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NOPE NOPE NOPE (i.imgur.com)

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[–]xotoast 422 points423 points ago

"Oh, sorry. I was kind of in your way. I'll just go be creepy as fuck somewhere else."

[–]Nomad1125 54 points55 points ago

Read this. Laughed. Upvoted. Went about my night. Thought about your comment again later and laughed. Came back to comment.

[–]AgentMaxPower 18 points19 points ago

if only you could upvote twice

[–]blackpeople_harhar 1 point2 points ago

Read both of these. Laughed and upvoted. Then went back to remembering how absolutely fucking terrifying that thing is and how I really, really feel like it might be behind me now.

[–]Jsocia 12 points13 points ago

"I'm freaking out here, I almost crashed my car!"

[–]charming_asshole 11 points12 points ago

See you in the Nightosphere ya sick freak!

[–]Jbatts93 3 points4 points ago

That was funny as fuck.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The only thing this week that's made me laugh heartily!

[–]javabrewer 0 points1 point ago

Must be Canadian, eh?

[–]BoboForShort 0 points1 point ago

Hey you. Yeah you xotoast. Thanks for making me laugh at work. Asshole. Take your bloody upvote.

[–]dotbrucek 16 points17 points ago

What movie is this from?

[–]NonPermissive 29 points30 points ago

It's from an absolutely atrocious movie called Xtro.

[–]bogatyr 23 points24 points ago*

Scene

[–]Vanils 35 points36 points ago

oh hey look a creepy monster thing lets all get out of the car and die!

[–]Xcottle 20 points21 points ago

"i wonder if that creepy spider demon went into these woods?..

Here creepy spider demon!... Here boy!..."

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 8 points9 points ago

Oh but before I die, just let me go deeper into the woods at night and touch bloody, dead things.

[–]evilsforreals 2 points3 points ago

And hey, this is the perfect time to suddenly practice sweet sweet passionate lovemaking!nothing bad could possibly happen during sex right?

[–]epsil0n 6 points7 points ago

Well you did.

Yes, that was awful of me. But he walked right into it, I couldn't resist!

[–]evilsforreals 1 point2 points ago

Father....you said...YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!!

[–]K__a__M__I -1 points0 points ago

That's what your father said...when he got out of jail.

-sorry

[–]mi-16evil 14 points15 points ago

Wow...that thing is way less intimidating when you see a good shot of it...in fact it looks kind of terrible.

[–]jetter10 0 points1 point ago

"Xtro is a low-budget British science fiction horror film made in 1982 " wikipedia so umm yeah...

[–]Pliskin01 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, cause the first thing you want to do when you see that shit is stop and get out of the car.

[–]corcyra 13 points14 points ago

The success of the plot of every horror movie relies on the human protagonists displaying a pathological absence of common sense.

[–]Claseik 2 points3 points ago

oh damn.. my hands are dirty.. let me just clean it in some dirt...

[–]frid 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, very kind of you.

Odd music they are listening to in the car, sounds like a cheap Casio keyboard demo.

[–]FatBallSack 1 point2 points ago

why IN THE LITERAL FUCK would you stop and investigate that shit?!!!

WHY?!?!?!!!?!?!!1

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

I pusseyd out the second I heard the music.

[–]counterspell 0 points1 point ago

OH DEAR GOD. watching the clip.

[–]AngusKhan 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what I came here for, thanks!

[–]MrNommington 2 points3 points ago

The wikipedia entry for this movie is absolutely fantastic. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xtro

[–]Jypsom 8 points9 points ago

"Sam and Rachel make love in the abandoned farm (which is a tidy as when they used to live there!), but she gets afraid because his skin starts to bleed and decompose. Joe has taken Tony there. Sam and Tony go up a hill towards the alien light. Sam has become a disgusting skeleton, but shouts and kills Joe. Tony's skin is also decomposing, but not so much. Rachel goes back to the flat on her own, only to be attacked by the clown and panther." ... what did I just read

[–]whimsical_pizza 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck

[–]butterball1 1 point2 points ago

5.1 out of ten??

[–]newtonsapple 1 point2 points ago

It's not like the people watching it were expecting it to be that great, so it probably met everyone's expectations. I understand this was the same reason Siskel and Ebert gave the Beavis and Butthead movie two thumbs up.

[–]Chucklebuck 8 points9 points ago

Which it deserves, because it's fucking great.

[–]ccmslave 12 points13 points ago

I just read this with Archer's voice.

[–]dertydan 0 points1 point ago

That's so fucking cool!

[–]HanoverGimp 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, added to my queue. Bonus that Maryam d'Abo is in it, she was seriously hot.

[–]gusportual -1 points0 points ago

It's not atrocious. It's atrociowesome.

[–]poltergiest4 -1 points0 points ago

i thought that was from that movie "ginger snaps"

[–]SeasonalWeasel 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I watched all 3 of those when I used to be seeing this kinda pagan girl.

I regretted everything.

[–]poltergiest4 0 points1 point ago

lol, they were totally gross. so i completely agree, but i actually kinda enjoyed the first one at least.

[–]SarahnadeMe89 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for being the one to ask. Cause, if no one had, I was going to... I need to know the title of the movie I will avoid for the rest of my existence

[–]Ahhpoop 8 points9 points ago

Makes me think of something this guy would draw. http://www.keiththompsonart.com/undead.html

[–]mikeball 2 points3 points ago

Damn, that is some crazy shit he draws. I can't tell if they are from a universe he created, or just random ideas... A few are illustrations for other people's stories, but damn.

[–]Ahhpoop 0 points1 point ago

Only his concept art is his original ideas. The others are drawing for others stories. I would buy so many of his drawings if i wasn't so broke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The Apollonian Wight, holy fuck.

[–]Ahhpoop 0 points1 point ago

That Pripyat is just ridiculous.

[–]Crim91 12 points13 points ago

It's just an actor facing upward on their arms and legs with a mask on backwards, this makes it seem much less frightening.

[–]DoWhile 4 points5 points ago

Now I'm afraid for the actor playing this creature. The car came awfully close to hitting him, I hope he has good insurance in this kind of economy.

[–]filladellfea 11 points12 points ago

At least it's not a fucking spider.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 3 points4 points ago

Are you sure?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

One can never be sure.

[–]sebdef -1 points0 points ago

At least it's not a spider fucking

[–]XxkristalxX 13 points14 points ago

Holy shit wasent expecting that. Nightmares for me tonight! D:

[–]purplecobra 35 points36 points ago

What're you made of? Pudding??

[–]Linktank 13 points14 points ago

Yeah!? From the toilet store?

[–]JamoJustReddit 1 point2 points ago

Yeah!! Along with His clothes!

[–]Jsocia 5 points6 points ago

to make matters worse...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I see. I suppose that the true 'WTF' moment here is the part where the driver stops the vehicle.

[–]Random_Username 3 points4 points ago

It's ok, because nothing can go wrong in a Volvo.

[–]Henry1987 1 point2 points ago

that's the moment you stop the car and check.... or just step on the gas and get the fuck out of there.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 5 points6 points ago

Shit from /r/nosleep is WAY worse. Try reading this thread by the best nosleep writer ever.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I wish I wasn't too fucking lazy to read all of that.

[–]HerbalCamel 0 points1 point ago

here here

[–]SalemWolf 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I remember reading his entire series in one night. It was a good night, but I sure as hell didn't sleep much.

[–]JavaLSU 0 points1 point ago

Possible spoilers below.

I was honestly expecting him to see his own silhouette in the window next to his mother's at the end.

[–]aerodit 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love that subreddit.

[–]AgentMaxPower 0 points1 point ago*

i dont enjoy reading it but i do all the time, i cant get myself to stop whats wrong with me

EDIT: that was one of the few stories that didn't scare the life out of me, thankfully

[–]clonedcheeseburger 0 points1 point ago

&

[–]ThatStitchCray 2 points3 points ago

I hate things with backwards knees. ;_; Made my stomach drop when I saw it.

[–]Hootbot 2 points3 points ago

thank goodness he was in a 240.

[–]blushylogic 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that this actually made me lol?

[–]vabebe 1 point2 points ago

that's all I did too.

[–]Monstergummibear 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering when someone would post this

[–]CarlBarker 0 points1 point ago

That was pretty hilarious

[–]CyPhErIoN 0 points1 point ago

i think i whatched this about 6 times to actually figure out the point. and then i struck me : this is WTF :p

[–]SpaizKadett 0 points1 point ago

X-TRO. I think it's from X-TRO

[–]dkmag 0 points1 point ago

DA FAQ WAS THAT?!

[–]TragicOne 0 points1 point ago

Ahh yes, the rake.

[–]Bangaa 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYsDvRh14_U

Full movie viewable here.

[–]Scrumdiddlyumptious1 0 points1 point ago

Not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

[–]Bangaa 0 points1 point ago

Can you bellieve the movie response to this was 'stop the car and get out to look for the creepy as fuck thing you saw'? I would have floored that fecking pedal and wouldn't stop till I was in the sea.

[–]LeRoy42 0 points1 point ago

I am now afraid to go to bed. What the hell was that and what was it from?

[–]SemperVerusXVI 0 points1 point ago

Watched that twice 'cause I wasn't sure what the Hell that was.. watched it a third time and now I'm scared to go to my kitchen. ;~;

[–]Chris_Dusty -1 points0 points ago

Well, this is me not sleeping tonight

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[–]Dr_Shitpoop 3 points4 points ago

Are people making all caps usernames purely for supposed shock value now in order to be Reddit famous?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Not sure, Doctor.

[–]ussoldier239 2 points3 points ago

Come on, POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS was a good starter, now everyone and their mom wants a username about some vegetable being in some orifice. STOP IT.

[–]urethrasecks 0 points1 point ago

Did you thoroughly wash it first? Public bathroom floors are riddled with gods knows what.

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