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[–]AdamHR 23 points24 points ago

INSERT JOKE ABOUT WANDS RISING AND WINGARDIUM LEVIPENIS, ETC

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Accio condoms.

[–]gymwarrior4 5 points6 points ago

Uh oh condom broke. Points wand at uterus "Avada Kedavra!"

Instant abortion

[–]mcartz33 -3 points-2 points ago

Magic spell: sex

...

didn't work.

[–]kosuth 4 points5 points ago

Imperio then Obliviate. Unknowingly willingly had sex.

[–]gymwarrior4 2 points3 points ago

It's called roofies

[–]ittybittyblonde14 33 points34 points ago

Not hating on Emma, but there isn't too much too miss

[–]Klem0n 15 points16 points ago

Yeah she hardly has any hair anymore

[–]mcartz33 1 point2 points ago

daniels laser like gaze has had an effect similar to laser hair removal.

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 4 points5 points ago

I don't give the boobs 10/10, but overall, she's pretty hot. And the accent...Shut up and take my ---there is nothing to put here that will not be a rape or prostitution joke. I want to have sex with her. There.

[–]EgonAllanon 0 points1 point ago

as a british person i wish she would shut the fuck up, seriously that voice pisses me off to no end.

[–]khyth 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I don't get it either. I'm sure if he wants to see boobies, he has plenty of opportunities to see some fantastic pairs.

edit: I just realized I like him less now.

[–]stareattheart 1 point2 points ago

While there's nothing not hot about small tits, Emma isn't that pretty to me.

She looks like Kristen Stewart to me. But instead of acting like a limp dick, she overreacts.

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 1 point2 points ago

sooooo, you do not want to fuck her?

[–]vivvav 10 points11 points ago

I almost feel like he does this intentionally just so there would be pictures of him staring at her chest, trolling the media or something. From what I've heard about Daniel Radcliffe, I really wouldn't put it past him.

[–]Tortured_Sole 1 point2 points ago

He was on QI a few seasons back. Knew pretty much everything and in more depth the the Great Stephen Fry

[–]Why_Cheesoid_Exist 1 point2 points ago

He was saying they basically had history of magic lessons to prepare for the movie. Everyone was hoping it was like Hogwart's irl.

[–]sambob 6 points7 points ago

By the third picture she's annoyed by him looking, the forth she has given up caring.

[–]RATPIE 2 points3 points ago

I thought I was going to see something by the fourth photo... nope still flats

[–]holger-danske 1 point2 points ago

if he takes his eyes off them, they may grow into boobies

[–]John_Saxon 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there!