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[–]DavyBingo[S] 7 points8 points ago

Credit to AFGSD

[–]Quotes_YourShit 1 point2 points ago*

Credit to AFGSD

DavyBingo. Gambler. Visionary. Guide. Legend.

[–]rderekp 2 points3 points ago

Obviously that kid is into boy dogs, or it wouldn’t have been sodomy.

[–]PUSSY_FEAST_420 2 points3 points ago

You work with what you have.

[–]adurr12 -1 points0 points ago

I have you RES tagged as "You recognize this SN" and now that I realize it, I think you post more than Andrew

[–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit. I feel bad for laughing at this.

[–]moooooserfunk 2 points3 points ago

I'm dying right now.

[–]ElAvestruz 2 points3 points ago

BAM! Hit that shit out of the park.

[–]Nobkin 2 points3 points ago

[–]a1chemi5t 3 points4 points ago

[–]im12whatisthis 0 points1 point ago

I'm OK with this.

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[–]psybermonkey15 2 points3 points ago

[–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

I always upvote German Shepherds.

[–]CallidusUK 1 point2 points ago

''Bitches ain't shit but squeaky balls and tricks''

[–]ImJustJokingCalmDown 2 points3 points ago

He's gotta start peacocking, wearing fancy collars and shit.

[–]Kaddus 1 point2 points ago

In Soviet Russia, dog trains you!

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

It's not as amazing as it looks, he's probably just looking at the pictures. What I can't figure out, is how they got a dog to write that book. That's pretty impressive.

[–]nerdlurker 0 points1 point ago

if this was dog was a person: selfsmart

[–]venona 0 points1 point ago

This is not my first time seeing this image, but it's just as funny.

[–]nic07 0 points1 point ago

That looks like my dog, sits the same way too. Except she wouldn't be looking at that book, unless of course she's a lesbian.............

[–]Clarkmonsterman 0 points1 point ago

unfortunately the smart dogs don't always win

[–]21007 0 points1 point ago

Look closely at the book cover, he's actually the author

[–]keanus 0 points1 point ago

I can tell by the pixels.

[–]DCarse 0 points1 point ago

slap the side of it

[–]falcon_punch93 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what I'm doing!

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

Does he look like a bitch?!

[–]sinfulcolors -2 points-1 points ago

I wonder why they printed the book in color. Seems a bit pointless to me

[–]TheBarta 9 points10 points ago

Because dogs can see color and it wouldn't be nice to deprive them of it just because you want to cut corners and save a few dollars.

[–]only_posts_puppies 0 points1 point ago

[–]toppswagg -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9-r6xCa-aw This is the dogs theme song

[–]lshartnett97 -3 points-2 points ago

Oh you doggg. Eh? First Reddit comment ever, just saying.