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[–]gambLe6 60 points61 points ago

[–]the_form_scattered 19 points20 points ago*

This GIF has had one hell of a update since I saw it last.

[–]alvaro159 24 points25 points ago

There is a difference between making a joke about racism and making a racist joke

[–]lassropian 1 point2 points ago

You aren't even addressing a stereotype comically but rather just stoking the stereotype itself.

[–]YUNoLetMeHaveName 32 points33 points ago

REPOST DAY?! IS IT REPOST DAY?!

[–]Zeppelanoid 7 points8 points ago

A.k.a. everyday here on reddit.

[–]brodie21 2 points3 points ago

[–]Cynepkokc 17 points18 points ago

Hah. Racism ಠ_ಠ

[–]AMuellerIceBagVagina 1 point2 points ago

I missed this one, thanks for the repost op

[–]LNMagic 1 point2 points ago

Even the handcuffs are black!

[–]Darkhood 2 points3 points ago

Well I still do not see a white man being punished. That is a Hispanic teenager, wheres my damn white man in custody!

[–]Avatar_5 0 points1 point ago

It's a South African, white, Afrikaans kid. Johan Nel, the skierlik murderer.

[–]Get2dachoppa_plz 1 point2 points ago

So today if I like a post I...downvote?

Done.

[–]imbetterimback 1 point2 points ago

Context?

[–]loath 3 points4 points ago

From what I remember, this South African kid went on a race-targeted killing spree, allegedly in revenge for some other stuff that happened to people he knew. I don't really remember the specifics.

[–]Avatar_5 0 points1 point ago

That's a completely different horror story, I'm afraid.

[–]sketchy123 1 point2 points ago

why was he arrested, just curious.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

From another comment:

"From what I remember, this South African kid went on a race-targeted killing spree, allegedly in revenge for some other stuff that happened to people he knew. I don't really remember the specifics."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The one sensible thing in the thread and he was at 0 points

[–]Dreximus 1 point2 points ago

If it's opposite day than wouldn't it also not be opposite day? Then, how would we have opposite day?

[–]LittleBigKid2000 1 point2 points ago

Does this remind anyone of CS:S?

[–]malvoliosf 1 point2 points ago

If you don't get this, that means you're not racist.

[–]Justintime233 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST DAY ALREADY? I THOUGHT IT WAS YESTERDAY!!

[–]strange-pdx 5 points6 points ago

I'TS EVERYDAY! There should be a 6 month waiting period between the time an account is started and the time one can post.

[–]joeisreallycool 1 point2 points ago

how would that help?

[–]jrowe20 0 points1 point ago

oh i get it, usually the guy on the kid's left carries the giant gun for escorting the dangerous criminal

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

aren't you supposed to put the persons hands behind their back when you cuff them? he can still use his hands.

[–]colbertnational 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia...

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't until today that I noticed the look on his face. Evil-looking little mofo.

[–]TROLLLLLLLL 0 points1 point ago

Definitely photoshopped, that would never happen

[–]mandarr 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the right kinda looks like fifty cent but not ripped

[–]Mathiesen 0 points1 point ago

racist day?

[–]oomskaap 0 points1 point ago

That's in South Africa from 1 or 2 years ago. A teenager got fed up with all the brutal white farm murders everyday so he opened fire in a township killing 2 blacks. From the start of April 2012, 2 white farm murders happened per day. Most are tortured and the children raped and mutilated.

2 days ago a whole family was executed and the 14 year old daughter killed as well.

source: http://afrikaner-genocide-achives.blogspot.com/2012/04/triple-slaughter-of-steenkamp-farm.html

source: http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Farmer-wife-and-daughter-killed-20120407

[–]kamikazewave 2 points3 points ago

Today is the 9th. According to you, that means at least 18 people have been murdered in the past 9 days. I'm sorry, your "afrikaner-genocide" site is not a valid source, though it is on blogspot.

News24 has no mention of daily killings.

Also, I love your use of "fed up" and "brutal white murders" as opposed to "killing".

[–]oomskaap 4 points5 points ago

Wikipedia then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_South_Africa#Murder_of_White_Farmers

Your ignorance saddens me, and how you deny things that happens daily that you are total unaware of is just disrespectful to those who lose everything. But you get your karma points, i guess that's cool.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The murder of white farmers is a statistical fraction of people that are getting murdered in a country with an already high murder rate. It is just that white racists highlight this issue in particular. Crime in South Africa is on the rise against everyone regardless of color.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is it just a pure race issue or a poverty one. When you have poverty and not too long ago the white ruling class seizing land for themselves, of course there will end up with some violence. The racist afrikaners think everyone is also racist like themselves. That is not entirely the case. Poverty plays a prominent role.

[–]kamikazewave -5 points-4 points ago

I didn't deny anything. I pointed out that your linked "sources" are not reputable, especially when it's titled "afrikaner genocide archives". I also pointed out your language showed your own racist biases. No one says someone got "fed up" with white murders and so he went around killing blacks.

Furthermore, you listed a statistic that you STILL have not backed up. At least 18 white farmers have been murdered since April 1st, according to you. Back that up.

Furthermore, the Wiki article itself claims 50 people are killed in S.A. daily. More than anything, it shows that SA has a law enforcement problem in general, not a black on white race crime problem, as you implied.

[–]Gbabywireless -4 points-3 points ago

637 people are retarded

[–]Umidk 1 point2 points ago

I believe the site you are looking for is here.

[–]Animal40160 -1 points0 points ago

Wait, is the lens cover over the lens on that camera?

[–]Ultra-ChronicMonstah -1 points0 points ago

Is that 50 Cent on the right?

And I have a feeling I'll be seeing this on /r/4Chan any time now.

[–]gNatFreak -1 points0 points ago

am i going to hell for laughing at this?

[–]atlanticblue -1 points0 points ago

arrested for not making enough drugs.

[–]twilightcatlady -2 points-1 points ago

I feel so bad for thinking that this is photoshopped.

[–]gingerj31 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost