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It's easy when I pull out my pussy. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD

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[–]drtide4 99 points100 points ago

Read the title straight through to the username..."It's easy, when I pull out my pussy, I drink period blood."

[–]elcucuuuy 21 points22 points ago

I was really hoping they weren't related after I read the two

[–]uncivilmouse 4 points5 points ago

Same here, I was kinda scared to click the link... But I just had to.

[–]Tyrenus 0 points1 point ago

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

[–]Melladonna26 20 points21 points ago

Hah! I know the actor in this gif! It's from a short he did for Brevity TV.

You can watch it here

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 2 points3 points ago

PROVEN

[–]sheepyowl 7 points8 points ago

SO BREV

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

BREVITY LEVEL: BREV

[–]WorstAdvicePossibly 55 points56 points ago*

I wonder how many poor Redditors' cats are about to be stuffed down their owners' pants.

[–]stillalone 55 points56 points ago

looks at cat. I'm not letting that thing near my junk.

[–]responds_in_verse 59 points60 points ago

Adorable cats are like wingmen, good sir;
the ladies go nuts for their soft pussy fur!
Unless you can tolerate cats near your boner
you'll always remain a forever-aloner.

[–]GeneralWarts 23 points24 points ago

Does anyone else have a hard time,

being bound by this curse,

of feeling it's required to rhyme

when replying to responds_in_verse?

[–]stillalone 13 points14 points ago

no.

[–]GeneralWarts 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, me neither... brb

[–]responds_in_verse 26 points27 points ago

Responding in verse is just something I do;
my crippling disorder need not affect you.
I only demand you live up to your name
(and if you're not a general, shame, sir. For shame.)

[–]anononomo 1 point2 points ago

Be proud of your quasi-OCD tendencies!!

[–]hinduguru 1 point2 points ago

the only kinda pussy i can get

[–]DerivIT 1 point2 points ago

I read this in pops voice from regular show, even heard the music from the rap battle episode :)

[–]DNAsly 0 points1 point ago

I put my cat in my pants.

His claws inspired a panicked dance.

I'm going to get laid.

If I get saved.

From this horrible bleeding gash.

[–]Gentle_Lamp 0 points1 point ago

boooooo

[–]JaronK 10 points11 points ago

Seriously. I had a cat for a while that liked male bits. One time I was in bed, sleeping naked, and because of how the covers fell the cat saw my bits. It pounced, claws first. Damn thing hung on, while I'm screaming "CAT ON MY BITS! CAT ON MY BITS!" Meanwhile my girlfriend is cracking up until she realizes I'm serious and together we get that damn cat out of the room.

Stupid cat. Fucking thing was a Siberian Mountain Cat too, so one of the biggest breeds.

[–]DoctorMiracles 2 points3 points ago

I'm screaming "CAT ON MY BITS! CAT ON MY BITS!"

Either you've edited this anecdote's conversation for this family-oriented site, or you're such a gentleman that even an alarming event doesn't deviate you from intoning a dignified statement. I would have screeched 'DAMNFUCKSHIT"$(&!! TAKE THIS BEAST OFF MY JUNK!!!'

[–]JaronK 0 points1 point ago

Nope, that is precisely what I was shouting. I'm a theater stage tech with a swearing vocabulary that competes with some sailors (and I know a few), but somehow that's what came out.

I guess you just don't know what's going to come out of your mouth when a clawed hellbeast is gunning for your bits.

[–]KillaPeas 0 points1 point ago

It's okay. With the cat positioned like that, you end up shagging the cat.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 3 points4 points ago*

If they do, they're obligated to show us the ER pics afterwards.

[–]scumbag-reddit 1 point2 points ago

About to be?

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD HELP! MEOW!!

[–]weatherman5000 -4 points-3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thp5JMfGjyU i imagined this was playing over the gif

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

References to womens reproductive organs and cycles are easy ways to karma.

[–]jcmcbeth 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad this is a GIF so I can work on my lip reading skills.

[–]SmartViking 7 points8 points ago

I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD strikes again

[–]helloo25 5 points6 points ago

redditor for 20 days and I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD has more karma than I will ever make on reddit.

[–]matt01ss 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, the exchange rate is horrible anyhow

[–]StewieBanana 5 points6 points ago

It's not sexual harassment if you trick 'em.

[–]silenc3x 5 points6 points ago*

RELEVANT USERNAME

(I thought this was going to be pretty gross based on said username... I was delightfully wrong)

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 3 points4 points ago

period blood only provides quality posts.

[–]silenc3x 1 point2 points ago

TIL...

[–]Baldrick666 2 points3 points ago

I love whipping out my screwdriver in public. It allways turns a few heads.

[–]Hardcore_Brony57 1 point2 points ago

I don't have a cat, ill try with my dog...

[–]elegylegacy 1 point2 points ago

I think the URL is telling me to go play Skyrim.

[–]wookiesandwich 1 point2 points ago

Only 20 comments so far but I'm amazed that there is still not one from some whiny asshole complaining that you did not add a SFW tag to the post

[–]Gengi 1 point2 points ago

post the damn video so we can hear what he's saying.

[–]townsleyc 1 point2 points ago

Look at OP's name

[–]OrangesandLimes 1 point2 points ago

I saw the title, then the name. Decided not to click on the link.

[–]tomd0lan 1 point2 points ago

so, how did you get into drinking period blood?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I really wanna send this to my FTM boi. Yay, boys with pussy!

[–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

This one title sums up Reddit Karma. Female or feline, its all the same

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

I think we just saw a major symptom of spending too much time on reddit.

[–]TheBabyFacedKiller 0 points1 point ago

Is this how you pick up Redditor girls?

[–]CaptainPower 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty cute and weird for someone that drinks period blood.

[–]Steelfox13 0 points1 point ago

I know this cat! Oh and the actor too! AMA request?

[–]karstens9 0 points1 point ago

That guy looks like a Baldwin.

[–]RauncheyChauncey 0 points1 point ago

that awkward moment when your crotch cat loudly and slowly regurgitates dry food, fur, and maybe parts of a houseplant on the attractive woman you've presented it to

[–]DoctorMiracles 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't keep food and plants inside your pants if you want this crotch-pussy seduction to work out.

[–]jkduger 0 points1 point ago

this perfectly sums up reddit: "look, look, I have balls! Just kidding...here's my cat..."

[–]iCranberri 0 points1 point ago

I prefer blood of kittens as my favored drink, OP.

[–]Vesque 0 points1 point ago

Semi relevant Smack The Pony sketch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7wIhWtZcY

[–]cboogie 0 points1 point ago

hahaha. That is so funny. Do you want to come over after school. Oh I know you can eat over if you want. Ask your mom.

[–]YourCommentBoresMe 0 points1 point ago

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A VAGINA BUT IT TURNS OUT 'PUSSY' IN THIS CONTEXT MEANS CAT. MY HANDS ARE LITERALLY SHAKING BECAUSE I WAS SO SURPRISED.

[–]ZDragon 0 points1 point ago

You again!?!

[–]Dann01 0 points1 point ago

cats get pussy

[–]mokthraka 0 points1 point ago

did that cat look a little like hitler to anyone?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Macaulay Culkin when it starts with him walking up to her.

[–]ChrisQF -1 points0 points ago

I.. just... your username.....

[–]Jeoiii -1 points0 points ago

LMFAO!!! :P

[–]yxonpat -1 points0 points ago

Actually is dolan. Gooby pls.

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