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[–]K3rfknpwnly 29 points30 points ago

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Fuck. Stuck in my head now. Can't get it out.

[–]everfalling 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mrfrostbear 21 points22 points ago

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"I love to singa about the moona and the juna and the springa."

[–]JANichols89 4 points5 points ago

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"I love to sing-a, about a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a,"

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[–]Time_and_a_half 8 points9 points ago

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Now Freeze! buuzheedabwa

[–]spazzmckiwi 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Silent_Moments 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SnazzyJewCunt 7 points8 points ago

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its time to get funky

[–]10011010011 2 points3 points ago

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funkyfunkyfunky

[–]Shintenpu 5 points6 points ago

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Not-so-interesting linguistics fact: Chat (Silent "t") means cat in french.

[–]sml6174 6 points7 points ago

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I read that as "silent 'h'" at first. Needless to say, I was quite confused

[–]neutralino 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty sure it's pronounced "shat"

[–]etiandre 4 points5 points ago

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it's pronounced "shah" with a long ah.

[–]wildhorses 0 points1 point ago

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hehe that means pussy c:

[–]YourPantsAreSagan 1 point2 points ago

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Kind-of-Interesting linguistics fact: Chatte (Pronounced "shat") is slang for pussy in french. The vagina kind.

[–]sje46 0 points1 point ago

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This seems as good a place as any other to ask this question:

What's the deal with French and silent consonants? How did it even happen that they decided to not pronounce half their letters?

[–]Minosheep 0 points1 point ago

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If you know what you're listening for, you can hear the "silent" consonants. There's a certain, very hard to explain vocalization accompanying certain "silent" consonants.

For instance, the ending consonant in "chien" (dog) sounds different from the ending consonant in "chat" (cat). In either case, it's not a "hard" consonant like in English, but they have a subtly different sound.

[–]wildhorses 0 points1 point ago

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what you call silent consonants are nasal vowels. they only exist with certain words, an not in words like chat, for example.

[–]Shintenpu 0 points1 point ago

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Copyist monks were paid by the letter.

[–]Ethosia 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Gets me every time. 19coms 305pts 10mos funny
Right foot two stomps 29coms 295pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]raisetheliving 8 points9 points ago

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first thing tonight that made me laugh out loud, fur-real.

[–]brute_force 0 points1 point ago

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that pun was pur-fect

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

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I'm feline that this pun thread may get out of control.

[–]Themilkingwalrus -1 points0 points ago

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You've got to be kitten me; not again with these puns.

[–]SmilinBob82 3 points4 points ago

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NO I hate you. I just got home from work after hearing this song all night and I thought I had it out of my head, but you came along and ruined my night.

[–]Mike_Hockhurtz 1 point2 points ago

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Showed this picture to my dying grandmother instead of buying her a birthday present. She called me a terrible grandson and has written me out of her will. Thanks a lot OP >8(

[–]SnazzyJewCunt 3 points4 points ago

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shit in a tube sock and hit her over the head with it.

[–]beavacleava 2 points3 points ago

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everytime i hear this song at the bar i become anti-social and go to the patio for a smoke

[–]OblioNilsson 1 point2 points ago

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If I heard that song at a bar, I would never, ever return to that bar.

In fact I thought it only existed at wedding receptions and company Christmas parties.

[–]HamstersOnCrack 2 points3 points ago

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[–]dazzie1986 2 points3 points ago

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CANT...GET....OUT OF HEAD!! Damn you OP!

[–]SamVanDam 0 points1 point ago

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You're thinking of Can't Get You Out of My Head by Kylie.

This is Cha Cha Slide by DJ Casper.

[–]Caveman-Boo 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the cat is reading the text to see what it will have to do next.

[–]The909revolution 1 point2 points ago

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Did he ever make that third part?!

[–]wettam 1 point2 points ago

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This is something I have always pondered at the beginning of the songs. Who is following this guys career and honestly waiting for his next release.

[–]The909revolution -1 points0 points ago

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I guess not since DJs to this day have never played the this part.

[–]GreatGrate 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, I never fully understood what we're supposed to do for that cha cha step. The other instructions were pretty specific, but "cha cha real smooth" and that stupid charlie brown one or whatever, I never understood. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHARLIE BROWN?

[–]Time_and_a_half 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always kind of felt like it meant to do a "Charlie Brown"-style dance move - Where you just pick a simple movement, do it to the left, and then do it to the right, and then do it to the left again... repeat. Just like in Charlie Brown movies. Anyway, when we'd do the Cha-Cha Slide in gym everyone would do the exact same weird hopping move.

[–]Ben_Jahmin 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie Brown.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to post, now I'm doing that weird move.

[–]thetrollinrage 1 point2 points ago

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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS.

[–]Wilderbeest 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for reminding me of this shitty song.

[–]rhubarbbus 1 point2 points ago

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Cha cha real smoo*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Get this guy some boots and a hat!

[–]ZeeHypnotist 1 point2 points ago

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I'll teach you how to dougie!

[–]blzraven27 0 points1 point ago

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Man just the thought of the song combined with that cats face made me laugh, hard.

[–]SailorShark 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought it said chop chop but now I realize that this makes much more sense

[–]Ubernuck 0 points1 point ago

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gawd fucking damnit.

[–]RabidMonkeyOnCrack 0 points1 point ago

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Cat is stomping with left foot though. I can't believe no one else has mentioned this.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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It's gonna get funky...

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

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Exit stage left.

[–]Phurion 0 points1 point ago

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In my 5th Grade Gym class we performed this song for our end of the year project....

Our theme was the 2000's..XD I think its on VHS somewhere...lol

[–]IgoRStripes 0 points1 point ago

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At the risk of being crude... I always did like to watch a pussy slide.

[–]sigismondomalatesta 0 points1 point ago

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This is a perfect marriage of image and word, both evoking the humorous nature of cats and the pain of 7th grade gym classes past. True poetry.

[–]dissapointedorikface 0 points1 point ago

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Believe me, this song is way more fun if you're dancing with >100 kids while waiting for a robot to come back online.

[–]Citisol 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, I read this as Right Food Two Stamps and was looking for an "EBT" card to be involved.

[–]TheOneShorter 0 points1 point ago

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That awkward moment when I stomp in class during a lesson.

[–]spicymeataballa 0 points1 point ago

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Take it back now y`all...

[–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

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this is stupid.

[–]twhitson 0 points1 point ago

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PART THREE IS COMING SOON, DON'T WORRY

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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I like to sing-a
about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a.

[–]ChoadFarmer 0 points1 point ago

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God, they played this at my sister's wedding. It looked like people were doing physical therapy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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CHARLIE BROWN

[–]feorag 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, The Electric Slide, tailored specifically to the white man's dancing abilities.

[–]savutano -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh wow, I haven't seen this a million fucking times...

[–]aaybma -1 points0 points ago

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This picture is a great way to start a day.

[–]srwick5 -1 points0 points ago

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The ONLY dance white people feel comfortable doing around others