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Everything I know, I learned from XBOX Live (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Bubonic_Ferret 1009 points1010 points ago

"Do you come in peace?"

"I came in your mom lol"

[–]Givants 214 points215 points ago

"U fags don't even have intergalactic travel"

"fucking noobs"

[–]Adderall_Admiral 51 points52 points ago

"fuck u faggit cracker im black n u cant report me cuz thats racist"

-whiteboywasted1995

[–]Brad9375 12 points13 points ago

I was born in 1995. Is it bad that I'm ashamed of my generation?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

No, not at all. These shitheads give all us 95ers a bad name.

[–]ThermInc 13 points14 points ago

TIL I'm old

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 4 points5 points ago

You're a teenager, we all got shit for what some idiots did...FUCKING FAG NOOB!!!!!!11111!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

As a 95er, I'd be happy to help you exterminate these shitheads.

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      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

      I think this directly correlates to penns qote about how gaming is not bad for you. :D

      [–]noobyface 37 points38 points ago

      "So this motherfucker is your planet. Mine's bigger lol."

      [–]Willyjwade 263 points264 points ago

      (Said in the squeakiest voice ever) Fuck your couch nigga, I'm the biggest bad ass there is, my daddy works for Microsoft and he'll ban you ass for being mean to me.

      [–]blue_16 152 points153 points ago

      My uncle is a professional hacker! I'm MLG!

      [–]I_Will_Allow_This 65 points66 points ago

      thats swag nigga

      [–]Aww_Shucks 29 points30 points ago

      the socially awkward alien in the back

      "But we come in peace! We still come in peace!"

      [–]Riousenkai 18 points19 points ago

      so many professional hackers these days huh

      [–]MirroredColors 42 points43 points ago

      SHUT UP FAGGOT ASS NOOB, I'LL TAKE U ON 1v1!! I'M MLG LEGIT PRO!! MLG!! MAJOR LEAGUE GAMING!! I PRESTIGED 8 TIMES!!

      [–]grizzgreen 29 points30 points ago

      1v1 me bro

      [–]MirroredColors 21 points22 points ago

      I'LL 360 NO-SCOPE UR ASS TO OBLIVION

      [–]grizzgreen 17 points18 points ago

      good luck getting that off before my triple bank shot 360 tomahawk drop shot

      [–]MirroredColors 21 points22 points ago

      Nigga I ain't play that cheap ass dolphin-dive gay faggot-ass black-cops. If we gonna 1v1, we do it in MW2.

      [–]HankVenture87 20 points21 points ago

      I almost felt like I was reading YouTube comments for a minute there.......

      [–]AllergicToDaSun 13 points14 points ago

      Gay fag my 1v1 quickscope record is 287-3 like it says on my profile noob Gets beat in 1v1 Fucking scrub tryhard! I wasnt even playing!

      [–]KingTroll69 6 points7 points ago

      Yea. Cool people don't try for stupid one vs ones with faggots!

      [–]FolloweroftheAtom 5 points6 points ago

      Upvote for black cops: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiDAdVIzgk

      [–]inYourPantsYo 3 points4 points ago

      Carl On Duty

      [–]T3HK4T 1 point2 points ago

      Black Cops.

      [–]sleeping_j3di 1 point2 points ago

      what about Skyrim?

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        [–]GoopyCheese 7 points8 points ago

        (I wish I could upvote this 100 times. In my small circle of friends IRL, if someone does something even slightly disrespectful, we say "1 v 1 me, bro!" It's our take on "Come at me bro!" :D) And on that note, FUCK YOU PUNK ASS PUSSY ASS BUSHY ASS NIGGA. DON'T YOU EVER IN YOUR LIFE STEAL MY KILL YOU FAGGOT ASS COUNTRY ASS URBAN ASS GHETTO ASS FAT ASS SKINNY ASS NIGGA. FUCK YOU! 8==D~

        [–]WBizarre 2 points3 points ago

        um... are you coming onto me?

        [–]Le-Captain-Obvious 7 points8 points ago

        CoDfag. Play a real game. Halo has balanced gameplay.

        [–]Vaneshi 2 points3 points ago

        The fuck is a Prestige? Unless you beat Ninja Gaiden on a fucking NES you need to mind your manners whilst the adults are speaking NOOB.

        [–]Bob_Munden 1 point2 points ago

        When I was younger I legitimately thought I was better than players in MLG. I wasn't and I had a super squeeky voice.

        [–]n00nz 14 points15 points ago

        Most people who claim to be 'MLG' don't even know what it stands for.

        [–]MyLastNameIsHO 20 points21 points ago

        "Machine Light Gun" DURR

        [–]KingTroll69 2 points3 points ago

        Bob Ho? Is it really you?

        [–]darklooshkin 2 points3 points ago

        Thundercats Ho? Did your parents hate you enough to give you that name?

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          [–]grubas 61 points62 points ago

          Message to all recent players, pro clan looking for new members, tryouts are Thursday night!

          [–]PolarBurs 33 points34 points ago

          Saturday night*

          Thats how they know your really a professional.

          [–]Loves_To_Spl00ge 67 points68 points ago

          Actually Thursday, it shows that there ain't no bedtime that can restrict a beast.

          [–]PolarBurs 15 points16 points ago

          Lol. So old this wasnt even a question. But besides that, wouldnt mondays be better.

          [–]itsprobablytrue 20 points21 points ago

          no, fuck Mondays.

          [–]tokinthegb 10 points11 points ago

          That's definitely true.

          [–]KingTroll69 4 points5 points ago

          Probably.

          [–]darklooshkin 1 point2 points ago

          That's a probable definite then.

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            [–]Dare38558 9 points10 points ago

            *you're

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              [–]adhiofawkes 22 points23 points ago

              MY DAD OWN STEAM!!

              [–]letsRACEturtles 28 points29 points ago

              MY DAD IS STEAM

              [–]T3HK4T 9 points10 points ago

              MY DAD IS WORLD OWNER GUY

              [–]Willyjwade 13 points14 points ago

              Man your dad is water vapor, mine's a tree.

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                    [–]FUZiON- 42 points43 points ago

                    "I make $400 a week"

                    [–]BlackZeppelin 22 points23 points ago

                    Yes but how many Ferarris do you have?

                    [–]RussianFedora 12 points13 points ago

                    All of them. They're in my five-hundred-square-foot house (That's a lot right?)

                    [–]lowguns3 4 points5 points ago

                    Like 40

                    [–]Aziansensation 11 points12 points ago

                    lets be realistic here, there is no way someone on xbox will say greetings. It would go more like Grum: "Sup, faggot." Human: "oh... hello?" Grum: "Stfu douchebag!"

                    [–]i_shit_on_your_life 9 points10 points ago

                    actually if the aliens got their transmissions recently all theyd do is be screaming 7 year olds using their kinect or black men breathing into the headset

                    [–]WronglyCorrectsYou 4 points5 points ago

                    Actually, in a recently survey most young teenagers who said this actually would later in life have a fetish for mothers and motherly figures.

                    [–]SixFtTwelve -1 points0 points ago

                    Funniest comment along with the original post I've seen yet! Thank you! Achievement unlocked!

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                      [–]SemperFry 328 points329 points ago

                      My life would be pretty complete if an alien came up to me and called me a "faggot," I wouldn't even be mad.

                      [–]Lampmonster1 119 points120 points ago

                      Arthur Dent? You're a jerk. A real knee biter.

                      [–]-paradox- 17 points18 points ago

                      I recently picked this book up at a used book store for a dollar. I'm glad I can understand the reference, awesome book.

                      [–]Skimmerlit 8 points9 points ago

                      You have the best username I've ever seen.

                      [–]-paradox- 2 points3 points ago

                      Really? Haha, thanks.

                      [–]joshjje 1 point2 points ago

                      Yet somehow, it is also the worst username you've ever seen.

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                        [–]Gefer8 34 points35 points ago

                        A complete asshole.

                        [–]iRideDragons 21 points22 points ago

                        That's not the quote at all!

                        [–]jared030858 13 points14 points ago

                        This comment is not helping to solve the problem!

                        [–]iRideDragons 15 points16 points ago

                        You're a Belgian!

                        [–]J4k0b42 11 points12 points ago

                        Hey! I don't recall being in a serious screenplay, let's keep it appropriate buddy.

                        [–]BobTehCat 6 points7 points ago

                        If I was immortal and had intergalactic travel, I would probably do exactly that; insult everyone in the universe.

                        [–]TrololoFace 3 points4 points ago

                        welcome to r/spacedicks

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                          [–]Nirgilis 1 point2 points ago

                          Thank you. I came to the comments hoping to find this reference.

                          [–]Amdinga 1 point2 points ago

                          Ctrl+f Arthur. Thank you.

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                            [–]illreditlater 33 points34 points ago

                            Ain't even mad

                            [–]human_gs 30 points31 points ago

                            orly

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                              [–]SantiagoRamon 62 points63 points ago

                              To be fair, faggot is an extremely pleasing word in a phonetic sense. Damn 13 year olds making it unacceptable for everyday use.

                              [–]glowghost 39 points40 points ago

                              I don't know why this guy is getting down voted. You can't tell me "Faggot" doesn't just roll off the tongue.

                              [–]evilerik716 13 points14 points ago

                              I'm sure one rolls off your tongue. <keeping with the xbox lobby tone>

                              [–]glowghost 8 points9 points ago

                              Ok you got me with that one.

                              faggot

                              [–]Mr_NeCr0 6 points7 points ago

                              I have noticed words starting with F and ending in a consonant are just mind shattering when spoken. Fuck, Faggot, Fap, etc.

                              [–]Murderous_Prime 4 points5 points ago

                              Because this

                              The F sound automatically makes you look angry.

                              [–]SantiagoRamon 23 points24 points ago

                              I only got one downvote, but it might help if I linked the Louis CK video where he talks about faggots. But I'm not a karma whore, I just think faggot is great sounding word.

                              [–]Aiskhulos 3 points4 points ago

                              Yeah, it was those damn 13 year olds who made it unacceptable...

                              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                              You don't know how much I loved hearing such a beautiful word while I was being beaten severely enough to end up in the ICU. It really made the gay-bashing all the more pleasant.

                              /s

                              [–]atomicthumbs 6 points7 points ago

                              So you're saying "faggot" fits well in your mouth, and that completely obliterates the fact that real people kill themselves over being called that?

                              [–]BlackZeppelin 2 points3 points ago

                              I sort of disagree with you. If anything it's the 13 thirteen year olds making it a little more acceptable for use. They dilute the meaning of the word, if you will, make it mean something like douche bag instead of a derogatory term for homosexuals(much like the south park episode). However much like the word "Nigger" there is a lot of history associated with the word that can not be forgotten.

                              Blame West Burrough Baptist and other homosexual haters that make that word innapropiate for use.

                              [–]Seveness 1 point2 points ago

                              I disagree entirely, faggot is a terrible word to my ears.

                              Now just shouting "GAAAAAAAAY!" is an entirely different matter, I do wish that was not so mean to homosexual people.

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                                  [–]plasmalaser1 141 points142 points ago

                                  We would've colonized you sooner but fuckin lagg

                                  [–]SuperWolf 13 points14 points ago

                                  "On a second note, will you humans please show me this 'fart power' of yours"

                                  [–]jared030858 13 points14 points ago

                                  If there is a race more advanced than us then I'm sure they would be much bigger than to raid earth for its resources and they would see war as petty and left to "cavemen" such as us in terms of evolution. There are millions upon millions of resource adequate planets out there. But I digress...

                                  [–]plasmalaser1 10 points11 points ago

                                  Well if you put it that way..

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                                    [–]ToTheMax32 146 points147 points ago

                                    "This map sucks!"

                                    [–]adhiofawkes 34 points35 points ago

                                    "Fuck that quick scope faggot, shooting my ship."

                                    [–]VividSpectrum 18 points19 points ago

                                    24 kill streak... Gets quick scoped.

                                    [–]WadeAndBeccasLvgRmPC 9 points10 points ago

                                    Maybe I'm just getting older than I think I am, but what is 'quick scoping'?

                                    [–]Fuelogy 9 points10 points ago

                                    Being a "fucking queer fag stupid idiot nigger" on the xbawks.

                                    [–]curt_schilli 4 points5 points ago

                                    Sniping someone without scoping in, or scoping in for half a second.

                                    [–]TheCuntDestroyer 7 points8 points ago

                                    That's no scoping.

                                    Quickscoping is when you scope in for a split second or less and fire.

                                    [–]curt_schilli 4 points5 points ago

                                    or scoping in for half a second.

                                    [–]Duder_DBro 1 point2 points ago

                                    sniping someone without scoping in

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                                      [–]letsRACEturtles 10 points11 points ago

                                      not terminal or highrise? VOTE TO SKIP

                                      [–]TWOoneEIGHT 2 points3 points ago

                                      Fun fact time: I used the Javelin to get a nuke on Terminal.

                                      Seeing multiple kill-spam lines of Jav kills at one time in a predominately indoor CQB map was fucking GLORIOUS.

                                      One of my only fond moments of my CoD days.

                                      [–]HolaPinchePuto 2 points3 points ago

                                      "HOW THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO SKIP ESTATE!?" -Snipers

                                      [–]IsItReallyYouBooBoo 30 points31 points ago

                                      CLUNK FOOO FOOOO ANYONE HAVE MICS!

                                      [–]TWOoneEIGHT 16 points17 points ago

                                      BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHATS UP FAGS BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

                                      [–]CUNT_SMASH_ANAL_FUCK 94 points95 points ago

                                      "im looking for your mom i've heard great things about her"

                                      [–]Starving_Kids 56 points57 points ago

                                      From our good friend "CUNT_SMASH_ANAL_FUCK"

                                      [–]theMagicalCouch 43 points44 points ago

                                      And remember kids, if you want Reddit to appreciate you, compose your name entirely of obscenities in capital letters. Works every time.

                                      Now stop reading this and go back to circlejerking.

                                      [–]marsneedstowels 4 points5 points ago

                                      I personally love seeing really well thought out and insightful comments made by people with obscene or bizarre nicknames. There's something about that dichotomy that tickles us the right way, like a finger against our collective prostate if you will.

                                      [–]KingTroll69 2 points3 points ago

                                      Very good example sir!

                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                      I think you mean "analogy".

                                      ...hehe. Anal.

                                      [–][deleted] ago

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                                      [–]finaldrumgod 1 point2 points ago

                                      Oh Darn! If he hadn't included smash, I could've appreciated him!

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                                        [–]IAmGrum 128 points129 points ago

                                        It seems that I'm an alien.

                                        Cool. Cool cool cool.

                                        [–]arollingpanda 22 points23 points ago

                                        Hot. Hot hot hot.

                                        [–]AverageBum 11 points12 points ago

                                        TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT WOOO

                                        [–]OldGobbo 10 points11 points ago

                                        BLUE, YELLOW, PINK!; I DON'T CARE JUST KEEP BRINGING ME THAT!!!

                                        [–]BUfels 2 points3 points ago

                                        I just got 4 references in a row on Reddit. This has to be a new record.

                                        [–]SundanceOdyssey 5 points6 points ago

                                        Pop Pop!

                                        [–]MnBran6 5 points6 points ago

                                        Greetings, Pillowman.

                                        [–]_josh 4 points5 points ago

                                        This is the darkest timeline.

                                        [–]lexfa 10 points11 points ago

                                        Redditor since: 2011-02-06 (1 year, 2 months and 4 days)

                                        [–]Rajex 7 points8 points ago

                                        Don't believe it, obviously he used some kind of alien time machine. To the top with you, time traveller Grum.

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                                          [–]iwasnevergivenaname 61 points62 points ago

                                          Who the fuck on Xbox Live says greetings?

                                          [–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

                                          Exactly. The fatal flaw of this comic.

                                          [–]Killpill 12 points13 points ago

                                          Saying greetings is a great way to be attacked purposely so that one starts the trolling match with more supporters.

                                          [–]NovaMouser 4 points5 points ago

                                          My guess, it was supposed to start with greetings because it is the stereotypical greeting that aliens give humans, always starting with Greetings or Greetings Earthlings or some variation.

                                          [–]rtrtwe2 94 points95 points ago

                                          "bring me to your...how you say FAGGOT NIGGER COCK"

                                          [–]runsoutofspace 162 points163 points ago

                                          "Take me to your nigger." Kinda works for some countries...

                                          [–]welcomewilson 38 points39 points ago

                                          Negas is an etheopian king.

                                          [–]cyborgdonkey3000 30 points31 points ago

                                          Negus*

                                          [–]welcomewilson 12 points13 points ago

                                          If I remember correctly, you are right.

                                          [–]hoobsher 18 points19 points ago

                                          "you can't remember correctly because your mom smoked crack while she was pregnant with you"

                                          [–]splashythefish 7 points8 points ago

                                          Don't curse on the internet, Matt.

                                          [–]hoobsher 1 point2 points ago

                                          i didn't curse.

                                          and i've never been RES tag recalled, it is a creepy creepy feeling.

                                          [–]IHazMagics 8 points9 points ago

                                          George Negus?

                                          [–]Professor_Gushington 3 points4 points ago

                                          Good ol George.

                                          [–]Jjunior130 1 point2 points ago

                                          My Negus

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                                            [–]contact 4 points5 points ago

                                            Upvote even though you're treading lightly on a racist Obama joke. O_o

                                            [–]frankdozier 7 points8 points ago

                                            Wow, I hadn't even thought of it that way. Obama really is my nigga.

                                            In order to not receive too much backlash, I should point out that I am black, and this is a phrase I use with relative frequency when referring to people I like.

                                            [–]contact 3 points4 points ago

                                            Now I feel guilty that I had that thought! Damn you reverse anti-racism guilty.

                                            Have another upvote frankdozier.

                                            Edit: Just realized frankendozier isn't runsoutofspace.. Upvotes stand.

                                            [–]frankdozier 7 points8 points ago*

                                            Don't feel bad. In the current climate (at least where I am in the US) it's become impossible to talk about race without the conversation turning ugly. It makes it hard to think about it in any critical way.

                                            EDIT: Heck, I only added that second paragraph so that everyone would know that I'm not a white guy who thinks Obama's my slave or something. Talking about race, even in jest, is like negotiating a rhetorical minefield.

                                            [–]contact 1 point2 points ago

                                            Agreed.

                                            [–]frankdozier 1 point2 points ago

                                            Now I want to change my name to frankendozier.

                                            [–]contact 1 point2 points ago

                                            Ooops.. My bad.

                                            I have ADD.. It causes me to add letters to words.

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                                              [–]Advertisements 25 points26 points ago

                                              WOW A CANE AT CLOSE RANGE? YOU FUCKING RUSHING NO HANDLE NOOB

                                              [–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

                                              My (thus far) favourite from the same guy.

                                              Artist's site: http://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com

                                              [–]UlquiorraSchiffer 5 points6 points ago

                                              My favorite

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                                                [–]kanedajd 6 points7 points ago

                                                I'm 31 and what is this

                                                [–]rob481516 5 points6 points ago

                                                Life, kanedajd. This is life.

                                                [–]viggysmalls 2 points3 points ago

                                                I dunno about Aliens, but I think most of our nations youth gets their vocabulary education from Xbox Live.

                                                [–]hiS_oWn 2 points3 points ago

                                                "take me to your great leader hitler"

                                                [–]shmalo 3 points4 points ago

                                                I love Grum.

                                                [–]HungryButHappy 4 points5 points ago

                                                I don't know Grum, nor do I understand how it's related to the post... but woah I love that song! Thanks! :D

                                                [–]IAmGrum 4 points5 points ago

                                                My...I mean, the alien's name is "Grum" in the comic.

                                                [–]HungryButHappy 1 point2 points ago

                                                Oh! This probably means bedtime for me. Thank you for explaining, faggot Grum!

                                                [–]Killpill 1 point2 points ago

                                                Headphone users beware!

                                                [–]shmalo 1 point2 points ago

                                                eh, depends on the headphones

                                                [–]DaveFishBulb 2 points3 points ago

                                                Internet no in space, internet in ground.

                                                [–]CrazyShooter 8 points9 points ago

                                                That sounds like 4chan to me.

                                                [–]tower1 1 point2 points ago

                                                I've muted so many people that it isn't rare for me to join a random game and see that I've previously muted a couple people in the game.

                                                [–]TheRoyalCrown 1 point2 points ago

                                                I would also accept "Greetings. I am so fucking stoned... no seriously. I am so baked right now."

                                                [–]karma_machine 1 point2 points ago

                                                everything i learned from reddit: cats!!!!!

                                                [–]timmytissue 1 point2 points ago

                                                who says greetings on xbox live?

                                                [–]danscottbrown 1 point2 points ago

                                                I have one question. Why is it that Xbox Live gets all the slack for this even though it is equal over all gaming platforms (PS3, 360, PC)?

                                                I'm not defending Xbox Live, it's just something that has always baffled me.

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                                                [–]I_say_pig_alot 1 point2 points ago

                                                ShitTwatNiggerCunt PigFuckingMotherTwatBiscuit

                                                [–]Hector_Kur 3 points4 points ago

                                                Oh, Grum!

                                                [–]alias_9 3 points4 points ago

                                                Sup faggots

                                                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                                                gief me mor

                                                [–]Spaten0 1 point2 points ago

                                                oh god. that alian would be a professonal ass hole if he overheard my friend on xbox.

                                                [–]Keywork99 1 point2 points ago

                                                He got it wrong. It's supposed to be "nigger faggot".

                                                [–]jimcrator 1 point2 points ago

                                                I love it when the punchline is in the title of the post!

                                                [–]Noirxrouge 1 point2 points ago

                                                I prefer these to the aliens that got their information off /b/

                                                [–]myballsareitchy 1 point2 points ago

                                                I was called a cock wagon by a 13yo boy on xbl.

                                                [–]UlquiorraSchiffer 1 point2 points ago

                                                Well ARE you?

                                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                lol so true. i hardly go on xbox live but when i do all i hear is "nigger" "faggot" and weird screaming/moaning sounds. MUTE MUTE MUTE

                                                [–]S1d3w4yZ 2 points3 points ago

                                                Yeah, I've noticed that it's a bit better if you're not on the latest Call of Duty.

                                                I played Black Ops the other day and it wasn't bad, either relatively decent chatter or none at all.

                                                In my experience, R6V2 is another good one for conversation, Halo: Reach was pretty good, save for one guy that wouldn't stop telling racist jokes, Forza 4 is good.

                                                What I'm saying is, don't take one game's community as the basis for the entire thing.

                                                [–]Thatguykalem 1 point2 points ago

                                                Halo 2 and 3 back in their "fag"-free prime were the pinnacle of friendly online gaming.

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                                                    [–]DehCheezburgah -1 points0 points ago

                                                    An extraterrestrial intelligent enough to have interstellar travel surely could be intelligent enough to change the channel..

                                                    [–]maxplott 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Its good to see a comic from funny times make it on reddit

                                                    [–]PolarBurs 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Greetings? Who are these people?!

                                                    [–]tacojohn48 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Lets hope they don't get the ideal we can respawn.

                                                    [–]Ysasmendi 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Glad to see The Rut has come back.

                                                    [–]Wonka_Vision 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I think it would be even better without the caption.

                                                    [–]cowtow 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I don't know it if I can't learn it on XBox. Or PS3. That's where all my patience be. Unless it's on booty, or T-I-Ts.

                                                    [–]dinodares 0 points1 point ago

                                                    wonder what the next line will be

                                                    [–]merkayluh 0 points1 point ago

                                                    lol i snotted myself when i laughed

                                                    [–]RealistPerspective 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Aliens don't exist, therefore this is busted.

                                                    [–]Fizzlebees 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Aliens, calling me faggot would shock me. hahaha

                                                    [–]gdx 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I don't get this can someone explain? I have xbox live.

                                                    [–]lunar_thought 0 points1 point ago

                                                    til xbl is synonymous with 4chan

                                                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Aaaand this is why I never wear a headset.

                                                    [–]SweatForSlavery 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Has anyone ever been banned on Xbox Live?

                                                    [–]pacnow 0 points1 point ago

                                                    bad picture but funny

                                                    [–]Spiderdan 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I like how that guy looks like he is smirking.

                                                    [–]pillage 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Lies, no one talks on Xbox live.

                                                    [–]XxDatBlackManxX 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Lol wiggas on Xbox be sayin Squeaky voice"Nigga stfu Ill own you!!!!

                                                    [–]pandausername 0 points1 point ago

                                                    "1v1 me pussy"

                                                    [–]fluffityfluff 0 points1 point ago

                                                    XBox Live: Running faggots, running freee!

                                                    [–]hurrgurble 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I wondered why none of the transformers spoke like this when they said they learnt English from the internet.

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