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[–]ColonicIrritation 458 points459 points ago

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Fuck this gay earth

gets me every time.

[–]SouthPads 225 points226 points ago

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For me it's the "Anime Pro" T-shirt.

[–]TinoTonitini 78 points79 points ago

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The sweat stains for me.

[–]Blissrat 35 points36 points ago

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The pee hole in his pants.

[–]agrey 48 points49 points ago

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The neck build like a stack of flat tires

[–]Acidogenic 31 points32 points ago

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The fact that he looks like fat Gaben

[–]GrandMasterC147 69 points70 points ago

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...aaannd half life 3 is once again post-poned another month.

[–]Troggie42 28 points29 points ago

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WHEN WILL WE LEARN?!?

[–]Whit3y 53 points54 points ago

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don't worry, it'll be worth the weight!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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And another month

[–]sleepwalkcapsules 24 points25 points ago

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fat Gaben

wow

[–]Acidogenic 17 points18 points ago

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One day, he will be ultra slim, and everyone will say "I miss fat Gaben" just like we miss the "Fat Drew Carey"

[–]MarodRamby 8 points9 points ago

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Fat Jonah Hill. He looks weird not fat.

[–]bagel-bites 2 points3 points ago

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The fact that he looks like the Michelin Tire man.

[–]jlking3[!] 1 point2 points ago

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If he slimmed down just a little, he'd get to Jabba the Hut's size.

[–]SyntaxMonstr 1 point2 points ago

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I was reading down the replies, got to yours and I LOST it.

[–]camelCase47 13 points14 points ago

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The sweat ring at the collar is just hilarious.

[–]sastrone 0 points1 point ago

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They actually sell those somewhere.

[–]Things_and_things 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Ritoki 0 points1 point ago

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Is . . . Is that Burt Reynolds making sweet love to our planet?

[–]old_friend 8 points9 points ago

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For your convenience, www.fuckthisgayearth.com

[–]Lowspeach 7 points8 points ago

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Same here that line is pure comedy..

[–]toodrunktofuck 0 points1 point ago

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The triple-chin for me.

[–]uneditablepoly 0 points1 point ago

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It's just poetry.

[–]Sramone 182 points183 points ago

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Im going to talk to the next girl i see smiling at me

[–]CurlyPants 61 points62 points ago

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As a girl I can say this would be appreciated.

[–]ohok1 19 points20 points ago

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The only girls who smile at me are ones behind a counter somewhere

[–]ty12004 25 points26 points ago

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So start mercilessly hitting on them. They are the ones who smiled.. Now they have to take responsibility by having awkward conversations!

[–]HybridCue 4 points5 points ago

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Make them pay for leading you on!

[–]BernzSed 41 points42 points ago

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As an unattractive socially-awkward guy, I can say no, you wouldn't.

[–]IANAPUA_Yet 32 points33 points ago

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Even if you're right, so what? You can't gain social skills by avoiding social interaction. Get in the game and start leveling up.

[–]BernzSed 5 points6 points ago

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I'm empathetic enough to want to avoid making others uncomfortable.

Besides, I don't want to have to start avoiding places where I'll run into certain people.

[–]IANAPUA_Yet 0 points1 point ago

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That's the most ridiculous rationalization I've ever heard. Everyone will be better off if you develop some social skills, so quit feeding yourself this crap that your Forever Aloneness is some sort of noble sacrifice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have never thought of it this way.

I'm not even kidding.

[–]ForeverAllOne 1 point2 points ago

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Problem is, you only level up by defeating the foe. And to go with lvl 1 against Zeus...i dunno.

[–]IANAPUA_Yet 4 points5 points ago

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Who's the foe? You probably think the girl is. You're wrong. The foe is in your head. Every time you overcome your fears and initiate a conversation, that's a victory.

It doesn't even matter how the conversation turns out. Social results will come in time, but first you have to work on defeating the demon in your head.

[–]Abezilla116 0 points1 point ago

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Just hope I can gain enough XP without having to spam some stupid item.

[–]econguy 61 points62 points ago

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I want an update.

[–]projectdave 78 points79 points ago

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He will surely deliver...

[–]Schamblant 93 points94 points ago

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...pizza. Wait, am I doing this Raddyt thing right ?

[–]antaryon 54 points55 points ago

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Upvote from 0 to 1 karma.

LIVE DAMN YOU! LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

[–]KnownAsRye 25 points26 points ago

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That's how I feel every time I bring someone up to 1...

[–]Grizeldabowski 16 points17 points ago*

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0 to -1? DIE, FUCKER. DIIIIIIE!

edit: eh, I'll appreciate the irony.

[–]BigMac2341 6 points7 points ago

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Upvoted from 1 to 10 karma.

Just doing my part.

[–]omegawoot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]You_Look_Swell 1 point2 points ago

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Of course he will! He's a sexy motherfucker.

[–]IIoWoII 5 points6 points ago

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.jpg

[–]POSTS_GIFS 28 points29 points ago

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[–]scoops22 13 points14 points ago

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This is extra funny because it is also a post gif. As in the post. As in the mail. She's holding an envelope, but he also posted the gif. Ahh yes this is certainly a double entendre, perhaps unintended, we'll never know. Or maybe we will, if the OP responds, but that would mean he needs to deliver HAHAHAHAHA is anybody still reading this because personally I usually stop reading shitty comments like this about this far down so yaaaaa. I guess I still need to add quite a lot of filler before I get to the point where I truly have a massive illegible wall of text that burns people's eyes and sends them running in all directions like basket full of magnets that all have the same polarities. Except lets be real I don't have the slightest clue how magnets work and that basket probably wouldn't react at all like I imagine it would. Wow I really should be studying I think I'll go do that or rather tell myself I'll go do that submit this post and just refresh the front page again. Shame really.

[–]MysticKirby 24 points25 points ago

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go home scoops22, you are drunk

[–]iRideDragons 2 points3 points ago

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I skipped past their post, saw yours, and went back to reading their post. I hope they're drunk.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Turns out the girl he approached wasn't smiling at him, but somebody behind him.

[–]I_EAT_POOP_AMA 10 points11 points ago

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it went....okay

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing 8 points9 points ago

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Do you really eat poop?

[–]I_EAT_POOP_AMA 4 points5 points ago

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yep

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing 2 points3 points ago

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Proof?

[–]fjellfras 11 points12 points ago

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Please no

[–]ergocogitosum 12 points13 points ago

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We don't really need an update. As soon as he actually gets the courage to do it, it will go better than expected. Worst possible case, he has a friendly conversation with a nice girl and gets a slight confidence boost.

[–]booooooooooooosh 59 points60 points ago

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Or banned from the playground for life.

[–]rAmrOll 2 points3 points ago

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[–]PhoenixFox 20 points21 points ago

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I've told myself that so, so many times.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 5 points6 points ago

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...implying that girls smile at me.

[–]BaconWrappedEnigma 4 points5 points ago

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Do report back.

[–]thegoodstudyguide 2 points3 points ago

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I say this every time I leave the house, haven't done it yet.

SAP for life.

[–]Abscurat 2 points3 points ago

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I really hope it's gonna be this one.

[–]_Entropy 4 points5 points ago

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Aphex Twin?

[–]Abscurat 1 point2 points ago

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Sort of...

[–]Cogwork 1 point2 points ago

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God that video.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Say what you may but with just a paperbag over her head, this could be the best sex you'd ever have.

[–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

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girls smile at you?

[–]talitus 2 points3 points ago

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Make sure your spaghetti is secured in your pockets.

[–]diggitydan 2 points3 points ago

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That's the RIGHT attitude! Just go for it. What have you got to lose, really?

[–]Catalyst6 17 points18 points ago

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[–]gunstar69 1 point2 points ago

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Let us know what happens!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny cuz girls never smile at me.

[–]ty12004 1 point2 points ago

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Tried that.. SelfEsteem--; (Hmm.. I think I found my problem....)

[–]sigma89 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's funny how anyone could think that smiling at someone would magically cause them to ask them out. Why doesn't she just ask him out? This isn't a fucking disney movie. I tend to try to stay out of relationships with girls, friend or SO, that can't be direct with me. In fact, I stay away from anyone who can't. It only causes problems in the future when you don't tell me what's up.

[–]vgarrett 0 points1 point ago

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If only you grew an army of such brave chaps!

[–]MGM420 48 points49 points ago

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Love how he fittingly imagines the situation entirely in anime characters. Nice touch.

[–]Tsunderella 5 points6 points ago

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I believe the panel at the bottom was added afterwards, by someone else.

[–]HaikuEverything 181 points182 points ago

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Shy, modest people,

They feel insignificant,

Fat-man's fantasy.

[–]geegeegeegeebaby 15 points16 points ago

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This, my good sir is -

Not actually a "haiku".

But in fact, "senryuu".

[–]HaikuEverything 8 points9 points ago

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I bid you farewell,

Off to /r/nature I go,

You enlightened me.

[–]Bearyllium 7 points8 points ago

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Today I learned something. Thank you.

[–]abadphilosopher 17 points18 points ago

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You did very well,

I appreciate your work,

Upvote for you sir.

[–]giggs123 7 points8 points ago

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Another haiku novelty?

[–]GENOCIDEGeorge 70 points71 points ago

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[–]Komercisto 6 points7 points ago

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Wat.

[–]GENOCIDEGeorge 0 points1 point ago

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Yep.

[–]Tsunderella 1 point2 points ago

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This was glorious.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]CycloneDuke 77 points78 points ago

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Old and repost, but I love anime pro enough to upvote this.

We need more anime pro comics also.

Also, for people who like this, there are two other anime pro comics.

[–]museumsarewonderful 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you! I did not know that.

[–]SirCrocodile 9 points10 points ago

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[–]mcmur 8 points9 points ago

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I want a shirt that says "Anime Pro".

[–]the7nd 10 points11 points ago

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Ill trade mine if you have "OP IS FAG" one.

[–]gk128 55 points56 points ago

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This is old as shit, but it's still one of my favorites.

[–]Xevv 5 points6 points ago

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This is true. The man who invented the first shit was also drew this comic. He was quite a multi-talented fellow.

[–]stvb95 59 points60 points ago

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Did not expect the ending. Well played

[–]Antibodi[!] 14 points15 points ago

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I was actually starting to get angry at this until the end. Very well played

[–]coinstarchange 26 points27 points ago

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10/10 would read again

[–]SexuallyTransmitted 67 points68 points ago

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Don't worry it'll be posted here again soon.

[–]ios_k 8 points9 points ago

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I give it 2 months (that's like 37 reddit years)

[–]_Entropy 3 points4 points ago

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If my calculations are correct, you have been on reddit for over 170 years. Congrats you old fuck!

[–]ios_k 5 points6 points ago

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Your calculations are wrong son. The correlation between "real world" time and time is not linear.

[–]The_Slack 2 points3 points ago

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Wibbly wobbly?

[–]Vexatious 2 points3 points ago

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timey wimey

[–]MeatyOchre 32 points33 points ago

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Huh. Even having the strip ruined by putting the punchline in the title didn't ruin it.

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[–]Sovekop 33 points34 points ago

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Schrödinger's strip.

[–]bravoredditbravo 0 points1 point ago

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It made the whole thing awful but at least it wasn't awful

[–]GoingToOhio 14 points15 points ago

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you remembered the title? i read the title, click the link, forget what i just read in the title before the page even loads, look at whatever the link is, go back, forget what i just looked at.

[–]Testiculese 1 point2 points ago

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That makes you about an [8].

[–]haddock420 6 points7 points ago

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To me, "Fuck this gay earth!" is the punch line. Gets me every time.

[–]mynameisgoose 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed -- quite possibly one of my favorite quotes.

[–]its-the-new-style 0 points1 point ago

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set-up and punchline

[–]EldritchCarver 0 points1 point ago

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I'd argue the real punchline isn't a line at all, but the reveal that it's an obese man's daydream.

[–]Chicane 8 points9 points ago

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[–]ConorMaximus 3 points4 points ago

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I have never spoken to this guy before in my life but I know he is charming.

[–]AwwYea 108 points109 points ago

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Excuse me sir, this is well known and has been posted many times.

[–]RexDartEskimoSpy 25 points26 points ago

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Excuse me sir, the fact that this is well known and has been posted many times is well known and has been posted many times.

[–]bright_ephemera 2 points3 points ago

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...Mother of God.

[–]Hr0n 68 points69 points ago

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And damndest thing, this is the first time I've seen it. And I appreciate that it was posted.

[–]brlito 7 points8 points ago

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Draft-dodger.

[–]ZGiSH 16 points17 points ago

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I laughed again, so I upvoted. Story of my life.

[–]Strifeee 7 points8 points ago

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It's people like you!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha yeah this comes back on a monthly basis. I don't mind though, always gets a laugh out of me.

[–]beng134 6 points7 points ago

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on the other hand, those who have posted before wont get any less views

[–]Parkmayn 4 points5 points ago

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So has everything else. Welcome to Reddit!

[–]masharussia 3 points4 points ago

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I feel sad that all the guys here don't think this comic is accurate. As a girl, this is exactly what happens to me on the train. When I would look at someone I was interested in they would look away right away, ignore me. Then I would be told that men don't want to approach me because I must have a boyfriend already. :(

[–]Senuf 0 points1 point ago

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When I was younger I had a friend (a girl) who was pretty as a storm (I love storms). Guys never even attempt a date with her because every one of them was sure that he would be rejected because she must have a BF already ("of course, such a pretty girl") or she was surely "aiming much higher". Her friends were always asked out, they all had plenty of nights out to cinema or whatever, sometimes with those guys who were afraid to ask her out. True story 100%.

Anyway, we never took our friendship to another level. We were OK for being friends, but just not compatible for anything else.

[–]gingerbreadmanPK 25 points26 points ago

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Is that Gabe?

[–]owned2260 22 points23 points ago

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Fuck you! 3 more months.

[–]WezVC 6 points7 points ago

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Because this joke doesn't get old.

[–]hedonismbot89 13 points14 points ago

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A fat joke a day keeps Episode 3 away.

[–]khal_pedro 5 points6 points ago

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NoOoooooOoooooOOOoooo!! What have you done?!

[–]string97bean 28 points29 points ago

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That ending is...disturbing.

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points ago

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You misspelled 'realistic'.

[–]kensai11 7 points8 points ago

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As an intolerably shy guy who is thin, average looking and overly anxious about having good hygiene, I do protest.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The kensai11 doth protest too much, methinks.

[–]8Cowboy 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, how could anyone say anything like that in their mind?!? So crazy, yo!

[–]Corythosaurian 11 points12 points ago

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Why did you post one of the pictures from the welcome to the internet kit?

[–]Kelor 6 points7 points ago

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Well played comic.

Well played.

[–]0xpBigBoyBilly 14 points15 points ago

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I smiled while reading the cuter top part then it got sad... REALLY SAD AT THE END

[–]jameschenn 2 points3 points ago

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You have no idea how long i've been looking for this picture. Thanks OP.

[–]DrShithead 2 points3 points ago

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am i the only one who hears "Crawling in my skin" in his mind whenever i read what the guy thinks?

[–]April_Fabb 2 points3 points ago

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Nice one. Didn't expect the fattie at the end.

[–]prodikl 5 points6 points ago

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Ahaha, I love the neck sweat

[–]scarwit 8 points9 points ago

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Just because a girl smiles at you doesn't mean she thinks you're hot, she might be doing it out of pity.

[–]SaintZvlkx 5 points6 points ago

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In my case, replace 'might' with 'definitely.'

[–]liquidinsects 1 point2 points ago

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Finally, something not in rage comic form.

[–]Beckneard 0 points1 point ago

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Except this too is a repost. I saw that image years ago.

[–]ios_k 1 point2 points ago

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What is this "girflriend" you all speak of?

[–]1123581321345589144b 1 point2 points ago

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Everytime I see these cartoons I think "is this how it is to live as a Japanese person in Japan?"

[–]vinee060708 1 point2 points ago

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hahah so overdramatic

[–]dcgm 1 point2 points ago

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excellent twist, A+ comic.

[–]berrydrunk 1 point2 points ago

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LOL

[–]AbanoMex 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DerpyO 1 point2 points ago

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http://fuckthisgayearth.com/ for all your fuck this gay earth needs

[–]StephanFortin 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Gabe.

[–]justanewb 2 points3 points ago

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To be honest this is typical of the forever alone types, a lot of them just really don't talk to girls.

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[–]Quazz 6 points7 points ago

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Weird, I got downvotes last time I said that, then again it was about people in general which happens to include females, so maybe that's why.

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Why do people care about people who smoke?

Hear me out now; don't try and pretend it's altruistic to hate on fat people. You hate them simply because you don't like looking at them. People couldn't give a shit about somebodies unhealthy lifestyle as long as you don't have to look at it.

[–]joeflux 3 points4 points ago

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Well a lot of people do say that one of the biggest turn off's is smoking.

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

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Ending saved it.

[–]DetectiveObvious 1 point2 points ago

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Why does he look like Gaben?

[–]skinturtle 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen these kind of guys on the bus....hairy, over-weight, greasy, comic book bag toting, Star Wars fanatical, chocolate bar eaters. There's probably many of them here on Reddit wondering why they don't have a girl friend.

[–]dfreir1 1 point2 points ago

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still a better story than twilight.

[–]ACharmlessMan 1 point2 points ago

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Punchline...

In the motherfucking title.

[–]Winkelkater 2 points3 points ago

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  1. it's old.
  2. don't put the fucking punchline in the title.

[–]nemysyss 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Gabe in the last panel?

[–]Leafytuna 0 points1 point ago

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First time I've ever not found the comic being a day dream thing not annoying.

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U ruin!!

[–]LovelyComrade 0 points1 point ago

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I'm crying right now...Seems like I've lost my "Anime Pro" t-shirt D:

[–]extra_space 0 points1 point ago

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The sweat spots really made me laugh. haha

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[–]primusperegrinus 3 points4 points ago

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Either way, in hindsight, I think the guy dodged a bullet there anyway. The girl is already a clinger

All of her thoughts in that comic were just in his imagination.

[–]deadlym 0 points1 point ago

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That is exactly what is i my head in situations like these. Just stare at the floor and play a film scene in my head for as long as it takes.

[–]cheesy_ninja45 0 points1 point ago

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The last panel got me. It was serious and anime then it goes to that lol

[–]iroofiegirls 0 points1 point ago

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your judgement on reading girls facial expressions may be a little clouded

[–]Obskulum 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck is this shi-Ohhhhhh.

[–]creepinshadow 0 points1 point ago

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i did not expect that hahaha

[–]Superdude01 0 points1 point ago

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It's old as balls but one of my favourites. So take an upvote.

[–]MaddieK09 0 points1 point ago

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Not where I expected that to end.

[–]rayray-lee 0 points1 point ago

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I can never draw hands like that.

[–]kevlo 0 points1 point ago

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That was some heavy shit, til the end of coarse then it just became stupidly funny.

[–]yoshieatsnick 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh theres a twist

[–]Conford 0 points1 point ago

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*Do

[–]eric22vhs 0 points1 point ago

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I love this. I was about ready to facepalm reading this until the end.

[–]ThermL 0 points1 point ago

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Vat a tvist!

[–]m1m0 0 points1 point ago

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What constitutes an "unnaturally" hot girl?

[–]HerpMcDerpenheimer 0 points1 point ago

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That's still the best picture in the internets

[–]nameless912 0 points1 point ago

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That awkward moment when my girlfriend and I had pretty much exactly this (the anime part only :P) happen to us at the concert where we first met, but one of us (not me -______-) actually got the guts to say something.

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[–]slidell4life 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this a jpg?

[–]guncheck 0 points1 point ago

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... what does a girl's smile look like?

[–]papavoikos 0 points1 point ago

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what if I never receive a smile and she always look away?

[–]Kiristo 0 points1 point ago

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I instantly recognized this, but forgot the ending. Awesome.

[–]Legion299 0 points1 point ago

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i was awkwardly reading that (didn't like the first few ones) until the last panel because the girl looked cuted and when i got to the last panel

insert witty comment about laughing

made my day