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[–]RedTheDopeKing 10 points11 points ago

What the eff David Blaine! You're an effing demon! I just pissed orange soda!

[–]ReachingHorizons 1 point2 points ago

Does it hurt?

[–]jessegu792 0 points1 point ago

Back to the future in ur ass!!

[–]MonsterInTheGarage 20 points21 points ago

The amount of woosh going on in those YouTube comments is astounding. My personal favorite: "I find this more of a comedy rather than a actual street magic lol"

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 6 points7 points ago

Titanic was real?!

[–]or3g -3 points-2 points ago

obviously fake.

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

I just pissed orange soda.

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[–]ChocolateLasagna 1 point2 points ago

No one has EVER said that and gotten more upvotes than downvotes. Just a heads up for the future.

[–]ossumpossum 1 point2 points ago

What did he say??? Got [deleted]

[–]xxxEvil_Robotxxx 1 point2 points ago

I said that they had beat me to posting the link to the video. and an upvote to them. then it started getting down voted. i do not understand why.

[–]ChocolateLasagna 0 points1 point ago

He said "beat me to it, upvotes for you!" or something along those lines.

[–]robbdoozle 34 points35 points ago

YOU FUCKING DEMON.

[–]sethboy67 117 points118 points ago

Does anyone else remember those Youtube videos? Because I loved them. 7♣ OMG DAVID! Get out of my post! Leave me alone!

[–]John_Redcorn126 60 points61 points ago

What the efffffffff!

[–]BridgetteBane 17 points18 points ago

What the eff!!! He freaking made the cat all twist what the EEFFFFF! You're the devil!!!!

[–]GORILLAFAP 15 points16 points ago

Stop putting orange soda in our mouths David Blaine!!!

[–]rangoonraccoon 1 point2 points ago

What's orange?

Um. I dunno, CHEEZ ITS?

[–]RashRenegade 0 points1 point ago

He just peed orange soda!

[–]DoWhile 15 points16 points ago

YOU'RE A DEMON!

[–]kiwisdontbounce 9 points10 points ago

Fucking you and your fucking demon magic fucking demon shit!

[–]AgentMaxPower 12 points13 points ago

this guy was great! man that seems like it was so long ago

[–]Jani3D 5 points6 points ago

"STOP PUTTING SODA IN OUR MOUTHS!"

[–]Zorbick 3 points4 points ago

CHEEZITS!

[–]superanth 1 point2 points ago

[–]IntenseGreatness 0 points1 point ago

It was an ace of clubs... But i love the videos reguardless. "You shrunk my car you BITCH!"

[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

I was just joking with a random card, I didn't go back to look at what the card was.

[–]IntenseGreatness 0 points1 point ago

Oh. I see. I haven't seen the vid in a while but that line is stuck in my head. "I swear to god if I go home and there's an ace of clubs in my ass i will sue you!" Love it

[–]hardcorejack 22 points23 points ago

turn the cat into orange soda

[–]Msingh999 11 points12 points ago

Then into cheezits

[–]Rawrby 10 points11 points ago

CHEEZITS. CHEEZITS.

[–]moffett_sam 5 points6 points ago

YOU SHRUNK CHAMILLIONAIRE!

[–]Rawrby 2 points3 points ago

Someone yelled "Iceberg ahead!" and I said "YEAH, I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR 4 DAYS."

[–]willscy 2 points3 points ago

nobody ever gets my reference to that =(

[–]Rawrby 0 points1 point ago

Nobody understands you like I do.

[–]Rawrby 0 points1 point ago

No one understands you like Rawrby understands you.

[–]religionkills 25 points26 points ago

WHAT THE EFF?!!

[–]Bradburn777 11 points12 points ago

CHEEZITS!! CHEEZITS!!

[–]Niflhe 0 points1 point ago

Stop putting orange soda in our mouths!

[–]lousku 6 points7 points ago

WHAT THE EFFF

[–]123GoTeamShake 2 points3 points ago

WHAT THE EFF DAVID BLAINE

[–]Abdubkub 3 points4 points ago

The best part about this video is his facial expression at the end. That truly is where the magic lies here.

[–]Msingh999 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting your username to be Captain Obvious. I should've made mine Sargent Sarcasm...

[–]malenkylizards 1 point2 points ago

Now you're Lieutenant Commander Overthinks.

[–]veron101 1 point2 points ago

and now you're both tagged a that.

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 1 point2 points ago

And some time next month you may or may not futilely post a response that has nothing to do with the current topic asking one, or more, of them why you have them tagged as whatever...

RES users beware, don't be that guy. (Not necessarily meant to imply the guy above me will be that guy).

[–]veron101 4 points5 points ago

I'll probably be that guy.. :/

[–]Padonogan 3 points4 points ago

"Your lack of faith disturbs me, cat."

[–]jeffythunders 9 points10 points ago

You got a lott'a nerve, reposting like that

[–]EvilPouya 5 points6 points ago

At first I was like wtf. Then David Baline showed up and I lost it during a small group discussion with 10 people and I had to leave,

[–]zoltan85 2 points3 points ago

Hyperventilating at work....must. stop. laughing. What the EFFF, he put me on the ROOUUUF! You're a DEMON!

[–]lmayer97 2 points3 points ago

Fuck u this is a repost

[–]EsotericNinja 3 points4 points ago

David blane uses the force | 1com | -5pts | 1mo | funny David Blaine's latest trick | 152coms | 1304pts | 1mo | funny -_-

source: karmadecay

[–]Le0Regulus 1 point2 points ago

Luckily he used just enough force....he was going through cats like nobodies business...

[–]malenkylizards 1 point2 points ago

WHAT THE EFF, DAVID BLAINE! STOP USING YOUR EFFING DEMON SPELLS ON MY MISTER CUMMERBUNDS!

[–]stellarfury 1 point2 points ago

STOP PUTTING SHIT ON OUR BODIES DAVID BLAINE

[–]Niflhe 1 point2 points ago

You time traveling demon, Back to the Future in your ass!

[–]Lordnevets 0 points1 point ago

I need glasses. I read that as 'lime gathering lemon' I thought id missed something. ( possibly a Vitamin C deficiency) .....right, carry on.

[–]xxThe_Artist 1 point2 points ago

Was that Abed?

[–]Chaosfreak610 1 point2 points ago

Can someone make a .gif version of this without david in the end?

[–]EntTropics 0 points1 point ago

No no no you have it all wrong, the cat is controlling YOU.

[–]zzzzop 0 points1 point ago

Chronicle part 2?

[–]alokococoa 0 points1 point ago

Pussykinesis.

[–]Warlaw 0 points1 point ago

I have got to learn how to make gifs.

[–]HenryFischerV 0 points1 point ago

I just freaked your mind!

[–]sh0rtgeek 0 points1 point ago

Do I get to learn to do this now that I've converted to Blaintology?

[–]jmr95 0 points1 point ago

cheeze-itz! cheeze-itz! cheeze-itz!

[–]Alexiel17 0 points1 point ago

that face!! LOL

[–]Fistandantalus 0 points1 point ago

What the efffff David Blaine!!

[–]idalien 0 points1 point ago

[–]Quietbetrayal 0 points1 point ago

Cheez-its!!!

[–]HuntingSpoon 0 points1 point ago

that's pretty cool.

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point ago

That Guy Fawkes mask is great!

[–]CrimsonKuja 0 points1 point ago

The force is strong with this one.

[–]Cooli0407 0 points1 point ago

Lift the cat up and drop him in the bath. Proceed to say "Bitch!!!"

[–]tbscotty68 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of religion: I can't understand how that's done, thus - MAGIC!

[–]blablabla222 0 points1 point ago

RE-POST, DOWN-VOTE!

[–]bashscrazy 0 points1 point ago

YOU SHRUNK MY HONDA YOU BITCH!

[–]MarkusRP 0 points1 point ago

+1 for David Blaine

[–]spiralpath 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Abed doing a bit.

[–]uneditablepoly 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like, Hmm, pretty clever, then the David Blaine thing popped up and I lost it.

[–]Baconstrips46 0 points1 point ago

Cheezits! Cheezits! Cheezits David Blaine! Cheezits!

He justt pissed orange soda

[–]lLoveLamp 0 points1 point ago

OMG IT'S DAVID BLAINE

[–]Schnapplegangers 0 points1 point ago

Best part of this is that his goatee is drew on.

[–]Vorcyn 0 points1 point ago

Pet owner level: Wizard.

[–]Lordnevets 0 points1 point ago

I fell over watching this.

[–]GingerMonster 0 points1 point ago

EVIL ABED!

[–]capsjackson 0 points1 point ago

I had drinks with the two dudes who did the original Street Magic videos, they're super nice guys.

They did a trailer for a fake TV show called Puppet High: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/71d6c3864b/puppet-high

Apparently that might actually be getting made now?

[–]sabrinapd 0 points1 point ago

I've been having a terrible day today, so went on here, saw this, day got a million times better and now I can't stop laughing.

thank you.

[–]xanj 0 points1 point ago

he who controls the cats, controls the internet.

[–]xanj 0 points1 point ago

no love for a obscure dune reference :P?

[–]Dukes159 0 points1 point ago

This man has the power to control the flow of all karma!!!!!!!

[–]oooohitsakitty 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking awesome.

[–]MissQuerade 0 points1 point ago

The force is strong with him.

[–]CarolinePlatt -1 points0 points ago

That is hilarious. If only I could do that to my cat, my problems would be reduced to zero and I would have entertainment all day.

[–]CornieliousJay -1 points0 points ago

Zaowzzah