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[–]sachegrande 9 points10 points ago

STOP. POSTING. THIS.

[–]habadacas 2 points3 points ago

with an attitude like that, we now we know why nobody will hire you.

[–]newloaf 4 points5 points ago

I've seen this post many times before, still don't think it's funny.

[–]holger-danske 4 points5 points ago

this gets posted so often, it deserves its own subreddit

[–]The_Syst 4 points5 points ago

[–]Molestinyocookies 1 point2 points ago

Apply at McDonalds or Starbucks or something. Then you have a job, and keep looking for better ones.

[–]EgonAllanon 1 point2 points ago

fun fact, jobbie is slang for shit in parts of the united kingdom for reasons that elude me.

[–]king_cherokee 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]everynamestakenSTILL 1 point2 points ago

retoast of a retoast of a retoast

[–]mesaone 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should feel like getting a job. You know, for money. So you can buy things.

[–]gnorty 0 points1 point ago

OP - I have no idea what country you live in, but in all probability it is one which is fairly open to immigration/emigration. If the general flow of the workforce is inwards (ie foreign workers coming to your country) ask yourself how the fuck they can find work when you have difficulty. If it is the latter (most of the workers head outwards) then ask yourself why you cannot do the same. If leaving the country is a problem, then who does the jobs vacated by those workers?

Perhaps the reason you cannot find a job is that you do not want one - or at least do not want the jobs available. Suck it up, kid. Very few of us are doing the job we choose in the place we want to be. That's why they have to pay us to be there.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

You are aware that a "jobbie" is a shit, right?

[–]johndeer89 0 points1 point ago

The way I see it, our generation's situation is somewhere between our parents getting a job in the late seventies and our great grandparents in the depression. We're half way to being Henry Fonda from the Grapes of Wrath!

[–]Stayblazin420 0 points1 point ago

quote from "Always Sunny", picture from "Going The Distance?

[–]thekind253 0 points1 point ago

The gif is better. This is weak.

[–]StopStaringAtMyJunk -2 points-1 points ago

You can't, the Mexicans took all of the jobs everywhere.

[–]golfjunkie 0 points1 point ago

I know. I can hardly ever find any gardening or janitorial work anymore.