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[–]Reichcommander 16 points17 points ago

I am a fag, joke is on you!

[–]redeagle1231 37 points38 points ago

Turns out 1 of 3 people are op.

[–]GreenSpleen6 4 points5 points ago

Didn't this use to say 'gay' instead of 'fag'?

[–]svtracerd 8 points9 points ago

I feel like I'm on 4chan... ಠ_ಠ

[–]rk9 2 points3 points ago

I feel like I'm on 4chan in 2007

FTFY

[–]twitchMAC17 13 points14 points ago

Christ. Out of all the retarded comments here, the one that people upvoted was "Repost"

A single word whining that you've seen this before. Implying that it could never be funny to you more than once and that everybody who has ever reddited has seen everything that was ever posted.

I really might have to start murdering people soon.

[–]bucketh3ad 14 points15 points ago

Upvotes for contemplating murder.

[–]RobbieGee 10 points11 points ago

Upvotes for supporting said homicide contemplation.

[–]twitchMAC17 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for bein accessory to murder.

[–]FereMiyJeenyus 5 points6 points ago

An accessory to murder contemplation. There's an important distinction.

[–]twitchMAC17 0 points1 point ago

If I do it and s/he knew and didn't come forward, s/he becomes accessory. In the meantime it's conspiracy to commit murder.

[–]I_am_salad 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for breaking circle-jerk to provide explanation.

[–]Lapid 6 points7 points ago

"reddit: the front page of the internet"

I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty bothered if my newspaper kept showing the same story just because it's interesting.

[–]twitchMAC17 1 point2 points ago

How could you possibly compare r/funny to a newspaper? Also, have you watched/read the news in the last decade? Cause that's exactly what they do.

[–]cymbalxirie290 1 point2 points ago

When was the last time you switched on the news to hear breaking news about VHSs? Because that's what reposts are like.

[–]twitchMAC17 0 points1 point ago

I can't remember the last time I switched on the news and heard something I didn't already know (talking about American news). Right now, of course, it's all election stuff. How long did they run the gulf thing into the ground? Until the golf made a spectacular recovery and that never even got covered. How long do they spend bashing and defending Obama over trivial bullshit and the exact same issues in house. How much time do they spend talking about the same health issues (fast food makes you fat, everybody hates gluten, too much carbs and not enough activity is bad, we get it).

The news is constantly on repeat, they just find something new to cycle through once in a while, just like r/funny, r/gaming, and all the rest of reddit. Except for r/atheism. they never find anything new to talk about.

Not to mention that this isn't a news site. This is r/funny for christ's sake. For you to take a bunch of crude comedy this seriously and police it so hard is a perfect r/funny submission in and of itself, just a little more sad.

[–]Lapid 4 points5 points ago

You're not bothered by reposts. Point taken. Yes, I'm comparing reddit (not just r/funny) to a newspaper in the sense that I prefer more recent ideas being emphasized on a front page and not something that I've seen previously.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

If everything was original this subreddit would be dead.

[–]twitchMAC17 1 point2 points ago

First logical case I've heard on the matter. Thanks for your input.

[–]CU-later 1 point2 points ago

statistics: you're doing it wrong

[–]j-fill96 -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]halloni 1 point2 points ago

Well, j-fill96, redditor for 9 months? This month must've been hard on you since thats all you've been pointing out.

[–]General_Apathy 2 points3 points ago

A reposter's repost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's my elder brother and sister right there! Except I'd be sitting in the middle of them in the three week car journey/holiday. damn you France!

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

Is.... is that Megaman?

[–]Iloldalot 0 points1 point ago

DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!............... sobbing

[–]aclose78 0 points1 point ago

Dude is lying. I'm safe.

[–]tbmafia36 0 points1 point ago

Apparently statistics say it's completely impossible for any 3 heterosexual people to be in the same room together too.

[–]hokieflea -4 points-3 points ago

How is this even funny

[–]moccajoghurt -5 points-4 points ago

kiddy humour.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

The saddest thing is, I know EXACTLY where this scene is from.

[–]Dotvoid 2 points3 points ago

Even sadder, I know EXACTLY who made this picture.

[–]Steakknife_Autopsy -1 points0 points ago

Does this mean I'm a cigarette?

[–]APretentiousHipster -1 points0 points ago

Do you know how hard it is for us cigarrettes to surf the internet?

[–]Phoequinox -1 points0 points ago

Although I hate that word, I must admit, this image always cracks me up.

[–]AfricazMost -2 points-1 points ago

made me laugh out loud.

[–]SimonAdebisi -2 points-1 points ago

OLD NEWS ROX!!

[–]m9999 -2 points-1 points ago

Yep.

[–]vnyson -5 points-4 points ago

The 4th Wall! Sir, it has been broken!

[–]MegaMasterSneaky -3 points-2 points ago

O.O

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[–]habitualLineStepper 0 points1 point ago

You and tbmafia36 are quite sharp, aren't you ?