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[–]Guanren 61 points62 points ago

I THINK THE PIXELS WERE PHOTOSHOPPED

[–]imjustmichelle 8 points9 points ago

OH MY GOD I HADN'T NOTICED THANK YOU FOR EDUCATING MEEEEE

[–]screaming4metal 9 points10 points ago

It is a clearly a shop, but I clearly don't care. It's a funny joke.

[–]ohgodwhydidIjoin 515 points516 points ago*

[–]RPE 87 points88 points ago

[–]twinmatt 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 105 points106 points ago

[–]Suven_01 2 points3 points ago

No Riker lean?

[–]vertigo1083 39 points40 points ago*

TIL If you want something to remain funny:

IT ISNT A REPOST, JUST DONT CLICK ON THE FUCKING COMMENTS

[–]orangeslash 11 points12 points ago

C-Kick. The newest Tekken move.

[–]lwbii00 1 point2 points ago

I wondering what the turnout will be like at the 11am orgy.

[–]dan420 0 points1 point ago*

[–]fr3ddie 4 points5 points ago

Church of zoidberg rofl

[–]onionhammer 1 point2 points ago

10 am orgy? I want to go to there

[–]Jooey_K 9 points10 points ago

No, school at 10AM, orgy 11 & 5:30. You dont want to come too early.

[–]Xenophilus 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there…

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 1 point2 points ago

paedobear would like to differ

[–]El_Snuffy 0 points1 point ago

Speak for yourself, I'm a man on the go.

[–]callmesuspect 2 points3 points ago

Good God Lemon.

[–]zombiebunnie 0 points1 point ago

Your hair is.... fine.

[–]SirDouchebagelton 0 points1 point ago

SPACE POPE IS WATCHING

[–]uneditablepoly 0 points1 point ago

This will forever remain one of my favorite images on the internet. I don't care how often I see it.

[–]MoOdYo[S] -3 points-2 points ago*

Last time it was posted was over 3 months ago. I imagine there are people (maybe the ~4,300 people that upvoted it) that haven't seen it. I was posting for them.

[–]brotastic_ 3 points4 points ago

You were posting to karma whore

[–]MoOdYo[S] -1 points0 points ago

I was posting because I saw it again today and it made me laugh. I thought other people browsing r/funny might enjoy a laugh as well.

Also, you do realize that Karma doesn't mean anything and has no value, right?

[–]Ikimasen 89 points90 points ago

GUYS THIS ISN'T REAL, DON'T LAUGH AT IT! GUYS!

[–]amkoi 13 points14 points ago

i love you

[–]Ikimasen 3 points4 points ago

I love you too.

[–]vertigo1083 7 points8 points ago

This moment

(Because the comment below mine is just so fucking unimaginative, I had to do something.)

[–]iBeatStuffUp 1 point2 points ago

nowkiss.jpg

[–]Peytron 2 points3 points ago

Laughed harder at this than at the actual post.

[–]DoctorCongo 2 points3 points ago

thanks for saving me from laughing, you must be laughing jesus

[–]WhiteEternalKnight 1 point2 points ago

Well trained in the art of unlaughing.

[–]SimilarImage 118 points119 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months BretOne Neighborhood war /r/atheism 25 90
6 months moronometer Some Dogs Go To Heaven? here 36 95
9 months kadoherty All dogs go to heaven. here 41 219

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[–]SrsSteel 7 points8 points ago

3 month reposts, that's not bad

[–]werdnaman1993 19 points20 points ago

This post just got told by a bot

[–]christov9 24 points25 points ago

All bots go to heaven

[–]idledebonair 4 points5 points ago

BOTS DO NOT HAVE WINDMILLS. GOODNIGHT.

[–]shiner_bock 1 point2 points ago

Free windmills with conversion.

[–]sachegrande -2 points-1 points ago

Not only are the signs fake, but OP couldn't even come up with one of his own? That's fucking lame.

[–]ohhyou 67 points68 points ago

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

[–]AetherThought 5 points6 points ago

RE: RE: RE: FW: FW: RE: FW: LOOK AT THIS ARGUMENT BETWEEN CHURCHES ABOUT DOGS

[–]XBoxLiveGamer 174 points175 points ago

L00L FAG DOGS C4NT GO HEAVN. DUMASS

[–]logancook44 11 points12 points ago*

Dumas? An exceptional author, he is. Edit: Was*

[–]GravyJigster 0 points1 point ago

Dumas Malone?

[–]callummmm 31 points32 points ago

was going to downvote until I saw your username. I'm such a 'n00b'.

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[–]savbers 21 points22 points ago

Good photoshopping. Thought it was cool until I realized any normal person would not take the shots from the exact same spot.

[–]thedudedylan 5 points6 points ago

it's not even Photoshop it's a site that lets you plug in info and outputs whatever sign you want. can't find it now because im out but Google is your friend. the op did not even bother to change the default.

[–]Uniboximus 3 points4 points ago

Yep, always from the exact same angle with the exact same cars in the background of the Catholic one.

[–]Battlesheep -1 points0 points ago

and the exact same lighting

[–]hot4belgians 4 points5 points ago

The mayan calendar predicts the end of the posting of this 1990's email-forward

[–]kawahc 2 points3 points ago

[–]twanathon500 2 points3 points ago

Free dog souls with conversation.

[–]tboner6969 6 points7 points ago

fw: fw: fw: re: re: thanks mom!

[–]hazysummersky 9 points10 points ago

Why not make yer own church signs and post some OC instead of reposting reposts. Also, if you believe pics of church signs are real, well aren't you just the cutest thing!

[–]fanboat 2 points3 points ago

if you believe pics of church signs are real

Well, to be fair, there are such things as pictures of church signs

[–]afcagroo 0 points1 point ago

Yep. Here's proof.

[–]my_name_is_stupid 0 points1 point ago

XXL Grilled Stuff? I'll take two!

[–]Wrobocop 3 points4 points ago

My aunt sent me this in an email a few months ago.... Church sign generator. Too obvious

[–]ryumast3r 1 point2 points ago

My mom sent this to me back when the internet was first created.

[–]capt_0bvious 1 point2 points ago

"catholocism"?

[–]Keyserchief 1 point2 points ago

As a rock, I can confirm this

[–]ListenToThatSound 1 point2 points ago

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Must see! Love, Grandma.

[–]pure_nonsense 1 point2 points ago

Oh dear lord, my mother has found Reddit. ABANDON SHIP!!

[–]Classy_toast 1 point2 points ago

I wish more churches were like this. Haha.

[–]anusface 1 point2 points ago

Go Catholics!

[–]Stouff-Pappa 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost, wether photoshopped or not, repost or not, i still find it funny.

[–]GHitchHiker 1 point2 points ago

Old and fake, but good.

[–]raznarukus 1 point2 points ago

you can make these signs and many more things at Says-It.com or for the lazy here

[–]fdebijl 6 points7 points ago

Fake and repost.

[–]Apollo7 -1 points0 points ago

OH WELL DONE

[–]OmarLobster -5 points-4 points ago

Hipster.

[–]Rassadook 1 point2 points ago

This is the oldest thing since old came to Oldtown.

[–]jshurwitz 1 point2 points ago

One of the little kids I babysit was told by a teacher (catholic school) that pets don't go to heaven when they die. It's silly, because isn't the point of heaven to make people feel better about death? Yet you can't tell a 6 year old that their pet went to a better place? Way to go, lady. You're a real jerk.

[–]petenick96 2 points3 points ago

The only people who look at Heaven as a way to make people feel better about death are people who don't think it's real, so of course the teacher wouldn't say something that she thinks isn't true just to make the kid feel better.

[–]jshurwitz 1 point2 points ago

yeah, i guess i just have a hard time with the idea that people take it 100% literally and can't even bend the rules for a sad little kid.

[–]magicalsealion 0 points1 point ago

"If that was true, heaven would be full of nice people and jerk dogs" -Ellen Fox

[–]neorevenge 0 points1 point ago

I think: "We have rocks in heaven, God has a landscaping hobby, see Earth" would have been better

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

Obvously fake, considering all of the pictures were taken from the exact same angle.

[–]hl2_exe 0 points1 point ago

I remember this when I was 13 and on funnyjunk..

[–]Sweeede 0 points1 point ago

I love how one of them says something like, "you're dog doesn't magically get a soul if you convert to Catholicism." It just kills me how they try to draw a line with magic.

[–]dan820 0 points1 point ago

This set of photos has been photoshopped since forever, no news there. My only gripe is why didn't they space the letters correctly for the Presbyterian one.

So disappointing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Rocks don't die they are nonliving and matter cannot be created nor destroyed

[–]Mel_Melu 0 points1 point ago

I don't care what any church says on this subject animals go to heaven, especially dogs. I refuse to believe that any creature that is capable of feeling and demonstrating loyalty and empathy like a dog does not have a soul.

This was hilarious...not sure if it's fake or not. I don't care if it is.

[–]Dpattz 0 points1 point ago

The first time I've liked a church

[–]MagicBox101 0 points1 point ago

All dogs go to heaven is a movie!

[–]cahman 0 points1 point ago

If only it was real...

[–]rottieruca 0 points1 point ago

hahaha I have this same conversation with my christian grandmother. Dogs do go to heaven. She doesn't believe they have souls.

[–]Yadayadayadasex 0 points1 point ago

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

[–]eskimobob117 0 points1 point ago

"Free dog souls with conversion"

I want to post this on /r/nocontext so badly.

[–]thescrapplekid 0 points1 point ago

Wait, wouldn't it be the other way around?

[–]xXxTrollxXx 0 points1 point ago

They showed this at my church

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

don't care it's shopped...it's still funny as hell

[–]strangethingtowield 0 points1 point ago

Presenting: The re-est of posts

[–]daftpunkrugger 0 points1 point ago

repost

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[–]rytis 0 points1 point ago

but dogs do go to heaven. arf arf

[–]Goltork2 0 points1 point ago

Lulz.I only call myself a christian.Not any wacky sub thing (but not catholic)

[–]thecorkster 0 points1 point ago

Now there's a church I can get on board with

[–]SillyHuman 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

My grandpa sent me this as chain-mail, a while ago.. I don't think you understand how things go down here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Awww... I'm presbyterian and I think dogs go to heaven.

[–]Afterburned 0 points1 point ago

I am well aware of how old and fake this is, but as a former Catholic I just want to say that this is incredible accurate. Catholics are smart-asses.

[–]DeathBat51108 0 points1 point ago

Dogs may go to Heaven, but reposts don't.

[–]ryumast3r 1 point2 points ago

Catholic reposts go to heaven, others can talk to their pastor.

[–]ElectricNoodleHaze 0 points1 point ago

So old it's from Ebaumsworld.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago*

I don't care if this is fake.. that shit is funny as fuck! :)

Edit: from reading the comments, well shit, it's not real?! Better not laugh at it, then!

[–]MoOdYo[S] -1 points0 points ago

Wow, a rational person on Reddit.

It's obviously fake and a lot of people have seen it before. But I saw it again today, after not having seen it for YEARS, and it made me laugh. I posted it so other people could get a kick out of it as well. Now skimming the comments has put me in a bad mood because 90% of them are, "ZOMG SO FUCKING FAKE AND GAY. REPOSTER! KARMA WHORE!"

Ugh. Why can't we all just giggle at funny pictures and move along?

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

Ya know, I really don't mind reposts, given that they're given time. Like, if I saw this yesterday oon r/funny, then reposted by a different person on r/funny. I'd just be a lil' preturbed.

I've never seen this, so I upvoted, and lol'd. :)

Now x-posting from someone other than OP? Now that rustles my jimmies, grinds my gears, punches my sack, and kicks my taaaaaaaaint. I dunno why, but it PISSES ME TAH FAWK OOFFFFFFFF.

Anyways, I love the post, and I'm laughing hard at the peoople who say it's fake, I'm like, "haha, no shit? It's fake? NO.WAY.". Well, no dur it's fake.

Seriously. And this is proobably the best poost i've seen all day besides the baww stoory oon r/4chan aboout the tramp, so pat yourself oon the back. Even if it is a repoost, ya made me laugh, man. :)

TL;DR - haters gon' hate, toomatahs gon' tomate. I gustatroon.

[–]Jeremymc6 0 points1 point ago

Best thing I've seen all day. Shopped or not.

[–]madhaxor 0 points1 point ago

repost omg r u seriuz? but i do think this is fucking hilarious so upvote

[–]ohgodwhydidIjoin -1 points0 points ago

I find this hilarious. It's from 10 months ago and they are complaining about how old (and shopped) it was then.

[–]JoeTheDolfan -1 points0 points ago

A. This is near where I live. B.Humans are animals too

[–]MoOdYo[S] -1 points0 points ago

No it's not. It's fake.

[–]JoeTheDolfan 1 point2 points ago

I mean the Churches, not what the signs say

[–]videogameexpert -4 points-3 points ago

Every time I see this I laugh because the Pastor is probably still mad about it 10 years later.

[–]reallycoolkid -1 points0 points ago

since theres no mention of him i feel its my duty, this is from a youtuber who has some pretty good arguments. youtube theamazingatheist

[–]ChaosFireV -1 points0 points ago

I would have believed it if the roles were reversed and the catholic church was telling the Presbyterian church that dogs don't go to heaven.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

I don't care what anyone says, I always get a laugh out of this one.

[–]Wammis -2 points-1 points ago

According to this... Dogs = animals Animals = no soul No soul = God hates it Humans = animals... transitive property... God hates everything.

And, I found this to be appropriate for this... Dog = God

[–]DoctorPimpslap -2 points-1 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]Fistandantalus -3 points-2 points ago

Freed dog souls with conversion...officially the funniest thing I have seen today.

[–]wynterb -4 points-3 points ago

Awesome

[–]dotc -3 points-2 points ago

A religious friend I know has no regard to animals after his conversion to chrisitianity, his church told him that animals are just mindless beings. I asked him how his dog was doing and he laughed and shrugged and told me he doesn't really care about it anymore. So sad...

[–]rytis -1 points0 points ago

all dogs go to heaven. but not all people.