 points1 point ago

Where's Neil Degrasse Tyson?

[–]SteveC4815 0 points1 point ago

The cat should be reaching up to shake Sagan's or NDT's hand, and you got it.

[–]I_shouldnt_register 0 points1 point ago

So it's space, bacon, and nazi cats ?

[–]sepp_omek 0 points1 point ago

nailed it. upvote.

[–]Malignant_Mallard 0 points1 point ago

Kids, that's how I met my desktop background

[–]futureisscrupulous 0 points1 point ago

The cat needs to have boobs and a narwhal horn while holding "The God Delusion."

[–]TheOmnipotentPilot 0 points1 point ago

[–]jmad202 0 points1 point ago

You forgot about the quote from some one like Louis CK or Carl Sagan.

[–]zavage300 0 points1 point ago

you should also give him an theist shirt

[–]StrawberrieDream 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the Narwhal.

[–]mattj7 0 points1 point ago

"This is how reddit works, right?"

"Yes"

[–]skryb 0 points1 point ago

A repost of a cat flying on bacon through space?

Yes, this is how reddit works.

[–]thethingofcreepy 0 points1 point ago

You forgot to put Neil DeGrasse Tyson's face in the cosmos

[–]pedrote 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I tried this once. Reddit hated it :(

[–]jambolino23 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]elise450 0 points1 point ago

I love this so

[–]ZombieParadigm 0 points1 point ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE!

[–]DavidLeeGoth -1 points0 points ago

Straight to the front page with you.

[–]blackbright -1 points0 points ago

Apparently, congratulations you are cancer.

[–]5HAK -2 points-1 points ago

redditor for 9 months

You tell me.

[–]Flapjack_ -2 points-1 points ago

This isn't funny. You missed /r/pics