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[–]xjennclarityx 120 points121 points ago

Is...that....Robert Pattinson?

[–]TVjoker[S] 185 points186 points ago

It used to be

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 18 points19 points ago

I hope Stephanie Meyers is writing a series of new novels with this guy as the main character.

[–]perfecttttt 20 points21 points ago

Couldn't be any worse than Twilight.

[–]nuclear_cheese 4 points5 points ago

That sounds like a challenge sir.

[–]perfecttttt 2 points3 points ago

I challenge you to make a book worse than Twilight.

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[–]perfecttttt 1 point2 points ago

You had me at weird fetishes.

[–]probrian 11 points12 points ago

I'm not very good at recognizing faces. I thought it was ridiculously photogenic guy.

[–]Prinnydood333 6 points7 points ago

I thought the same thing at first. I request someone do him next.

[–]elegylegacy 13 points14 points ago

[–]Dreamwaltzer 1 point2 points ago

It is a fine improvement.

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[–]seamouse 2 points3 points ago

yeah, fuck his eyebrows, man

[–]elegylegacy 57 points58 points ago

[–]Polite_Insults 14 points15 points ago

I didn't notice it repeats until the 3rd time

[–]Huntah17 19 points20 points ago

probably the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

[–]wallet_rape 3 points4 points ago

Words cannot begin to describe my reaction to this. There are literal tears on my keyboard right now

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

Oh god it loops, AND IT'S AMAZING FOR THAT.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 121 points122 points ago

[–]Gujudawg91 10 points11 points ago

Wasn't expecting that.

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[–]sparksd 5 points6 points ago

Impossible!

[–]CHooTZ 66 points67 points ago

[–]andrewsmith1986 72 points73 points ago

[–]FloatingDeth 20 points21 points ago

Goddammit YES! This is exactly why I came to the comments. I can't stop laughing. It's borderline unhealthy.

[–]Jim777PS3 4 points5 points ago

3 links in and i nearly pissed myself

[–]I_Think_Alot 12 points13 points ago

Nigel is why I just came.

[–]I_Think_A_Lot 9 points10 points ago

A lot is two words...

[–]Sneakyferret 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if same person or both silly..

[–]I_Think_A_Lot 2 points3 points ago

[–]I_Think_Alot 3 points4 points ago

no duh. case dismissed.

[–]DJHibby 2 points3 points ago

/r/alot disagrees

[–]ItsJustNigel 5 points6 points ago

It's... It's my home. It's where I've always belonged

[–]bpat 2 points3 points ago

I noticed you comment there often a while ago. Usually something like, "Never stops being funny." I couldn't agree more.

[–]Linktank 5 points6 points ago

Awesome... There's never enough Nigel.

[–]TROLLLLLLLL 16 points17 points ago

Dem teeth...

[–]Switchsquatch 6 points7 points ago

Smashing, The new fragrance from Calvin Klein.

[–]HairlessSasquatch 4 points5 points ago

As someone named Nigel I approve of every comment in this thread

[–]Kowzorz 3 points4 points ago

I think this is exactly enough in-hand as it should be.

[–]ekolis 4 points5 points ago

Oh, it's Dr. Robotnik as a young man!

[–]SinfulDavey 10 points11 points ago

I think we can go Even further

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 4 points5 points ago

Absolutely terrifying.

[–]TheDarkMan78 2 points3 points ago

Absolutely smashing. FTFY

[–]CycloneDuke 3 points4 points ago

Brilliant. We need more, more Nigel! In all forms of visual media! 2D, 3D! (and eventually when they will bring it out in 4D? Remember how great that was?)

[–]wtfgretchen 2 points3 points ago

[–]Wilawah 2 points3 points ago

If I COULD grow a Nigel Thornberry mustache, I certainly would

[–]janyk 8 points9 points ago

Is that Raven from "That's So Raven"?

[–]bendtherules 1 point2 points ago

Yes, she is.

[–]GroundhogExpert 9 points10 points ago

I'm really curious as to the circumstances that would make it appropriate for a child-star to do this on television.

LOOKOUT! YOUR BOOBS ARE SMOTHERING A LITTER OF KITTENS! QUICK GET THEM AIR!

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 3 points4 points ago

you know, i'm fine with both

[–]CancerousJedi 12 points13 points ago

[–]CancerousJedi 2 points3 points ago

Even better?

[–]MastrWalkrOfSky 2 points3 points ago

You are here-by dismissed from the order. Your spread of constant memes and adoration of cats is no longer welcome.

[–]CancerousJedi 1 point2 points ago

[–]DiggeryDave 6 points7 points ago

I'm leaning more toward Nigel if I'm being honest.

[–]hydromatic93 4 points5 points ago

Blargh Smashing

[–]slayer8a[!] 1 point2 points ago

As a leading orthodontist and expert in everything orthodontical, a masterbiter if you will, I must say this. I'm gonna let this one go.

[–]raffytraffy 1 point2 points ago

so afraid...

[–]Toastyparty 1 point2 points ago

this is possibly the coolest thing reddit has ever shown me.

[–]Wolfballs 1 point2 points ago

Pure class man

[–]AndyDwyer 1 point2 points ago

Smashingly out of hand.

[–]ArthurRiot 1 point2 points ago

My 5 year old saw this pic and said "Heh, he has good hair. I mean... he has funny hair".

This makes it all golden fields on azure.

[–]MrYaah 1 point2 points ago

not out of hand enough!

[–]Ouro130Ros 1 point2 points ago

No it hasn't

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

I have a problem with that neck beard

[–]Infidel_Grey 1 point2 points ago

"Is this image real or fake?"

"Has science gone too far?"

[–]dalimbicsystem 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was ridiculously photogenic guy at first.

[–]Gothiks 1 point2 points ago

This has gotten out of hand

Posts to frontpage.

[–]AreThingsOutOfHand 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]weirderworld 1 point2 points ago

So much better. thank you.

[–]sazuki3000 1 point2 points ago

Excuse me. But what the fuckity fuck fuck fuck?

[–]Agavi 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty much how I always see him.

[–]neppynite 1 point2 points ago

I have that same shirt. I wear it proudly.

[–]starbuxed 1 point2 points ago

nice, very nice!!!

[–]TROLLLLLLLL 1 point2 points ago

Dat chin...

[–]CyberSoldier8 1 point2 points ago

If anything I'd say we are just getting started.

[–]squigglez72 1 point2 points ago

You sir, have gone too far...

[–]BonTonVon 1 point2 points ago

Nigert Pattinberry!

[–]StopIMAHipster 1 point2 points ago

This has definitely not gotten out of hand

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing this is another reference intended for 90's children. Like all of reddit lately.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

nah, not even 90s kids

wild thornberrys September 1, 1998 – March 11, 2004

edit: seriously, it ran for not even a year and a half in the 90s. not a 90s show.

[–]polite_fox 1 point2 points ago

haha! This meme never gets old.

[–]fearthewhale 1 point2 points ago

I for one think that the Nigel Thornberry meme is hilarious

[–]gurrbabes 0 points1 point ago

only ginge i'd do

[–]Outcold32 0 points1 point ago

NO!!!!!!! But it's only just begun......

[–]Nosirrom 0 points1 point ago

No it hasn't.

[–]claymonsta 0 points1 point ago

I SAAAY

[–]mastapuby 0 points1 point ago

This has gotten SMASHING! FTFY

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[–]BullyDoggy1982 -1 points0 points ago

You're doing it wrong!!!