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[–]Karma_Decay_Robot 94 points95 points ago

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http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/3DOUn.jpg

Last time posted: 3 hours ago.

[–]KVKT 47 points48 points ago

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[–]dontlemmedown 9 points10 points ago

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Doing the Lord's work son, keep it up.

[–]TsarCastic 3 points4 points ago

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Much too soon

[–]Flyingbuffaloman 1 point2 points ago

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It's still on the front page of r/funny.

[–]Whataboutthatguy 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that didn't take long asshole.

[–]contreramanjaro 0 points1 point ago

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Uh... image number 5... even if I don't go to r/wtf, it comes to me.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 169 points170 points ago

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  1. fuck you, that was last week's meme

  2. this was already posted and is nearing the front page, so fuck you again

[–]Bubonic_Ferret 10 points11 points ago

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In case OP didn't get the message yet, fuck you.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 22 points23 points ago

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We clearly haven't beat that beautiful, beautiful meme into the ground enough yet.

[–]autocorrector 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Kelphatron9000 1 point2 points ago

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As of right now, both of these are on the front page. Really, reddit?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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  1. this was already posted and is nearing the front page, so fuck you again

I don't understand how this is getting to the front page. IT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE. Just TODAY.

[–]PaulGiamatti -1 points0 points ago

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Three: It's only slightly photogenic.

[–]lazyduke -2 points-1 points ago*

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Last week's? Shit I think I saw that 3 years ago.

Here you go: WHOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHH

[–]Lockski 7 points8 points ago

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is it 2015 already?

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't be surprised.

[–]lazyduke 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ehoverthere -2 points-1 points ago

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Insert "I dont want to live on this planet anymore" meme here

[–]shaniaf 28 points29 points ago

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Hey, you stole this. Not cool. You stole the picture and the joke from another thread.

[–]00fordmc 5 points6 points ago*

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Welcome to Reddit, Homegirl.

[–]Joshesmuybueno 1 point2 points ago

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And that picture was stolen from a post a year before it

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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Reposts are fine. Reposting something that's still on the front page is bullshit.

[–]DoctorKazefa 11 points12 points ago

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No.

[–]denimdan14 -4 points-3 points ago

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Hahaha lololol you beat me to it sir.

[–]my-little-pwny 5 points6 points ago

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If this is on the front page, and this is a shameless re- post after 3 hours ......why does it have so many upvotes?

Reddit....I am disappoint

[–]enjoycapitalism 10 points11 points ago

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I call him Re-Post with a karmawhoring name.

[–]qwb3656 9 points10 points ago

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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Really? I call him Repost.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 7 points8 points ago

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Winking at the camera mid hurdle... This Corgi is a badass.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -1 points0 points ago

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I wink at bitches mid hurdle. Bitches love winks.

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

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;)

[–]netgod2002 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly the same photo posted 2hrs earlier. Also on the front page at present time.

[–]Primey0 1 point2 points ago

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Cool repost brah. Didn't take you long eh?

[–]NS11J03K3rr 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

[–]K_Swag 1 point2 points ago

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crosses fingers 'ohpleaseletsomeonesuperimposezeddielittle'sfaceontothisdog'

[–]howajambe 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit OP got rolled up and smoked by karma bot

[–]AfricaByToto 1 point2 points ago

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[–]arup02 3 points4 points ago

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This is on the front page of this exact subreddit right not, you scumbag.

[–]I__FAPPED__TO__THIS 2 points3 points ago

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we shall call him... Cunt Destroyer!

[–]revchu 3 points4 points ago

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Whatever, I find this dog to be more photogenic.

[–]TsarCastic 1 point2 points ago

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I call it a repost

[–]NotAPro 3 points4 points ago

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I never thought I would have to control my sexual attraction towards a dog, but here we are.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 6 points7 points ago

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Corgi walks into straight bar.

Leaves bestiality bar.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 1 point2 points ago

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I don't really want to picture what happened in that bar.

[–]ToyStory2WasOK311 5 points6 points ago

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I don't really want to picture your username, yet here I am, ruining this glass of red wine in front of me

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -1 points0 points ago

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I'm going to take a guess and say something having to do with bestiality.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 0 points1 point ago

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Poor doggy :(

[–]autocorrector 2 points3 points ago

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I think missionary would be more successful.

[–]autocorrector 4 points5 points ago

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There's an askreddit thread for you!

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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You mean AMA? He meant AMA guys.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is he... Is he winking at me?!

[–]Kryptimus 0 points1 point ago

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Tomorrow this is going to be another meme..

[–]DavidFoxxxy 0 points1 point ago

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No no no no no, no, no no no no.

NO.

[–]violet_beau_regard 0 points1 point ago

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Look at that saucy wink! ;o)

[–]rps215 0 points1 point ago

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Heisman pose

[–]XSC 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't you have posted this in the thread that's already at the front page? or did you get there so late that you just had to make a new thread for the karma?

[–]pummelhorsie 0 points1 point ago

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Boooooooo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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no.

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact: Almost all dogs are ridiculously photogenic.

[–]awesomechemist 0 points1 point ago

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No. Stop this shit right now.

[–]sebdef 0 points1 point ago

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"Who's awesome? You are. You're awesome."

[–]TrampyKnight 0 points1 point ago

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AHHH THE RE-POSTS! THEY BURN US!

[–]tomjenks1 0 points1 point ago

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so you took a picture from the front page, reposted it with a different title? you expect people not to be mad at you? you should have just posted it in the comments section douchebag

[–]denimdan14 0 points1 point ago

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NO. Let's not do this.

[–]ImAVibration 0 points1 point ago

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Don't start with that bullshit again. It's people like you....

[–]BeastinSeersucker 0 points1 point ago

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Is..Is he winking at me?

[–]demonic87 0 points1 point ago

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Reeepooost.

[–]abearwithcubs 0 points1 point ago

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It'll never catch on.

[–]reconcilable -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]yawnoc -1 points0 points ago

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Next week, someone will post a picture of this dog shitting or something and it won't be funny anymore.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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So... how many days till someone photoshops its face onto a picture of Jesus?

[–]SenTedStevens -1 points0 points ago

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And here's that same dog in Spaaaaaace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq6-tEfES54

[–]TheChurchOfSagan -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone set your meme timers to 3 days. Aaaaanndd....GO!

[–]Spaghetti_Bender8873 -1 points0 points ago

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I call him Superdog.

[–]greevitamin -1 points0 points ago

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Straight to the top.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I fucking hate corgis.

[–]ClaudiusSol -1 points0 points ago

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False. Every dog is photogenic.

[–]Abstractpants -1 points0 points ago

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Next thing you know he will be being interviewed on abc.

[–]Ninjatree -1 points0 points ago

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"I got this". wink

[–]somepoorsap -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like PJ Corgi to me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This needs to be a super meme. Also, I want to see this with some sort of anything is possible tag line. Also lets call it motivational pup. Or something.

[–]BlackLabel2021 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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is it winking?

[–]BigFishMcNish -2 points-1 points ago

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Nearly runs into horizontal poles

Poles get out of his way