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Space shark (imgur.com)

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[–]Red_Woody 16 points17 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9cHPG.jpg

[–]TheHolyCob 10 points11 points ago

Garrus was calibrating, obviously.

[–]conitation 9 points10 points ago

You cannot expect everyone to calibrate like Garrus... >.>

[–]rofl627 16 points17 points ago

I'm a shaaaaaaaark!

Suck my diiiiiiiick!

I'm a shaaaaaaaark!

[–]corn266 1 point2 points ago

Where on earth is this from. I seem to be singing it like I remember it from somewhere...

[–]CptJesus 11 points12 points ago

http://imgur.com/QaYoV

For your viewing pleasure

[–]Im_high_as_fuck 7 points8 points ago

Never heard it actually sung, but it comes from this: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-01-17/1232211401480.jpg

[–]SharkWeekFacts 2 points3 points ago

Sharks actually have two claspers(dicks). So the middle part should read: "Suck my diiiiiiicks!"

[–]rofl627 -3 points-2 points ago

Wrong. They use claspers instead of arms during sexy time, but only have one dick in between them.

[–]SharkWeekFacts 1 point2 points ago

Are you saying sharks have claspers and a dick as well? If so, I included facts below, each from a different source on the topic, to help clear up any confusion you may have. Click the links to read the full articles.

Maybe you were saying they use one clasper during mating(which is correct btw)? I certainly hope you weren't saying they use the claspers like arms. In which case I can only assume you think sex between a male and a female is when the man sticks his arm in the woman's vagina, and then nine months later a baby pops out.

Anyhow, I hope this clears things up.

[–]rofl627 0 points1 point ago

I already knew that. Only one penis, not two was my point.

[–]SharkWeekFacts -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ See my first comment.

[–]rofl627 0 points1 point ago

Your first comment says they have two dicks. They only have one.

[–]SharkWeekFacts -1 points0 points ago

Now refer to my second comment, which provides facts(which you claimed to already know) proving that my first comment is correct.

[–]rofl627 0 points1 point ago

Only one clasper has a dick. Sharks do not have two dicks. Just because your username is sharkweekfacts doesn't mean you know everything about sharks.

[–]SharkWeekFacts -1 points0 points ago

Though they do only use one clasper at a time during mating, both are fully functioning. Both claspers are used, but only one at a time. Neither clasper "has a dick", they both function as dicks, though technically they are not called penises/dicks. All of this information is included in the links I provided.

I would never expect anyone to believe any facts based solely on someone's user name. Thus the inclusion of links to where one can find these facts on there own.

[–]6corndogsatonce 6 points7 points ago

Yep, everyone is aware that I am not doing the Chemistry lab now...

[–]yyx9 4 points5 points ago

I upvoted this because fuck it.

[–]tothesource 3 points4 points ago

Great, now I have to go pay and print this out and hang it somewhere in my house. Thanks a lot OP

[–]real_nice_guy[S] 1 point2 points ago

you're welcome!

[–]schniggens 3 points4 points ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]theantichris 2 points3 points ago

Credit: Hockey Zombie

Can't find the site anymore though.

[–]real_nice_guy[S] 2 points3 points ago

thank you, I could never find out who the original author was. All I know is I've had this picture on my hard drive for the longest time, and it makes me laugh every time I see it.

[–]lou22 1 point2 points ago

Ahh Hockey Zombie is gone! hadn't checked it in ages but it had some great comics!

[–]pr0foak 2 points3 points ago

Space shark what are you doing get back to cloud kingdom

[–]Sir_Scrotum 0 points1 point ago

I find this scenario highly improbable. Beam me up Scotty.

[–]caleb5 1 point2 points ago

What? What was that?

[–]Crippletron 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't funny until I read the last panel. then I lost my shit hahaha.

[–]EnderSavesTheDay 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Strongbad's voice.

[–]movielass 0 points1 point ago

gonna get high, come back, and I'm sure I will laugh much harder

[–]anexanhume 1 point2 points ago

Given this is a weaponized satellite, the chances of being attacked by a shark are extremely remote and the improbability of any one entity getting to do space travel, this is a lesson in improbability.

[–]dan420 0 points1 point ago

Mind = Exploded with chunks flying everywhere! There's a shark in outer space, a totally awesome shark fixing a satellite. Got any space chum? over.

[–]Stonebag93 -3 points-2 points ago

Motherfucker I posted this 4 days ago:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rujco/damnit_nasa/

[–]schniggens -1 points0 points ago

It's all in the title, bro.

[–]Stonebag93 0 points1 point ago

wat?

[–]Jefferson989 0 points1 point ago

your brain doesn't work

[–]schniggens -1 points0 points ago

People are more likely to click on a link called Space Shark than Damnit Nasa (especially with your atrocious spelling).

[–]Stonebag93 -1 points0 points ago

neither "damnit" nor "nasa" was spelled wrong, and if you're referring to "wat" than you must be retarded. Ever seen "wat" pictures? Enjoy yourself being a grammar Nazi as I leave this thread to go enjoy the night with my friends, fuckin nerd. By the way, nobody thinks your special for using the word "atrocious", I hope you graduate the tenth grade.

[–]schniggens -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, okay. "NASA" is an acronym and should be capitalized. "Damn it" is two words. If you wanted to put them together, you should've spelled it as "Dammit." If I had a nickel for every time I've seen somebody pull the old, "You're a loser and I have lots of friends" routine, I'd be filthy rich. You're not fooling anyone with your "I'm cooler than you" act. What are you, twelve? I have a family and responsibilities. I couldn't give two shits about how many friends you claim to have. And the fact that you care so damn much about somebody getting a bunch of upvotes for a post you made a few days ago shows that you care about this shit way more than I do. It's kind of pathetic, the levels you go to to try and save face. You didn't get what I was saying in the first place, everyone can see that. Just accept it and move on.

[–]schniggens -1 points0 points ago

And what the hell is so special about the word atrocious? It's a very common word. I'm sorry if I used a word that is beyond your scope of understanding. And I wasn't trying to be a grammar nazi, I was just explaining why your post didn't get many upvotes. If you can't handle it, then stop bitching.

[–]real_nice_guy[S] 0 points1 point ago

yours didn't get enough votes for me to see before I posted mine.

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