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[–]Ephemerall 27 points28 points ago*

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Hold on... photoshopping the crane out~

edit: In the hoofs of an angry camel-god!!

[–]bigweiner 2 points3 points ago

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^ How I feel introducing myself to camels when I'm high

[–]brycedriesenga 1 point2 points ago

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I think this would still be pretty funny with the text but no actual crane.

[–]sheepyowl -1 points0 points ago

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crane shadow still there

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

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[–]POSTS_GIFS 20 points21 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This was intentional, but still awesome : )

[–]markjoga 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think we should piss on each others legs just a little. Be so much more fitting.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus Christ that made me laugh so hard.

[–]chook79 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck yeah. I lost my shit when I first saw this a few years ago.

[–]Pentapus 1 point2 points ago

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I do this intentionally to people I dislike. There is nothing more disheartening than a high five unexpectedly meeting a fist bump.

[–]randyrectem 7 points8 points ago

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I don't high five people because I don't like my girlfriend getting slapped.

[–]SerPsychoSxy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SimilarImage 70 points71 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months wutO_o Please ignore the crane... here 51 445
10 months down_vote_magnet Ignore the crane. /r/pics 80 433
6 months broostenq PLEASED TO MEET YOU here 20 277

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[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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I like this ones title the best.

[–]wutO_o 3 points4 points ago

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hehe, there I am

[–]AltoidNerd 9 points10 points ago

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Shut up bot, the title is part of the fucking joke.

[–]240caloriesperbottle 16 points17 points ago*

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I imagine he sounds like Will Ferrell scream talking.

[–]DaminDrexil 7 points8 points ago

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Funny, I heard Gilbert Gottfried.

[–]240caloriesperbottle 2 points3 points ago

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That works as well!

[–]turbonated 1 point2 points ago*

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I heard Loud Howard from Dilbert

Edit: changed loudmouth Larry to loud Howard. I don't know what I was thinking. Thanks dddddan

[–]dddddan 2 points3 points ago

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Loud Howard?

[–]Salger12 1 point2 points ago

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Steve Carell all day guys, come on.

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Everybody! We're Going Streaking!

[–]SANAFABICH 5 points6 points ago

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That picture always makes me sad. Poor camel :(

[–]Bleak_Author 8 points9 points ago

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0ysxl had always been a good camel. He was not the strongest, or fastest, or prettiest of camels, but he was very good at being a camel.

Each morning he would rise with this brethren and graze upon the dew laden plants as the suns golden rays spread out slowly across the desert sands. This was an unnecessary exercise, 0ysxl and his brother camels were well kept by their owners. They were never in want of food or drink, but there was just something special within those first waters that clung delicately to the few plants afforded their enclosure.

Today was a fine day indeed, the air lately had been humid, blowing up from the southern seas, and the plants were lush with the sunlit waters.

0ysxl heard his owners familiar calls from their enclosure, but today the sound was punctuated with an unfamiliar thrumming and an unfamiliar acrid scent.

They smiled at 0ysxl and he trotted to them. His owners had gathered around a large metal camel that smelled as if he was unwell and had been bridled for a journey. They motioned for 0ysxl to come closer as they drapped the bridle beneath 0ysxl's belly.

How strong this metal brother was! 0ysxl felt himself lifted into the air. Up and up, on over the fence and for the first time in his life 0ysxl felt the sands that lay upon the other side of the fence.

They felt good.

Come. Come. His owners led him, on past their enclosure and to a tree. 0ysxl did not like the tree. It smelled wrong and he shivered as his toes felt the dirt beneath it.

0ysxl grew afraid as his owners bound his feet and tied him to the tree. He bleated for his brothers, and they bleated back but could not come.

0ysxl felt a sting across his throat, his heart skipped a beat and he grew dizzy. Why couldn't he stand? Why couldn't he bleat? He tried to stand but the ropes were tight and the ground was wet. He grew tired.

0ysxl did not rise again. He closed his eyes, the scent of spices upon the wind and the distressed calls of his brothers in his ears. 0ysxl shuddered and moved no more.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice...

[–]OH_GOD_I_JUST_JIZZED -1 points0 points ago

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wat

[–]strippy 2 points3 points ago

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I really don't mind reposts. It makes me want to go look through my saves. I can look through my saves any time I want, but I don't cause I'm too lazy and feel like I "should be doing something more productive" so I just float mindlessly through the front page.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

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Well I don't see why I would be an Arab guy in white.

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points ago

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As me (German) and some friends noticed a few years ago in Prague, it's much easier to speak foreign languages when drunk. Even filmed it to make sure it's not just from a different perception, but indeed: Even people with usually terrible accents were able to speak rather proper English after a view litres (was a cheap bar crawl so the beer was watery, but free).

[–]BagatoliOnIce 0 points1 point ago

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I am German/Scottish and I can not confirm this. I usually know I'm drunk when I lack the ability to recite faster songs and my English gets worse.

[–]king_of_the_universe 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still waiting for someone to fix the horrible text. The first "please" should be a "glad". It kills this otherwise perfect piece of humor that there's two "please"s in such short succession.

[–]XOLegato 1 point2 points ago

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You are responsible for my first LOL of the day- have an upvote!

[–]Yes_this_is_a_repost 16 points17 points ago

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yes this is a repost

[–]RageOverflows 5 points6 points ago

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You'll go far kid.

[–]LuridTeaParty 5 points6 points ago*

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Come in here, dear boy, have an upvote, you're gonna go far. You're gonna fly high, You're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try; They're gonna love you.

Well I've always had a deep respect, And I mean that most sincerely. The account is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, where's the source link?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it Riding the Karma Train.

We're just knocked out. We heard about the sell out. You gotta get a post out. You owe it to the people. We're so happy we can hardly count.

Everybody else is just green, Have you seen the chart? It's a helluva start, It could be made into a monster If we all pull together as a team. And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it Riding the Karma Train.

[–]AltoidNerd -4 points-3 points ago

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Shut up novelty, the title is part of the fucking joke.

[–]earthdestroyer 1 point2 points ago

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You already said that

[–]365365 0 points1 point ago

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But this way you get double-karma!

[–]AltoidNerd 0 points1 point ago

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It's called parallelism, parallelism call out queens.

[–]deadpoetic333 1 point2 points ago

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I was recently trying to reach someone and gave them my name, to which he replied "I was really drunk that night, man, I don't even know..."

To which I answered "We work together, bro..."

[–]jtcompound 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell do you get yourself a camel when you are sober, let alone drunk?

[–]drunkpreacher 0 points1 point ago

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I'm suprised i haven't seen this in Morocco yet....

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 0 points1 point ago

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"And I'll warn you now, I spit a lot".

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

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When ever I see this picture I imagine that his camel is being repossessed due to lack of payment.

[–]Switche[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I've been trying to track down the original version of this image that I saw, but I only ever see this one reposted, and no one responds to this request.

In this version, the camel is saying "Don't leave me!" and the dude is saying "I'll come back for you, I promise!"

I thought that was way funnier. I suppose I could just make it myself but I also just want to know I'm not crazy for remembering it this way, and that kind of takes the magic out of it.

[–]yourafagyourafag 0 points1 point ago

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-Camecal Ali

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i completely lost it to this pic, man i needed that hahaha if i could give this a million upvotes i would!

[–]KillAllTheThings 0 points1 point ago

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"Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you."

[–]AndyDwyer 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea why, but I read that in an Andy Samberg voice talking extremely loud. Not yelling, just loud.

[–]rustypuddle 0 points1 point ago

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The allcaps really make this picture...

[–]vintermann -2 points-1 points ago

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The camel looks more like it's screaming insults comparing the man's mother to an unclean dog. Anyway this is an ooooold image just reposted with a funny headline (it must be funny, it's about being drunk!)

[–]paholg -1 points0 points ago

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Have you ever even drank any alcohol?

[–]KingOyez -1 points0 points ago

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You present them with your camel toe?

[–]epidermius -4 points-3 points ago

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BIGGEST LAUGH THIS MONTH! The title was a key element!

[–]miotke -1 points0 points ago

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Well that pretty much sums it up.

[–]punkdigerati -1 points0 points ago

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I have seen this damn image posted once a month for years. Fuck.

[–]Xervicx -2 points-1 points ago

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This is how I will introduce myself to people at the next party I'm going to in a few weeks.

[–]Flossing -3 points-2 points ago

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inb4 top of /funny

[–]hijabihipster -4 points-3 points ago

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this still makes me laugh.

[–]andiwasliekwtf -5 points-4 points ago

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Wtf

[–]epicGOPfail -1 points0 points ago

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DAT TOE!