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[–]mousedogg 2 points3 points ago

The only answer I got so far using that kind of argument is "I can't talk with you you don't even try to understand !"

[–]nickrct[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yep! I should know by now, she doesn't want answers or solutions... I should have just kept nodding my head and saying "hmmm how do feel about that?"

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

"here is an anecdotal example from three months ago of why you are wrong right now that you don't remember. Also, guess what, no sex tonight!"

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Girls like that should be broken up with.

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

Not when they are professional chefs. No way no how

[–]crzagazeta 0 points1 point ago

Many times women just want to be heard. Avoid answers, suggestions or advice. Just listen, shut up and get her chocolate.

[–]Dalton711 0 points1 point ago

How is it our fault they use irrational absurd arguments that have no logical base, then when they ask a legitimate question that we answer using our brains, not our emotions we're the bad guys? I wonder if my 6 years studying Psychology starting next year will make females any less confusing.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Protip: No, no it will not.