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[–]illustratingreddit 490 points491 points ago

[–]kindlebee 87 points88 points ago

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS!?

[–]DIARRHEA_STEW 41 points42 points ago

Fuck NASA, this is our future.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Considering that most of us waste our time here, I'll go on a limb and guess that we have no future.

[–]frenshy 27 points28 points ago

The bottle should be Buckfast. Would make the stereotype much more accurate.

[–]ngtstkr 21 points22 points ago

He's already at McDonald's. Is that not Scottish enough?

[–]FrToddUmptious -2 points-1 points ago

a.k.a. Scottish Champagne

[–]jeffjb4488 0 points1 point ago

Isn't Frosty Jacks Scottish Champagne??

[–]tonyp2121 12 points13 points ago

There are not enough up votes in the world for you.

[–]Skitrel 7 points8 points ago

To the top with you sir, everywhere you go!

[–]Xtremeskierbfs 5 points6 points ago

you sir, just became my new favorite novelty account. Congratulations!

[–]symbiotiq 12 points13 points ago

Ma'am

[–]Ceberus 1 point2 points ago

HA!! I LOVE IT!

[–]HannahBeth54 310 points311 points ago

what is there to agree with? it's planking, not Scientology.

[–]atticus2323 159 points160 points ago

First it's planking, next thing you know you wake up and BAM. Holocaust.

[–]cm721f 40 points41 points ago

And that could lead to dancing.

[–]Paradoxou 14 points15 points ago

Leave Hitler alone

[–]MrBoldMan[!] 5 points6 points ago

You're lucky enough to have him cook for you! LEAVE HIM ALONE!

[–]M3nt0R -1 points0 points ago

I think you're misunderstood 'round these parts boldman. I understand you.

[–]MrBoldMan[!] 7 points8 points ago

Well I was trying to make an oven joke... guess that failed.

[–]M3nt0R 1 point2 points ago

The art speaks for itself. Your intent may have been the oven joke, but my reality perceived it as an Emeril Live joke, and I don't even watch the guy :/

[–]Toxicfenix -5 points-4 points ago

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!

[–]AltoidNerd 2 points3 points ago

Too soon

[–]zguld897 3 points4 points ago

Holocausting?

[–]Relish11 1 point2 points ago

This made me spit Cheerios all over my laptop. Thanks for that.

[–]MonotonousMan 20 points21 points ago

Fucking people with their laying... flat. Sick sons of bitches putting their jean covered genitals all over objects. MAY THEY RETURN TO THE HELL THEY HAVE RISEN FROM!

[–]prometheus1981 -2 points-1 points ago

AHYYYYEEEEE!!!

[–]Chewcocca -1 points0 points ago

I guess they should have finished rising.

[–]CalamityOne 6 points7 points ago*

I, for one, find the act of planking morally and ethically objectionable. It is an activity for heathens.

EDIT: grammar/spelling

[–]rsharvey 2 points3 points ago

objectionable

FTFY

I'll allow 'oif' though..

[–]CalamityOne 2 points3 points ago

I was taking a crap and typing that on my phone, sorry! I didn't want to edit for spelling mistakes, I probably should though.

[–]PostSincerity 10 points11 points ago

I love it when people say, "I don't believe in the death penalty." They're in for a rude wake up if they ever find themselves seated in an electric chair.

[–]sandwichesbysudo 0 points1 point ago

Individual topics, and a party's, person's, or organization's opinion on them are often called the "planks" of their platform in reference to a basic stage made out of boards or planks of wood, similar to what can be assembled for public speaking or debates to be held on.

This man's allegiance lies with corporations... as does he, apparently. Can't say I approve, unless McFlurries are involved.

[–]MontegoBarbados 0 points1 point ago

I don't agree with that.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

"Look at that guy planking, poor dude must be emotionally bankrupt"

[–]DiamondShreddy -1 points0 points ago

Isn't it MacDonald's, anyways?

[–]Geckel 101 points102 points ago*

"I don't agree with Planking,"... funnier than the picture.

[–]mindaika 12 points13 points ago

"As an aplankian..."

[–]Paradoxou 26 points27 points ago

[–]IdTugYourBoat 38 points39 points ago

I don't agree with that.

[–]sh3llsh0ck 6 points7 points ago

I prefer Faith-Hilling.

[–]ihopeyoulikewasps 3 points4 points ago

Dude get with it, Taylor Swifting is where it's at.

[–]donnellyrfc 0 points1 point ago

fuck you im going batmaning

[–]ihopeyoulikewasps 0 points1 point ago

What you mean like this?

[–]Knight5 -1 points0 points ago

God Damn it. I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked your link.

[–]OCDTrigger 8 points9 points ago*

I prefer Trayvoning

[–]Cptn_Sisko 9 points10 points ago

OH LONG JOHNSON!

[–]SirToffo 10 points11 points ago

Why does it say farts behind him?

[–]eroggen 5 points6 points ago

Some things are just plain wrong, you know?

[–]jcondomi 19 points20 points ago

planking isn't cool unless death is almost certain if you mess up

[–]skifrk29 46 points47 points ago

Actually, I think he's just passed out drunk, and is going to have a hell of a rude awakening in a few hours.

[–]Inquisitor1 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, this picture has nothing to do with planking.

[–]shoziku 1 point2 points ago

Just a normal day in Scotland. You're right.

[–]ThatStromboli[!] 29 points30 points ago

oooooh long johnson

[–]SovietMan 0 points1 point ago

Oooooh long piaaaano

[–]Scrooge_McDuck90[S] 28 points29 points ago

For anyone wondering about the Scottish connection, this picture was take in Dumfries, Scotland.

[–]guntotingliberal 36 points37 points ago

I thought, maybe, you know, it was because it was at "Mac" Donalds.

[–]EpicSchwinn 8 points9 points ago

To supersize or not to supersize, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the fries and shakes of outrageous flavor or to take arms against a filet-o-fish against a sea of diarrhea and by wiping end it.

[–]MmIoCuKsEeY 1 point2 points ago

In what way is Hamlet relevant to either McDonald's or Scotland?

Macbeth is The Scottish Play. A more appropriate verse would be:

Is this a Big Mac which I see before me,
The pickles toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;
I have thee not, and yet I savour thee still.
Art thou not, luscious vision, sensible
To tasting as to sight? or art thou but
A burger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the meat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I gnaw.

[–]steviesteveo12 0 points1 point ago

The full title of Hamlet is "The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark". For that reason alone I have to echo MmIoCuKsEeY's question of what it has to do with planking on a McDonald's sign in Dumfries.

[–]test_alpha 6 points7 points ago

I heard he had a farm.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 3 points4 points ago

I heard that on that farm he had a cow.

[–]rsharvey 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm relieved that didn't take off!

[–]test_alpha 1 point2 points ago

WITH A MOO MOO HERE AND A MOO MOO THERE!

[–]Paradoxou 4 points5 points ago

Dumfries .. What a clever name for a Mcdonald

[–]VelociraptorFetus 10 points11 points ago

Pronounced dum freece like fleece if you do a really bad impression of an east Asian.

[–]SyanticRaven 6 points7 points ago

It's not pronounced the way you think it is. We have a lot of places like that, we show people the name then laugh when they get it wrong. Like a cruel joke...but that's nothing wait till you go to Wales.

[–]Jodiee182 8 points9 points ago

milngavie.

[–]Tryptophane 7 points8 points ago

MULL-GUY!

GIES A HIGH-FIVE, AND YER WALLET.

[–]rsharvey 1 point2 points ago

Hawick.

[–]idrinkirnbru 0 points1 point ago

Possil

[–]Jodiee182 0 points1 point ago

how's possil hard to pronounce?

[–]idrinkirnbru 0 points1 point ago

You'd assume it's pronounced "Pohsil", but it's pronounced "Poessil".

[–]Doctor-Gregory-House 0 points1 point ago

upvote for mentioning where I live

[–]sqrt4761 9 points10 points ago

Sauchiehall Street is always a favourite!

[–]BeatlesForSale 2 points3 points ago

Gloucestershire is always a good one to ask Americans to pronounce.

[–]tomarr 0 points1 point ago

porthmadog for british people

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to guess it sounds something like "Porth-madock"

[–]tomarr 1 point2 points ago

Close! Port Maddock

[–]Arch_0 0 points1 point ago

Ythan, Ythsie, Tolquhon are a few I'd love to see people try and pronounce.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 0 points1 point ago

Even Scottish people get Culzean Castle wrong. It's on our bloody money.

[–]GwelyMernans 0 points1 point ago

Edinborro.

[–]xXBlUnTsM0KA420Xx 2 points3 points ago

Or Edinbuhruh depending on where you're from.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 2 points3 points ago

I prefer the vowelless "Ednbruh"

[–]Tonyfreeholy 2 points3 points ago

obviously.

[–]The_End254 0 points1 point ago

Coming from there it doesn't surprise me, there is nothing to do in that dump.

[–]djaykay 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I was about to ask.

[–]jeffjb4488 0 points1 point ago

Ooo, Dumb-fries, i know a few people from there this dosent seem too far fetched.

[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats -3 points-2 points ago

Thank you, but I preferred you put this in the title because then I had to do this whole thing of "looking in the comments."

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[–]rsharvey -1 points0 points ago

Every time Scotland is mentioned on Reddit, you get a handful of phonetically written Scottish accent posts...

I'm Scottish too btw, but I find the idea of writing with an accent retarded. Especially on an international forum.

The only thing more annoying is when non Scottish people attempt to mock it and get the phonemes all wrong! I have absolutely no problem with people mocking the Scottish accent, groundskeeper Willie style. His accent, contrary to popular belief is pretty much spot on. I just hate to hear any accent mocked badly.

[–]idrinkirnbru 4 points5 points ago

I'm Scottish too. Up yersel!

Edit: Where the hell in Scotland are you from, if you think Groundskeeper Willie has a realistic accent?

[–]rsharvey 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Brought up in Orkney, Dundee lately.. Moving soon.

Yeah as far as a generic comedy accent goes yeah!

It's way better than shrek or any other time an American attempts a Scottish accent. They usually end up sounding Irish.

I grew up reading phonetic Scots poems submitted to the local paper so I fucking hate it!

No other nationality does that do they?

[–]DJbobb -1 points0 points ago

There are parts of Scotland that the Groundskeeper Willie accent is how they talk, where I'm from there isn't really one accent, it's all the same.

[–]idrinkirnbru 2 points3 points ago

Video evidence? I've never come across anyone with that accent :S

[–]DJbobb -1 points0 points ago

Next time I see someone with that accent I will get a video and send it to you, you have an easy to remember name as I also drink Irn Bru

[–]idrinkirnbru 1 point2 points ago

Excellent! Got a place name I can search up on youtube?

[–]Jodiee182 0 points1 point ago

a hangover from drinking, you say? thank god you specified

[–]reeru 8 points9 points ago

how do we know thats not just a corpse? and someone put it there to fuck with the police?

[–]notsothrowaway 5 points6 points ago

like the title says, it's on another level.

[–]Agent17 10 points11 points ago

Fuck Yeah Scotland!

[–]CrushTheOrphanage 5 points6 points ago

He wasn't planking, he just drunkenly passed out there.

[–]I_WANT_TO_MOUNT_YOU 3 points4 points ago

I am Scottish and can confirm we all do this.

[–]donnellyrfc 0 points1 point ago

i can confirm that although the one in the picture is a bit mild

[–]Unsung_Hero 3 points4 points ago

[–]daronatsy 6 points7 points ago

That's MacDonald on McDonald's.

[–]Sappharos 10 points11 points ago

[–]scottishredditor 8 points9 points ago

Missed out Northern Ireland.

[–]Wingthor -1 points0 points ago

Scumbag Scot, fights for national identity, forgets other countries.

[–]Sappharos 2 points3 points ago

scottishredditor was the one who pointed it out...

[–]derekgivesuhell 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if I should be offended.. Or understanding.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 0 points1 point ago

Blue as blue can be :( GDI guys.

[–]Dressedinsuede 2 points3 points ago

I'm lovin it

[–]thesundeity 6 points7 points ago

[–]Ceejae 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lohlein 1 point2 points ago

I think the guy above me won.

[–]WaituhWhat 5 points6 points ago

MFW I read "I don't agree with planking" and came to the comment section

http://i54.tinypic.com/qnl3j9.gif

[–]Lohlein 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand but I like upvoting.

[–]arielnichole 1 point2 points ago

I bet he climbed the pole by hand, too.

[–]banderwocky 1 point2 points ago

If it's not Scottish!...

[–]JSLEnterprises 1 point2 points ago

Asians still one up on this. relevent, also relevent

[–]Captain_Generous 0 points1 point ago

Planking is pretty big in Japan. Ive seen some crazy pics.

[–]Doofie27 1 point2 points ago

The scots have turned planking into some sort of...

puts on shades

high art.

[–]Oelund 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting something like this: http://imgur.com/OUVuq

[–]babyshanks 1 point2 points ago

I call bullshit. The sky is never blue in Scotland.

[–]Dan_Mess 1 point2 points ago

He's not scottish.

He's one of my friends from Llanelli, Wales.

Here's the picture:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2263858886590&set=a.1538239786566.2071196.1552028351&type=3

Here is his profile:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552028351

[–]fargochipper 1 point2 points ago

Faith Hilling, however...

[–]Troll_Stomper 1 point2 points ago

is so two thousand and late.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Saying two thousand and late is so 2009.

[–]marinarasaucy 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else expecting a kilt and all that entails?

[–]Evilcanary 1 point2 points ago

Ooooooh Loooooong Joooooohnson

[–]oli704 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how he got up there?

[–]Asterisk007 0 points1 point ago

I've seen better.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

No, pretty sure this is just planking. Nothing advanced about it. People die from stunts like this.

[–]00fordmc 0 points1 point ago*

Looks like Mary Poppins got a little lost.

[–]truedatbrah 0 points1 point ago

im lovin it

[–]chaldea 0 points1 point ago

McDowels.

[–]Heavyrain63 0 points1 point ago

shit just got real

[–]CompactedPrism 0 points1 point ago

Nah just passed out drink on the sign. That's par for course for the Scottish really.

[–]spikek1 0 points1 point ago

It's all about faith hilling now. Don't they know?

[–]Soronir 0 points1 point ago

I don't always plank, but when I do...

[–]lonewolf56 0 points1 point ago

ah the Scottish, they can take anything to a whole new level and that's why I'm proud to be part scottish

[–]donnellyrfc 1 point2 points ago

part scottish means you can only drink 4 bottles of bucky without getting drunk

[–]lonewolf56 0 points1 point ago

I weep for my limitations

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is ridiculous. People who plank look like dicks. Literally. My penis was planking before it was cool.

[–]HindenZerg 0 points1 point ago

Faith Hilling on the other hand, is completely acceptable.

[–]julianface 0 points1 point ago

this post had 1337 upvotes when I saw it

[–]Voidsheep 0 points1 point ago

FP, seriously? Planking is lame no matter how you do it.

Do some Taylor Swifting up there it would actually deserve to be here.

[–]Ghili 0 points1 point ago

No true Scotsman would plank on a McDonalds sign!

[–]ilikecheese121 0 points1 point ago

How does one disagree with planking...?

[–]ScotlandFTW 0 points1 point ago

Just a normal day in Dumfries...

[–]Peter100000 0 points1 point ago

He should get a Guiness World Record for that

[–]mrlr 0 points1 point ago

Was he high?

[–]FluoCantus 0 points1 point ago

You don't "agree" with it? It's not an ideology, it's just an act. A fad, even.

[–]tweezemistress 0 points1 point ago

Is this real? What is happening here?

[–]chris11211 0 points1 point ago

how do you even get up there?

[–]ScottishIain 0 points1 point ago

Invent anythin and we'll take it too far.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I'll have whatever he had.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I saw a video of some Russian teenagers running to lie between train tracks as trains come by, you could call that planking as well.

[–]thedennismethod 0 points1 point ago

I believe the correct term is "whole 'nother".

[–]griffith12 0 points1 point ago

you don't agree with it?

[–]chameleon42 0 points1 point ago

Nice ad McDonalds.

[–]1Chance 0 points1 point ago

Lol! Everyone knows that taylor swifting is whats in now noob!

[–]GoodMorningWood 0 points1 point ago

Leave it to the Scottish to bring back planking to a whole new level.

[–]ChurnedIntoButter 0 points1 point ago

McPlank

[–]tiredofthehate 0 points1 point ago

how do you not agree with planking? It's not something you debate.

[–]Pixel_Hound 0 points1 point ago

I just love seeing where people have taken this

[–]Boredatjob 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like faith hilling.

[–]buttking 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not saying "a whole nother."

[–]mlkelty 0 points1 point ago

They just caber tossed that guy up there, so it's not that impressive.

[–]skyshock21 0 points1 point ago

I thought we all agreed planking was over when that one dude planked on the back of a live whale in the ocean?

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Chaseman69 1 point2 points ago

McPlankin

[–]frodokun 0 points1 point ago

[–]DutchJester 0 points1 point ago

looks like one of those remote control flying humans that they used for that one movie that wasnt that good.

EDIT: Picture

[–]moonmixer 0 points1 point ago

i came here because he does not agree

[–]Zarfi 0 points1 point ago

Ohh! Long Johnson.

[–]Izzetmaster -1 points0 points ago

The fuck does the title even mean, "don't agree with planking"

Fucking elitist prick.

[–]livingstone86 -1 points0 points ago

Considering how much Buckfast they drink, I'd hope they're good at lying flat on their faces in unusual places.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Still twenty eleven in Scotland

[–]MrLister -1 points0 points ago

I still think planking was invented by some poor dude trying to piss with a hard-on.

[–]Niam_Leesom -1 points0 points ago

He's a scotsman, he isn't planking he's blind drunk.

[–]nyquiljunky -1 points0 points ago

You can tell this is Scottish because it's a McDonald's sign...

[–]lionweb 2 points3 points ago

You can tell it's anywhere in the world because it's a McDonalds sign

[–]I0I0I0I -1 points0 points ago

lol Scottish food.

[–]cburta -2 points-1 points ago

That's just how they commit suicide.

[–]oogaboogacaveman -2 points-1 points ago

thank you for saying "whole other" instead of "whole nother"

[–]PicksOutTheOneThing -2 points-1 points ago

the Scottish know how to take it

ಠ_ಠ

[–]amisamiamiam -2 points-1 points ago*

TIL that McDonalds in Scotland are called MacDonalds, where you can order a Furguson flurry with a whiskey chaser.

[–]lionweb -1 points0 points ago

Flanigan is Irish.

[–]amisamiamiam 0 points1 point ago

touche touche, edited

[–]2013orBust -2 points-1 points ago

*Scots BTW.

[–]GreenJesus423 -3 points-2 points ago

If this was Scottish...wouldn't it be "MacDonald's?"

[–]_CaL_ -3 points-2 points ago

Pretty sure he is Irish not Scottish and he is just sleeping off his hangover.