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[–]buttscoots 296 points297 points ago

I was looking at the old man and thought "OP doesn't know what a photobomb is - oh" (silent shakes at desk)

[–]astro_ZOMBIE138 74 points75 points ago

I was seriously waiting for the old man to lick his head.

[–]OffInBed 101 points102 points ago

Never be a porn director plz.

[–]CakesArePies 4 points5 points ago

I think interracial homosexual transgenerational porn might be interesting.

[–]Painkiller655321 0 points1 point ago

Either that or a wet willy

[–]mastersprinkles 40 points41 points ago

your silent shakes were my violent jump back when that ninja lady jumped into the frame.

[–]HoverJet 36 points37 points ago

Thats all it takes to startle you?

[–]JmjFu 3 points4 points ago

BOO!

[–]eczemau 2 points3 points ago

Shit my pants.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

... so the old lady... scared you?

[–]DutchPrisoner 17 points18 points ago

In other news, Leslie Nielsen is not actually dead -- he's sitting behind David Robinson incognito at University of Texas basketball games.

[–]YouOnlyLiveOnce 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was him for sure too, is it? I feel like his face is slightly different. Just watched Airplane the other night, Leslie was a legend!

[–]the04dude 0 points1 point ago

Greatest Canadian Ever

[–]aceoftrachs 2 points3 points ago

If she stands there long enough he is going to show her why they call him "The Rear Admiral".

[–]PsychoWolf 103 points104 points ago

The way she's staring into the camera did it for me

[–]Pemby 38 points39 points ago

Her head popping up with that haircut reminds me of that gif where the guy is sitting at the computer and then the smiling penis appears from behind the table. Only she's not smiling. And she's staring into the camera.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

Also, she's not a penis.

[–]Thats_maybe_a_Penis 47 points48 points ago

Are you suuuuuure?

[–]Aston_Martini 6 points7 points ago

Tell me, when have you ever used this account besides for this post?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'll defer to your judgement as you seem to be more of a professional than I, but my personal diagnosis, having seen plenty a penis in my time, is that she is indeed no such thing.

[–]Pemby 33 points34 points ago

Oh yeah. Upon closer inspection, she's not.

[–]massenburger 2 points3 points ago

I like where this is going.

[–]trffoypt 24 points25 points ago

Yeah. I did it. http://imgur.com/2Ha7H

[–]Pemby 0 points1 point ago

Awesome....

[–]mouthfarts 28 points29 points ago

[–]DicksonYamada 19 points20 points ago

[–]Pemby 4 points5 points ago

Yeah!

[–]d3r3k1449 4 points5 points ago

I don't care if you'll be embarrassed Merwyn! I'm 78 and never been on TV and I'm gonna do it!

[–]EvansNicholis 362 points363 points ago

This is great. I can't watching.

[–]AndyRooney 199 points200 points ago

You also

[–]KingNick 145 points146 points ago

Me well!

[–]Lurk_Long_Time 41 points42 points ago

!

[–]Lurking_Grue 29 points30 points ago

.

[–]P-Rickles 20 points21 points ago

ZORK!

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 32 points33 points ago

Hmm karma particles.

[–]MythOfLight 104 points105 points ago

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。。✧・゜゜・。✧。・゜

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 4 points5 points ago

How fancy of you.

[–]TrainFan 7 points8 points ago

I'm so confused...

[–]kdokk 12 points13 points ago

too!

[–]Aston_Martini 14 points15 points ago

We so excited

[–]definiteangel 1 point2 points ago

We gonna have a ball today

[–]repace11 24 points25 points ago

Hmm seems like you verbs

[–]Tstrong420 57 points58 points ago

I think you a word

[–]Monk_E 43 points44 points ago

He accidentally the whole thing.

[–]Frankapharra 28 points29 points ago

I don't it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ramotsky 6 points7 points ago

It about the China man

[–]kevik72 -1 points0 points ago

Chinaman is not the preferred. Asian-American, please.

[–]Dodechotomy 1 point2 points ago

What if they still live in China?

[–]Monk_E 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your, man.

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 1 point2 points ago

*prease.

[–]kevik72 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]TheMicrowave 1 point2 points ago

[–]ACharmlessMan 23 points24 points ago

QUICK EVERYONE, this comment is rising to the top AND it has a grammatical error! All aboard!

[–]Solid364 8 points9 points ago

CHOO CHOO, ALL ABOARD THE RON PAUL KARMA EXPRESS!!

[–]jpsquill 191 points192 points ago

I saw this happen live and laughed for minutes straight.

[–]islaydragons 88 points89 points ago

Come on... minutes straight? Be real.

[–]aheinzm 149 points150 points ago

black minutes

[–]xVerified 103 points104 points ago

MAAYNE, I AIN'T SEENT YOU IN A MINUTE

[–]originalusername2 68 points69 points ago

I BEEN LAUGHIN MUTHAFUCKA.

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 1 point2 points ago

YOU BEIN' FUNNY MUTHAFUCKA?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM

[–]MrTurkle 0 points1 point ago

That's even longer.

[–]mrsammercer 4 points5 points ago

I either don't know what that means or don't get the reference. Still upvoted because giggled.

[–]abenton 0 points1 point ago

minutes homo!

[–]symptomless 4 points5 points ago

four minutes straight?

[–]FredCompany 0 points1 point ago

fork 'andles?

[–]homestargunner 0 points1 point ago

and then you went back to gay?

[–]CodeOfKonami 101 points102 points ago

Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mr. Robinson.

[–]dksprocket 0 points1 point ago

That was really cool and slightly disturbing. I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]kushdizzle 8 points9 points ago

It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.

[–]turtle013[!] 3 points4 points ago

The large man in the middle of the Fran is David Robinson. Former basketball player, for those who don't know.

[–]RTrooper 17 points18 points ago

Goo-goo-g'joob, Mr. Robinson

FTFY

[–]histumness 21 points22 points ago

Actually, even though the lyric in the original Beatles song is undoubtedly "goo goo g'joob", I think the lyric in the Simon and Garfunkle song is "coo coo ca choo"

[–]RTrooper 17 points18 points ago

Through minutes of research, I have found that the S&G version is spelled in multiple ways that include both coo-coo-ca-choo and ku-ku-ka-chu (which is the weirdest of them). The more you know!

[–]chcrouse 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted, that was an interesting tidbit

[–]norris528e 0 points1 point ago

That's what I thought.

However the Admiral went to Navy, not Texas. He was an Ensign.

[–]Fayl 17 points18 points ago

I was waiting for the camera to scroll down.

[–]LaxnessKamban 68 points69 points ago

The Admiral is calm as ever! Go Spurs!

[–]Heelincal 1 point2 points ago

The Twin Towers! <3

Go Spurs Go!

[–]polezo 10 points11 points ago

I'm just here to plug /r/NBASpurs. Don't want to spam, but it would be awesome if we could get 300 in the community before the playoffs.

GO SPURS GO

[–]goodybag 0 points1 point ago

upvote for #1 in the West

[–]108241 3 points4 points ago

We lost that spot last night, Thunder won, we lost.

[–]QuantumBreakfast 43 points44 points ago

slightly faster loading version

It's my favorite gif right now. I like to come into random conversations on peoples' facebook walls with it.

[–]Bandit1379 4 points5 points ago

Thank you! You don't know how long I took trying to find THIS version of this gif. As if it didn't take long enough to figure out what to properly describe it as in Google, I kept finding crappy 3-second, low-quality, zoomed-in versions.

[–]SpaghettiWizard 4 points5 points ago

I just love how it slowly zooms out

[–]spagentjackbauer 2 points3 points ago

I'm dying. I've been watching this for about 5 minutes and can't stop laughing.

[–]tyrer 0 points1 point ago

First, you make the point that the OP is reposting. You then proceed to repost the .gif linked from the second highest comment of the "original" post. But still, funny stuff.

[–]FancyHenderson 7 points8 points ago

I am going to save every video, gif, pic I see that is funny on the frontpage and then a month later, BOOM! I'm going to unload those suckers and have boy band karma like you dream about.

[–]thatcamguy 6 points7 points ago

Someone will beat you to it by a day

[–]NoUrImmature 6 points7 points ago

The more I watch...the funnier it gets.

[–]theblakeshow 33 points34 points ago

If you like the gif, then you HAVE to watch this video the whole way through

http://deadspin.com/5884329/david-robinson-was-victimized-by-one-of-the-great-videobombs-of-all-time

[–]BigTortoise 23 points24 points ago

That slo-motion replay was painful.

[–]sigaven 1 point2 points ago

It was going so slow it might as well have been playing back in time

[–]blowcarrot 18 points19 points ago

[–]esiper 1 point2 points ago

You just made my day sir that was epic

[–]Bfyah 5 points6 points ago

man im crying out loud or it would be laughing?

[–]whatknott 2 points3 points ago

The Protomen song is perfect.

[–]The_Jacobian 2 points3 points ago

HOLY PROTOMEN!

Also, I remember when this happened, /r/UTAustin blew up about it.

[–]John_Redcorn126 5 points6 points ago*

[–]Deluxx00 0 points1 point ago

Aww.. disappointed :( Was expecting longer version not exact same thing but in video format

[–]Scenesense 4 points5 points ago

Is that the log lady?

[–]sethamphetamine 9 points10 points ago

Another Front Page Repost

[–]Yofi 0 points1 point ago

Well it's a good thing it got reposted so that the thousands of people who upvoted got to see it for the first time.

[–]starthirteen 3 points4 points ago

Looks kinda like Mrs. Landingham.

[–]Ramsus32 4 points5 points ago

"The old man? This is lam....OH MY GOD!"

[–]SexyElvis5 3 points4 points ago

Let's loop it, loop it, loop it, loop it [link]

[–]teamscene 2 points3 points ago

this made me chuckle.

[–]knowlesee 2 points3 points ago

I like how towards the end of the dotgif he moves his head with the woman's head so that it is properly obscured.

[–]Miseducated 2 points3 points ago

Man, the years have really caught up with Velma.

[–]Stracci 2 points3 points ago

Directed by M Night Shyamalan

[–]DCtoATX 6 points7 points ago

Hook 'em, Horns!

[–]Austinlegend 2 points3 points ago

Had to scroll way to far to get to this. Hook em!

[–]McNutty14 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Q tip ladies

[–]StarHarvest 1 point2 points ago

OH HAI!!

[–]MrJeinu 1 point2 points ago

Want more of this lady? Because here is more of this lady: http://gifbomblady.tumblr.com

[–]skyfire23 1 point2 points ago

She looks exactly like the sex therapist who used to be on late night television.

[–]bout2cum 1 point2 points ago

ZOMBIEEEEEE

[–]zombiechris 1 point2 points ago

No one upstages the god damned Admiral.

[–]welltheresAbacon 1 point2 points ago

Someone should put Nigel Thornberry's face on that woman

[–]Chad_Juniorson 1 point2 points ago

This just keeps getting funnier the more you watch it!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Grandma NO!!!!

[–]LoveIsTheMovement 1 point2 points ago

I have never laughed such a stupid giggly laugh... this is golden.

[–]Junkaka 1 point2 points ago

This is quite exploitable.

[–]Heelincal 1 point2 points ago

The Admiral!

[–]Herdinthehalls 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else hear a slide whistle noise in their head?

[–]RANDOM_EPIPHANIES 1 point2 points ago

"CHANCE ENCOUNTERS ARE WHAT KEEP US GOING" -HARUKI MURAKAMI

[–]ethereel 1 point2 points ago

I thought of this.

[–]harmonicfoxy 1 point2 points ago

My log has something to say to you.

[–]Pretzeldorff 1 point2 points ago

A WILD OLD LADY APPEARS!

[–]ds727 1 point2 points ago

that's a gif bomb

[–]eggroll1123 1 point2 points ago

Alexis Wangmeme? Is it a new meme I'm missing out on?

[–]dschneider 2 points3 points ago

And it's Wangmene, not Wangmeme. :P

[–]DaminDrexil 2 points3 points ago

[–]impruv 1 point2 points ago

Great bomb, but .... its a Gifbomb!

[–]TommyPaine 1 point2 points ago

First photobomb I've really appreciated and laughed at. 9/10

[–]TheMadMule 1 point2 points ago

This isn't a photo. It's a series of moving...oh fuck it.

[–]schulzee 1 point2 points ago

upvote for the horns

[–]sachegrande -4 points-3 points ago

It is a pretty good bomb, but it's been posted fucking a billion times.

[–]primokarim 72 points73 points ago

Thing is, I've never seen it, like many other redditors. So instead of snarking out when you realize its a repost (for you), maybe you should consider moving on.

[–]Jymotion 40 points41 points ago

I always forget what the third post is supposed to be in this debate

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

"something something read the FAQ something something"

FTFY

[–]GhandisFlipFlop 4 points5 points ago

and my axe!

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 2 points3 points ago

Ya, like yesterday in a comment thread right after someone else had said "This is the best photobomb" the next person responded "No this is" with this gif.... and now OP is karmanopolizing.

[–]IKnowYouNow 1 point2 points ago

More like karmanibalizing

[–]Bruins08 0 points1 point ago

Would have been better if she popped up with the back of her head to the camera...

[–]helpmesleep666 0 points1 point ago

Can't stop watching/laughing.

[–]Xjpk 0 points1 point ago

Imagine just tuning into this and seeing an old lady on the team.

[–]Incongruity7 0 points1 point ago

At first I didn't know what I was looking for because it loaded slow for me-- made it 10x funnier.

[–]focusinc 0 points1 point ago

Someone posted the slow mo of this gif and it's awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Watching this several times seriously put me in an all around better mood.

[–]Ruddiver 0 points1 point ago

she reminds me of Fred Armisen doing Governor Paterson on SNL

[–]idrawinmargins 0 points1 point ago

BaCACK

[–]emohipster 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, being old, the perfect excuse for being a complete asshole.

[–]Paper_Champ 0 points1 point ago

it reminds me of something out of SNL or the Amanda Show.

[–]DoctorMiracles 0 points1 point ago

I've arrived. OK people, you needed me?

[–]toyg 0 points1 point ago

DAE think she looks like the nosy neighbour in the first few seasons of Desperate Housewives ?

[–]YeaButHesRacist 0 points1 point ago

Seeing this live was the highlight of my life. I have lead a largely meaningless life.

[–]BrockRockswell 0 points1 point ago

So I am guessing no one here but me is on Shaggy Bevo. We have had a lot of fun with this gif for a while now.

[–]don2563 0 points1 point ago

This gif was quite amusing.

[–]peadith 0 points1 point ago

It's Don Rumsfeld.

[–]tonedeath 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty good, but it would be much better if she'd popped up and then turned around.

[–]SkeeverTail 0 points1 point ago

Who sits up like that? Seriously man...

[–]trequartista 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my highschool German teacher.

[–]Reisz 0 points1 point ago

The exact same colour shirt. . . It's like an alternate reality version of himself breaking through the fabric of space-time. I guess in that other dimension everyone is an older white woman.

[–]Cptn_Hook 0 points1 point ago

I was about to sneeze, and then she rose into frame, and I started laughing and lost the sneeze.

Just when the sneeze started to come back, she did it again, and I lost it again.

This happened three times in total before I had to choose between turning away from the computer or suffocating on a deprived sneeze.

[–]zigzagjake 0 points1 point ago

shirts even match

[–]TheHark80 0 points1 point ago

Bwahahahaha!! That really IS the best photobomb.

[–]IndependentBoof 0 points1 point ago

It was funny... but mostly I'm just happy to see The Admiral. It brings me back to a day when the NBA was interesting and fun to watch.

[–]gaurus 0 points1 point ago

Warning: Do NOT open link in the library. I repeat do NOT open this in the library.

[–]rxn17 0 points1 point ago

The admiral is not pleased

[–]floridamike 0 points1 point ago

I normally don't agree with self proclaimed "best" posts, but you win...this time

[–]skrumf 0 points1 point ago

My reaction while looking at the old man and then - "Woah!"

[–]morlakai 0 points1 point ago

she was totally getting rammed

[–]Kevnmur 0 points1 point ago

Except it's not a photo

[–]iwrotethisonshrooms 0 points1 point ago

why would anyone downvote this. this is the best thing since sliced bread.

[–]mirrorneuroses 0 points1 point ago

Log Lady?

[–]triarii3 0 points1 point ago

damn i got scared lol

[–]Only_Says_SMD 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she just finished sucking some dick.

[–]blablabla222 0 points1 point ago

REpost

[–]expert_mode 0 points1 point ago

more like .gifbomb

[–]hany259 0 points1 point ago

wangmeme LOL

[–]bonerghost 0 points1 point ago

is this a scene from 'enemy of the state II"?

[–]jmacom1 0 points1 point ago

That HAS to be Leslie Nielsen. Not a clever cover-up...

[–]PrestonJMor 0 points1 point ago

What you don't know is that she just came up from blowing him.

[–]LadyFarts 0 points1 point ago

Oldest Photobomb Ever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that player's face totally ruined the woman's entrance. Totoal photobomb.

[–]etbcom 0 points1 point ago

C'mon. That's gotta be Bill Gates in drag...

[–]OGrizzle 0 points1 point ago

I CAN'T BREATHE

[–]scubasteve1203 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean gifbomb

[–]arshizy2 0 points1 point ago

one dose not simply photo bomb

[–]SirToffo 0 points1 point ago

Chuck Testa?

[–]Cooli0407 0 points1 point ago

We are legion!! Said old lady

[–]iamhusband 0 points1 point ago

...I always thought I'd get kicked out of the library for looking at NSFW links. I was wrong.

[–]kdokk 0 points1 point ago

So did she see her shadow? Will there be 6 more weeks of winter?

[–]deucesNdoobs 0 points1 point ago

Oh man!! That is fan-fucking-tastic!!!! Lol

[–]pineapplepower12 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was the old man