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[–]xinxy 958 points959 points ago

That is one very opportunistic dog. He doesn't even care if you may be hurt. He's going to fuck your face no matter what.

[–]MadMageMC 21 points22 points ago

"It's not cheating, 'cause it's your dog!"

I am continually amazed at the diversity of this one throw away quote.

[–]face_phuck 284 points285 points ago

Yes this is the face fucking dog reporting.

[–]mastersprinkles 78 points79 points ago

Can we request a 30 second heads up when you try to hump humans? We don't need humped when we are falling off trampolines.

[–]face_phuck 191 points192 points ago

No, I strike when the moment is ripe

[–]joemangle 52 points53 points ago

The boy's relationship with his dog, after that day on the trampoline, was never quite the same again.

[–]alive41stime 39 points40 points ago

From that point on, he always kept a spare jar of peanut butter.

[–]touchy610 17 points18 points ago

SHUDDER

[–]NotRape__SurpriseSex 49 points50 points ago

There's never an unripe moment.

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 34 points35 points ago

*when the moment is rape

FTFY

[–]TacoChrist 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure it was the dog who sabotaged the trampoline in the first place.

[–]OxfordComma1019 4 points5 points ago

And look at that tail wagging! He is SO happy about this situation!

[–]Iamsanta 9 points10 points ago

Well he was going to help, and then he just said 'Fuck It!'

[–]yes-i-read-it 70 points71 points ago

I love the top comments for that one. "Run !, the kid with the sideways foot is gonna get us"

[–]vindico_atrum 14 points15 points ago

The other top comment wins out.

"Aww C'mon, Walk it off."

[–]PineapplePhalluses 45 points46 points ago

The amount fucks that kid gave, even with all his screaming classmates...wow...

[–]Foxblade 34 points35 points ago

All the kids running and screaming after he broke it was fucking hilarious.

[–]Gecko99 2 points3 points ago

It's not my fault! I didn't do it!

[–]benderunit9000 18 points19 points ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]Mongoose42 7 points8 points ago

Hey, looks like that kid broke his foot. LET'S KEEP THE MUSIC GOING!

[–]Leanneh20 9 points10 points ago

I would have left screaming too.

[–]nastybacon 111 points112 points ago

Every fail should end with a dog rape!

[–]TheNr24 11 points12 points ago

I'll quote you on that some day, i swear!

[–]BrianWantsTruth 16 points17 points ago

When I see this gif, I'm reminded that if you were to be messing around on a bike or trampoline or something, and REALLY hurt yourself, maybe knocked out, maybe dead, that dog will probably fuck your face to completion.

It stands to reason that this has happened somewhere, some time. When they found his broken, lifeless body in the back yard beside his BMX, it was discovered his nose and mouth were full of caninecustard.

[–]DBWhits 46 points47 points ago

I still can't figure out which is worse; a broken back or being face raped by a dog...

[–]Lefthandedsock 54 points55 points ago

Believe me, it's the broken back.

[–]ManifestNightmare 9 points10 points ago

Normally I'd try to argue the sillier one...but that broken back made me nope pretty hard.

[–]super_dave_cares 36 points37 points ago

and there's no proof that the guy didn't get raped by a dog after his back broke either

[–]joemangle 4 points5 points ago

The chances of being face raped by a dog are exponentially increased once you've broken your back.

[–]Lefthandedsock 13 points14 points ago

Brokeback Mountain...

Doggy style

[–]Immynimmy 248 points249 points ago

He can say with confidence that he's one of the few people on this planet who got the back of his head to touch his ass.

[–]MrBotanik 126 points127 points ago

just like when your friend tickled you while you were pissing and it went all over the both of you...

[–]touchy610 27 points28 points ago

Strangely, I'm confused by this one.

[–]snailwithmonocle 9 points10 points ago

I remember that guy. MrBotanik probably has him tagged in Reddit Enhancement Suite because of a story he told in /askreddit of him taking an incredibly long piss and a very weird friend who heard him, wanted to see it, and ended up tickling him, resulting in piss all over the too. Don't have the link, sorry bro.

[–]GlitchPixel 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god I remember that. His friend was high as a kite and "just want to see it. I'm not gay for your penis or anything."

[–]Jeanpuetz 14 points15 points ago

This is the part where someone sais that he spent too much time on reddit.

[–]flying_chrysler 8 points9 points ago

Please no.. why have you made me remember this?

[–]purenitrogen 3 points4 points ago

Is that the weird college dorm experience guy ?

[–]NSFWImageDescription 344 points345 points ago

A young man severely injures himself while attempting to perform an elaborate acrobatic manuvere on a trampoline. He lands in an unusual manner and appears to bend in a way that human spines are not meant to bend.

[–]Beeslo 63 points64 points ago

You do god's work. Do you frequent /r/spacedicks?

The shit I've seen...

[–]fishfinger 4 points5 points ago

I've just been searching for a thread from about a year ago I remember where a list of about 60 or 70 of the most disgusting videos on the internet had been posted, and somebody attempted to watch them all and describe them textually.

Couldn't find it, can anyone help?

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 517 points518 points ago

Dude broke in half yo

[–]Blixti 249 points250 points ago

Kids these days, no spine!

[–]TheSelfGoverned 10 points11 points ago

They have terrible posture. They're always slouching.

[–]The_Drunk_Kraken 123 points124 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15-yQO01Uwc

[Turn volume off/way down]

[–]potted 196 points197 points ago

What's the update on that guy? Paraplegic? Magicians assistant?

[–]Semyonov 250 points251 points ago

He has about 5 months to recover and had a fuse done in surgery. Cracked a vertebrae but that's it. Amazing he didn't die.

[–]ravikus 54 points55 points ago

It's a good thing he got all those shares on facebook.

[–]dwightschrute518 56 points57 points ago

It's because johnny Knox is a bears player, and he's tough

[–]nomdaweb 76 points77 points ago

Welcome to Jackass.

[–]papabears 36 points37 points ago

Illusionist's* Michael

[–]Cthulhuhoop 5 points6 points ago

Tricks are what a hooker does for money...Or candy?

[–]stupid_cracker 4 points5 points ago

i want to know too!

[–]meatcar 26 points27 points ago

Knox required immediate surgery in order to stabilize an injured vertebra, but maintained sensation in all limbs following the incident. He was placed on injured reserve on December 19, ending his season.

Wikipedia

Seems like he got off better than expected.

[–]Grepus 14 points15 points ago

Je-sus H Christ...

[–]stuhfoo 24 points25 points ago

he... he just bent in fucking half

[–]Teiresias666 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for the volume warning! Saved mah damn life

[–]DUELETHERNETbro 14 points15 points ago

best drink yo milk

[–]f1nnbar 87 points88 points ago

Not me but my son.

Went to a friend's house. Friend had huge trampoline. They (five 12 year olds) decided they'd move the trampoline from the lush lawn to the DRIVEWAY so that they could do JUMPSHOTS into the basketball backboard that was mounted on a pole CEMENTED into the BLACKTOP.

.... skull fracture. Yeah.

[–]NunsMockMe 42 points43 points ago

I was babysitting my brother when I was 16 and he was 10. He had a few friends over. I caught them dragging the trampoline onto our driveway and asked them what the hell they were about to do.

They were going to jump from the roof of our garage onto the trampoline. My 14 year old sister witnessed this and didn't think anything of it. I flipped out.

[–]Frying 63 points64 points ago

Is your sister a Darwinist?

[–]NunsMockMe 20 points21 points ago

Hahaha. It appears so.

[–]InfernoOmni 737 points738 points ago*

Clicks link Oh, god. Is he going to hit his head on the ceiling? Oh, phew. Still watching Oh, god. He is going to land on his head. Squints eyes ... Wait, he's going to land on his feet! Unsquints Wtf, so was this just an awesome fli--- OH MY GOOD GRAVY.

[–]TwoOhSevEnt 92 points93 points ago

I watched this .gif frame-by-frame due to my slow internet connection. My squinting was comparable.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

The escape button never feels more appropriately named than when I'm using it to stop one of these horrible GIF's from repeating over and over after it's loaded.

[–]dropkickninja 12 points13 points ago

Thank you for this knowledge.

[–]Killswitch_Engaged 203 points204 points ago

(゜Д゜)

[–]sapunec7854 28 points29 points ago

(゜ч゜)

[–]dyszka4u 67 points68 points ago

Silly Russians and their alphabet.

[–]sapunec7854 52 points53 points ago

In democratic America

Я is written R

[–]TrolltasticLogic 142 points143 points ago

democratic America

Where the hell is THAT America!?!?!?

[–]Irish_Pineapple 9 points10 points ago

Actually Я is Ya, but whatever.

[–]sapunec7854 2 points3 points ago

тйенк ю, ай дидн'т ноу

[–]FlyingLiquor 21 points22 points ago

My body aches from watching this. UGH IT TINGLES.

[–]Confidence_Throwaway 47 points48 points ago

Holy mashed potatoes, indeed!

[–]thelbane 15 points16 points ago

This is waffles!

[–]DeathInABottle 44 points45 points ago

Waffles? Don't you mean carrots?

[–]Nostalgia_Guy 34 points35 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[–]JohnnyUtah9 14 points15 points ago

Oh my gumby

[–]cpqq 6 points7 points ago

Saw where this was going, "Nope, nope, nope, nope."

Closed before he clearly was about to break his body.

[–]Skythen 424 points425 points ago

Was taking a nice poop while watching this. Butt clenched at the wrong moment. Poop ruined.

[–]roguewave 218 points219 points ago

Keep us posted on how the rest of the bowel movement goes.

[–]Smalz22 97 points98 points ago

Lets wait. I'm sure OP will deliever

[–]noprotein 29 points30 points ago

...soon?

[–]ramzie 27 points28 points ago

OH COME ON!

[–]hc5duke 83 points84 points ago

Sorry, this is Skythen's primary physician. He did not survive the hyperclenched sphincter injury.

[–]MrKequc 23 points24 points ago

Oh how terrible.

[–]endyrr 2 points3 points ago

To what address should I send the "I'm sorry your child/brother/significant other/roommate/squatter died of a hyperclenched sphincter injury" cake? Pretty sure Target makes those cakes ...

[–]watutalkinboutwillis 9 points10 points ago

at least he died doing what he loved the most.

[–]cephalgia 14 points15 points ago

First world problems:

Watching video from Reddit where dude breaks in half

Defecation perfection hopes dashed

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

aw dude. i hate it when i flex it wrong and mash a poop with my cheeks. keep your chin up!

[–]joe_canadian 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes it seems no amount of wiping will clean it up, leading to an "aw fuck, I'll just take a shower" moment.

[–]Quenchiest 130 points131 points ago*

Back in 6th grade, I went to summer camp and did a backflip on the camp trampoline. I fell on my head and sprained my chest for a week. It hurt with every breath I took and I probably nearly died. Trampolines are fucking dangerous.

[–]WaldoWal 240 points241 points ago

My little brother landed weirdly in his neck on a trampoline when he was 10. By the next morning, he had several strokes. He was in the hospital for months. No speech. No movement on his left side. Some loss of ability to control emotion.

18 years later and he's partially recovered. Walks with a limp. Speech is slow and difficult to understand at times.

Debbie Downer I know. On the bright side, I watched him get married a few months back to the most saintly women I have ever met.

Stay off trampolines.

[–]malagrond 307 points308 points ago

Get hurt on trampoline -> become a polygamist?

[–]WaldoWal 72 points73 points ago

Ha...I'm not even going to bother correcting it. Well played sir.

[–]DrBigMac702 28 points29 points ago

goddamn it, i feel horrible for laughing

[–]discman 8 points9 points ago

well fuck...

[–]Killswitch_Engaged 62 points63 points ago

...you can sprain your chest?!

[–]Quenchiest 25 points26 points ago

It was probably a strain (muscle tear) rather than sprain (ligament tear), but my pecs were red and swolen and breathing was laborious and painful.

[–]knotwrite 6 points7 points ago

I strained my pecs where they connect to the sternum when I was water skiing for the first time.

Felt bloody terrible for about a week.

[–]Barry_good 5 points6 points ago

Did the same, while pitching I pulled a pec really bad. Hurt so bad, went to the hospital worried it was something worse. Painful and scary feeling all at the same time.

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[–]vodkamartini 27 points28 points ago

That's really sad. Sorry to hear about your friend.

[–]pearljamman010 56 points57 points ago

I was expecting you to say hammock.

[–]Youngblood777 41 points42 points ago

Here Lies Hammock

[–]smum 4 points5 points ago

here lies dylan's sense of humor

[–]busy_beaver 10 points11 points ago

I'm seeing a lot of misinformation in this thread.

Backyard trampolines are dangerous, because kids try to do flips (or other weird tricks, like jumping from a trampoline into a pool/roof/pile of leaves), without any instruction or spotting.

Trampolining, the sport, when practiced in a proper facility, with a certified coach, is quite safe, and a ton of fun.

It's basically the difference between enrolling your kid in archery lessons vs. sending him out to the backyard with a bow and arrow and telling him to have fun.

[–]gamblekat 2 points3 points ago

Dude in the video looks like he's trampolining in a gym, not a backyard. I'm sure it's less dangerous, but I've seen enough videos of competitive trampoliners crash-landing that I suspect 'safe' is a relative term in this context.

[–]Their_Police 8 points9 points ago

Trampoline broke my arm and caused nerve damage in my fingers. All's well now though.

[–]misterswarvey 30 points31 points ago

When I see a NSFW tag coupled with the word trampoline, THIS is not the kind of thing I wanna see!

[–]johneldridge 5 points6 points ago

Dare I ask what you DO want to see? Trampoline boobs?

Actually, come to think of it...

[–]misterswarvey 6 points7 points ago

Is this even a question?

[–]Garren191 6 points7 points ago

I agree. This isn't even NSFL. If I see NSFW I demand boobies/extreme gore.

[–]moyno85 296 points297 points ago

So like... did I just watch a man die?

[–]boomboompowpow 1612 points1613 points ago

No. If you look at the clip you can clearly see him do the same jump after the first one. I'm still watching the clip and he has done this at least 80 times now.

[–]chaotic2050 324 points325 points ago

Let us know when he finally stops mate. We need to know.

[–]filmfiend999 40 points41 points ago

He won't stop. He can't. Dude's got serious stamina and a slinky for a spine.

[–]chupuhcabra 2 points3 points ago

Like many Marvel immortals and superheroes his body doesn't produce fatigue toxins in his muscles so he can keep this up for years, perhaps decades.

[–]PatAunces 151 points152 points ago

Gif checklist:

Joke about how the gif is actually linear and not repeating - check

Video source posted - check

Comment about how the video is a million times better -

Reverse gif posted -

Come on guys, we've almost finished the obligatory comments for this gif, let's get them done before someone is original!

[–]fuck_pants 60 points61 points ago

[–]tombone66 25 points26 points ago

Love how the guy in back realizes that it's naptime

[–]boomboompowpow 375 points376 points ago

Asshole with a checklist - check

[–]ayeroxor 150 points151 points ago

Asshole mad at the guy with the checklist - check

[–]Ellipsicle 185 points186 points ago

Meta comment - check

[–]sir_nigel_powers 41 points42 points ago

Checked the comments for this, saw the karma train and hopped on. check-a-check-a-choo-choo!

[–]CedarWolf 2 points3 points ago

Pointed video - check

[–]captgrizzlybear 10 points11 points ago

Man, the video was a million times better!

[–]TuckedNip 2 points3 points ago

This is why I come to the comments.

[–]Brianne123 21 points22 points ago

Someone commented on this before who said he knew the guy. Said he just had some sprains and no major damage.

[–]Ographer 32 points33 points ago*

The first comment on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeXsLL0eiZg
"I happen to be a friend of Martin's and I can safely say that he is perfectly fine now, he isn't paralyzed, that's a complete lie. He suffered a sprain and was in a cast for a few weeks, but he's been okay ever since. "

[–]ThePinkPowerRanger 54 points55 points ago

Ah, yes. I too am a friend of Matin's and am now collecting donations to help him on the road to recovery and rehabilitation.

shifty eyes

[–]tummybox 23 points24 points ago

UPVOTE THIS TO SAVE HIS LIFE!

[–]dodli 3 points4 points ago

It so happens that Martin Baker (the trampoline kid's full name, apparently) is also the name of an ejection seat company.

[–]dj_squelch 34 points35 points ago

So like... did I just watch a man die again?

FTFY

[–]Shilo59 10 points11 points ago

... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again.

[–]Red_Woody 20 points21 points ago

I whip my spine back and forth!

[–]A-Ron 47 points48 points ago

Snap City bitch, Snap Snap City bitch

[–]CarbonGod 130 points131 points ago

Silly vertebrae, you aren't meant to move that direction! side notes: I have GOT to show this to my chiropractor and video his reaction!

[–]scherzox 96 points97 points ago

At first I read:

and video his erection.

I'm pretty sure chiropractors get off from this stuff.

[–]timothyjwood 77 points78 points ago

Chiropractor's reaction: That man should give me a bunch of money so I can not make the problem any better.

[–]deleated 14 points15 points ago

Come, be reasonable, it's not that chiropractors want a bunch of money, they just want a small amount of money for an infinitely long sequence of visits.

[–]somesortof 17 points18 points ago

Oh do, do, do!! think of the sweet karma it will provide!

[–]doyou000me 12 points13 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeXsLL0eiZg this is the original with sound!

[–]Mcelite 11 points12 points ago

NSFW? Are you serious?

[–]shillbert 2 points3 points ago

I am the manager of a fitness facility and I can confirm that this video is definitely not safe.

[–]theabacus 8 points9 points ago

WTF? Stretch Armstrong???

[–]loumerloni 70 points71 points ago

Did he died?

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]chetnrot 79 points80 points ago

Seems legit

[–]GonnaLeaveThisHere 51 points52 points ago

i'll believe it just to feel better.

[–]eyecite 13 points14 points ago

I can verify that this gentleman is a certified certifier.

[–]Martel732 19 points20 points ago

I am going to choose to accept this without pursuing any information that might change my mind.

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 16 points17 points ago

Same here. If anyone needs me, I'll be in /r/aww

[–]Martel732 9 points10 points ago

That is a good idea, if you hold up a sec we could carpool, gotta save the environment, amiright.

[–]StickyBunz1 14 points15 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Fuck gravit... ahh wtf! 34coms 195pts 25dys WTF
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY (X-post from r/gifs) 175coms 739pts 2mos WTF
I call this trick... The Back Breaker 152coms 554pts 2mos gifs
Bendy [gif] 42coms 51pts 8mos WTF
But spines don't work like that! 50coms 145pts 8mos gifs
Ouch. 73coms 77pts 12mos reddit.com
No! That is NOT how you do the worm 72coms 100pts 1yr WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]OMROKER 5 points6 points ago

would like to know if he broke or just hyperextended his back...

[–]zaph42 6 points7 points ago

All trampolines should come with a wheelchair for future use.

[–]mildlyfunny 8 points9 points ago

Where does everyone work that this is nsfw but the rest of reddit is?

[–]Posts_Like_Jim_Ross 25 points26 points ago

BAH GAWD, THIS MAN HAS BEEN BROKEN IN TWO. WITH GAWD AS MY WITNESS, HE HAS BEEN SNAPPED CLEAN IN HALF. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN ALL MY YEARS WITH THE WWF, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MAN BEND AS GROTESQUELY AS A FEW SECONDS AGO.

[–]jurkki[!] 16 points17 points ago

[–]fiddlercrabs 9 points10 points ago

He got right back up and started flipping again!

[–]socal134 5 points6 points ago

Oh god, I just had a flashback to Johnny Knox getting bent in half by the Seahawk's defence.

[–]Miqchan 5 points6 points ago

Oh my GOD!!! TRAMAMPOLINE!!!

[–]ITboredom 5 points6 points ago*

[–]mosesonaquasar 4 points5 points ago

I wonder how loud the crack/pop was..

[–]h83r 11 points12 points ago

the person behind him seemed to know something bad just happened.

[–]holger-danske 4 points5 points ago

As a parent & homeowner, I forgive my parents for not letting me have a trampoline.

Let the neighbors have that liability... I was just going to fuck it up w/ my snowboard anyhow.

[–]colinrichardson 4 points5 points ago

When I called to change my address for my renter's insurance last week, one of the only 7 questions I was asked about the house was whether it had a trampoline in the yard. I now understand why.

[–]beeeeeps 13 points14 points ago

Why is this nsfw?

[–]ThePinkPowerRanger 4 points5 points ago

I imagine OP meant it as NSFL. Either way, it's not particularly.

[–]Aehsxer 2 points3 points ago

I saw a guy kick himself in the shoulder once during a game of full contact hacky sack, but I have never seen someone headbutt their own ass!

[–]FakeScientificStory 3 points4 points ago

The guy had several trapezial, rhomboidal and erector spinae injuries. It's kind of complicated what happened; however, he wasn't severely hurt. When the back compresses when you hit the trampoline at such a velocity, you get pressure build up in the synovial joints in the back. These can easily diffuse the pressure if only on a small volume, but he literally bent and compressed at least 5-7 vertebrae. Several discs slipped out for a second or two and resulted in the sprains.

[–]daginnn 4 points5 points ago

[–]NormalIsBoring 9 points10 points ago

[–]doclobster 3 points4 points ago

HELP

[–]CrackpotGonzo 2 points3 points ago

My aunt and uncle used to have a large trampoline in their backyard. Summers were spent with me and my cousins doing sweet backflips all day every day. No serious injuries ever.

One night two kids from the neighborhood broke into my aunt and uncles backyard (latched gate) and started horsing around on the trampoline. One of the kids was jumping, flew off the thin and broke his leg. The next day my aunt and uncle get a call (they didn't know this had happened) saying they're being sued by the kids family. The next day there was no more trampoline at my aunt and uncles house. Saddest day of my life.

tl;dr - aunt and uncle had trampoline, neighborhood kids broke into backyard, one broke his leg and the kids parents sued my aunt and uncle

[–]rd5493 2 points3 points ago

...and a 6.3 from the Russian judge.

[–]13_0_0_0_0 2 points3 points ago

Finally after years of thinking I was desensitized against everything online, something I couldn't watch more than once.

[–]CactusInaHat 2 points3 points ago

Youtube recommended: Go Katie!

Go Katie.

[–]bunsofcheese 2 points3 points ago

I play this game where I open a gif in WTF and see how close I can get to the horrible part without actually seeing it, then back-button out of there.

It's kind of like russian roulette, but instead of bullets, it's nightmares.

[–]noccusJohnstein 2 points3 points ago

Why is this NSFW?

[–]chazferrari 2 points3 points ago

I'm sick and tired of these muthafuckin NSFL posts being labeled as NSFW.

[–]KuragoHundo 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

Wonder when he got pants...

[–]not0your0nerd 2 points3 points ago

My parents DID let us have a trampoline! We bounced my cousin off and she got a bump the size of a softball on her head, had to go the the hospital. and of course those springs on the side have pinched me a zillion times. We had it until my sister got caught with her boyfriend on the trampoline, damn sister ruins it for everyone.

[–]Hoooooooar 2 points3 points ago

[–]polarbeargarden 2 points3 points ago

They told me I could be anything, so I became origami.

[–]davemitchell93 1 point2 points ago

I just keep watching this, mesmerised. Over and over again, I don't understand it.

[–]pocketchange2247 1 point2 points ago

I got the same gut-wrenching feeling I got when I saw Johnny Knox's injury

[–]EPluribusUnumIdiota 1 point2 points ago

Is it me or are these things like #2 most dangerous toys, just after #1 lawn darts? Every kid I knew who owned one had multiple broken bone stories, one kid even scalped himself on the hollow metal support post.

[–]helpmewinplz 1 point2 points ago

My dad is a doctor and he said they call them Quad-Machines.... as in Quadriplegic. I was never "allowed" to go one one.

[–]PatrickNLeon 1 point2 points ago

He didn't die. He actually was uninjured. I remember reading a comment from one of his friends, either on a repost, or on youtube, about his condition. He was hurting, but was uninjured.

[–]SRU45 1 point2 points ago

Joba Chamberlain?

[–]Amazing_Steve 1 point2 points ago

And when he's 40, he'll wonder why his back is giving him so much grief suddenly. It's the age at which my own long forgotten childhood injuries started to send subtle reminders.

[–]feeblemuffin 1 point2 points ago

this is safe for work.