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[–]you_sick_ducks 27 points28 points ago

Sucks to be 16 :/

[–]sachegrande 35 points36 points ago

Cool! Haven't seen this in a couple days!

[–]Nappyheadedbro 18 points19 points ago

I am losing faith in reddit....

[–]YourBestFriendStu -1 points0 points ago

Hmm it seems to me that there is a secret society that upvotes this gif to piss people off. That coupled with the fact that this is obviously a post from a girl. DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying girls are inherently unfunny, but the fact that guys laugh at everything they say just to get in their pants seems to have dulled their sense of humor in many cases.

Final analysis: i think reddit is okay, this post just sucks.

[–]SetPhasersToCum -1 points0 points ago

Wow. Ass much?

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes.

[–]Mass_Impact 4 points5 points ago

It's nice to graduate from high school...

[–]SimilarImage 15 points16 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 weeks redAllAboutIt A freshman when the cops pull up outside here 137 1121
1 month Djteejay So a deer walks into a bar.. here 19 53
10 months [deleted] So a deer walked into a bar. here 24 10

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[–]ZombieParadigm 1 point2 points ago

Dammit [deleted]. You win again.

[–]fish500 6 points7 points ago

Your boyfriend's house is a bar? Sweet!

[–]SetPhasersToCum 3 points4 points ago

It IS their house...

[–]extremegamer 1 point2 points ago

Yep...been there done that growing up. Lucky to get fully dressed and calmed down before door opens let alone make sure you don't knock something over. I think a picture of you is in order to see how well you can dress.

[–]circledot 1 point2 points ago

How unabashedly creepy of you.

[–]captain_shmogan 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

[–]HoneyBadgerDontCare8 2 points3 points ago

ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING DEER GIF

[–]DrVoltasElectricFish 2 points3 points ago

r/teenagerproblems

[–]sanghMoar 3 points4 points ago

Does your boyfriend like fish sticks? Because that's a male deer.

[–]digiorknow 0 points1 point ago

Why is everyone bashing this person for being young? Newsflash: there are teenagers on reddit. I find this funny because I did the same thing back in the day. Sucks when your underwear is in the bottom of the covers and you just have to put your pants on and get it later.

[–]getinthevan 0 points1 point ago

you just have to put your pants on and get it later

then getting something caught in the zipper cause you were in a hurry

[–]buttercup_mauler 0 points1 point ago

I can't remember the last time I was with a guy that lived with his parents...

[–]B0B_SACAMAN0 0 points1 point ago

i hope thats you leaving your bf's house because you realized he still lives with his parents...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Whatever you do...make sure the room you're in has locks on it. If you boyfriend's mother sees your ass no one in that room will ever forget about it.

[–]thymeismoney 0 points1 point ago

What if you guys got it wrong and this was a woman with a thirty year old boyfriend that still lives with his parents?

[–]Jack_Squire 1 point2 points ago

The fact that you call making love "sexy times" tells me you're not ready.

[–]treetimes 0 points1 point ago

Hogwash.

[–]laryrose 0 points1 point ago

But I want to have pop-pop!

[–]NastyCrustySock -1 points0 points ago

I came here to say how funny I thought this was but after seeing everyone bashing it I think I've changed my mind.....this is bad....