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[–]chumbalong 41 points42 points ago

don't taste me bro

[–]rawlingstones 25 points26 points ago

He looks so cute with Brita, though.

[–]darthphonebook 16 points17 points ago

I LOVE YOU SUBWAY

[–]ElectroGent 9 points10 points ago

Leonard likes this post.

[–]communistjack 6 points7 points ago

i have worn the subman suit.

[–]Timmac 2 points3 points ago

That is clearly Subway Dude. Not Subman

[–]communistjack -4 points-3 points ago

got proof?

[–]Neodymium 1 point2 points ago

How was it?

[–]communistjack 0 points1 point ago

i got free subway out of it so it wasnt that bad

[–]lanbrocalrissian 0 points1 point ago

I worked for subway during our grand opening they told me there was a "sub suit" i had no idea what it looked like but know i know. Fucking subway.

[–]stunnedboss 4 points5 points ago

My my officer, you are delicious.

[–]Krimh 4 points5 points ago

Sub-man indeed. I think sandwich is at least 5 steps down from man.

[–]reeru 5 points6 points ago

Judge Fudges Cousin, Senor Sandwich

[–]RandomThoughtsGuy 1 point2 points ago

Judge Fudge has no time to care about joke plagiarism.

[–]citybythesea 2 points3 points ago

[–]Crappedinplanet 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, subway.

[–]lemonsmcbob 9 points10 points ago

I thought this was America!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

DAMN YOU I WAS GONNA POST THAT

[–]John_Redcorn126 1 point2 points ago

This was only after Subman told the officer that bacon and ham were half-priced. Now that I think of it, subman was kinda of a dick.

[–]quinoawarrior 1 point2 points ago

I read this in Gob Bluth's voice.

[–]Babysealkllr 1 point2 points ago

Excuse me officer, have you tried my meatball footlong?

[–]Joey333 1 point2 points ago

Subway - Eat Flesh

[–]sachegrande 2 points3 points ago

SOUTHWEST SAUCE!

[–]jheison49 2 points3 points ago

sorry officer did not know that the foot long was not allowed outside

[–]EnWk 1 point2 points ago

[–]MrGoodbytes 0 points1 point ago

The officer is just making an order. He probably likes his toasted.

[–]Delicious_Pizza 0 points1 point ago

Psh, you call * sandwiches* delicious?

[–]MsPuffin 0 points1 point ago

no im sorry i thought this was 'merica

[–]CptFancyPantaloons 1 point2 points ago

CAW CAW

[–]turtlekitty30 0 points1 point ago

Those boots

[–]pokamonmasta 0 points1 point ago

That's a big pen

[–]Pre-Owned-Car 0 points1 point ago

The face makes it.

[–]Sotordamotor 0 points1 point ago

"If you think rape is delicious then yes... yes it is..."

[–]nowtayneicangetinto 0 points1 point ago

It must be embarrassing for Jared to be replaced by a giant fucking bipedal sandwich.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

Ticket fine: $5.

[–]Roxzaney 0 points1 point ago

I used to think Subway was okay until my parents ended up owning one, that's when it went downhill. I pretty much ate it everyday... For two years and a half. That was five years ago but to this day I can't stand it. I can't go into Subway and can't stand the smell, let alone eat it. I tried a year ago and nearly threw up. Never again.

[–]DanMach 0 points1 point ago

Thats odd.. I use to work at a place where the owner also owned a quiznos next door and to this day I would eat quiznos for 3 meals a day. The Nicky Todd specal.. chicken cabanara, no mushrooms, rosemary garlic bread, with the bbq sauce on it before baking and then you add more after.

Oh god i'm hungry.

[–]MontegoBarbados 0 points1 point ago

That surely Jared in there.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

I like how you can barely tell his penis is hanging out.

[–]Somnivore 0 points1 point ago

subman is the thing of nightmares..

[–]DanMach 0 points1 point ago

He is taking a statement not writing a ticket. :)

[–]trinity_Omegalisk 0 points1 point ago

Last time I checked we were living in America!!!

[–]king_awesome 0 points1 point ago

When I worked for Subway I once put on that costume when I was drunk at work and harassed the employees of the Jimmy John's across the street.

[–]djak47 0 points1 point ago

Subway sucks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love paper thin subs.

[–]has_six_fingers -1 points0 points ago

its flatbread

[–]twincam 0 points1 point ago

that is a pretty shitty mascot!... yeah lets just draw the face on!... oh and have it looking to the left so that its perspective looks completely wrong on every angle!

[–]FuckYoureShit 0 points1 point ago

It kinda looks like a hot dog.

[–]goodmaae 0 points1 point ago

When did Subway get a mascot?

[–]Tyrus84 -1 points0 points ago

Haha, I hope the citation goes to subway itself. I stopped eating subway a year ago when I found out every single sandwich tastes the same. Also it just kept getting worse.

[–]Isvara 2 points3 points ago

You might want to get your taste buds seen to if you think that, say, Buffalo Chicken tastes like Meatball Marinara tastes like Philly Cheese Steak.

[–]Tyrus84 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck that, they both still taste like shit.

[–]digleto -2 points-1 points ago

I can't eat at Subway. They have the lowest quality meat imaginable, and I feel like I am paying for lettuce and bread with some shitty meat put in.

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[–]FuckYoureShit 1 point2 points ago

5

5 dollar

5 dollar foot long

you're getting ripped off

[–]jostler57 -1 points0 points ago

I thought this was going to be a Japanese zombie picture based on the title.

[–]leewickert -2 points-1 points ago

i came hear expecting community references. i am disappoint

[–]manna138908 -1 points0 points ago

sandwich doesnt look very good but the officer... not bad