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[–]Krankenflegel 56 points57 points ago

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Iirc, it was an viral ad from Bulldog Internet Security... but nevertheless it's damn funny!

[–]SmilinBob82 139 points140 points ago

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Funny, but obviously fake.

[–]401vs401 35 points36 points ago

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Looks like it could be some sort of ad.

[–]Nereosis 19 points20 points ago

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I thought it was obvious because they get throw in the fucking air when getting hit by a small rock?

[–]sleepahol 23 points24 points ago

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I think you accidentally a sentence.

[–]stilldash 6 points7 points ago

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Nah, just a letter

[–]sleepahol 2 points3 points ago

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And a question mark, I suppose.

[–]KidTheFat -1 points0 points ago*

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They don't even get thrown in the air. First guy who goes down actually has 1 foot planted as he falls, the other just goes up. Second guy already had one foot up, and my guess is he saw the rock coming, hence his dramatic reaction.

EDIT: I'm not saying it's not fake, I'm just saying the reactions are not unbelievable.

[–]frobischer 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, the projectile wouldn't be so easily visible both times, the body reactions are too extreme, etc...

[–]blob-dob-11 6 points7 points ago

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If I knocked someone out with a stone I'd be more inclined to help them instead of throwing another stone at the window.

[–]MackLuster77 16 points17 points ago

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Not if you were the kind of asshole who throws rocks through windows.

[–]Nabonidus3 1 point2 points ago

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I'm that kind of asshole that gets thrown through a window. I'm a brick.

[–]Spooky_Electric 1 point2 points ago

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AMA??

[–]freaky_taha -1 points0 points ago

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He's not really a brick dude.

[–]Spooky_Electric 1 point2 points ago

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You're just jealous. Why would somebody lie on the internets??

[–]jambolino23 0 points1 point ago

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To reveal the fact that he is Kirby and, in fact, is capable of becoming a brick.

[–]Spooky_Electric 0 points1 point ago

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Think a real life Kirby would be either creepy or REALLY awesome.

[–]rustymyers 2 points3 points ago

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Liar, you'd run.

[–]penrose_exit 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, hamburgers. I knew I shouldn't have gone into the comments. My ignorance was bliss.

[–]I_Like_EVERYBODY 0 points1 point ago

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Its okay, I still like you.

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk -2 points-1 points ago

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This must be like 10 years old, at least. What blows me away, is I used to think it was real. Now, 10 years later, it's so obviously fake, it hurts.

I feel like fake shit on the internet is becoming just like how 3D graphics are viewed today. Remember how mind blowing the graphics were of that animated T-Rex on Jurassic Park? Yeah, at the time it was perfectly in-sync with reality and could not possibly get any better. Now go back and watch the original... You cringe at how terrible the CGI is.

[–]ac_slat3r 6 points7 points ago

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The T-rex in Jurrasic Park was the best done cgi ever. Avatar looked more cgi than the T-rex did.

[–]CompactusDiskus 2 points3 points ago

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There's quite a bit of animatronic stuff in the original Jurassic Park.

This is a tiny gif, and it's potentially real, but the biggest hint at fakery is just how dramatic it is.

The internet has also spawned many, many idiots who like to claim things are fake, possibly because it makes them feel smart. I don't know how many comments I've seen on youtube videos of actual, well documented events, from 14 year olds claiming it is "obviously fake" (or, equally stupid, pointing out that satirical videos, or clips from tv and movies are "fake" as well.... duh).

If you don't know the source, and are unable to explain why something is clearly a fake other than "it just looks that way", then you haven't determined anything with any certainty. The remedy for excessive credulity is not excessive incredulity.

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk 1 point2 points ago

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I guess our best defense is that most fake things feel fake. As in, the fake viral videos try to look amateur, but still give off that unnatural vibe. That's true for a WHOLE lot of things deemed fake online. People are just terrible actors when it comes to acting like they aren't acting.

[–]ReDocter17 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna say, they each seem to fall before the stones even hit them.

[–]herrrr-me-nerrrr 51 points52 points ago

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This is literally the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life...and I saw a whole boob once!

[–]UnknownErmine 26 points27 points ago

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I hear some girls have two, but that might just be my imagination..

[–]mr_sharp_hacker 4 points5 points ago

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Some have 3 NSFW

[–]Buffalonian 2 points3 points ago

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what.the.fuck.

[–]Battletooth 4 points5 points ago

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It's just an extra boob. Calm down, buddy.

[–]Buffalonian 0 points1 point ago

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im not sure if i should feel aroused or disturbed by this

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

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Aroused. Always aroused.

[–]jotapay83 0 points1 point ago

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if two is good 3 is better right?

[–]KillerBreez 4 points5 points ago

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Well my good lad, I have it on good authority that that is verily the case *adjusts monocle. (Side note, 'good authority' includes low-res thumbnail pics and I nudist colony I 'accidentally' stumbled on)

[–]Schamblant -1 points0 points ago

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SPOILER It's true

[–]The_Underminer 8 points9 points ago

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Fat-guy boobs don't count

[–]uranus86 8 points9 points ago

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Stupid window jerk

[–]netgod2002 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!!!

[–]Zombified_Layo 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care if it is fake, that was hilarious! Great job.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]arch4ngel 0 points1 point ago

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I was not expecting that. Kudos.

[–]GrisLobos 4 points5 points ago

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I think what makes this funny is that he is oblivious to knocking out the guy with the first throw.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 4 points5 points ago

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Poor dude didn't even break the window

[–]ngtstkr 6 points7 points ago

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Being a 6'2, 280lb male, I would love to own a trampoline made of that substance. Then we'll see who laughs at who, Billy Watkins! Then we'll see... ..

[–]yfrag 1 point2 points ago

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Flubber.

[–]anyonehere 1 point2 points ago

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This is the greatest gif ever.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer killing two stones with one bird.

[–]BlackThornOfLove 4 points5 points ago

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I was laughing hard enough with the first stone. Wasn't even expecting the second one.

[–]Javindo 3 points4 points ago

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Two jail birds am I right... guys?

[–]jvenable2893 1 point2 points ago

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Boom, HEADSHOT!

[–]Limitedition08 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was hilarious. Then I read the comment thread and felt stupid...

[–]RichiH 0 points1 point ago

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It's obviously fake but a friend of mine disagrees with that. If anyone can provide a source, I would appreciate it.

[–]YourCommentBoresMe 4 points5 points ago

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People don't generally fly 3 feet when they're hit with a small rock. Your friend is retarded.

[–]swizzler 1 point2 points ago

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the comical sneak up to the window really adds to the fakeness

[–]justincredible79 0 points1 point ago

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that is fucking hilarious haha

[–]Stamina666 0 points1 point ago

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Quite possibly the funniest thing this week

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

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I almost just burst out laughing in thee middle of spanish class jajaja!

[–]buzzKillington1 -1 points0 points ago

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