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[–]aaanderson89 8 points9 points ago

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Best groundhog day ever?

[–]whynotdan 1 point2 points ago

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Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!

[–]Grizzlyaarons 14 points15 points ago

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Of course that would be on a mini-van.

[–]iamspeaker 1 point2 points ago

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Which is saying a lot. ಠ_ಠ

[–]homergonerson 0 points1 point ago

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You got a problem with minivans?

[–]uniquepurecombat 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter; had sex!

[–]bugiabianca 4 points5 points ago

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Classy.

[–]shahmoney 5 points6 points ago

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11/01/11 ...Never forget.

[–]bigfoxyhair 1 point2 points ago

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no regretz

[–]Ski360spin 2 points3 points ago

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Does the other side of that back window have the family picture as well?

[–]formerteenager 1 point2 points ago

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Hell yeah. I lost mine on July 24th, 2001. What a year.

[–]Wammis 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm... you think the girl was shaved or still had a furcoat expecting 6 more months of winter?

[–]mrwhistler 2 points3 points ago

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Hey that's my birthday! (Not the 2001 part)

[–]tyus 4 points5 points ago

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That's MY birthday as well! (Also not the 2001 part)

Viva la Groundhog!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Viva la groundhog!

[–]LesPaul22 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a club that we should all start joining?

Remember, it is hardest to be born in February so we must be pretty elite.

[–]ShinyPichu 2 points3 points ago

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That's also MY birthday too!~ (also also not the 2001 part)

[–]toyg 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, it's my birthday too (of course not 2001). I've always been proud of having a US/Euro-neutral birthday.

[–]microbio_girl 0 points1 point ago

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Probably because everyone gets it on in February.

[–]MadMonk67 3 points4 points ago

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Nice one.

Concerning theses "In loving memory of..." decals, I've never understood why you would want to be reminded of the pain of losing a loved one every time you get in your car, much less why they think that anyone else would give a fuck enough that it should be displayed for all motorists to see. What are we supposed to do, honk if we feel sorry for you?

[–]candafilm 2 points3 points ago

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A friend has one of his brother who died in a car accident. I always think the same thing when I see it.

[–]M1A1_1000mph 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, they got lucky on my 16th birthday!

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's a bang brother's van.

[–]NOT_OP_SO_DOWNVOTE 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHA...nope.

[–]Taketotherails 0 points1 point ago

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Groundhogs day. Classy.

[–]Billy_Reuben 0 points1 point ago

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Heh, you beat me by just a few months. Being that I'll be 35 this year, that stings a bit.

[–]zakfennie 0 points1 point ago

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2/14/11... Best Valentine's Day ever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I will forever remember my 10th birthday as the day this person got laid for the first and most likely last time

[–]aWildchildo 0 points1 point ago

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I turned 8 that day.

[–]WreckerOfRectums 0 points1 point ago

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Thing were so different before 9/11.

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

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She gave it up for Puxatawney Phil.

[–]kingsbury 0 points1 point ago

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this wasn't even posted on here that long ago..

[–]casebass16 0 points1 point ago

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This was my 7th birthday.

[–]donvito7335 0 points1 point ago

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this individual lost their v-card the day of my ninth birthday ಠ_ಠ

[–]djspawn00 -4 points-3 points ago

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thought that was on my car for a second.. i was all like how did they know.. i cry erytim

[–]thegacktionman -1 points0 points ago

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In loving memory of the original post...

[–]RajMahal77 -3 points-2 points ago

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Going on 11 years now. Congrats and good for you. We should always remember important personal dates like that just so that we don't lose grasp on our own sense of the passage of time in our lives.

So when it happened, how did it feel to cross over to the other side of the Matrix ;-D

[–]lordsushi -4 points-3 points ago

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so either you are young or ugly