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[–][deleted] 211 points212 points ago

[–]SageAxe 27 points28 points ago

is it bad i want 1 of these? and adding cushions would be easy from an engineering standpoint

[–]ZeekySantos 7 points8 points ago

The seat is on the outside surface of the briefcase, If it gets wet you're in some trouble.

[–]rudiegonewild 2 points3 points ago

this is amazing. Thank you.

[–]Rice_Daddy 1 point2 points ago

Could use a waterproof cover?

[–]SewCreative 0 points1 point ago

As a sewing contractor, one would not need an uncomfortable laminated cover. A fabric that quickly drys, retains fluids, and evaporates quickly. Keeping the Dacron stuffing(which is already water resistant, and used in expensive furniture that we get by the ton at pennies on the dollar) completely dry.

I have a few outside fireplace chairs me and my father made that get completely soaked in rain, then an hour later are perfectly dry without a single hit of sun.

[–]just_leave_it 20 points21 points ago

Yes.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

-___-

[–]TheGreatJatsby 6 points7 points ago

Just for fun, can I know the background to your username?

[–]deimosbarret -5 points-4 points ago

just_leave_it followed bye SoThatsWhereILeftIt ....... this can't be coincidence.

[–]kyzfrintin 2 points3 points ago

Followed bye? Oh dear...

[–]RykezOne 1 point2 points ago

I think he meant "followed pie".

[–]Hounmlayn 1 point2 points ago

I thought he meant "followed why".

[–]AllemandsMiniscules 0 points1 point ago

Followed who?

[–]deimosbarret 0 points1 point ago

Oh, bother. I must have been half asleep when I typed that. Thanks for catching it, fellow grammar nazi! :)

[–]CiXeL 0 points1 point ago

this would sell for such a high price in the backpacking world

[–]BabyGodfather 21 points22 points ago

For a second there....I thought they were...BEES

[–]AssMustard 15 points16 points ago

BEADS!?

[–]MuntberryCrunch 1 point2 points ago

Bzzzzz!

[–]T_squid 1 point2 points ago

Gob's not on board.

[–]somthingwicked 1 point2 points ago

We'll see who brings home the most honey!

[–]Bazan87 50 points51 points ago

Guess he was feeling like a "queen".

[–]YippieKiAy 46 points47 points ago

This isn't going to turn into a pun thread, so buzz off.

[–]snake117 51 points52 points ago

That comment stung a little

[–]idpeeinherbutt 17 points18 points ago

Oh bee-have.

[–]Whitebird551 12 points13 points ago

Austin Powers' voice has never been clearer in my mind.

[–]YoKaySo 4 points5 points ago

I think you mean "never BEEn clearer".

[–]mrfrostbear 5 points6 points ago

We must start plan bee.

[–]venivididormivi 8 points9 points ago

Honey, please.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Bazan87 23 points24 points ago

Not quite, but we'll let you bee.

[–]mellowroot 8 points9 points ago

It really bugs me when people do that.

[–]bohemianmichfestie 0 points1 point ago

Oh, honey, it's ok, it's nothing to go pollen home about.

[–]ggushea -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know why you guys are BEEing so harsh on him. BEEcause i thought he did fine!

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 88 points89 points ago

[–]Bloodypalace 47 points48 points ago

That explanation is highly unlikely. The spray thing. They didn't do anything to him because they are male wasps and male wasps/bees do not have stings.

[–]DaBau7 26 points27 points ago

TIL Male wasps/bees do not have stings.

[–]PolardOOd 21 points22 points ago

Still not picking them up.

[–]mctaks 4 points5 points ago

Yup that's still shit crazy

[–]tavisk 8 points9 points ago

This was my thought as well. Stingers are actually modified ovipositors and so males do not have them.

[–]BrushGoat 5 points6 points ago

'tis true. Bees and wasps essentially sting you with their vaginas.

[–]Mr_Zarika 6 points7 points ago

Real females try to sting me with their vaginas too. But I'm immune, baby.

[–]IDontShareMyUsername 16 points17 points ago

They do have mouths, though (ie Nom Nom Nom).

[–]sparperetor 5 points6 points ago

NOPE.

[–]Charun86 20 points21 points ago

Sweet, so next time I get to explain a reddit post to a friend I'll have to say, "Naw dude, it's true! Top comment was by 'I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD'... He linked to explanation."

[–]on_the_redpill 4 points5 points ago

Well, you don't normally need to announce the name of the redditor who commented... but in this case it will carry more weight. Everyone knows IDPB is a trusted source.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]on_the_redpill 5 points6 points ago

cite

-user name "webster"

[–]Perryn 2 points3 points ago

Unless his source has a scope.

-PSG-1

[–]Galaghan 0 points1 point ago

It sure won't hurt if you have a lock-on.

[–]carterdj95 4 points5 points ago

That might actually add validity. IDPB is a very honest, reliable, nice, and resourceful redditor.

[–]butterball1 1 point2 points ago

Maybe, but he could also just be showing off.

[–]vwllss 1 point2 points ago

I think it's a false explanation. You can even scroll down and see me give a proper explanation in the link you posted! (fuck that was 7 months ago?)

[–]philistic53 1 point2 points ago

The hand is rubber, not real. Watch the wrinkles in the palm.

[–]dontkeepscore 0 points1 point ago

You can clearly see wasps trying to sting him. So I doubt it. It does look like they're having trouble stinging him through. I thought once they got in there they stuck around for a second to pump in some venom. I'd cover my hand in wax... but it doesn't look like that's what he's doing either. Thick skin?

[–]pkel34 0 points1 point ago

He had onions before just like Stanley Yelnats does in Holes.

[–]SimilarImage 84 points85 points ago

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5 months J0nesy One way to find out if you're allergic to wasp stings /r/gifs 73 130
6 months Esteam NOPE here 342 1001

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[–]Mannex 2 points3 points ago

looks like WTF is the coolest subreddit once again

[–]normalboy 17 points18 points ago

The amazing power of PLASMIDS.

[–]THLycanthrope 2 points3 points ago

[–]Perryn 0 points1 point ago

I loved that plasmid. Every time I used it I thought of Henry Winkler.

[–]CHooTZ 11 points12 points ago

[–]Hobo_Phobic 4 points5 points ago

[–]bytor_2112 3 points4 points ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

"I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in bees"

Legendary words.

[–]Hobo_Phobic 1 point2 points ago

It's really his delivery of the lines that get me. Every single time he says the "...in a plastic cup!" I die laughing (and am resurrected 3 days later).

[–]Gramma42ton 4 points5 points ago

Those aren't yellowjackets. There are quite a few species of flies that use mimicry to protect themselves by resembling wasps.

[–]andrewsad1 3 points4 points ago

I was freaking out until I say that those were wasps. Then my heart beat steadied and I calmed down.

[–]randomperson1a 1 point2 points ago

I thought wasps were worse

[–]Im_high 2 points3 points ago

My soul hurts from this

[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point ago

Tell me more about this "soul" thing.

[–]0xfded 2 points3 points ago

He grabs them without malice in his heart. They don't sting him. I find this uplifting.

[–]hypnonewt 2 points3 points ago

Any one else waiting for him to eat that handful?

[–]Subwaydude 3 points4 points ago

[–]sticfreak 1 point2 points ago

NSFH

[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point ago

It's safe... no stingers+ queen pheromones make it quite safe indeed.

[–]ElAyDubleZee 1 point2 points ago

whu...why??...WHY??!!

[–]TheNoodleMan 1 point2 points ago

TIL I'm mortally afraid of wasps.

[–]monkeyfetus 1 point2 points ago

I was really afraid it was going to show him popping those suckers into his mouth.

[–]entsriseup 1 point2 points ago

Ever since I was 12 I made an agreement with all wasp and bees that "If I don't fuck with you, then you don't fuck with me" And since then I have never been stung.

[–]talmajar 1 point2 points ago

I only upvoted this repost to make the up counter 666

[–]Turbomullet 1 point2 points ago

These are not my glasses!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Didn't even let that shit load. NOPE.

[–]jaygibby22 4 points5 points ago

[–]discordant 1 point2 points ago

I literally yelled "waaarrrrrggghhh" when I saw this.

[–]grizzlybaroo 1 point2 points ago

YOU HAVE TO GIVE US A WARNING. ...please a warning

[–]cmgw 1 point2 points ago

I thought he would squeeze them > _ <

[–]PedroTheGoat 1 point2 points ago

Burning one square acre is the only solution to this video.

Then throw a crap load of more combustibles on the acre and burn it again.

That includes the poor bastard that did that.

[–]jai07 1 point2 points ago

ooo let me respond with NOPE. Surely no one else has thought of this. My time to shine!!

[–]sohcgt96 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I'm pretty sure that grab a hand full of bees is pretty up on the list of things which are not good ideas.

Or wasps or hornets or whatever. I don't care. Its been a long day, they're all freaking bees as far as I care.

[–]icepenguin21 0 points1 point ago

Those wasps?

[–]CCCPironCurtain 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[–]chubs44 0 points1 point ago

omg that makes me so anxious just to look at

[–]meh100 -1 points0 points ago

thatsthepoint.jpg

[–]polite_fox 0 points1 point ago

I would soooo do that. And then I would throw them at people. For shits and giggles.

[–]SyntheticDiz 0 points1 point ago

Fuck everything about this.

[–]Mannex 0 points1 point ago

if I see a wasp or bee in real life I'll scream and run away like a little girl so fuck you OP this was the worst thing to watch lol

[–]xilog 0 points1 point ago

I hate you.

[–]AGodlessHeathen 0 points1 point ago

I just freaked the fuck out. Right as (he?) grabbed the bees, a motorcycle drove down the road and it sounded like buzzing in my ear. I jumped, and then had to laugh at myself for being so scared...

[–]Fearlessleader85 0 points1 point ago

I've actually done something almost like this. I squished probably 7 or 8 yellow jacket wasps in a cluster with my bare hand because they needed to die quickly and in a group before they could scatter and sting me individually.

Fucking wasps. Fucking hate them.

[–]skibblez_n_zits 0 points1 point ago*

This is a group of male wasps, which can not sting you. Male wasps are completely harmless because they do not have stingers. Only females have a stinger, or ovipositor, the main function of which is to lay eggs, not just to be used as a defense mechanism. Also, it's easy to produce large groups of Hymenoptera that are all the same sex.

[–]Chris_Dusty 0 points1 point ago

"Hes not going t....OH MY WHAT THE"

[–]Foley1 0 points1 point ago

That guy is a bad muthafucker

[–]Archye 0 points1 point ago

He feels no pain....

[–]SkyOfTheSky 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. YOU HAVE TO HAVE "NOPE" OR "BUG" OR SOMETHING IN THE TITLE SO THAT I DON'T CLICK IT. AUUUUGGGHHH.

[–]Unladenswallow0 0 points1 point ago

my hands felt like they had been stabbed with a rusty spoon when i watched this

[–]Winga 0 points1 point ago

These might be hover flies - they look pretty similar, but they don't sting.

[–]einherjar81 0 points1 point ago

Aren't those Cicada Killers? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_cicada_killer ) In which case the sting (in the rare case they choose to use it) is the equivalent of a pinprick in many cases.

[–]uneditablepoly 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, this doesn't bother me.

[–]Thtswutshesed 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOPE

[–]elliott123 0 points1 point ago

this guy has some serious man pebbles to pick those up stingers or not

[–]fezbeast 0 points1 point ago

[–]sinceojhadisotoners 0 points1 point ago

FUCK THAT! I feel like my brain was just ripping apart.

[–]captaintmane 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]lacymarie7575 0 points1 point ago

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!

[–]lRONMlKE 0 points1 point ago

NOPE!

[–]goatnub 0 points1 point ago

NO

[–]Captainpatch 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]NSFW_at_work_lol 0 points1 point ago

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE......

[–]hflol 0 points1 point ago

I feel them on me now.

[–]SweetLobsterBabies 0 points1 point ago

I just NOPED so hard I fell off my dinosaur...

[–]a_lonely_schizo 0 points1 point ago

SWEET TITTIES a prickley fickle bunch of wriggling writhers! wouldn't wanna bake a batch of brownies with them tinglin stingers. shake em up, make em feel like it's a saturday in a tumblin machine. reek rowdy shakin heads, make these buggers feel like they wish they never been born. shake em long to that song i wish I never headed home back to the flapjacks again.

Real live sauce packs.

[–]Dripsillu 0 points1 point ago

oh god the shivers

[–]bmxican1317 0 points1 point ago

NOPE.NOPE.OH HELL NO!

[–]4funsies 0 points1 point ago

This gives me anxiety just watching it... I scream like a little girl when I even THINK a bee of any kind is about to sting me..

[–]RepostsAreNSFL 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]Firebert010 0 points1 point ago

Splice up with insect swarm, take out enemies one after another!

[–]Skolekid 0 points1 point ago

KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!

[–]ch4rrr 0 points1 point ago

How about a "NSFL" warning? Fuck you, seriously. Fuck you.

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

I closed the tab before he grabbed them so HA!

[–]R4V3NW47CH 1 point2 points ago

As i watch: "Oh my.... wait. Nope. Nope. NOPE. NOOOPE. NOOOOOOOOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

[–]ahalfdeadhobo -1 points0 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]JT96 -2 points-1 points ago

NOPE ಠ_ಠ*

[–]Alextolly -1 points0 points ago

I'd shit myself

[–]synicalx1 -1 points0 points ago

I already have

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

You shit himself?

[–]xWhitfordx -1 points0 points ago

This was the first post on r/wtf that actually made me say "what the fuck" out loud.

[–]justanothrunistudent -1 points0 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]syverN -4 points-3 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]TheFakeFrench -1 points0 points ago

So, if you like wasps and grab a handful of them, is it equivalent to a handful of puppies for you?

[–]charged4ever -1 points0 points ago

Fuck that

[–]ballsballsballz -1 points0 points ago

WHY WOULD YOU EVER!?

[–]BillyVandergaw -1 points0 points ago

This is the Definition of Insanity Wolf giving you bad advice.

[–]Henry1987 -1 points0 points ago

NOPE

[–]Missy_kitty1999 -1 points0 points ago

It's a glove lol so obvious

[–]Creamers -1 points0 points ago

A nice handful of NOPE.

[–]asdfz0mg -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a nice handful of NOPE!

[–]IMathInPen -1 points0 points ago

Out of everything I've seen here... out of all the people who have said "NOPE" to things... this is the only one that has made me cringe in my chair and scream out loud. I'm also at work so that made it extra embarrassing.

[–]toaster34 -2 points-1 points ago

All I could think of.

[–]MikeSpader -4 points-3 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE

FUCK I HATE SPHEXAPHOBIA

[–]ch4rrr 3 points4 points ago

Dude, so do I... I've actually never seen anyone use the actual term until now, but I'm right there with you. Not only with wasps. Bees, hornets, all of them. The thought of them alone keeps me up at night. This thread just truly ruined my life.

[–]smintitule -2 points-1 points ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]mrcheeseweasel -4 points-3 points ago

Nothing like a nice repost.

[–]WannaTapIt -2 points-1 points ago

Nope...

[–]comineeyeaha -3 points-2 points ago

I was about to say "NOOOOOOOPE", but that's what you're expecting, so I won't.

[–]DFWTooThrowed -3 points-2 points ago

As soon as I saw the hand move in and begin to clinch, I immediately exited the page..

[–]heyelisaa -3 points-2 points ago

this is the worst thing i've EVER SEEN

[–]clonedcheeseburger -5 points-4 points ago

not niggers

[–]LAST_COMMENT_AWFUL 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]clonedcheeseburger 0 points1 point ago

!

[–]WeaverXIII -3 points-2 points ago

It is weird that I was expecting tits? I'm so alone...

[–]Grwl -4 points-3 points ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD NOPE