lol @ Genesis

samisbond · 4 months

Sometimes people take the most tame of verses because the rest are too outlandish.

How about Genesis 6:2⌂ when YHWH's divine entourage comes down and mates with the human women to produce semi-divine giants.

shikitohno · 4 months

I feel upset that before laughing, my first reaction was to think, "There's no way he's that far in and still in Genesis. That's got to be Numbers at least."

The_Painted_Man · 4 months

DO NOT LAUGH AT GENESIS. PHIL COLLINS WAS AWESOME.

bananaraptor · 4 months

The other day I was talking to my mom on the phone about politics and somehow she managed to go into great detail about the story of Jonah and the whale as if it happened last week and she'd been there. A. I've heard it before. B. Facepalm.

WholeWideWorld · 4 months

There are an estimated 8.7million non-bacterial species on earth. Lets be very conservative and assume 6.5million are on land (as estimated by scientists!). Lets be even more conservative (stupidly so) and assume that each of these needs only 1cm² of space (poor elephants) with no space in between and lets totally disregard the fact that Noah had two pairs of each animal. If my math checks out, the Ark would need to have had 65km² (40.4m² ) of floor space to house everyone. (based on my insanely conservative estimates)

IkeDeez · 4 months

MEME THAT HEATHEN http://imgur.com/7cd0s

HenkieH · 4 months

The best part: 6:16 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above;

God tells Noah to make one small window (18 inches square) for ventilation.

W00ster · 4 months

More magic in the bible than in the Harry Potter series!

WanderingSpaceHopper · 4 months

It's possible because magic.

Dr_Dippy · 4 months

But he couldn't fit the dinosaurs so thats why they all died

LogicalLarynx · 4 months

Maybe the book of genesis actually depicts the terraforming of earth (the creation story) coupled with the moving of all animals from a seperate planet that was over-flowed with water (noah's ark)?

Bamont · 4 months

I liked the part where God created plants before sunlight.

Vibster · 4 months

Despite the amalgam fillings, this man has excellent teeth.

Merk2 · 4 months

It wasn't Noah. It was the Doctor. Just think about it: the TARDIS is bigger on the inside, after all... Just sayin

Wikmeister · 4 months

I find the story of Noah's ark the most unbelievable of all. I mean I only recently realised that Christians think that earths population started at two, then rose to a few million, then dropped back to just noahs family before rising again to the few billion we have now. And all without evidence of incest (except in Norfolk)

sandmanMike · 4 months

It's bigger on the inside :)

madelinerose7 · 4 months

All I can think about is if this picture had "HAHA!/RELIGION!" as text.

watermoccasin · 4 months

Well no, it makes perfect sense, there were only like a dozen back then that had to fit in that boat and since then they've evolved into the millions of varieties we have today.

genzahg · 4 months

I was hoping for a 69 joke, but was left with only disappointment.

adam_antichrist · 4 months

the old blokes that wrote the bible thought there was only about 12 species of animal. That's what happens when you decide that you know everything before you know anything.

mimus09 · 4 months

Nobody seems to care about the fact a man lived to the age of 600? When in history did life switch up and only go to 65-100? Is it because we revolutionized human actions? Is it our own fault? If we would have forgotten science and just lived as the bible says would we have lived for hundreds of years? Or is is all just bullshit?

giant_enemy_spycrab · 4 months

Obviously, Noah was a time lord.

nthensome · 4 months

Does it actually say he was 600?

lejugg · 4 months

love his face

redbeardo · 4 months

No you don't understand! Creation science says that he put on a few animals and they naturally adapted to their environment! EVOLUTION IS A LIE.

/this is actually written on a display in the Creation Science museum in Kentucky. I was trying to convince some friends to not go there. I told them it actually taught evolution. The fundie replied, "oh, if it teaches anything like that, we will just ignore it" Hope that works out for you.

thaencyder · 4 months

You have to give credit to the original sc-fi writers, the guys who wrote the Bible. Highly creative I must say.

culdraug · 4 months

Old Testament... more like LOL'd Testament! amirite?

popwarrior · 4 months

Taking the bible literally.

You guys are just as bad as the 1,000s of other religious sects that take an interpretation of the bible.


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