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[–]mousedogg 11 points12 points ago

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If Moses close the water right after that, jesus will never get his sandals back.

[–]coottenhimer 11 points12 points ago

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Thanks for adding that trollface, I wouldn't have known when to laugh if it wasn't for that.

[–]ShoesMcGee 16 points17 points ago

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Oh, HAHAHA, he took a comic that someone talented drew and pasted a rageface on top! That is genius!!!!! /s

[–]OP_karma_whores 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Moses VS Jesus 25coms 632pts 1mo atheism

source: karmadecay

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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qtzhh/trolling_moses/

[–]probablynotaperv[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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You give me too much credit. I just stumbled upon it and posted it here.

[–]Sandalphon22 -3 points-2 points ago

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My thoughts exactly, shoes.

[–]t6158 9 points10 points ago

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That trollface did nothing but hurt the quality of this comic.

[–]HDScorpio 1 point2 points ago

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This. Reminds me of the 9GAG ruining the condom comic thingy, it's like they search the internet for a funny comic, rape it with memes then spew it back out.

[–]terriblecomic 2 points3 points ago

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reddit does this too

[–]Logondo 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit does this a lot. It's kind of funny how much we make fun of 9Gag for using shitty memes when Reddit does it almost as bad.

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 0 points1 point ago

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As does 4chan, oddly (or not) enough.

[–]Logondo 0 points1 point ago

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At least 4chan acknowledges that it's a bad thing (cancer).

[–]rockmongoose 6 points7 points ago

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[–]yesukai 3 points4 points ago

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So Moses and Jesus are hanging out when they decide to see if they "still got it" after all the years. They go down to earth and Moses raises his arms and the sea parts. "Oh yeah, still got it." he says. Jesus then starts to walk across the sea, but he starts sinking! He has to start swimming just to get back to shore.

So Jesus says "What the fuck? How come you still got it, but I, the Son of God, don't?" And Moses says "Well Jesus, last time you tried that you didn't have holes in your feet."

[–]Actually_JesusChrist 2 points3 points ago

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That never happened.

[–]Badgerness 3 points4 points ago

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Read title as Moose vs Jesus, inevitable disappointment when viewing image.

[–]Kotev 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YEAH TEAM MOSES!!

[–]fluxaxion 1 point2 points ago

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Odin > Yahweh

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

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Human mind > Odin > Yahweh = El

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

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True because gods are fiction.

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, and all fiction comes from human minds.

[–]wade_station 2 points3 points ago

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except in Christian lore, Jesus (God) gave him that power. So therefore, it wouldn't work on him.

[–]pinapple_incident 7 points8 points ago

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Also the whole 1200 years between them, thing.

[–]wade_station 9 points10 points ago

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well lets not get into the minor meaningless details here.

[–]YouListening -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously. Christians honestly believe some bloke named Methuselah lived to be 947.

[–]oddspellingofPhreid -1 points0 points ago

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Posts rage face on comic.

I fucking hate the internet.