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[–]SuperWolf 51 points52 points ago

I can't decide which one I like the best. This 1. This 2. This 3. or This 4.(last two are NSFW)

[–]HoradricNoob 54 points55 points ago

I'll take the number three please.

[–]thedefiant 27 points28 points ago

I'll have what he's having.

[–]paulhein 13 points14 points ago

Nathalie Emmanuel.. if you're wondering.

[–]MistaPita 10 points11 points ago

The best part is that she's walking away to make him a bacon sandwich.

[–]Heroshade 6 points7 points ago

Click on gif. Drag when ass appears. Victory.

[–]ExLegeLibertas 1 point2 points ago

That's an oddly fun game.

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. First prize is a small amount of back-vag.

[–]GrandPubis 8 points9 points ago

Pick number free, my lord!

[–]edgeman4 15 points16 points ago

I really like number 3 but I think this one is my favorite (NSFW)

http://i.minus.com/ilR15M.gif

[–]LukaCola 4 points5 points ago

The way that gif is compressed makes her look a lot... Bigger than she actually is.

[–]edgeman4 4 points5 points ago

I don't know, she looks like the perfect size to me, didn't even notice.

[–]Saint-Peer 0 points1 point ago*

Someone put the video up yesterday right? Eva something something.

Edit: Here's the video

[–]edgeman4 0 points1 point ago

I need to see this video!

[–]Saint-Peer 0 points1 point ago

hmm...google Eva Vica Kerekes Muzi V Nadeji

[–]pixartist 0 points1 point ago

Damn....

[–]TheoQ99 7 points8 points ago

[–]SuperWolf 1 point2 points ago

Awesome, I haven't that version with the chick.

[–]mrfrostbear 0 points1 point ago

number 3 is from misfits that show is so great.

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[–]AustinCorgiBart 28 points29 points ago

It's her enjoyment of their torment that always gets me.

[–]oligobop 13 points14 points ago

It's that slow trot with her right hand in the air. Like a god damn Clydesdale with the strength to castrate the universe.

[–]vegetablesurprise 4 points5 points ago

This one is your favorite because it is the real best GIF ever.

[–]bears_on_unicycles 1 point2 points ago

I laugh like a motherfucker every time I watch that.

[–]twishart 12 points13 points ago

REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?

[–]DirtyGreenPaper 6 points7 points ago

When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!!!

[–]TheColorsDuke 2 points3 points ago

Not just any toon...

[–]AetherIsWaiting 1 point2 points ago

Billboards as faaar as the eye can seeeeee

[–]GW_missquote 20 points21 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/IkWdY.gif My favorite of all time

[–]oligobop 1 point2 points ago

is that exclusively a gif or is it from something equally hilarious?

[–]GW_missquote 1 point2 points ago

I am sure it was from an adult swim show at some point. Not sure I tried looking for it, but no luck.

[–]Wooser 4 points5 points ago

Here you go. It was some guys film project for school, or something of that nature.

[–]malius89 1 point2 points ago

that totally needs to be turned into a full on 80's cartoon parody tv show, i'd watch the shit out of it.

[–]GW_missquote 0 points1 point ago

oh god it was so beautiful it brought me to tears. Glorious. SPACE STALLIONS!!

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 8 points9 points ago

That one's good but I think this is my favorite.

[–]viennasausages 2 points3 points ago

i never noticed the tail deflating before, adds a whole new level of defeat

[–]tacosarentgreen 34 points35 points ago

[–]BaconJacobs 5 points6 points ago

Diabeetus... beetus... beetus...

[–]jmccown1 62 points63 points ago

Pauly D uses Hyper Beam!

[–]iAurion 10 points11 points ago

[–]mspeter 10 points11 points ago

Somebody please turn this into a Cyclops from x-men gif.

[–]Mastuh 0 points1 point ago

This needs to happen.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 57 points58 points ago

Snooki used pound

[–]lhk91 97 points98 points ago

Snooki used attract...but it failed

[–]matt01ss 38 points39 points ago

Snooki used birth control, it was not effective

[–]bo87 46 points47 points ago

Snooki used tanning lotion

Snooki evolved into Leather Couchi

[–]Sthurlangue 3 points4 points ago

Leather couchie used smoosh!

[–]FezMdogg 2 points3 points ago

Its super effective!!

[–]Bsbear 10 points11 points ago

SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH!

[–]mananpatel 1 point2 points ago

matt01ss used snooki pregnency joke, it was too soon

[–]CactusInaHat 3 points4 points ago

I fear my one upvote may not save you my friend. Gods speed.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

BLARGHHH

[–]ATBrosmith 13 points14 points ago

Cabs are HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

TAXIS SON AQUI! SON AQUI! SON AQUI!

[–]ucdkwmiller 15 points16 points ago

[–]Ozwaldo 3 points4 points ago

that makes me ridiculously happy

[–]sea_cucumber 4 points5 points ago

This gif has sound embedded.

[–]Isenki 5 points6 points ago

The Tyra Banks Lazer is pretty cool too.

[–]Dicoi 4 points5 points ago

[–]ayeroxor 15 points16 points ago

[–]thesoupiest -1 points0 points ago

Since when does "best" mean "most upvoted on reddit"?

[–]marcel87 -3 points-2 points ago

wtf, downvotes?

[–]thesoupiest 1 point2 points ago

The internet has spoken. I miss the internet in 2010 :(

[–]TeeBane 0 points1 point ago

[–]devidual 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

That movie scared the ever living 8 year old crap outta me.

[–]Tho76 0 points1 point ago

The bad guy is really a toon!

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

And he drops a piano onto Dumbledore (who is actually his son, not a moon)!

[–]Unbeliever03[S] 29 points30 points ago

The best part is the eyes.

[–]CYB3R_N1NJA 45 points46 points ago

[–]Kevin_Wolf -5 points-4 points ago

Why are you tagged as "agrees with Hitler"?

[–]thattallfellow 1 point2 points ago

Because that's how you tagged him.

[–]lawl-hammer -1 points0 points ago

came to say this, you went to the next level. Have an upvote

[–]NevaWood 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say something about the Mask, now feel like an idiot for not thinking of this.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 32 points33 points ago

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[–]DaddyDanceParty 16 points17 points ago

Well sorry for taking up precious comment space.

[–]amadea56 7 points8 points ago

This made me laugh out loud in the middle of work.. then proceed to send it to all my co-workers, They loved it too. This is great, thank you for posting.

[–]hedeman 2 points3 points ago

The rail gun mouth is preatty impressive too

[–]Pixel_Hound 14 points15 points ago

That may be the only good thing to EVER come from Jersey Shore

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

[–]KirschTorte 7 points8 points ago

I´m a farmer in malaysia!!!!

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

shoop da whoop

[–]Skolekid 1 point2 points ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!

[–]ukiyoe 1 point2 points ago

This GIF is so well done.

[–]BlissfulSon 1 point2 points ago

Gym, Tan, LAZERS!!!!!!!

[–]duderock 1 point2 points ago

I posted this a month ago. You commented on it. Your comment got 5 points your comment was recently deleted by you... I thought we were friends internet stranger.

[–]Dickfore 1 point2 points ago

dementor level: pauly

[–]Moore2877 1 point2 points ago

I call him Guidoku

[–]Traner 4 points5 points ago

Do you truly believe that this is the best gif of all time?

[–]Ouro130Ros 4 points5 points ago

Shoopda WOOOOOP!

[–]CrrSlacker 2 points3 points ago

"YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE"-Leonard +Church

[–]ayeroxor -1 points0 points ago

Until you define Leonard and Church, "YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE" -Leonard + Church will always equal "YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE".

[–]corvus_corone 4 points5 points ago

[–]HardCorwen 2 points3 points ago

well alright

[–]iChillSometimes 5 points6 points ago

Skill Level: Guido

[–]MelodyJacobs 2 points3 points ago

[–]matt01ss 1 point2 points ago

Needs a flashing "Didn't Read lol"

[–]Ozwaldo 1 point2 points ago

I feel like this would be one of the top gifs of all time if it wasn't at one of those pageants

[–]eLeKicK 1 point2 points ago

[–]Shiftyze 1 point2 points ago

Shoop dawoop was just about never funny.

[–]hydraulic2 0 points1 point ago

aint that the truth.

[–]lemurstep 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]SuiXi3D 1 point2 points ago

[–]lemurstep 0 points1 point ago

Haha! I just can't stand the Mtv culture, is all.

[–]I_Need_Some_Sleep 1 point2 points ago

Meh, my fav

[–]wakipaki 12 points13 points ago

[–]I_Need_Some_Sleep 1 point2 points ago

thank you good sir

[–]yaqooberz 1 point2 points ago

Only if he was aiming for snookie

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

You should remember to floss each night. Your smile would look even better, yaqooberz.

[–]yaqooberz 2 points3 points ago

What?...

[–]snakebaconer 1 point2 points ago

Maybe s/he is a drunk dentist, who, through inebriation, has lost the ability to contain his or her oral hygiene tips. The real question is why you have drunk dental hygienists Reddit stalking you trying to get you to floss.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Gingivitis shouldn't be taken lightly.

[–]adezvj 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to use this in a conversation, but I can't think of any possible context.

[–]Treseler7790 0 points1 point ago

Watched it for about 3 minutes straight.

[–]artoflife 0 points1 point ago

If dragon ball evolution looked liked this it might have been a bit better.

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

Title evoked enormous expectations which were entirely satisfied!!!

[–]k2exoman 0 points1 point ago

I can not stop laughing at this.

[–]fapper90 0 points1 point ago

I had to watch this loop at least 5 times before i started laughing

[–]Matrinka 0 points1 point ago

And tell them Large Marge sent ya!

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

I hate gifs. I Reddit almost 100% on my phone and about 40% of gigs actually work...but I have flash.

[–]Insanitor37 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this for some reason:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdms76XDyng

[–]Aston_Martini 0 points1 point ago

I thought "Kitty Corliss, 'Grinding the Crack'" was the best gif.

[–]illmoney 0 points1 point ago

Doubt it

[–]roxershadow 0 points1 point ago

He lazer'd his thumb off.

[–]StickyBunz1 0 points1 point ago

...to a 12 year old.

[–]florabee 0 points1 point ago

holy shit this gave me a panic attack.

[–]NeonMe 0 points1 point ago

Hub.

[–]biggestballz 0 points1 point ago

His reaction when they told him the Pauly D project was cancelled.

[–]moccajoghurt -2 points-1 points ago

nah not really.

[–]Vurmz -1 points0 points ago

What is?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Not that.

[–]thescrapplekid 0 points1 point ago

I think you may be right

[–]LookMeInTheToes -2 points-1 points ago

Imma firin' mah shorezor !

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

[–]abusmakk -1 points0 points ago

When people write "best gif of all time", it usually isn't even close, and I haven't been on Reddit that long...

[–]kngof9ex -2 points-1 points ago

Judge Doom after some DIP?

[–]tahwos585 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Mr_Snuts -1 points0 points ago

I once lent user Faranya money, and I hear he/she used it to drive out to the desert and do some low grade acid.

[–]elmarko44 -1 points0 points ago

no.

[–]HardCorwen -1 points0 points ago

I hate his hair SO MUCH.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

All of these "NSFW" gifs are WEAK. Check this shit out

[–]Convicted_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

MOAR

[–]audimann -5 points-4 points ago

i may have peed a little bit

[–]Dr_Jenkins -2 points-1 points ago

it would have been better if he died at the end

[–]Armonico -3 points-2 points ago

what makes me feel shittiest, is that i know who that is....

[–]blaze_all_day -2 points-1 points ago

This is the most annoying gif ever. Nothing with Jersey Shore can be the best ever. Please revise your misleading title.

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[–]bo87 -1 points0 points ago

There's no "boy" in there! What's with all these GIFs not actually including the whole quote?

[–]sum_dude -3 points-2 points ago

ima firin ma lazers

[–]Wammis -3 points-2 points ago

Guido + Pokemon = Pauly D.

[–]Wiccy -3 points-2 points ago

What tHE FUUAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

[–]Stigmartyr -3 points-2 points ago

Did he died?

[–]Ashdown -3 points-2 points ago

This is right up there with snooki get nailed in the face by that other douche. I do like seeing her get punched.

[–]TheMeatball -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah man, violence against women is hilarious.

[–]Ashdown 3 points4 points ago

I said snooki. Not women.

[–]tehnoodles 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, i just let out a huge laugh, now everyone is looking at me.

[–]Keine -4 points-3 points ago*

This isn't even remotely funny to anyone over the age of 14.

[–]Lestorne 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't have to be funny to anyone, it's pretty decent editing. Or whatever you'd call that.

[–]everestdesign -5 points-4 points ago

Douchebags being electrocuted. Always awesome.